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01x21 - The Doctor Is In

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Bad Beetleborgs". Aired: September 7, 1996 – March 2, 1998.*
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Set in the fictional town of Charterville, three "typical average kids" — Andrew "Drew" McCormick and his younger sister Josephine "Jo" McCormick, and their best friend Roland Williams — enter the supposedly haunted Hillhurst Mansion after accepting a dare from rich snobs Van and Trip.

01x21 - The Doctor Is In

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there's your B it'll be 1295 I didn't

order

pizza I forgot I did

thanks yes who or rather what on Earth

are

you oh never mind about who I am it's

who you are that I'm

wondering looks like I might have to run

you

in my name is Dr Baron F Franken beans

and I have come to see my little

boy well we'll see about

that Franky

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dad my little vitle everything will be

all right now daddy is

here I think I'm going to be

sick H you there whatever you are get my

bag up to my room Franky and I have some

catching up to do now hold it just a

minute there ly afid you got a few

things turned around this house is

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mine yes sir glad to do it give me the

best room in the house the honeymoon

sweet heard The lizy Bard one stayed

there Chop Chop we aim to

please what a repulsive creature

obviously suffering from severe multiple

personality schizophrenia brought on by

a traumatic experience during the

retentive period of his childhood

probably a thumb sucker

[Laughter]

huh oh never mind

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Spanky

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what are you doing just sitting here I

thought I told you I wanted you to clean

up the store all finished what how in

the world I only told you 5 minutes ago

it looks like you've been working the

whole day just shows what a kid can do

when he puts his mind to it I guess so

uh I think this calls for reward and I

have one right here oh yeah what is it

the new issue of The Beetleborgs it just

arrived what what w why didn't you say

so a two-part story and look at this new

monster cyber serpent he's more powerful

than all three Beetleborgs put together

and it's

indestructible this is going to be

majorly cool looks like The Beetleborgs

are in real

trouble

yeah and if the magnor ever release it

into this

world

I you know cyber serpant is more

powerful than all three Beetle bgs put

together and is indestructible all right

I love

it this time there's no way the beetle

boards can win according to the new

issue cyber serpent can defeat them

effortlessly Victory will be

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ours

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I think you're just not hitting the

right way it's going to be okay give it

another

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shot nice bra good one yeah we must come

up with a plan to get rid of him I don't

care if he's Franken Bean's father if he

has us running around like his private

little servants he actually had me

washing his shirts this morning who are

you to complain that doctor stole my

room and I was forced to spend the

entire night with V g*ng and not only

does he have fle he's got the annoying

habit of hoing at the

moonu there are my

slippers

see that he treats Wolfie like a little

dog we have to come up with some way to

get rid of the doctor without hurting

Franken beans's feelings yes we wouldn't

want to do that Franken beans could

break the place apart yeah or us or

worse he might start

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crying two ball side pocket

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beautiful looks easy at least when he

does

it ah you are all here I was hoping I

would find you together I have an

announcement to make an announcement who

are you to make an

announcement I have completed setting up

my laboratory and I have scheduled

appointments for all of you some are

necessary and some are shall we say

experimental now who's

[Laughter]

first

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look it's cyber Serpent and a whole

bunch of scabs it looks like they're

heading for the chemical plant there's

no time to lose prepare the

transform hey come

on wait cyber serpent stronger than all

three of us we don't stand a chance well

we don't have a

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choice

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be BS your 3D days are numbered creep

you're going back to Ink and paper we'll

see

wait I have an advanced degree in

dentistry I can fix that overbite you

will hardly feel a

thing you're mad mad I say did you hear

that Frankie he called me

mad are you going to let him get away

with

that

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a I'll destroy this Pew world it's not

going to be that easy snake breath true

remember it's

indestructible that's great we have to

try though get ready stabs a

TR all

[Laughter]

right yeah nice

doy

H

oh I have a tasty doggy treat for you

you're trapped now sit still while I

inject you with this highly unstable

experimental

formula grab him Frankie while I give

him the

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shot byby quick Frankie after him don't

let him get away

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prepare to beet your

doom the Char Sonic laser all together

now to disappoint you no way youve got

to try it

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again

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take

cover what is this thing our weapons are

useless it really is stronger than all

of

us we've never been up against this kind

of power

before I'm telling you I just had a

checkup only two or three centuries ago

the doctor told me I was well reserved

for a man of my age so I don't need your

little house calls I believe there are

one or two tests I can perform that you

have never endured no thanks

gotta luckily I keep my bandages

numbered for just such an

occasion sprad

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out ran how do the beer boards defeat

this thing in the comic we won't find

out until next month we got to

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retreat let's go see flabber maybe he

can

help you Haven't Seen the Last of Us

cyber serpents come on guys let's go I'm

so

scared you are trapped I have schedu

experiment I mean appointments for all

of you you Mr flabber I will take first

I believe that a little schlock theity

can cure you of your split personality

[Laughter]

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wow what happened here you guys look

awful fler what's wrong with you

can't any of you speak C fangula moms

Wolf g*ng hey someone's

missing where's Franken

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beans what's wrong Hol ASAS wears

Franken beans are you looking for

me who are you I am Dr b f Franken

be Daddy Franken be's father that is

correct and you my dear children have

arrived just in time I seem to have run

out of

volunteers it'll be perfect for my next

set of

experiments experiments no way that's

what you think get them

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Frankie

stay back Franken beans I'm warning you

what are you waiting for get

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them

now it's my

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turn oh

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Franky my little boy what have they done

to

you he'll be okay now what have you done

to our friends it's is only temporary I

assure you I would never actually harm

anybody I am a doctor they would thank

me in the morning what about flabber he

can't even speak I have merely induced

him with a high concentration of pure

direct current and ionic flux but

shortly he will throw off the excess

energy and feel better than ever shortly

but when if my calculations are

correct it should be right

now

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wow I feel fabulous FL we need your help

we've got a big problem yeah the magnor

have released the monster even more

powerful than all three of us put

together and it's

indestructible what are we going to do

why not ask the good doctor he's the

genius what about a Dr Franken

beans your problem is the simplest one

of all if he is stronger than you you

must simply outsmart him brains over

Brawn it is your greatest strength

listen I have a plan come up see here's

what you do you take the comic book over

cyber serpents around here somewhere huh

okay there it is now remember what Dr

Frank being said just stick to the plan

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okay more it's payback

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time

all right yeah that's enough out of

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you so you handy with stats but you're

no snake

charm we're right here come and get us

I'll crush you like bugs you think you

can just try it

certainly perfect you fell right into

our trap

trap

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what yeah good job guys

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team nice fetching

wolf is time for me to go I must be in

timbuk 2 by Thursday for a lecture on

brain

transplants I just want to thank you for

allowing me to stay in your home thank

us but it is us who should be thanking

you you see my teeth haven't been the

straight in centuries and I don't know

what you did to me but my arthritis is

gone I can't remember when I felt this

good just

watch I feel like a kid

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again H yes and Wolfie would like to

thank you for getting rid of his flee uh

actually we'd all like to thank you for

that that's

true you are welcome but I must go now I

shall try to return very

soon it's kind of sad to see him go yeah

he turned out to be a pretty good

doctor no don't go stay with me no

Frankie you're on your own now I just

came to see how you were getting

along Frankie I am very proud of you you

have found yourself some good friends

remember Frankie friendship is the

greatest gift of all I'll Fe a my little

reer

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schit byebye

going to miss you

byebye I'll Fe the Z my boy I'll Fe the

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Z what's wrong he said he'd be back soon

he'll be back before you know

it no no no no there's no need boys head

for High

Ground and you I

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can't