01x32 - Yo h* Borgs

[bunniefuu]

assignment is to choose an important

historical figure and do a report on him

or

her you can work in

groups right so if there are no further

questions class

dismissed and remember the report is

half of your

grade so who do you want to

choose how about George Washington nah

too boring how about Blackbeard the

pirate excellent let's

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go pizza's here so what's this big

assignment you guys have to do the

entire class has to do a report on

historical figure we chose Blackbeard

the pirate right on yeah I can't wait to

get to the library to start checking

them

out let me see wow hey are you thinking

what I'm thinking yeah baby we steal all

the books from the library on Pirates

and they'll fail their class then let's

get the books yeah right

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off this is strange all the books on

Pirates are

gone I don't get

it I hope nothing else is

missing what are you guys going to do

about your

assignment I know there's a Library

Hillhurst we can stop there tomorrow

before

school that was too easy yeah kind of

takes all the fun out of being bad all

contr H head nothing's more good than

bad you know I never understood what

humans see in these books well that's

easy words yeah and they way

overrated so uh where we going to stash

him hey let's put him in here good read

yeah reading so cryptic

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all right we're going for a new world

record what are you guys doing we're

putting our library books to good use

well actually that's what we came to

talk to you about really we want to use

your books to do a school report this is

our library no Outsiders allowed what

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is now what are you going to do let me

think who's this report supposed to be

about anyway we chose Blackbeard the

pirate a fabulous

Choice well Johnny tell them what

they've

won how's my make well twink let's see

what's behind curtain number

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one hold it son of a sea ghost first

made of a shark Blackbeard the pirate

come out of the

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dark my

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mes by Thunder what be going on here oh

Ines a way of claiming the greatest

Treasure of me life flabber what have

you done this way your research comes

straight from the horse's mouth Who you

calling a blaster horse you scarvey do

I'll carve your gizzard and serve it up

for me supper harly

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hard what's going on here we took you

from your time and brought you here to

our time if you help these kids I'll

send you back to your treasure you're in

the 20th century we want to learn about

you for our report you're the greatest

pirate that ever lived you don't

say hey if we really want a high grade

we should bring him to

school yeah you can speak to the class

well take me to them oh let me see quiet

bird brain 60t waves in me

gallion all right let's

go just remember I have to get him back

to his own time

before Sundown her old Blackbeard will

be that's good enough for Blackbeard I

have me gold to tend

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to hey e vile Horseless Carriage you

almost run me over

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oh my this is too

much those blast SCS they've taken

Blackbeard prison in that magic

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box the all swabs have got wheels

instead of feet no they're just having

fun this way blow me down they're as

fast as me ship with a full wind in her

sails

uh they're inline

skates how can I get me

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some last g land lovers

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[Laughter]

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what in-law world who is this they

called

me Captain Blackbeard

Man At Your

Service he's helping us with our report

oh really and what can Captain

Blackbeard tell us oh I can tell you

about the life of aiing [ __ ] here pry

life a you hey is the teacher yelling at

them yet for not doing their report no

that dude from history's ruining the

whole thing would you pop down and

listen Okay Okay Men We bathe only once

every 3

months me and me Men We the scourge of

the Seven

Seas man that dude is one big

troublemaker know what I like him yeah

we can use him on our side against the

beetle brats yeah and I know a way we

can Double the Trouble noxic got

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you van again but butt take your butts

to the principal's

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office yeah baby beautiful I do good

work why have you br let me here we got

big plans for you kitty let's

go and this is what we call

Pizza oh hey Up

N who's your friend with extreme facial

hair oh he's Blackbeard well I can see

that what does that Phantom craft your

anchor run it's a motorcycle baby 500

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horsepower they cannot fit 500 horses in

there oh yeah hop on bushy beard I'll

show you

make sure your helmet on tight and hang

on don't you worri about me I'll

be this is definitely not a good

idea this is the bait we used to hook

that fish great hey nobody told me we

were having fish be quiet we have work

to do but what about the

fish ah ladies oh my gosh please true

Roland

look it was more fun than riding a shark

in a

Whirlpool Nano what have you done to him

I'm making it more hip honey come on hit

it my name is Blackbeard Blackbeard the

pirate the baddest guy at Sea if there's

trouble around and there's gold to be

found you can bet you're going to find

me

rightous what' you do to his hair oh

come on just

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chill catch you

later one large double cheese with Squid

he pizza's up that's us I'll get the

pizza and you wait here byebye

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Blackbeard shiver me timbers

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it must hold a king's Ransom in

Gold

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hey got you hands off get your me meat

hooks off of me oh I don't think so yeah

you're being k*ll hold this time

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thank you yeah

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thanks where'd he go where did who

go Blackbeard he disappeared you better

find him time's running out there's no

telling what will happen with history if

we don't get him back oh we'll find him

flabber he couldn't have gotten that

far yuck is this squid you have on this

Pizza M hey this isn't bad

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M what do you think happened I don't

know where is

he hey guys look what is

it it's a button from Blackbeard's coat

and his boots have been dragged in that

direction I'll check out where they

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lead well I followed the tracks down to

the edge of town the magnavore said

Blackbeard chained up there I knew it we

have to hurry up and rescue him and

remember flabber said we have to get him

back by dark right flter chains someone

get them off of oh don't worry we'll get

you out of here oh

how are you going to break through these

heavy chains oh I

can't

you you're a barrel full of

[Laughter]

L bye Joe there we

go I'll be a one-legged

pirate she did

it well it's getting late and we've got

to send you back I so let's get out of

here yes come on this

way

flabber flabber where are you we made it

in time didn't we flabber where are

you last call for the time Travel

Express all

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the right on time it's time for me to

get back to selling the salty

Seas don't be pulling up anchor

yet

Blackbeard Black

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Beard twins those was King soldiers they

kidnapped me and made this phony

Blackbeard to send back in me

Place

well I'll hang you from the yard arm you

seret this taale is as phony as a $2

Deon I'm the real Blackbeard in by

blazes I'll prove

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it and for tonight's main event we have

fighting in the r Cor

black

man and his Challenger in the blue

Corner

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black oh wait I've got a better way to

settle this uh you got to book on

Pirates it just so happens

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okay what's the name of your ship the

Sea

Dragon those ugly soldiers told you

that what year were you born how should

I know I was a we babe at the time aha

the liar rooster doesn't know and that

proves I'm the real Black Beer wait a

minute I got to settle

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this my name is Blackbeard Blackbeard

the pirate the baddest guy at Sea if

there's trouble around and there's gold

to be found you can bet you're going to

find

me so who are you out of

here that's catac Claus isue 134 I'll

make trouble

elsewhere we better zap him back to

where he

belongs be blonders

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time's up you can't destroy me that's

what they all

say well this time will'll be different

we're ready feel b stri a

blaster Hunter claw Stinger

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blade here gy

gy you're tickling me and this should

really crack you

up not nice to

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time to go back to the comics

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I'm going to miss you Blackbeard me too

me

three well I'll certainly miss you

little swabs oh and you definitely can't

forget these well blow me

down it's almost sundown

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son of a sea ghost first mate of a shark

Blackbeard the

pirate return to the

dark I'm going to miss that old Sea

Dog where's black

bear we sent him

away how could you yeah me what

treasure

I I'm the captain of the ship and you do

what I

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say you know what we say to

that m

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the

captain Oh man it's