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01x00 - Pilot

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Amazing Spider-Man". Aired: September 14, 1977 – July 6, 1979.*
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The series yielded the first live-action depictions of Peter Parker's "spider-tracer" tracking/homing devices; they are prominently featured in several episodes throughout the series.

01x00 - Pilot

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where are you going hey hey Doc aren't you gonna take this thing off hey hey

dog what's the matter with you

I submit that the prosecution has failed to sustain the burden of proof to find this defendant guilty with the

evidence that the District Attorney's office has presented would be a travesty ladies and gentlemen of the jury

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very pretty but what good are they I'm not running an art gallery here I need pictures that

jump off the page grab the reader sorry Parker they're not for us well sir if you could just send me out on an

assignment I'm sure I could get you what you want look I appreciate your working your way through college that's what I

did and if it wasn't for that I wouldn't even bother with you I'm sorry I said nothing personal but I'm a busy man well

maybe I can get you some others something different that's what you keep telling me but I always see this fancy stuff

do us both a favor forget it JJ JJ I told you it was something crazy

about that bank robbery read this it just came by special messenger it's going out to every newspaper radio and

television station in town take me to turn television said we that's all that excitement take it easy Robbie

what's the matter with this guy is he crazy I don't believe a word of it somebody's playing a joke I don't know

JJ I mean a lawyer and a doctor teaming up to rob a bank they certainly didn't need the money did they

absolutely not we interrupt this program for a special news alert

one of the most bizarre crimes in the history of the city now appears to be unfolding the mayor has received an

extortion note in which the lives of 10 New Yorkers have been threatened this is a newspaper story what are they doing

the writer claims that 10 people somewhere in the city have been programmed to destroy themselves at his command to prove that he has full

control over his victims Minds The extortionist accepts full responsibility for the bank robbery committed only this

morning by two of the city's most respected citizens they were acting under his orders what does everybody

want money for some of 50 million dollars to be paid on

Friday at noon the place to be arranged later news alerts will bring you more details as they become known we now

rejoin the program already in progress shut that junk off I had the Run Stop so we can replay the front page

suppose it's a hoax what do we look like then what do we look like if we Backpage it and it's real

what do you think Peter well what's the difference what he thinks I'm just getting an opinion from a man on the street okay

well sir I don't know very much about mind control who does okay except I do know that they've been doing experiments

and they can force people to do things against their will yeah you're gonna have to prove it to me oh come on JJ

this is a biggie now what about a four column

s we'll sell paper's all right but write it straight quote the mayor you'll get hold of them

okay well sir would you like me to go and take a picture of him never mind never mind we've got enough pictures of

the mayor to wallpaper the building look aren't you playing hooky thanks for coming in now look we'll have a picture

of the bank here the two Crooks below and for the lead how come two respectable citizens pull a stick up got

it okay we're waiting one for us up here use a couple of quotes here it looked like this okay

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you forgot to put your film badge on oh of course if you want to live dangerously that's your business but I

figure if any radiation gets loose in here we ought to know about it what's the matter with you anyway

sorry I I was just thinking about something else Dave do you believe in mind control

it could get very funny about this but I have a feeling you're serious didn't you see the paper no why some guy says he's going to have

10 people k*ll themselves unless the city pays him 50 million dollars why didn't I think of that

well how would you do it listen I've got enough troubles wondering what I do if this thing shows up exposed I mean I am

a growing boy so you sacrifice yourself to science thanks

thank you yeah hi is that Peter Parker here okay

right over here oh that's me hey is it safe in there if you already

have kids hey wait he's just kidding it's okay it's all right this is for you oh thank you

the condensers for my new transmitter what are you building in your Attica Space Station

hey uh it's CLD 46.20 pay the man oh uh

I I I don't think I have that much on me I you're right oh wait uh Dave let me

thirty dollars would you thanks for the compliment but I don't even know where I'm gonna eat dinner tonight

how about your aunt's place hold it I'll get you the money hey look

I didn't even have to come into this place I'm doing you guys a favor took guts I'll give you a check all right I'm

not hanging around for that well it'll only take a moment sir hey look my dentist at least puts a lead apron on me

you guys will let me walk around suppose that thing decides to take a shot what

happens to me huh I tell you what you come back later and I'll have the money for you are you kidding I wouldn't come

back here if you paid me double you want this thing you come down to the warehouse

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foreign why'd you scare him off I need those

condensers give me a hand wait if I spill this Radioactive with waste you won't need anything I'll grab that switch

must be an easier way to get a PhD it's up to 400 RADS

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what's what over there there's something like something just lit up

I didn't see anything

foreign 900 RADS all right hold it right there a

little nervous one dose of that stuff and it's Goodbye Charlie

I'm gonna get this checked how much more you got to do I just have to test a couple of transistor circuits I'll start

shutting down

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hey you I'm captain Barbara I understand you saw all of it oh wow yes sir I was

coming out of the drugstore and and this car started following me so I ran down here to get away and he came after me

you know the man I'm sorry I never saw him in my life that's another of life's little

Mysteries huh get this innocent bystander's name and address and get these rubbernecks out of here

where's the money it wasn't there hey hey kid come here

oh look I know you want to be helpful so maybe you can tell me what happened to twenty thousand dollars that was in that

car sorry I don't know who came near it after it hit the wall

I don't know that either I'm afraid don't be I'll give you police protection you know what I mean

but I wasn't here where were you the cop says nobody came

out of the alley oh well um what I mean to say is that I I wasn't

looking at the time your eyes were closed you couldn't stand all the carnies is

that a fair Assumption of my part yes sir Monahan get his name and address I

already did can I leave what are you so nervous about

well I have to study for an exam

okay go study

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yeah he's right Officer I saw him too right there coming down the wall what's the matter with you people I saw him

where is he point him out you see him yeah I saw him he was here a

minute ago somebody was coming down the wall

was right right down the wall

you can have them all for 46 dollars troubles are not different enough

this is the guy with the mind control the fellow who's been writing those Ransom notes is the one that's been

making all these robberies and accidents happen a wreck is a wreck is a wreck that's all you show here this story

needs something different it's only forty six dollars well if you could get me a picture of the Spider-Man

that I'd buy who Spider-Man at least that's what these drunks call him they

saw someone Climbing Up and Down the Walls must be something in the water everyone's going crazy doctor a lawyer

now a judge turning crook the sneak thief in all of his buddies saying they saw a man climbing walls like a spider

I think I'll retire Robbie come in here with the galleys

please and you want to work here you must be crazy too

Spider-Man but he's real there is someone like that he he can climb walls

and he is like a spider I mean it there is a Spider-Man

yes sir you're sure very sure I suppose you're going to tell

me he caught you with his little web no sir but I did see him you hear that Robbie Mr Parker here saw

a Spider-Man isn't that wonderful are you on drugs I did see him what do you look like oh

uh like like a spider how many legs do you have two of course he's a man you just said

he was a spider spiders have got lots of legs I'm sorry he's like a spider he can do the things a spider does you know um

climb walls and and spin webs and he's very very strong I can step on a spider can I step on him

no sir I told you he's not a spider he's a full-grown man he's got the strength

of a spider but it's all in proportion to his size spiders are very very strong you know so he's thousands of times stronger than you or

or me you hear all this Robbie I mean do you believe what's going on here what we

thought was a smart kid who had tried to be nice to Parker get out of here

hi Robbie what have you got you've got to believe me please I did see him and and I can prove it

well hi Peter

I took a picture of him a picture you have an actual picture

yes sir why didn't you say so well what does he look like oh uh well

um he's well what what does he wear what do you mean what does he wear well

he said he climbs up besides walls right well then my guess is he's wearing sneakers no no no no no nothing like

that no he he wears a special costume a costume sure

well why not would you like to go around with people pointing at you all the time hey there goes that Spider-Man the freak

who climbs walls I mean why shouldn't he have the same privacy as you or me all right all right

he wears a costume now go home and get the picture

okay Peter get the picture sure

why not okay Robbie let's go uh I thought we started the two column lead on this

story

Peter Peter aren't you coming down for dinner in a few minutes oh well hurry up

everything's getting cold uh Peter did you take your allergy pills

Peter yeah mate I'm busy up here well did you take your allergy pills

I took them good I would have put the soup on the table now

did you hear me yes anime I heard you

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once he got on his underwear oh no sir that's like what they wear in the gym it lets you move around more freely hey I

like this one he really is hanging onto that wall isn't he how does he do that

I don't know looks like a priest to me well he did stop that Thief didn't he so

what's his angle what's he up to if you can do what he can what would you do with it join the circus

you sure these are genuine oh come on JJ get a guy break will you he said he just

happened to catch this the Spider-Man in action and he's always got his camera with him hasn't he

look he's been trying to get 46 dollars out of me for two days maybe this is fake how do I know maybe he made the

whole thing up sure and then he had his girlfriend sew up a costume and he went out and learned how to climb straight up a wall come on JJ let's print these this

is an exclusive yes you told me what

no I didn't hear you say it again where

10th and Carlisle all right we'll get a man down there

well we've got another one what that extortionist is really laying it on

Factory payroll crashed into the wall like all the others any identification no

and if it's like the rest of them it was liable to turn out to be the governor get McNeil down to get some pictures oh

magnel's out on assignment in fact uh there's nobody left

uh how about Peter Peter could do the job do you know where 10th and Carlisle is

yes sir it was on my paper route when I was a kid and that's what you'll be doing again if you don't bring me some decent pictures

get it thank you thank you very much Mr Jameson you know

this one is Spider-Man climbing up the wall that's a great Sunday cover JJ by

the way Mr Jameson how many of these would you like I'll think about it get moving

Spider-Man kind of a name is that

where's the money Monahan where's the 5 000 big ones there must

have been somebody else in the car wrong Mona hand wrong it was a lone wolf but a crazy lone wolf look at him driving

right into a brick wall can you explain all this to me please

I don't know why the other three did the same thing I think you're right Kim right right right what oh they're crazy I mean those

were all respectable people not some junky hoods a professor who steals a payroll

hey they don't make Crooks like they used to where's the woman who turned in the call right over here

surprise oh hello captain I'm taking pictures oh is that what it's

for would I be unreasonable if I were to say that you're starting to worry me

well I guess I can't see your point of view can you now I mean I do somehow manage to keep

showing up at these things uh-huh look um Captain my being here is really just a complete coincidence now if you don't

mind I'd really like to take some more pictures you see I'm working for a newspaper far be it for me to interfere with the

First Amendment be my guest thank you sir I'll be seeing you Parker

it's Delirious can't you get him out of here he's been behind the wheel we can't move him but we got a record coming

he's not gonna last take a look at him Hey listen take it easy will you we're doing everything we can

you get a blanket sure

thank you what happened

I don't know I think the steering wheel broke off Captain Barbara

you get him out now oh please please just stay away okay thank you now watch it

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okay we can handle it I want a cop station at his door as soon

as the doctor says he's all right call me he's the only one not in a coma the restaurant or a doctor's care take off

he said tell me what happened he robbed the payroll a professori and I know it doesn't make any sense right right

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it's Tyler your father he's with the university isn't it the English Department yeah

I've seen him on camera so my name is Peter Parker and well I'll go with you to the hospital if

you want wait it's a mistake he didn't do it he couldn't don't you worry about anything just straighten it out

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ER was conscious has been taken to the hospital request further instructions

I'm afraid you'll have to leave now

everything's gonna be all right Dad you'll see

you don't think I did what they say to you

please

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here's a picture you should have gotten your big hero doing his Swan Dive with

this kleptomaniac dialer that would have been something lucky for you none of the other papers

got it either all right let's have your pictures of Tyler in the car crash

oh well uh sorry let's have them

well I'm afraid there aren't any sir

hey

do you think that do you think you could possibly lend me 46 dollars I can get it back to you

after all you've done for us that's the least I can do come on my father's not

responsible for anything he said he's had some kind of a breakdown but

talk to you and he recognized you that's what I don't understand now he seemed all right but he's not though

well look how he doesn't even remember what happened Captain Barbara says he's been identified by the factory paymaster

I'm so frightened Peter I don't know what to do just can't believe any of it

you do me a favor sure my dad's been going to this special group

you know there's all kinds of them human awareness human potential they have all

sorts of names for it I am somebody puts on a white sheet and calls himself a guru that's not funny

I'm sorry my dad really swears by his the leader

have you ever heard of him no but if your father goes to him maybe he can help I want to go will you go with me

what now please Peter I have to talk to Mr Byron

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I'm nervous well that's the only kind of people they allow in here

which one is Mr Byron I don't know

we're afraid your life doesn't work then you have to

change it

good afternoon we're glad to have you I'm Edward Byron Judy Tyler Professor

Tyler's daughter oh yes I'm Peter Parker I'm so glad you were able to come

friends it's time to begin our meeting should we step inside

where's the money what money who talking about that

payroll I don't know or Professor you don't have very many answers I'm afraid you know

more about this than I do and we're both in trouble who's the big Mastermind who's the screwball who put Society in

your head I I don't know we're back to square one I don't even know when it was done

and I was saving the easiest question to the last that character the red and blue union suit yes the one they're calling

Spider-Man yes I suppose you never saw him either no and how come he shows up out of nowhere

and takes you for a walk seven stories up I I know you never saw him in your life before I don't blame you for being

skeptical captain I want the answer to this even more than you do it's not very pleasant knowing someone's

been able to make you lose control of yourself to make you do whatever he wants

no I suppose not there's a chance

isn't there a chance I'm one of a ten

you're afraid you're scared to death of the real world so you live with little

pictures in your minds of what you think life is

you deserve to be the miserable fools you are because you'll never be happy by

trying to be happy Mr Byron I don't understand what you mean how

else can you be happy unless you try happiness doesn't sit on a shelf waiting

for you to come pick it off you're in love with the idea of happiness

but if some real Joy comes along you're so locked up in yourself you

don't even recognize it well I know what would make me happy a house in the country for my children that's another

one of those stupid dreams but until you live now you'll never get

a chance to know it you've lived in your mind so much you've probably never lived anywhere else

what are you talking about

we'll start our training procedure now

we'll find ways for you to go into new states of consciousness a chance for you to get some

understanding of your real selves I wish our two new friends could stay

but when you officially join the group you'll be more than welcome [Music]

you're going back aren't you I mean I couldn't buy any of that stuff well I can

I mean the way things are going for me now I can use some help wow would you settle for a poverty-stricken grant

student I might I think I'm ready they'd be firing sessions will help

and wait to start the training I'm Byron I mean only all he wants to do

is put people down he's not interested helping I'm sorry I I forgot my allergy pills

well a lot of what he said made sense well I'm going nobody's forcing you

well I know that I I just meant that I think Peter I'm tired I want to go home

okay sure okay

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a second note has been received by the mayor in the 50 million dollar extortion plot set for Friday noon the writer

again claims the responsibility for the wave of holdups in the past 72 hours and that they will continue as proof that he

exercises complete mind control over his victims the note to the mayor states

that the 10 people who are to jump to their deaths are now being programmed and Demands a statement from City Hall

then payment will be made the b*mb of their Destruction has been set he warns only you can stop it

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please this is Peter Parker calling

are you working on anything unusual at the space lab today well are the computers on the phone lines or are they transmitting

I'm picking up a strange signal here I don't recognize it but it must be a sophisticated piece of equipment

it acts like something you'd be using down at the space lab it's in the microwave range are you sure nothing's on

yes sir well it's just it's just that I've never seen anything like this before sir

yes sir I'm sorry to bother you thank you sir

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thank you

you're drowning going deeper deeper

your life is finally ending and it deserves to end but I will give you one

last chance listen carefully listen to what I say

each of you you must do exactly as I ask

you Mrs Elkins that is something you must do for me

something very important and you must not fail

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goodbye

goodbye Barbara said okay goodbye or Mr Byron

yes I wanted to ask you something

can't seem to remember when the time comes you will goodbye

goodbye goodbye bye

you can't wait a little longer I've programmed them all for the final step yeah sure you're not pushing this

too fast the mail wants more time yeah surely sooner or later they'll find a way to

break Tyler down the police will find the connection in the robberies

if it's not over by Friday we lose it all

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he's got a better act than you who is he there's a story about him in the papers

they don't know either well he must think he's tired I'm glad you're amused I'm not

think I call the police what could they find now this one's an original

he'll come back by himself

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you know what this lady does no the choir singer you hear that Monahan

yeah she sings in church on Sunday only on Thursday she Knoxville for a bank

I won't ask her why but the hospital says she's critical no visitors the way our Luck's been going

what else and maybe that psychologist will get something out of Thailand did you read his first report no come here

foreign the patient's alpha waves have been resonated now what does that mean

I don't know oh he'll get something out of them all right but by the time he does Mr Mind Control will be in

Shangri-La with his 50 million five respectable people suddenly don't go wacko for nothing

keep talking to their families anybody who knew them I want to know everything there is to know something's got to

connect you gotta capital oh um what do you want me to do about this uh Spiderman oh I'm getting

reinforcements for him good Snow White and Seven Dwarfs and for Lucky maybe Rumpelstiltskin will lend us a hand what

am I gonna do about Spider-Man how do I know I'm a cop not an exterminator yeah yes sir yes send that college kid in

here right away captain hey pocket Captain want you huh

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sit down I understand that you're a friend of

Professor Tyler then right uh no sir he happens to teach at my University I'm a

graduate student and I also do some part-time work there okay you do some part-time work any explanation for what

the professor did absolutely not I guess you're a big part-time worker it's like part-time you

take pictures of a Spider-Man that's your name there right Peter Parker

it's me like we were discussing you seem to have a lot to do with this case not only do

you know a perpetrator but the first time I saw you you were in a foot race with one of those robbery cars then the

next time you were using your brownie on the professor and his wreck could you explain that to me please it's just a

coincidence funny coincidence what do you say I suppose so when it gets funnier now it

turns out you're the official photographer for a character who's also involved in this case a character I'd

very much like to question who's that how would you like a graduate course in

criminal incarceration answer the question are you enrolled do you mean the person you'd like to

question is Spider-Man I do what do you want to talk to him about

maybe I want to ask him where he buys his whips or maybe he can tell me what he was doing on that hospital roof

what's his pipeline how do I tune in on it I guess there must be a rational

explanation I'd like to hear it so do me a favor the next time you take his picture tell him I want to see him would

you do that for me please sure thank you

Oh Captain if there isn't anything else could I please go there's something very important I have to do

and I'm trying to figure out like five decent people suddenly go in decent do you think that's important too

yes thank you class dismissed

hello is Judy there please well do you know where I can reach her

well when she comes home would you give her a message for me please would you tell her that Peter called have I said

she is to stay away from Mr Byron she's not to go near there until I talk to her

all right thank you

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okay

good morning oh hi I was here the other afternoon with Miss

Tyler oh yes Professor Tyler's daughter you read about him I suppose yes it

seems inconceivable a man of his character I knew he was troubled but

I didn't expect to see you again Mr Parker you weren't exactly overwhelmed

by our program as I recall to tell you the truth I was a little bit um confused

but I've been talking to some of the other people and I would very much like to take the program I'm not sure you'd

be suitable Mr Parker you saw a sample of how rough it can become that doesn't bother me

you're sure now we don't like to waste our time on someone who's liable to walk out in the

middle of the course I'm sure all right then

this is your membership pin it will admit you to the next meeting

now if you'll excuse me for a moment I have some literature I'd like to give you

thank you

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listen to me let's move carefully

this is important when you leave here you will forget that

you came you never saw me you were never in this room

now the pin I placed on your jacket

touch it keep it with you wherever you go

for on Friday you will need it on Friday at exactly 12 noon

you will be standing at the tower of the Empire State Building

and when you hear this sound you will jump

from the tower crime experts agree that the demands of

the extortionist are without parallel but will the mayor agree to pay it has now been revealed that the 50

million dollars is to be delivered to a seaplane in the middle of New York Harbor the instructions warn that the 10

victims will not be released from their death sentences until the extortionist has made good his Escape only 24 hours

remain to the deadline and now for people and places in the news the show of Iran today announced

plans for building a new petrochemical complex in Tehran

did somebody call for me today a girl Judy Tyler oh I don't know darling of course I had

to go out for a few minutes don't worry she'll call back

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I'll be right back

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hey man I don't want to mess with you open the door would you please I'm not feeling well I'm not feeling so well myself excuse me

I'm Gonna Hurt look I'm coming home from a masquerade party now don't get scared

don't even have pockets in that suit I'll pay you at my house yeah

well I'm not taking no Spider-Man to that part of town

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with only three hours before the deadline no word has been received as to whether the mayor has approved payment

of the 50 million dollars demanded he can't even pay the garbage in this moment police have been unable to find

any clues as to the identity of the extortionist with time fast running out pressure is mounting on City officials

to resolve the situation who are the 10 people whose Minds have

been programmed to cause their own destruction or is the threat simply one of the great hoaxes of the century only time will

provide the answer what time is it

there's my Golden Goose Mr Mayor just make sure you deliver the eggs

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Captain this is Peter Parker I know how it was done he's been using microwave circus yeah I

can show you the computer just broke down his code he's had all of his victims wired yeah that's right they've

been wired they received the signals that's how he does it when you stay where you are I'll be right down I'll show you I I think we can jammy's signal

all right

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let's go Parker I can't wait all day

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sorry to disappoint you boys but the city just ran out of money freeze okay

okay you don't have to get sore we quit

now everyone take it nice and easy we don't want anyone getting wet come on Move Along

very well Mr Mayor it's on your head come on Move Along Move Along move it

hey hey come on we're gone

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buddies all right

Mr Byron you turned into one of your own zombies I think you need a little help

if you don't mind let me make a small suggestion why don't you go to the police station and tell Captain Barbara

all about it

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thank you hey that's him that's Byron that's the

man you're on my hand Jacob they don't blame us it's all his fault we wanted to do it all right take all these monkeys

inside come on let's go come on Captain Barbara

congratulations Captain those men would have flown away if you hadn't called their Bluff well I'll tell you the truth

I had a little help that character in the clown suit he worked out pretty good I had freak you ought to be locked up

running around like a one-man Army I don't know where he came from but I sure hope he goes back there maybe you're

right people shouldn't interfere with the law let the police do that exactly you may deserve all the credit for this

job well if that's the way you're going to put it in your paper how can I stop you

[Music] I'm so glad I found you are you all

right never mind about me what about you oh I'm fine I'm so sorry I didn't listen to you I know you called but no it's

okay I know hey Parker come here never mind it's

socializing I want to talk to you well I'd like to congratulate you too captain that was wonderful police work ah never

mind the cauliflower where were you first I get a call from you that's your friend the computer has solved the case

so I go and call her the perpetrators only you don't show up to jam the signal now it wasn't for our friend in the red

and blue suit I could have blown the whole thing where were you well I I I had sort of a short circuit yeah well

the next time you're going to end up in jail for giving false information

what are you doing here oh sir here I thought you'd like to see these what are they

it's incredible how come you're the only one who's able to get pictures of him simple

I believe [Music]

thank you [Music]

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