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02x01 - Crush of the Crustaceans (Part 3)

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Bad Beetleborgs". Aired: September 7, 1996 – March 2, 1998.*
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Set in the fictional town of Charterville, three "typical average kids" — Andrew "Drew" McCormick and his younger sister Josephine "Jo" McCormick, and their best friend Roland Williams — enter the supposedly haunted Hillhurst Mansion after accepting a dare from rich snobs Van and Trip.

02x01 - Crush of the Crustaceans (Part 3)

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three typical average kid inside a

haunted mansion just by chance fre to

ghost who made them

be big

bad big

bad hey look now they're superheroes

armed with superpowers taken from a

comic strip and now they're beet

[Music]

Bo Big B Be

come on let's tot this guy yeah

right do not cross that

line who is this guy I am

ncas Overlord of the second dimension so

what do you want

[Music]

you I want what remains of your armor

weapons and power everything else I have

destroyed true you okay yeah but this

guy is dangerous we're going to need all

three of our lasers on full power let's

go Sonic lasers full fire

[Music]

are you okay yeah but that blast was

strong this guy's more powerful than Bor

Slayer let's use the Battlers and

triangulate the fire yeah it worked on

Bor Slayer beetle

bers do it

guys strike your blaster Hunter claw

Stinger Blade Fire

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it didn't even scratch him I can't

believe it didn't work who taught you

that those two rich kids in the

limousine Tri van I put them up to it

all part of my

plan somebody's got to do something

Frankie you go ahead yeah Frankie you

go Little W get in there he's the thing

for the job you go

off all right huh oh no

reinforcements wolfy stay

back go

Wolfie Wolfie

[Music]

W what were you thinking this is it

everything we've got Mega blue you'll

feel blue when I'm through with

you thunder singer

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what

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happen you won't be needing it you are

now ex Beetle

borgs that's not fair yeah we'll see

about that Beetle

bonder I'm not going to get away with

this I told you it's all over

we're we got to do something

we still have our civilian Powers I've

got an

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idea oh what will I do

[Music]

all right that ought to hold

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him what is that hiat or

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something

[Applause]

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hide put me

down you children amuse me I will not

destroy you just yet

you

okay what are we going to do okay

monsters it's up to us

now so be scary we're defending our home

absolutely

[Music]

pathetic I was M as heck and I'm not

going to take it

[Music]

anymore get out of my house why don't

you just chill

[Music]

oh no he's Frozen flabber what have you

done don't

worry your flabby friend will be all

right until he

melts we'll help you

flabber Beetle

binder Beetle

bu you meddling Monsters can't hide St

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St right

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[Laughter]

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please then don't hurt me Mr ncas art

you're begging I'm begging for charville

I like a man who

grumbles what's

this

me you drew

this not me don't be mad I didn't do it

honest it was my brother Les less

fortunes a cartoon is just like me but

I'm good he's bad he's locked away in

the charville prison they threw away the

key but they still let him draw and

that's all he does he draws all the time

all thank you for sharing your brother

charville

prison will be my good Fortune to meet

less fortunes but you can't my brother's

a danger to

society so am I we'll make a great

team we wouldn't want to leave this

[Music]

behind if he releases any more of my

brother's drawing

we must stop him the question is can we

stop him another question is can we stop

flabber from

melting

hello I rather like flabber when he

can't talk back giving us the cold

shoulder huh hey you monsters get out of

here leave him

alone let's get out of here come on

stay aren't you a pretty little baby

boy excuse me Madam would you direct me

to the Charter

prison cool outfit mister I hope you

it's that way thank you young man

because you're so nice to me I'll do

something nice for you what is your

favorite animal

monkeys as you

wish oh

cool but Mister where's my dog that is

your

[Music]

dog there's got to be something in

Flav's Spellbook to

help let's see cold

snow ice um let's try this if you're on

Ice then that's not nice so please say

twice mauo gumo maoo

gumo Mao gumo Mao

gum hey stop

cancel um try maoo backwards

[Music]

that book it's dangerous yeah we

shouldn't be doing this we don't have a

choice come on flabber still

melting hey check this out under bugs

how can that help us well we are Beetle

bgs mhm bug around bug sound Bugaboo bug

bout bug rolly bug ply now shout bug out

bug out

this is not my

day I don't believe it I'm a bug wa and

we can talk hey you guys this is too

weird what are we going to do I don't

know but I don't want to be a

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bug oh man what are we going to do now

come on we got to get to the prison you

saw what happened when just one of my

brothers Rings got into the wrong hands

we're trying art but we got to change

back first okay we said bug out and now

we're bugs so what do we have to say to

change back bug stop bug out out bug bow

tug there's something well tell us this

is really starting to bug me not funny

Drew step on a crack you might break

your

back tired of buggies just

say bug back bug back

that's it if you want to be a bug you

say bug

out going to change back bug

back wow cool Mega cool this could come

in handy quit bugging around if ncas

teams up with my brother we'll all be

extinct like the

dinosaurs and if we can't stop flabber

from melting it'll just be a blue puddle

[Music]

don't tell me let me guess you're a

singing

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telegram I am nucas Overlord of the

second dimension whoa if you're not on

the list don't much matter who you

are guess what get that on the

list I'm just going to have to whittle

you down to

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hies why you are on the list Mr ncas I

thought so now where is less

fortunate sell

1025 but that's a locked Ward no

visitors he's very

dangerous so who am

I no problem Mr

ncas but we can't just leave flabber if

he melts we'll never see him again I

have an

[Music]

idea that ought to keep them cool

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oh you're the one who created

me I was expecting more this is a joke

isn't it you're one of the

guards play a trick stay back

[Music]

remember me

now

Lucas is

you you're off the

page yes and I have big plans for you

[Music]

Daddy you're not on the list but you

don't understand my brother's in danger

you are in D we're all in danger like I

said you're not on the list look friend

I'm just I'm not your friend did you see

a big red guy with horns yeah he's

inside do you know what you've done do

you know how dangerous that guy is you

don't understand no you don't understand

you're not on the list you don't go in

[Applause]

[Music]

so you're going to get me out of

here I'll set you up in your very own

Studio anything you want you'll be free

to create and I will bring your

Creations to life to serve

me I need someone to assist me someone

evil

cunning

crafty oh who's this she's so

wonderfully

horrible we'll call her

horel horrible

hor

like I

like

Harel arve

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what a

dump she's even more horrible than i'

imagined flattery will get you

everywhere oh it feels good to get off

that page I could get used to

this but right now I feel like a tuna in

one of those tiny

can'ts wait

outside I like com in with

horns man bugs sure take a lot of steps

yeah they got way too many legs would

you guys hold it down we're almost

there who's this so

V oh yes yes we'll call him V

VOR come on move you

guys

VOR

AR free at last from the Subterranean

confines of the two-dimensional world I

am VOR cold red Section 5 all guards

report to section five

immediately they're on to us we need a

diversion

release the

inmates release the

inmates good idea harbel VOR yes take

care of it power

pleasure we can't let them get away with

this yeah but we're bugs What can bugs

do bugs can bite come on with your

Twisted drawing mind and my genius I'll

rule the three-dimensional World ouch Mr

fortunes you can't do this yeah stay

here don't help this creep he's evil

[Music]

bugs oh man I mean oh bug that was

close forget the bugs cartoonist take

your

[Music]

drawings you are free now get out here

it's done and be quick about

[Music]

it these guys make the magnor look like

kindergarteners somehow we have to stop

them and if we don't charville and

everything else on this planet is doomed

[Music]

come

on come on Frankie

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