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01x39 - Jo's Strange Change

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Bad Beetleborgs". Aired: September 7, 1996 – March 2, 1998.*
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Set in the fictional town of Charterville, three "typical average kids" — Andrew "Drew" McCormick and his younger sister Josephine "Jo" McCormick, and their best friend Roland Williams — enter the supposedly haunted Hillhurst Mansion after accepting a dare from rich snobs Van and Trip.

01x39 - Jo's Strange Change

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[Music]

wolfy it won't change things no matter

how much you have I'm the scariest

creature of Hill her so there I couldn't

help but over here bandage boy but I'm

going to have to agree with wolf you see

you're not the scarest because I'm the

[Applause]

scarest pretty good

huh not you me scary

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sure it wasn't bad but you have to admit

that I'm the Emperor of dread the

president of panic I'm the top dog

you're just a pile of Rags still think

I'm scared than all of you put

[Music]

together w W put that fasm book down

before you hurt somebody flab finds out

you're casting SPS Wolfie he's going to

be

mad your

highness nice nice try again yeah change

R oh R make him

[Music]

different you are

amazing FL is going to be surprised to

see us yeah he doesn't know we got the

day off of

school hey can you do something bigger

like uh the suit of armor try changing

that flabber

flabber flabber hey

flabber wow

Joe I'm okay

[Music]

uhoh what's all the

commotion

he what have you Doney what are you

doing bringing strangers in

here that's not a stranger that's

Joe Joe Wolf g*ng zaap you with a spell

from your fm

handbook all by himself

wolfy I'm fine flabber really I'm

fine you're fine oh

um you may feel fine but you look like

someone

else I

do you do

[Music]

[Music]

mhm I don't believe this change your

back flabber it was an

accidental

spell I've got some laundry to do hey

was that the

microwave whoopy I

it

oh it will have to run its course you

mean you don't know how long I'm going

to look like

this what would I tell my

parents my

[Music]

friends um I can fix it so you look like

yourself to everyone else that sees you

you're sure about

this well

absolutely no one will know the girl

they

see is not the Joe that used to

be there that ought to do it Joe she

looks the same but to everyone else

she'll look and sound like Joe but I

don't know how long the spell will last

well let's try it out on Nano she'll be

wondering what happened to us should I

flabber go ahead meanwhile I'll try to

come up with some better

solution thanks flabber come

on it's always something

[Music]

whoopy

[Music]

right hey what's up Mr delivery guy huh

you want this yeah well too bad from now

on you're bring the comic St first now

go no one else is seen this issue the

beetle bgs have no idea of the bad going

down yeah

[Music]

I am Hammer

hands you're perfect give me something

to smash smash

smash wa I like his attitude he can

destroy Hillhurst Smash Bash and trash

in a Flash baby let's get to

it they don't know where the delivery

guy is so the issue's going to get here

late

Joe honey that new outfit gives you a

whole new

[Music]

look hey I noticed it too this isn't a

new outfit well must be a new haircut

then my

hair no yeah my new haircut yeah that

must be it it does look kind of nice we

hurried here to help uh and the delivery

is late now we have nothing to do you

could uh do your homework we already did

our homework yeah well there's no sense

in you kids moping around the

store I know why don't you have a

scavenger hunt well all charville knows

I'm the best scavenger Hunter sounds

like fun to me isn't that that game

where they have to find all sorts of

things on a list isn't that dangerous I

mean who knows where they may wind up oh

stop being a worry wart they'll be just

fine that is if they want to play

they're just scared cuz they know we'll

Stomp Them

what's with you

pipsqueak she seems different stop

worrying about her and start worrying

about winning we'll beat you any day

we're

in we are

[Music]

mhm we're totally going to win Drew and

the Nerds will stand a chance yeah I

don't really think the point of a

scavenger hunt is to buy

everything is there a problem Dudley no

no problem sir it's better thank you

okay we've got something red we got

something gold now all we need is

something

old hey we can get that Hillhurst no

Heather um that's not a good idea you

would you would be scared yeah you would

be really scared yeah yeah yeah yeah I

think you two would be the ones that

were scared us

scared give me a break you sound so

convincing

Dudley to

Hillhurst yes

[Music]

sir come on guys we can't let those

dweebs win yeah what do we need next

let's see

something old I think we know where we

can find that

yeah I feel weird what's happening to me

hey Drew roll

in who's your friend uh this is my

cousin

well nice to meet you see

you

later where's flabber when you really

need him yeah I'm in here open up

that spill didn't last very long did it

no

no it's not it's one of the creatures

from the

comet yes ni okay okay now let's get the

hill Hur we've got to stop it can you

still Borg we're going to find

[Music]

out okay

be be

big

big

[Music]

b you look like the red Striker board to

me Joe sure do yeah let's Joe huh

what's up flabber I'll welome the

solution as fast as I can thanks a lot

flabber come on Joe right behind you

well look what we have here stay right

there nasic it's time for both of you to

go back to the comet actually it's time

for us to

disappear see

you I hate when they do that it

shouldn't be too hard to track at the r

Hammer hands is breing stuff

yeah interesting very interesting what

do you see well I couldn't quite make it

out someone's coming oo do they look

tasty

it's a bunch of kids okay whoever scares

them the most

wins found I get to go

first dog hair zebras

and I must have a spell that can make

Joe's look last longer oh we'll be on a

Flash come on this is going to be fun

let's just get this over with

[Music]

uh oh you guys are so

brave relax it's just a

[Music]

spider don't even think about leaving oh

um no we were just looking at this um

19th century

dorna maybe we should just take it and

leave oh no she's someone something look

you're not allowed to talk like that

unless something scary

[Music]

happens gotcha very funny let's just

find something old

already we got to get out of here he

calm down come on look be cool what

would Heather think of us now which way

did did she

go that way

thanks now that would be

[Applause]

[Music]

[Laughter]

scared Frankie I give it a

7.5 good execution but it la fitivity oh

I got

robbed the Tex I mean the tracks end

here but where in the world is Hammer

hands he's got to be close look uhoh the

limo what if tripping vaner inside but

what about Heather we got to help her

you got to help yourselves spe deadly

yeah he's our cheerleader he's goodbye

get yourselves goodbye too stop cheering

[Music]

dudly It's Hammer Time

it looks pretty old oh look at

this that's the book I'm looking

for if you guys are trying to scare me

it's not going to

[Music]

work I beg your pardon but could either

of you spare some

blood pretty good huh

[Music]

foring stop right there boys you're not

leaving until I scare you away

[Applause]

I always unravel Under

Pressure where he

[Music]

go who needs buba when you got this go

team he's not a team he's one guy now

eat some popcorn and pay

attention yeah Che right

oh is everybody all right yeah smash

we've got to find this weakness I'll run

a

scan gotcha my Stinger drill is all we

need to send this pet

packing glad we can hammer things out

ha well that's about time you got here

put him right over

here does this type of thing happen all

the time you'd be

surprised all right you three we sent

your sorry friend hammerand back to the

comment and guess who's next want me to

give you goodbye a AR kissing me we're

out of

here don't worry you're safe

now Dudley how do you feel are you okay

oh yes sir I'm fine sir

she really don't worry he'll snap out of

it let's go see if everyone's okay yeah

let's go I hope Heather wasn't too

scared uh true aren't you forgetting

something oh yeah yeah right back BL

RW you're forgetting something

else

hide out get out of my

way wait did you guys see Heather we

better get

in looks like you're a little too

late something old we've got the last

thing on our list Heather look out

behind you

[Music]

nice

[Music]

try it's getting late and sooner or

later we've got to go home how can we

with Joe looking like

this I've got it I've got it come on Joe

no time to

waste okay let's

see I'll cast a spell to make others see

the looks of Joe that used to be but

this time it should do the trick make a

change make it

stick did it work let's find out award

time our scar contest is over flever you

decide who's the

scarest wait a minute but how do I look

you oh

um oh well delicious

you mean she doesn't look different to

you same kid what's the

difference flabber it works and this

time it's going to

last doesn't someone have an

announcement to make yeah okay have a

seat now that's more like it tell these

runner-ups what I've

won okay okay the nominees for the

scariest monsters of Hillhurst do

fangula Wolf

g*ng fraking

[Music]

beans and last but not least moms keep

an eye out for

me and here to present the word is

everybody's favorite fasm

[Applause]

flabber hey

ah the award goes

to me I got to get my

award

FL you're not the

scariest no way I'll show you scary

[Applause]

[Music]

I have that effect on people

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