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01x34 - Pet Problems

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Bad Beetleborgs". Aired: September 7, 1996 – March 2, 1998.*
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Set in the fictional town of Charterville, three "typical average kids" — Andrew "Drew" McCormick and his younger sister Josephine "Jo" McCormick, and their best friend Roland Williams — enter the supposedly haunted Hillhurst Mansion after accepting a dare from rich snobs Van and Trip.

01x34 - Pet Problems

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nobody make a wish

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o nice

distance I made the cake myself

Wolfie I didn't know monsters had

birthday parties nothing surprises me in

this

house hey look you guys wolf g*ng's

opening his presents I've got you your

favorit you're

doggy

treats my present's even better Wolfie

try Che on

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this me got present

too he says he wants to know what it

is col please

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please hey what is his

problem he gifts him for a house pet

he's not a doggy he's a

wolfy why you ungrateful much I went

through a lot of trouble getting you

that

arm just in

time it looks like my special delivery

has arriv run

AR wolf g*ng's birthday

present and let me tell you it looks

flabulous I'll get it you have some

finger

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food yeah I got a package here for Mr

flabber

that's

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me well if you're sign right here

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Mr

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minty VOA

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what do you think's in the box if

flabber ordered it I'm afraid to guess

happy birthday Wolf

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g*ng come on wolfy see what you

got huh now that's something you don't

see every

day what do you call this this thing

well since wolfy was tired of well being

a pet I got him one of his own where did

you get

it the monster male order

catalog of

course what are you supposed to call it

besides uh

ugly good

question let's see here it

says his its name is scary Harry scary

Harry It also says that whatever you do

don't let him out of the cage without a

leash

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who would do

that look out it's

Lo uhoh

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you purple

people get before he eats Wolf g*ng for

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[Applause]

lunch we do

something me grab him

got you good one Franky now

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P I say we get out of here while we can

yeah that thing might decide to come

after us too let's go

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quick hey look those braty kids are here

uh we were just leaving yeah uh

honest

true what is it

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now hey kids we've got a major problemo

here yeah got any

suggestions yeah run me hungry yeah

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I think we can stop running now oo that

was too

close what's with all the dogs well I'm

trying to make some extra money for a

new motorcycle so I decided to try dog

walking in my spare time it's great

exercise oh boy oh

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no look at those smelly

m i don't get it why do humans think

those dumb animals are so

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special they're called pets and they

don't look special to me they don't even

look tasty uhhuh hey check this out a

reward H let me see that lost

dog oh oh look $1,000 humans really care

a lot about their bets this gives me a

terribly bad idea you want to find that

little lost doggy no baboon brain we'll

kidnap their pets and hold them for

ransome oh here they come again

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quick lock the door H I'm

Hur uh you want to run that by me again

he said he doesn't like your taste in

birthday

presents me neither okay okay so scary

harir is a little excitable what do you

want me to do send him back yes yes all

right all right sheesh that's a relief

who wants to help me put him back in his

cage well

Franken

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W here's Harry

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come on come on come on now let's

go okay so uh how we going to kidnap

Nano's doggy like I always say if you

want something done get a monster to do

it for

you

yeah oh W radical

I'm free Free to smash destroy and

terrorize a one TR M I like that in a

monster you can start your terrorizing

by taking that lady's dog I'll have

those muts for you before you can save

muant me

your w you muts you're dragging me all

over town hey that's mukan from the

beetle Works comic yeah and those are

the dogs that Nana was walking what are

you doing with those dogs

muin what are you RS going to do about

it they're not going to do nothing

get you can't catch me tyus don't make

me

laugh laugh

how's that feel

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huh I hope you've got a parachute

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jar I've got you

now you're all M beor you're helpless

you're in my clutches

and hey hey what's that smell

yes you can St napping was a success

let's get out of

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here man they got away with Nano's dogs

now what are we going to

do got to find those dods for Nano yeah

I think it's time The Beetleborgs made

an appearance okay guys it's all clear

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Joe you can cover more area in your a

rolling and I'll do a ground search

great let's get going

quiet before I gag all of

you I still don't see why we can't hide

out back at the you know vexa's

rule no pets inside the besides no

one will find us here what about the

beetle BRS huh those Dumb Beetle breats

couldn't find their own reflection in a

mirror no sign of them I'm picking up

life form readings inside the warehouse

several dogs and four nonhumans it's got

to be them

Joe come in hey guys any s of muant why

don't you try looking behind you it's

about

time Drew ruin where are you are you all

right what's happening you

guys in 7 seconds it's the new world's

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record purple partner this looks like

it's going to be your that's round up

oh FL

his FL his send this little monster this

some deserted

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place where did you send the vicious

little beast to some deserted Place far

from here where he won't get into any

more

trouble hey are you going to clean that

up you

kidding 3D terrorizing is way more

satisfied than in the

comic bra make be pancakes out of them

mcant yeah I'll swash you three like

real

be oh an overgrown purple

Mouse scary Harry what's he doing here

get away from

me never mind how he got here he's

distracting milin just what we needed

back off your

feet

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you whoa I've got to get a subscription

to this we're going to get you for this

is that

right here comes thing sick them Harry

had a

boy hey how about that scary her and

save the day yeah maybe we should make

him our official Beetle work mask g*n

good

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one what a delightfully ferocious

creature good thing we're not going to

keep

I suppose if you promise to take good

care of it say

what and if you really want it we

don't isn't it sweet that's me get rid

of

it I never realized pets could be so

amusing

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gross next time remind me to get a pet

that doesn't shed

that's nasty we got to thank you flow we

couldn't have gotten Nano's dogs back

without you oh glad to

oblig what exactly did I do well didn't

you send scary Harry to help us well uh

uh not exactly I don't know where I sent

him where did he go well the last time

we saw him he disappeared with typhus in

the

game well how about that I think scary

Harry would make the perfect C pet for

vex's Crypt don't

you give it

up

cool oh scary

la

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