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01x17 - Haunted Hideout

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Bad Beetleborgs". Aired: September 7, 1996 – March 2, 1998.*
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Set in the fictional town of Charterville, three "typical average kids" — Andrew "Drew" McCormick and his younger sister Josephine "Jo" McCormick, and their best friend Roland Williams — enter the supposedly haunted Hillhurst Mansion after accepting a dare from rich snobs Van and Trip.

01x17 - Haunted Hideout

Post by bunniefuu »

three typical average kids love to read

their comic strips

[Applause]

[Music]

ah another hideous creation from less

Fortune

let's hope the cartoonist has come up

with something usable this time

this looks more like a pet

I could use a friend

cartoonist you call that a monster

destroy every drawing

I don't ever want to see any of this

garbage again

okay let's wait

have you gone mad yes mad at you

[Laughter]

[Music]

finally it's done

cool awesome what is it a crustacean

catcher

the next time Lucas or his th*gs enter

our home

allow me to demonstrate

[Music]

I was fast asleep when this pogo stick

fell on my nose maybe someone would like

this pogo stick up their nose we're

sorry little girl so who did it

what that's the thanks I get for

protecting this house from

right

ready

[Music]

[Music]

something tells me we're in big trouble

[Music]

your monsters are pathetic what good are

you

less I already removed the energy cell

I knew that you're worthless I'm sending

you back to prison shale

fine

now you'll never get to see the astral

sword go ahead nuke go ahead but it

costs on no more monsters quit the Astro

sword you see he who holds the astral

sword

a Giant Warrior robot

awesome

tell me more about this Astro sword well

you see I was just a wee young lad but I

had already created my very first comic

book

[Music]

oh you see my brother art he came

screaming my name

what look it's the Astro sword I

finished it and look the four astrocoins

are the good guys it's the astroborgs

dragon board lightning board firefork

and ladyboard

my four coins are the evil mantron score

picks and depicts mantics and hornets

soldiers of the dark

hey this is fun we may actually have a

future comic books not you Arthur me I

did all the work and I had the idea no

way you drew the evil mantrons and I did

everything else did not did too did not

you lie don't call me a liar

I'm sick and tired of this get away from

me

[Music]

but where is that comic book now

oh

well you see there is there is just one

small problem

[Music]

don't remember

[Music]

does that help

the number you have reached has been

disconnected

please hang up and die like

dialing enough

you may have to kiss up to that brother

of yours I'm sure he remembers you'll

just have to lie through your teeth

I can do that

[Music]

all right put it down here fellas

[Music]

oh no

we found this trophy on the ground so we

bagged it

okay he's yours it's just crying anyway

[Music]

foreign

[Music]

[Music]

well hello Arthur

it's fortunes nice dudes

[Music]

get out of my basement

[Music]

what is he doing here

you said he wanted to meet me yes but

it's private

Family Matter

okay we'll leave you two alone guys

wait here

do you mind

what do you want you know

we are a family now

you and I we've been Brothers since

birth now how come you don't act like a

brother oh but Arthur

I do

do you remember our very first comic

book

the astral sword oh yes yeah that was

really cool do you by chance happen to

know where that the comic is yeah well

but why why do you want to know

look bro

we ain't getting any younger

and I was thinking maybe you and I we

could work together and and pop up some

of our old stuff

I don't trust this guy

no way Lester not a chance why don't you

tell me where the book is

nah nah it's mine I was a genius I did

all the work you did not did not did too

did not did not do you

know

[Music]

did not did dead

you know yours

[Music]

[Music]

no would you mind telling us what's

going on

well

um

so we hit the comic in a time capsule in

our backyard but then we moved away what

if the Crustaceans already found it come

on hurry

[Music]

no how did I know I was gonna be

attacked by kids monsters in a blue

fossil and a ghoul I guess I've just

failed what you didn't it's all part of

my plan

now your brother and those kids will

find that comic book no matter what yeah

yes just as I was thinking

my forces are already tracking like bugs

under a microscope

soon the astral sword will be mine

[Laughter]

there they are

sure this is a spot well who can

remember exactly where we buried it

I mean this was all our backyard

it could be anywhere

Diaz

bugs could find it right Joe yeah

[Music]

I can't see anything down here you guys

having better luck

nothing here but dirt how about you Joe

I love it

[Music]

where are you drew

on the other side of the yard

you did to each other wow

[Music]

success

right on schedule

thank you

Let's help him dig

what if it's gone eaten by Gophers there

it is

[Music]

I forgot about the security system

[Music]

it's just as I remember it

this is good this is really really good

they found it they found it I knew they

would didn't I call it I called it

didn't I boy did I call how would you

like a knuckle sandwich quiet

let's get rid of those kids for a while

crustacean jet fighters arise

[Music]

art protector comic with your life

[Music]

because

station

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

let's get this over with and back to the

comic the astral comic

oh

well hello

surprise what brings you here oh not

much just looking for an old comic book

a few coins

[Music]

[Laughter]

[Music]

three more

say bye bye

thank you

Art's got company crustaceans

[Music]

you out of your neighborhood new KISS

it's okay I got the Astro sword

we got the Astro coins that means you

evil mantrons and the astroborgs you're

nothing without these with the astral

coins I can summon the evil mantrums

throw coins all right

[Music]

this is not good this is definitely not

good mantrons

astroborgs or mantrums mantron

[Music]

IX leader of the evil batons my name is

Linux I am Maddox and I am centerpix

well Beetle Bratz

where did they go

[Music]

this is bad this is very very bad you

can say that again

[Music]

can you do it flabber I can try can I

wish me luck good luck

I am the power a tower of power make me

the Lord of this astral sword

[Applause]

[Music]

nothing

try the command in the comic

[Music]

Rubble Borg

now if we had the eight astral coins

inserted right here

the giant robot Warrior would appear to

do our bidding but what if you're a bad

guy doesn't matter whoever holds the

astral sword with the eight astral coins

commands the giant to do good

or evil

then we better get those coins huh yeah

we can't let Lucas get this sword

[Music]

kids kids I hate to interrupt your

little concert but the mantrons are on

the loose take a look

destroy everything

this is bad

[Music]

yes

looks like they're at the charter of a

warehouse now art an evil man tries to

feed us on paper anyhow but uh we drew

them that way well let's hope you made a

mistake

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

we're running

[Music]

fire in the hole man Trump's a high noon

Beetleborgs you are going down

[Applause]

[Music]

[Music]

let's go

[Music]

it's a new ball game

we're in trouble my head's still ringing

let's regroup right let's go

Lucas I have returned from battling with

The Beetleborgs well what happened

scorpix all three Beetleborgs are on the

Run side

[Laughter]

soon robopore will be mine

[Laughter]

[Music]

well we still have the astral sword and

we kept this safe for you okay so you

had a bad day

but one battle does not a w*r make every

Champion hits the ground once in a while

right the mark of a true champion is

what he does when he gets knocked down

right on you're right we're gonna get

those coins and put them where they

belong in the astral sword

going somewhere art

uh thanks for everything but I I was

just trying to sneak out without

becoming a snack for the monsters

bye

oh wait look out for the

trap door

ow it was like his brother

[Music]

thank you