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02x06 - Headless Over Heels

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Bad Beetleborgs". Aired: September 7, 1996 – March 2, 1998.*
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Set in the fictional town of Charterville, three "typical average kids" — Andrew "Drew" McCormick and his younger sister Josephine "Jo" McCormick, and their best friend Roland Williams — enter the supposedly haunted Hillhurst Mansion after accepting a dare from rich snobs Van and Trip.

02x06 - Headless Over Heels

Post by bunniefuu »

three typical average kids love to read

their comments from baby games

[Applause]

mentality

[Music]

this new beetlebox comic is Mega cool

yeah don't you think Sandra

Drew

I think he's got his mind on something

else

[Music]

thank you

[Music]

put me down

what are you talking about

scary horrifying creature was chasing us

through the woods

[Music]

wow

hello

[Music]

you were telling us about some scary

creature

we weren't scared at all in fact we

chased it away

probably won a less fortunes creations

we better check it out

of this diamond

um why don't you guys show us where you

saw the strange creature

[Music]

what I mean

or

yeah let's go come on come on

bye

[Music]

well where is this creature it's in

there somewhere

you hear it coming

we're out of here

[Music]

sounds like a horse

[Music]

don't think I'm scared or anything but

this is spooky

[Music]

ah

[Music]

does it look like this guy's missing

something

you mean like his head

he's gonna trample us quick bug out

[Music]

thank you

that was a little too close yeah I think

we'd better find out what this is all

about

foreign

[Music]

come on we better get over there right

yeah

[Music]

my suspicions were right I knew that

Fathead flabber was up to something he

must have created that had challenged

monstrosity to attack us we'd better

inform Lucas immediately

[Music]

okay and six seven eight nine

four did that block with a hundred base

motels on it will cost you three billion

dollars

that kind of change

I'll bet he has a hard time finding hats

that fit

what do you suppose he wants with us eh

he's trying to tell us something

oh

hugs

I think he wants one of our heads

[Music]

stay back I'm head over heels for you

darling

am I glad to see you kids hey you with

no head take it easy yeah you wanna tell

us what's going on here

uh Roland if you haven't noticed already

he doesn't have a head it's a little

hard to talk

wait

he wants to play charades

[Music]

the words no no far right

I I love a parade

[Music]

oh I know I get Frankie

the second word is what

I want

I want my space I think the word we're

looking for is head he's saying I want

my head I'm so good what makes you think

we have your head

what if he says he has his head

Wolfgang you haven't been bringing home

strange heads again have you boy

It All Happened many many years ago back

in the old country

[Music]

oh hello up there yeah it's you come

here come down here

why what a cute little werewolf you are

do you know any tricks

are you okay sit all right

not bad not bad

um

Shake

[Music]

okay

I'll live with that one

play dead

[Music]

we can work on those would you like to

come home with me

[Music]

[Music]

The Horseman must have been searching

for Wolfgang to get his head back

off g*ng where is his head

put his head in a bowling bag I'll get

it oh it's in his dog house next to the

stack of playwolf magazines

[Music]

makes my head spin to watch a move that

fast how about you

I guess not

[Applause]

your dog house was a mess

[Music]

where's the Horseman's head it's not in

here that bag's emptier than Frankie's

cranium

and something tells me he's not a happy

camper

[Music]

[Music]

look Marie Antoinette

don't worry you'll get that one in a

couple years

[Music]

I was a big man with a long dark King it

was frightening looking

well what did his face look like

ah well it was kind of hard to describe

but why is it hard to describe because

he didn't have a head

if flabber thinks he can defeat us with

some headless creation he sadly mistaken

we should strike first yes precisely

let's Dawn our battle visors and prepare

for attack

and I'll prepare the jet fighters good

when I'm through with them flabber and

all his friends will be headless

[Laughter]

[Music]

foreign

[Music]

[Music]

thanks Drew you still have to figure out

what happened to his head hmm well who

last used your bowling bag

uh

with his head well do you think you

might have left it at the bowling alley

by mistake oh oh brother you kids take

Horsemen down to the bowling alley

before someone uses his head as a

bowling ball I don't even want to think

what they'd use for the finger holes

come on we better hurry yeah come with

us wait what

you can't go to charterville with

Horseman looking like that

right what are we gonna do

no

foreign

[Music]

that's it have a nice day

[Music]

oh me think she knows something

[Music]

oh no your head

thank you

what have we here somebody lose

something if it doesn't belong to you

give it back we know you were on your

way to attack us but we are way ahead of

you get them

[Applause]

[Music]

we better transform or else Horsemen may

lose more than his head yeah

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

ah The Beetleborgs have arrived to save

the day save yourselves from this

[Music]

why did you stay still a minute

come on

whoa these guys are serious

you're right let's try the Jerry beans

[Music]

right I mean this Beetle brains

looks like you're all going to lose your

heads on this one we need the metallics

battler oh my guys you know the drill

challenge Lancer metallics Grappler

[Music]

[Music]

yeah what do we do now we bring out

something even bigger

crustacean jet fighters

[Music]

oh no we're not matched yeah but only

until we launch the beautiful then let's

get to it Beetle battle station

[Music]

[Music]

thank you

foreign

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[Music]

[Music]

good job guys once again okay let's get

the oven

we're back and now it's your turn You

Haven't Seen the Last of Us but you have

seen the last of your head

even without his head he has more brains

than the three of you yeah you're funny

but looks aren't everything

thank you

we need to get to the bowling alley

before someone finds that head

[Music]

you still have to get his head back

[Music]

Good News Kids you don't have to go to

the bowling alley after all why what

happened flabber the Horseman's head is

here at Hillhurst

that little ghoul was acting suspicious

when you left and I finally got her to

admit she had taken the head from

Wolfgang's bowling bag

[Music]

well I'll tell you one thing little

ghoul isn't gonna make the cover of good

basement keeping magazine

Horsemen needs his head back I'm on a

roll let me finish this Frame

hate you

come on just one more

[Music]

wow nice

and the score I got it

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

thank you

[Music]

I've got a splitting headache

[Music]

well I guess I'll be leaving now

thank you

for getting me my head back

don't mention it it was our crowning

achievement

[Music]

try these new boats they keep frank and

beans head on real tight

how thoughtful

well Wolfie

I think I've gotten over my allergies

now

I would still like you to come and live

with me oh I don't think we'll be

whatever be able to leave us he's part

of the family

[Music]

maybe that's not a Gesundheit a good

idea

[Music]

goodbye keep your head on straight bye

now

[Music]

ah

and sneezing powder

[Music]

[Music]

who was that

[Music]

um

thank you

[Music]