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01x15 - The Hunchback of Hillhurst

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Bad Beetleborgs". Aired: September 7, 1996 – March 2, 1998.*
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Set in the fictional town of Charterville, three "typical average kids" — Andrew "Drew" McCormick and his younger sister Josephine "Jo" McCormick, and their best friend Roland Williams — enter the supposedly haunted Hillhurst Mansion after accepting a dare from rich snobs Van and Trip.

01x15 - The Hunchback of Hillhurst

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I don't believe it I don't believe it

it's those bells ringing again you know

they kept me up all night I didn't get a

wink of beauty sleep you and half a

charville mom everybody's talking about

the Hunchback of Hillhurst again

Hunchback of

Hillhurst who's that you mean to tell me

you never heard the story

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before

wait it was quite a few years back but I

remember it like

yesterday there were all kinds of weird

bell sounds coming from the Hurst house

just like the ones you hear

now what

happens I'll never forget it a group of

Brave citizens went up to the Hillhurst

house to see what was going

on but whatever was in that house scared

the stuffing out of

them even T their hair St white why what

was up there Rumor Has It that a giant

Hunchback monster jumped out at him and

then ran off into the

woods wow did they ever find the

monster

no but the bells they stopped ringing

and were never heard from

again

until last

night

CH kid it's just the phone Zoom Comics

may I help you you guys think the

monster they're talking about has come

back to Hillhurst I don't know but if

anyone goes up there they might find

flabber oh yeah we got to warn them come

on what did he just say he said you

stole his little doggy treats stole his

doggy treats why you giant hairball hey

are you calling me a

come on come

on hold it

everybody can't we all just get

along now just hold it right there

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folks

hi well all

right that's

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better

kids Just in Time come on in maybe you

can help me get to the bottom of this

Monster Match we can hear you guys from

two blocks away what's going on just the

other day I was practicing my wrapping

in The Parlor you practice wrapping your

bandages not bandage rap music

Gra

my name is moms as you can see I got

bandages stuck all over me 5,000 years

old from what I've been told music

jamming rapping

bold spooky cooky handsome funny CYO

gyro Mr mommy

hieroglyphic no hey who did that nobody

scratches records around here unless

you're part of the ACT I looked all

around but all I could find was wolf

g*ng's hair

everywhere everywhere what did he say

what did he say what did he say he said

that's no proof he shads

everywhere he

says something strange happened to him

as

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there he says that he was sitting in the

paror reading a magazine and eating some

doggy treats and he knew he hadn't

finished the Box but when he reached for

another one the box was mysteriously

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empty he says that if he didn't know any

better he would swear that this haunted

house is being

haunted a haunted house that's being

haunted can that happen in this house

anything can

happen

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private ey flatter on the

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case I smell a mystery

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[Applause]

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see you and it's a

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[Applause]

doozy

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aha see I'm only seconds on the job and

we've already discovered our first clue

who's making that annoying noise H come

on everybody I think it's time to put

the

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squeeze on our uninvited

guest what if there is a real black

monster in the

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house very

interesting yes

indeed

watch out G let me

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up thank

you what' you find I've been following a

track of Muddy Footprints they stop

right

here look up

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there yes of course the attic the it's

the perfect Hideout come on let's open

the

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door tius listen up The Whole Town's in

a panic there's some kind of monster

ringing bills out Hill a monster is it

anyone we know no we checked not a

magnavore and that means those blasted

Beetle borgs can't send it back to the

comic book like the

others right great idea exact Mundo we

have to find this bell ringing monster

we'll befriend him and get him on our

side with his help we'll turn this town

upside

down we're going to turn the town on in

here this place is

old W I thought my room was bad it is

excuse me you

heard look what's in

here look Bells hey there's all kinds of

bells in here yeah there sure are oh

Silver Bells golden Bells look even cow

bells not bad huh oh yeah sure don't

quit your day job those are my

bells who's there give me my

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MS

give give back his give him back his

Bells my

BS

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cry

beautyful

Bells I know you you're Quincy Bodo The

Hunchback of Hill Hurst I don't know

what you're talking abouty mod

no

way you're the star fullback from not

her name University him he's the

Hunchback of not her name I don't know

what you're talking about I don't know

any

quy

mod that's cuz you got hit in the head

during the playoffs last

week I saw it all on TV you caught a

long

pass you were running down the field

just about to make a touch

down you would have made it too if it

weren't for that gold

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poost no no no I'm not a football

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player easy big

Bella it's okay it's going to be all

right it's it's great hair do if he

really is Quincy Moto why is he here you

know it's all coming back to me now he

grew up in this house ringing bells and

hanging out in the Attic wow so he came

back here cuz it's the only place he

remembers that means his memory's coming

back oh

man just what we're looking for I

thought I heard bells up here thanks for

finding the Hunchback for us now welcome

come on guys let's get him right oh

we're

scared

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you know I think we left the bathtub

running you guys are

history come on jar let's get

[Applause]

him oh

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dear

that's fine enough punch backy look

out come on we got what we want let's

get out of here

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right uhoh where' the FB four go they're

gone and they kid have

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Quincy

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don't you come back unless you want the

shock to your

lives what are we doing here we have a

good time my friend free pizzas and

sodas for

everyone I never had friends before well

you do now yeah that's why we're here my

spiny

[Laughter]

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friend there to go Hunchback now that's

what I got crushing the place where is

everybody I bet sure everybody's hiding

from Quincy and those monsters guys

look you're so good when you're

bad hold it right there you guys well

well well if it ain't us not no

superheroes knxy stop the truck you got

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it now I'm going to take care of you

three once and for

all I know that sound from anywhere

manual Lord jet fighters coming our way

you know what that means bonders

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be it all right Beetle battle

[Applause]

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be blue Stinger AV

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ready green under AV

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online red C A Airborne

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now all right guys let's get

him

whoa it's getting hot around

here you can say that

again I need some help over here where's

the blue

Stinger I think he's trying out his new

flying a yep you got that

right

Wooh Power

City woo that almost finished my hair

right through my suit

hang on guys here comes the

Cavalry I like

it that takes care of that let's get

back and save

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Quincy run away

run those human shook can't run can't

they H my boy I think this is the

beginning of a beautiful friendship

don't believe him Quincy those guys are

no friends of

yours please listen to us Quincy you're

human not a monster like those three

well if I'm not a monster then how come

everyone's always afraid of me because

they're judging you by the way you look

and that's wrong but you're only making

it worse we want to help you but we

don't even know who you are right now he

knows who he is he's one of us get go on

HSB back go get him go go go go

watch

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out oops looks like we lost our Ace in

the Hole and I only like to fight when

it's unfair figures let's blow this

joint

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okay okay guys back

blast

are you all

right hey you're the kids from the

attic hi I'm Joe do you know your name

or who you are that's a silly question

I'm Quincy Moto fullback for not her

name

University Hey where's my

jersey my helmet where's my helmet you

don't need to hide your face anymore

Quincy I think you look just fine the

way you

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are I'm not used to people not being

afraid of

me by the

way where am I how did I get

here it all started with a bump to your

head a bump to head remember we were up

in the attic and we found your Bells

yeah remember you got really

mad all right Quincy did it again not

her name University took the

championship you know that's a third Z

yeah we

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know all right play ball okay guys ready

set H one

the

the I'll get

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it no kicking the

dog first

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down I got

it penalty penalty ill*gal use of

bangs give me that thingy did I get it

not even

close come on

Franky pipe organ destruction 15 y

I guess this gives new meaning to the

word

football