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01x26 - Curse of the Shadowborg (Part 1)

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Bad Beetleborgs". Aired: September 7, 1996 – March 2, 1998.*
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Set in the fictional town of Charterville, three "typical average kids" — Andrew "Drew" McCormick and his younger sister Josephine "Jo" McCormick, and their best friend Roland Williams — enter the supposedly haunted Hillhurst Mansion after accepting a dare from rich snobs Van and Trip.

01x26 - Curse of the Shadowborg (Part 1)

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there they

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are your days are number I didn't know

you could

count

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count incoming look

out hold steel Beatle DS yes

thank you hey what are you doing

wouldn't you like to know are you all ra

to yeah give that back you three are

going back to the comments H you wish

but we are going we have what we came

for hey that was weird check out the

damage I don't get it me neither why

would they want a piece of your armor no

idea we better go see fber maybe he can

fix it let's go

yeah

hey what's up with them you guys are

fighting over

weapons that's right kidlets and I'm

going to test mine out on

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[Applause]

you Frankie I told you no target

practice on the

health father what's going

on a general uh hub no but seriously

we've got an intruder

and we're going to G

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[Applause]

up well what do you do with him when you

catch him I'll suck his

blood I'll chop him to bits oh Frankie

can have the spare parts

squishy and Wolfie can have the

bones my chopping arm seems to be a

little

rusty oh come on flabber let me practice

on these kids hang on there fellas you

feeling lucky tonight bet you double or

nothing I can beat you at your best game

fber are you sure about this

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mhm I haven't gambled in centuries Count

Me In we're in twoo great

idea

all right everybody Edie up get rid of

that and sh**t it fast these guys have

the attention span of a fruit

fly all right gentlemen your

face what was that

I something's in

there

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come on out of

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there

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huh

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a pretty strong for a little

kid how'd you do that um um I exercis a

lot uh who are you I'm Josh Balden my

family just moved to charville cool my

name is Joe this is my brother Drew and

our great friend Rolland hey what are

you doing in this house I could ask you

the same thing this place can be

dangerous what was that we should be

leaving now scared figure you're just a

kid scared we're not scared we just

shouldn't be here that's all he's right

this house is guarded by a special

Patrol I didn't see anyone well they're

real mean and don't like kids that

doesn't scare me well I'll go see if the

coast is

clear come on let's play some cards here

I don't have all day you know whose turn

is it now it's yours moms well in that

case I'll see you two worms and raise

your

c*ck must have a good

hand me

too too rich for my

blood I'll see you Frankie get

it I'm not sure they're getting the hang

of this

game freedom and weat what do you got

wolfy wolfy wins unbelievable he wins

every

time don't keep him distracted get

going I ever show you this card trick

keep your eyes on my hands

everybody

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hey do

that more bigger

bigger I can do

that well how

about oh please

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boring tough

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room

you're safe now safe you guys have some

imagination how'd you end up here anyway

this house is the only cool thing in

Charo except for Zoom Comics oh that's

my dad's store I roll by on my bike it's

sweet come on in sometime I'll show you

around maybe I

will got to go see

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you that guy wounds

everything

your dad's expecting us a zoom and I

haven't even talked to fber by my

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armor well your wish is our demand here

it is once you knucklehead's got

something right with this piece of

Beetleborg armor I can complete the

weapon that will stop The Beetleborgs

forever an evil Beetleborg of my own a

bad Beetleborg that's cool you'll steal

their power and they'll never never send

us back to the

comics oh sounds great

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mom listen up kids if you'll help me get

these shelves stopped I'll fix up a big

batch of my kick in a butt barbecue yes

yes oh yes all

right how'd this old thing get in

there

sorry this is a

classic store is supposed to be closed

it's okay I promised him a special tour

dad Nano this is Josh you into Comics I

used to have pretty big collection but I

sold it when we moved mostly silver Ray

in Beetle borgs I love Beetle

borgs oh yeah cool

this is Heather shouldn't we be getting

back to work now uh could you use any

extra help I always say you can never

have too many Comics or too much help

and if you're good you could stay for

lunch sounds

great come on I'll show you okay

inventory so what did you think of this

issue Josh now that he's here we can

leave why do we have to leave I have to

check out my armor damage i' better hang

here promise Dad can't you go and come

right back

fine you leaving uh sorry I just

remembered I have to see someone about a

blue

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suit oh he's been in there forever hey

hey what do you think it's taking so

long I don't know but patience isn't one

of my virtues hey I wish we could sneak

a peek we can come on oh keep it down

little at last everything is in

place it is time to begin the

proceedings in moments I will have the

ultimate Beetleborg destruction

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machine did you see that he turned that

piece of beetle junk into a full body

Borg in the name of pure wickedness I

give you

life arise Shadow

Bor yes I have done it here he comes get

back shut the door oh did he see us I

don't think so Beetle boards prepare to

meet your

doom

At Last I have in my command a warrior

worthy of serving me behold Shadow

Bor At Your Service my dastardly Master

too cool cool I'll teach him everything

I know that'll take 2 seconds get

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back don't any of you dads touch him he

and his weapon shadowclaw are programmed

to destroy The

Beetleborgs go to Hillhurst shadowborg

if you go after their friend flabber the

beetle bgs will come running as you

command master now

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go this is going to be

bad this looks pretty bad Drew I'm

telling you flabber that Josh guy is a

complete and total loser can you believe

his nerve just walking in the zom like

that micking googly eyes and Heather I

mean she can't possibly like him he's

really gotten to you I guess so is the

armor okay uh-uh we just got to fix

it there is one thing I haven't tried

well why not because I hate sakes but

here it

goes serpent Slither slide and

slink become this Armor's Missing Link

all right yeah neat thanks a lot fber I

knew you could fix it yeah all right W

there's something in front of the house

it's it's big and it's mean and it looks

like a Beetleborg but it's not go on

look for

yourselves huh no way blue Stinger vexar

has sented me to destroy you what is

that thing

wa

flber get back what do you think we've

got

blble I mean trouble from the looks of

it that was no ordinary comic book

monster well you can handle him you're a

beetle boy in case you didn't notice so

is he flber quick contact Joan Ron I'll

assist the situation I'm in the way what

I mean I'm on the way hold it FL better

let me go up wish me

luck good luck

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n your barbecue is giv me the best

reason yet to like Charter are you

joshing With Me

[Laughter]

Josh treble at Hillhurst Drew needs you

tell

Roland uh r Joe honey you look like

you've seen a ghost and you're just as

jumpy as a catfish yeah um I am a little

tired can I take a break sure we got it

under

control dad can I take a break too um oh

let him go Josh and Heather said they'll

stick around okay but don't be gone too

long I won't

thanks I'm glad you're staying and they

look like be here a

while there you are let's take care of

this right now surrender your powers are

useless against me vexor g*ons never

beat me but I'm a chip off the beetle

block or should I say armor so that's

what jar was up to well it won't work oh

but it will I am shadowborg and I am

more powerful than you can

imagine oh no

you

lose not

yet who's blue fighting I don't

recognize him from the comics what's he

going to do with that monster weapon

let's Bor right be a

BL being a

BL

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it's all over be oh

yeah I'm not down

yet meet Shadow boorg you guys let's

show this poser Borg how it's done yeah

come

on

let him

go hang on you

guys r Joe you guys got to break free

yeah right he's too strong it's no use

we can't

move what was yours is now my

be what happen why'd you guys back blast

we didn't call for a back blast Borg

again quick bers I don't believe this

why are they working take a wild guas

he's got our powers I'll get him back

now for

blue

stop and this completes the set you

won't get away with this I just

did someone tell me what happened this

is bad this is very very bad her powers

are

gone what are we going to do now what

can we do hi

K tea

time a snack does sound

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good me my big m

i and don't come back right your seat my

dear what are we going to do about the

shadow Borg and our lost Powers man this

is

awful have a cup of flab flabulous

formula it'll make you feel a lot

better will we get our powers

back no but it'll perk you right

up shadowborg is as strong as 10 comic

book monsters strong as Joe Strong as

Joe was

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what present tent

please try yours Drew

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oh

well well what

they work well when are you going to

show us how fast you can run upstairs

and get my thinking

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[Applause]

Camp H thanks no problem flabber glad to

do

it h so your powers are okay yeah but

they they won't be much use against the

shadow

bar well don't worry you go on home

flabber will think of

something flber you're the best

well this is the worst day of my life

nothing else could make it any worse

Josh thanks for helping yeah sure you

can never have too many comments with

too much help right that's so true yeah

come on I'll buy you soda great I'll

show you my favorite place it's just

around the

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corner

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