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01x18 - Monster Rock

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Bad Beetleborgs". Aired: September 7, 1996 – March 2, 1998.*
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Set in the fictional town of Charterville, three "typical average kids" — Andrew "Drew" McCormick and his younger sister Josephine "Jo" McCormick, and their best friend Roland Williams — enter the supposedly haunted Hillhurst Mansion after accepting a dare from rich snobs Van and Trip.

01x18 - Monster Rock

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three typical average kids love to read

their comments true but their wish for

baby games

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[Applause]

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speak with me

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come on come on hurry up this place

still isn't dirty enough

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[Applause]

thank you

okay now the upstairs looks like a

tornado hit it

relax now

no unfluff those pillows and work faster

my mommy will be here any minute moms

I've had enough

you can put this pan hands

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you kids can help with the finishing

touches here each of you take one of

these

instant molds slime spray no way huh

we're out of here hey wait a minute

to serve me

now wait a second here talk to the hand

but you've gotta help me there's a lot

to be done relax moms it's not like the

Queen of England is coming to visit it's

just your mother what just my mother

there is no one more important than my

mother

now what

about me don't tell me

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it's my mommy she's finally here oh it

felt like that trip took a thousand

years come on hurry no please don't make

me go inside

said take my suitcase to the house

before I turn you into a hand cart oh

wow

sweetie just can't get good health these

days

I'm so glad you're here

oh Sonny just look at you you're all

bandages and Bones oh how nice you

brought lunch oh I almost forgot

[Applause]

here's your tip young man

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well if the service was better I'd have

given him my right arm any let's check

out your digs and oh yes did you enjoy

the homemade spider cookies I sent you

Sunny

yes thank you they were uh awful hey did

we use those hockey pucks last night

Mommy yeah so uh how long do you plan on

staying with us oh not long just a

couple of centuries

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and brought a surprise for you a symbol

of a mummy's love for her newly departed

son

for me

this isn't just any ring this ring

belonged to your great grandfather it

has ancient Powers we don't say uh what

kind of power

they are never going to believe me at

work calm down calm down

must have been seeing things couldn't be

real

[Applause]

[Music]

take me to the cemetery now

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now stop

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[Laughter]

tell me why the mummy is at Hillhurst

idler drag it out of him

to bring for sun has powers

how intriguing

are you ready for my latest creation

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you

haven't drawn a hit in weeks

there's something powerful in

Holiness and I want it

cartoonist

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here's what you will do

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no dust this is where you live

it looks like no one's died here in

years it's not much but we call it home

Sunny I'd like to get unfreshened up

where's my room Come on Mommy you can

have the guest room I'm sure you'll be

uncomfortable there

haha

hi there friends come around please come

closer

Jack's the name and coffins are my game

huh fans we always need more coffins

and let me show you the latest Styles in

both new and used cars take this beauty

for example

only used once by a little old lady

for Transylvania there's nothing like

the smell of a used car and if you order

today yes I am prepared to offer you a

very special one-time layaway plan

we lay you away

before you play

thank you

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what happened he said the magic word

that starts the curse I'm hungry

give me the ring not so fast my Mommy

gave me that ring that's right dear get

that ring off his finger get your

monster mince off of me

[Music]

and take him with us thanks we're

offering but I'd really rather stay here

with my Mommy if you don't mind

I got my baby

[Music]

oh why couldn't you have taken one of

you inside

baby

[Music]

Angela is it really you old buddy I'm

not your buddy

hey lady change him back how can you

worry about him at a time like this My

Baby's Gone

laughs

[Music]

oh so it's Bangla

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what was that

just a bird I think

things worked out okay for Mom's mommy's

visit oh I'm sure Mom said the monsters

destroy the place she should love it

yeah he really had him working up a

sweat yeah come on

stop it you're k*lling me oh too late

oh that's great what a relief the ring

is stuck no get out of the way and let

me do it

well I guess we'll just have to chop it

off no I don't want to risk damaging the

ring yeah you don't want to do that

cartoonist get in here

yes I want you to draw moths Lots

of moths

I got Moss lots of moss tons of moths

moths I don't get it uh moths will eat

his bandages until there's nothing left

sounds evil I like it

I want to find that big bat

get it working on our side oh what do we

need him for a monstrous bat as a

monstrous appetite and what do bats eat

Buzz precisely with the trouble some

Beetle brats out of the way I'll be able

to use the Ring's powers without any

interference

here you go Lucas Moss perfect

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ha

go away from me

blood drive

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so what's going on

looks like someone's made a withdrawal

my dessert has arrived

relax

you wouldn't like my blood runs cold but

if you join us you will finally get a

chance to sink your fangs into those

kids

Lucas is at it again

listen up we need your help what is it

flapper thank you is a giant bat Lucas

is kidnapped moms and Mommy

you're having us crazy come quick

oh man we better get back to hillers

let's get our bikes

[Music]

Franken Bean sit up straight and stop

chewing your nails what are you two

going to do about my mom

oh

[Music]

and flapper quit following me call the

police call the FBI call the CIA call oh

King Ted

Robert what's going on

then you only got transformed into a

giant bat by the powers from mummy's

rank it's Lobby who are these kids

they're The Beetleborgs and they can

help get mums and the ring back well

what are you waiting for go find them no

way forget it moms always tries to eat

us yeah why should we help him oh please

please please

he may be 5 000 years old but he's my

baby

yeah we have to stop that big bat too

Hold Us Hold Us hold us if you save my

sunny and bring back the ring I'll

change fangula back to normal you can do

that

I can I am woman

right let's go

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I want my mommy thanks

you're starting to bug me don't look now

but here they come

get away oh what do we do now bug out

[Music]

no I knew I should have saved those moth

ba*ls that was close now what I have an

idea my picture ought to do the trick

watch this

[Music]

get any of you near me

it's about time you got here to get

these things away from me come on what

are you waiting for

[Music]

a lot better thanks

whoa

hey

almost makes me glad I didn't eat you

this morning

come on let's get you back to hillers

this way guys

you think they've never seen one of the

Living Dead before

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[Applause]

let him go he's better off than Hill her

let's board no we can't hurt Bangalore

we have to reason

the snack time

you can't hide from me

I guess we don't have a choice let's

board cards

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[Applause]

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okay it's time time to be eaten thank

you love we don't want to hurt you yeah

it's us remember we came here to help

you you don't know Lucas he's dangerous

come with us well you still can I'm one

of them now bug breath and I'm starving

I mean scarier things for breakfast

there he is

this is not working

you were right go to baby things does

seem to get my mind off everything look

here he is after the dog next door

buried him

see

cute talk

either stop the noise or better yet

check the bag of laundry and leave whoa

go be nice that was nice mommy where are

you

Sonny I'm in the basement

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thank you

oh

little ghoul it's not nice to meddle so

so now you are a red tea kettle

[Music]

D

don't worry I'll change her back after I

take care of fangula

Crips are damp tombs are dark ancient

curses leave their Mark clean your tomb

eat your peas ancient cursely fangular

please

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what's happening

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mommy it sure was fun having you visit

even if it was for a little while gee

mommy leaving so soon

[Music]

I'm afraid so I've got to return the

ring to your great grandfather's tomb so

it will never fall into the wrong hands

again flabber mommy forgot something all

right little drool oh I mean cool

Goose tongue is sharp just like attack

but I'll have a heart and change

[Music]

well we love you mommy come back and

visit like in 2000 years

now remember moms don't skimp on the

worms and spiders you need your protein

yes Mommy I will now Franken beans oil

your bones remember to floss and

Wolfgang please no more drinking out of

the toilet

goodbye mommy oh goodbye son

goodbye

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hello my darling boy I'm here

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come on take over there

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