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01x20 - Root of All Evil

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Bad Beetleborgs". Aired: September 7, 1996 – March 2, 1998.*
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Set in the fictional town of Charterville, three "typical average kids" — Andrew "Drew" McCormick and his younger sister Josephine "Jo" McCormick, and their best friend Roland Williams — enter the supposedly haunted Hillhurst Mansion after accepting a dare from rich snobs Van and Trip.

01x20 - Root of All Evil

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[Music]

all

right my science experiment is looking

pretty good huh dad sure

is earthquake qu get under

something

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mom mom mom what happened I don't know I

was stirring my spaghetti and all of a

sudden the pot started shaking and

shaking and then the stove started

shaking and shaking and then Kaboom

Roland does this have anything to do

with your project for the science fair

well I may have left something on the

back burner with the heat un low one of

my experiments maybe well I'll tell you

one thing whatever it was it does not

mix with spaghetti you better watch

yourself from now on boy or you are

going to be in deep sauce I will I'd

better go clean up or we're going to be

eating our dinner off the

wall I'll help

Mom wo what a

mess what happened here long story you

need little help cleaning up

[Applause]

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definitely oh this

[Applause]

too wao is that where it goes yep hey

cool cool what is it it's my experiment

for the science for this weekend I need

to work out a few glitches but then I

think I have first place all wrapped up

I wouldn't be so sure Roland I got a

pretty good experiment myself really

what is it I don't want to say it but

believe me it's pretty good as a matter

of fact I better get going it needs some

finishing

touches so Drew what's your cool science

project I don't have one the science for

a Saturday and I don't even have a

single

idea maybe I

do flabber flabber flabber

flabber FL what are you doing just doing

a little

gardening you like the look I think it's

sharp flber k can you just stop goofing

off for one

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second all right for you thanks bber

that's more like it we really need your

help help you need help why didn't you

say

[Music]

so where does it hurt flabber not that

kind of help I have the science fair

coming up and I don't want to be the

only kid without the project and you're

the most creative person I mean FM we

know so Drew you want a great science

project yeah you came to the right place

by the way what's a science

project just kidding follow

me one super flap tactic science

project coming right

up

[Music]

wow I just can't throw anything away

call me a pack

rat

hey cool a

packrat

wa there you go get going

boy check out all the stuff hey what's

that

ah oh what a delightful Choice old chap

that plant can do anything anything she

can even dance to a disco

[Music]

beat b it down

baby FL day and every hour Never

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

Going

Quiet don't you think the plant needs to

do something more

normal something not normal about

dancing to a disco beat no unless you're

a plant

if it does all these crazy things people

might suspect

something don't you

think yeah maybe you could just eat

flies or something did someone say

flies snack sounds

good so do you kids have any other kinds

of bugs do

you

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okay now your plan is back to normal but

remember she's from the fourth dimension

so uh don't let her fall into the wrong

hands like

K true come on we've got to get out of

here

[Music]

m

[Applause]

thanks flabber bye

flabber come on let's get him

here hold it going new A

[Music]

Partners she's not eating anything

do you think your plan is a

vegetarian now I'm never going to win

the science fair I really wanted to show

this town something new about science I

don't even know what this fourth

dimension plant

[Music]

does true that plant

talks too cool hi little plant how do

you like here in our Dimension science

fair I got watch this so let's

bless that Dre thinks he'll show this

town something new about

science who knows more about science

than anyone oh oh oh wait wait I got it

I got it oh oh pick me pick me you

guys the magnor oh of course H's head

we're millenniums ahead of their pitiful

Earth science that's right but how can

we use that against them Jara let me

think I know I have an idea L on me dius

remember that issue where vexo was

surrounded by those meat eaten maggot

monsters um what were they call huh yeah

oh Venus

something oh Venus clap trap us we need

ourselves a Venus clap

trap

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Roland that wasn't

[Music]

me come

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on here you go thank

you

not baby

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[Applause]

[Music]

plant yo no noo you missed a couple here

let me get

it you're poison his Fallen was perfect

CL drop yeah nice work there champ I

really hate plants hate plants uhoh

except you dude come on let's go re some

habits

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where baby

plant baby plant what's he talking about

oh it's obvious he senses that little

plant we saw at the school the kid said

it came from the fourth dimension wait

if that plant's From Another Dimension I

bet I know where it came from he'll HS

then let's take him there what Venus

wants Venus gets Venus

[Music]

after a is clap trap

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go bo am I glad I found you guys

what's that it's my ultra secret science

project well there's a huge one just

like it causing all kinds of trouble in

town it's hanging out with the magnor

and they're headed straight for the

Mansion oh we've got to get it back into

the comic book let's

go many plants here what's he doing

stand back he's not in a good mood hey

you not baby plant

[Music]

uhoh

this overgrown tulip has got a one track

mine not to mention bad breath must find

baby

[Music]

plant it's time to

board you'll be safe here little plant

okay let's do

it

feel Big

B Big

[Music]

[Music]

B

wao oh no he's got

rolling smells worse than my

gimag no let them go Joe careful man

this is nasty you got to get out of here

no

kidding

I've got to get Sean Wen back on

[Music]

next don't worry you guys me

eat I don't think so calling

garanes smoke them

gargantas

[Music]

back

you coming

guys are you two okay yeah we're fine

they should finish back to the comic

book but at least we have something they

Evol

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uhoh

huh Aaron that's it I'm taking a few

days off you can find me in

Hawaii huh where's my

plant that's what you think bad hand it

over right now if you know what's good

for you you give me that

plan hey I'm through play around give it

to

me come on give it

off come on be over

here oh no you don't bag Rags give come

on give me that blood give me I'm

coming

hey

Wolfie

[Music]

catch Joe go along I'm all over it

drew oh yes I'll be on the football team

yet whoops I really prer meat to

plants all

right i' you like a little heat pay face

to

face touchdown good catch I told you I'm

magic here look big foot where I don't

see anything there

is come on Fula over there beat it or

snap this show let's

go now let's get down to

business

I think with a little of your super

strength we can get him out of

[Applause]

[Music]

here we'll pass on the super strength

thank you come on boys let's

go rob where have you been uh

gardening

why there something going on

here uh nothing

unusual clabber you're the expert how do

you think my plant's

doing I think she needs to go home

really bye little

plant

[Music]

bye I hate

goodbyes me too but she had to go home

you know what this means though Drew now

neither of us have a project for the

science fair

[Music]

oh as you can see with a simple

incandescent light I have shown how

solar power cars could be the vehicle of

the

future that was excellent presentation

Rand Randolph Billings everyone you may

take your

seat that was great he's going to win

for

sure who's up

last now please give your attention to

trip and Van for the science Fair's

final

[Music]

presentation good afternoon ladies and

gentlemen my brother and I would like to

introduce you to our science fair

project Deluxe a robot who can solve any

problem in math or science basically you

can do your homework

no ask it a question all right what is

the cube root of

[Music]

27 the answer is

three

yeah

that voice sounds

familiar does anybody else have a

question what's a call when a plant

takes in carbon dioxide and water and

lets out

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oxygen please allow me a moment to

process the question please allow me a

moment to get to

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work

the answer is

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photosynthesis van and trip you are

disqualified the winner of the science

fair is Randolph

philling

if we couldn't win we did the next best

thing