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01x46 - Svengali, By Golly

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Bad Beetleborgs". Aired: September 7, 1996 – March 2, 1998.*
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Set in the fictional town of Charterville, three "typical average kids" — Andrew "Drew" McCormick and his younger sister Josephine "Jo" McCormick, and their best friend Roland Williams — enter the supposedly haunted Hillhurst Mansion after accepting a dare from rich snobs Van and Trip.

01x46 - Svengali, By Golly

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mail's

here mail's here

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[Applause]

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Wolf g*ng and what

CER Franken beans

and and

Ms all

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done this house is falling

apart I think I'm going to do some

repairs

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too many

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donuts FL blasted there is only one way

to do this without hitting my thumb

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I no uh-uh little more no no what you

did before uh-huh yep there hey I got it

oh there it is it's perfect 955 table

Channel uh-oh it's gone this isn't ding

we added that for a second didn't we

well the next second it was

gone how about now it's still fuzzy it

looks like Gilligan's dancing with the

skipper fix it the satellite dish was a

great idea I want to watch talk shows

yeah Oprah

rules yeah we just got to find a way to

get this thing working okay okay what do

we put this wire uh over here yeah who

knows maybe the reception's better on

this side of the cryp how's this

there perfect

picture numb skulls do I look like a

cable box to you turn it off sorry boss

but you really do give good reception

I'll give you three one last chance

bring me flabber now take care of him

once and for all we won't let you down

don't worry good because you'll be

unemployed magnavore if you do you in

the B

boss oh oh oh oh hey he's right there

well now's our chance to make old vexa

proud let's get

here oh yeah oh all

done okay now I better fix that while

I'm at it oh too much pasta

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this we got up in such a great Hiding

Place hey now that needs

fixing how many flavors does it take to

change a light

bulb two one to hold the light bulb and

the other to spin them around

I don't do

it there's two flabs thanks bud in good

one all we can handle come

on keep it down Doom

there flabber it's us where are you

flabber oh good our subjects have have

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arrived we only want to open you up to

see what makes you

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tick we have a present for you boss what

is it van flabber in a bag you have

redeemed yourselves you can always can

on N I finally have you you pesky basm

let him out

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is this some kind of a joke get rid of

it before it stinks up the whole

is nox you are all

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fired get out of the way you see we got

a job to

do this looks like a need some FL it I

hate these jobs I still can't believe

Vector fired us and over practically

nothing yeah it was just a little skunk

she

all right L cough it up that'll be five

bucks payable in cash come on we don't

have all day yeah come on cough it up

look at us we don't need

Vex I'm glad to be rid of those three

dink poops now what's flabber up

to those four ghouls work well together

they could be by new hedg if I could get

them under my control hypn Maniac can do

that job

[Laughter]

go to Hillhurst and hypnotize the four

monsters put them under my control with

pleasure

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[Applause]

master in here in

here

come where you going where you going get

you

guys can you believe this got Wolf g*ng

B's

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head they're in the fore come

on calm down

doggy whatever you're selling we don't

want any oh but you

do you're getting very

sleepy can barely keep your eyes open

make that ey your minds are now a total

blank always is blank you are all under

my control Yes master your first

assignment is to get flabber Yes

master not this way sorry master master

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up up and the trap is

set FL come we need

you come here what do you want I'm right

in the middle of my flin romance

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noal so here I am

guys well why' you call just to say

hi

hi have you three been playing in the

radioactive waist stump

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again what's up with that

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this month's issue of Beetleborgs is

Mega cool yeah hypomaniac has

unbelievable Powers he hypnotizes a

subject and maintains control

telepathically yeah if he gets hit then

his subjects feel it

awesome who looks like Pro for the beat

board

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that's my mom got to go

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bye hey hey kids over here what is it

flabber h I think it's a cotton poly

Bland no flabber what do you want Oh the

monsters are acting very

strange how can you tell I mean really

strange I think you need to get over

here we'll be right over

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oh this one's nice honey what do you

think yeah I like it but take a look at

this one over here

mhm customers howy folks tap his team

magn Boy At Your Service welcome to the

new car Emporium can we help you oh well

we're just looking for a family car have

we got a great deal for you yeah we know

just what you want come on you're just

going to love it's this Beauty ride over

here how about that one you can make

lemonade out of that thing yeah it's a

gas hog this here is the card for you

now this baby here's got low low mileage

you can even lie down and take a nap in

it go ahead sit behind the wheel why

don't you wait a minute wait nice huh

just feel that thir Corinthian letter

now feel it yeah take out that slaming

radio system they'll take it that'll be

$5,000 please in cash hey come on honey

is there a problem I want to speak to

your manager now but we have a

deal you guys do it

[Applause]

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again so what's the problem flabber

no I'm not sure but the monsters have

been acting really really really really

really strange like how well they

haven't been laughing at any of my jokes

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that ought to

hold and then they didn't even touch

their Cyclops I soup that I prepared for

them so delicately last night I don't

know what's gotten into them what do you

think well flabber you better sit down

we have some shocking news to tell you

it's

shocking

okay what is it flabber the moners are

out to get

you good

tickle I needed that

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sorry flabber but we saw with our own

eyes the monsters are out to get you oh

stting rats now they turned on me see

I'll show them they can't get away with

this see don't worry flabber I'm sure

there's an explanation for all of this

I'm certain the monster still like

you we'll find out what's going on come

on

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out to get

me come on come on give me a chance I'll

do anything I'll do anything hey I can

sing come on M magnor I wonder what

happened to them be quiet maybe we can

hear them I don't think we'll ever find

a job we're good at let's beg vexa for

our old job's back I heard he already

replaced us he had hypn Maniac

hypnotized the H monsters now they're

doing vexor bidding a we got to

talk no wonder the monsters have been

trying to get flabber they're under

vex's control we have to find hypn the

maniac and send him back to the comics

yeah that's the only way we could break

a spell on the

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monsters big

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yeah we're going to need our AVS for

this one get ready b battle base

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the be BS at

last I've spotted hypnomania on the

beetle antenna tracker he's right below

us copy that Joe and we've got magnor

fighter Jets right above

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us let's finish off these fighter jets

we got to get back to hyp the maniac

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right now boys

can we talk

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here stay back I don't want to have to

bleed all over

you the problem is

oh Beetle boards come out come out

wherever you are remember issue 146

whatever we do to H the maniac the

monsters will feel there you

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are

W don't mess with the best

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time to go for a

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spin I'm better than I

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thought I give up I'm dizzy help me

please what do you think Joe he's

surrendering let's go time for you to go

back to the comics not

quite he tricked us you're getting

sleepy now s look like a chicken yes

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master you're under my control you'll do

everything I say not so fast hypn fraud

hypnotize

this beod has to take us back now well

I'm Holding Out for a pinion

plan who I feel weird what happened he

sure learned that the beetle bgs aren't

chickens

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yeah

man EDM is that

you I need a cord of high octane blood O

positive

now

feel

good I feel invincible

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[Applause]

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so you see flabber vexer hypnotized the

monsters and that's why they acted the

way they did I knew there had to be a

logical

explanation so I was

hypnotized that explains why I painted

my coffin

pink yeah wow that must have been a

really powerful hypnotic SP well it A*DS

me another 2,000 years well hypnosis

only works on Tiny brained

people take me for instance oh I can

never be hypnotized I'm for to

in you are getting Lee

be

le

s you are under our control

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control yes

Masters what should we order him to do

wait a minute I've got just a

thing this has going to be great flabber

get the

kids Yes master

[Laughter]

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