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02x04 - Ghoul Trouble

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Bad Beetleborgs". Aired: September 7, 1996 – March 2, 1998.*
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Set in the fictional town of Charterville, three "typical average kids" — Andrew "Drew" McCormick and his younger sister Josephine "Jo" McCormick, and their best friend Roland Williams — enter the supposedly haunted Hillhurst Mansion after accepting a dare from rich snobs Van and Trip.

02x04 - Ghoul Trouble

Post by bunniefuu »

three typical average kids love to read

their comments true but they're wishing

baby games

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[Applause]

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thank you

Jill Hurst is the secret to the

Beetleborg problem

find their weakest point for

infiltration and report back

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don't underestimate the Beatles

and that annoying blue friend with a

large chin

behind their weak spot and we'll crush

them leave it to me

flowers have super speed

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I love emergencies

professionally causing them

come down

what's going on

there's a strange new presence in the

house how do you know

it all started last night

I had just finished practicing a couple

of spells and decided to call it a night

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Wolfgang

moms anybody

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but there was no one there

who cares about that listen to what

happened to me

it was light the other night I was

unwinding with a little yoga

I was meditating in the sailor's not

position when all of a sudden someone

stepped on my head

I hate well that happens yeah yeah what

happened to me was much more terrifying

I had just gotten up for the night I was

ready to go downstairs

when whoops almost forgot my cake

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I didn't know what hit me

cranking beans and Wolfgang have seen

things too

what does it want and how are you gonna

find out I know why don't you use a

spell from your phasma hamburger yeah

I didn't think of that

okay it's gone

you sure this is where you left it

I put it right here

last night

just before I turned out

bye

whatever it is it

how's my handbook

and then the wrong hands a spasm

handbook could be very dangerous

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awesome book this must be my lucky day

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oh look at this one

A New Concept in

I'm back what have you learned about

Hillhurst the basement is ideal for

infiltration and the kids are there now

you'll need a creature one that can

slither through the sewers and into the

basement water lines at Hillcrest then

it will surprise them and chase them

directly into an ambush did you get that

cartoonist

I am an artist not a cartoonist

this is aqua it's designed to dig this

liquify

Aqualung

arrived

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I'm 3D and with my own kind

I have a good feeling about this

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missing it's almost as if this place is

haunted but we're supposed to do the

haunting I voted snookus and crustacean

well tell them to find their own house

listen

search every corner of this house until

we find out who's causing all the

problems okay let's split up we'll take

the upstairs

monsters

think like a spy

well it'd probably be easier if we knew

what we were spying for

foreign

[Applause]

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look under it

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see anything or just this

bang boy

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it's amazing

it defines the laws of gravity

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I have got to have a yard sale

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we checked everywhere and didn't find

one clue

the room upstairs

I've got an idea we've been inside every

room but not inside inside

I'm gonna use my super speed to check

inside the walls

in there

we hope the mice aren't home

I may not be Sherlock Holmes but I bet

he never use this technique

what well nothing in here

oh man it feels good to be out of that

place

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find anything yeah it was either a very

old Olive or mom's missing eye

no

[Music]

not quite everywhere there's one little

place we forgot what do you mean where

no one's looking

um

the basement

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not the basement you'll never get me

down there Over My Dead Body

I mean my own dead body yeah well you

know what I mean yeah yeah

he likes the scariest place in Hillhurst

[Laughter]

don't worry we'll check it out for you

right guys

yeah

sure

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why not

show me the way

all right remember now be careful take

your time and hurry back

what happened

oh and wait

thanks we can use these we'll be okay

flower

boy look at this place scary enough for

you come on

flowers gotta have a garage sale it just

looks like a bunch with junk

yeah you guys could open up their own

junk shop

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foreign

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I was just jumping out of the way yeah

right

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Look Who's Talking

Hey look

it sounded like it came from in there

it's empty

I know what we've got to do

think like spies no

we've gotta trick it we've gotta pretend

to go upstairs

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whatever it is it must be long gone

let's go tell Flubber

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you're a little short from one of

Lucas's g*ons aren't you mucus never

heard of him now shut up

shut up you're not one of the

Crustaceans then you must be that new

presence they were talking about and you

must be the ones making

another

but maybe I can

help at the present you're looking for

us right over there

that's right Beetleborgs and you're

coming with me

[Music]

three of you at once I could eat you for

breakfast

[Applause]

[Music]

stay back

try this exercise in your eyes

[Music]

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be careful too yeah

where'd he go over here he's liquefied

Joe let's try the data laser right no

not in here there's not enough room

let's take this battle outside yeah

all right let's get it

come on guys

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it's a trap I would prefer tactical

diversion crustacean jet fires oh no

whatever you call it it won't work then

talk for fist bait

maybe the presence was a crustacean the

Jets are everywhere

and The Beetleborgs are in trouble

summon the worm tanks you take care of

them

you gotta say flabber I'll take care of

Aquaman you got it

no way we're not leaving you he's right

we don't have much time we've got to get

to the battle Vehicles data bother

Beetle battle station

[Music]

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it's got a welcome present for you guys

can you do something without my passive

handbook my powers are puny

I think we should Run for Cover

where yeah

the basement it's the safest place

[Music]

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what happened

here come the worm tanks

stay on the jestro I'll take the tanks

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lucky hit now I'll Trust you

like the open slime ball you are did you

say slime oh oh so you slimeball

[Music]

ier than I thought it looks like you're

on hold on

I'd give anything to find my handbook

yes anything

what's that who said that is that a

promise yes we promise we all promise

you see

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I'll be

I'll be who are you

my name is

what are you doing in our house

the book

and I expect you to be a promise

I'll bet this is what you're looking for

I've been saving this bill for an

emergency because I can only use it once

you better use it now

ha

one three five and seven are prime

numbers indivisible I command with the

magic hand make this house

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what happened to the house how can my

Jets hit a Target they can't see the

early bird catches the worms

thank you

Drew check it out the Jets are leaving

what

challenge

now it's your turn to disappear back to

the page you fall down

yeah

[Music]

it's your turn now bye Lord

sorry to disappoint you another time

perhaps

Got Away where'd Hillary's go I don't

know

[Music]

flappers

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the cow fangler start the proceedings

Miss ghoul

give me one good reason why we should

let you stay at Hillhurst it's lyrical

to you and you and your friends promised

you'd give me

hello

okay then

give me two good reasons why

I've got a question

are you now or have you ever been a

member of the quick

sorry Mike

is my esteemed colleague from

Transylvania so do they pointed out

I too is to know why you wish to live in

Hillhurst it's dark and it's scary I

live in the basement I just want to be

left alone that could be easily arranged

darling here here

cause you're a young man what

what might be hostile

I trust her as far as I can throw her

you know something if I had a face like

yours

the quite well taken and I mean that in

a good way since you put it like that

gentlemen a promise

is a promise

[Laughter]

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who needs that crummy old basement

anymore

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all right you can stay on one condition

you take off your hood so we can see

what you look like

you don't want me to do that

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wow that's a pretty big word for you

both brain but if you insist

s

be careful

because you just might get it

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thank you

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