03x21 - Curve ba*ls

[bunniefuu]

- Did you forget you ended things with him?!

- As my friend you are supposed to know

that I still love him.

- WOMAN: Previously on Sistas...

- Weúre not good for each other.

- Look Robin, I was very vulnerable place.

- All I'm asking is that you give me and Sabrina a chance

before you try to advise her against it.

- Look, I'm gonna turn myself in.

- How did you get in here?

- You're not gonna get a chance to ask me back.

- Boy, bye.

- KAREN: Zac, I'm pregnant.

- [sighs]

- Zac.

You get what I said?

- Yes.

- Say something.

- Well... - Don't you dare...

- Don't what, Karen?

- Don't say "if it's mine."

- So you gonna sit here and lie to me in my face again

and tell me you ain't been with Aaron?

- Once.

A lot less than you and Fatima, I am sure.

And that was just recently, so...

- So you're sure?

- Yes, I'm sure and don't ask me that again.

Okay.

So, yeah, I'm all over the place,

my feelings and my thoughts.

Forgive me. - ZAC: I see that.

So what you gonna do?

- I don't know what I'm gonna do.

- Okay.

- I ain't getting any younger, Zac.

- I know.

- And if I was gonna have a baby...

I had wanted it to be with you.

- You sure about that?

- Yes.

- Okay.

- Will you say something other than "okay" and "well".

- [scoffs]

What do you want me to do?

You just, like, sprung this on me.

Just give me some time to think.

sh*t!

My God...

I know--I know this may be

a silly question, but are you sure?

Are you?!

- I missed my period, Zac.

- I hear you, but that could be a lot of things.

Did you take a test? - No.

- Okay.

I'm not trying to be insensitive,

but do you have one here?

- No.

- Fine.

I'mma go get one and I'mma be right back.

- ♪

- [crying]

- FEMALE SINGER: ♪ My girls hold me down ♪

♪ When them boys mess around ♪

♪ My love life is a headache ♪

♪ We going out tonight 'cause I'm looking for love ♪

- You alright? - We're fine.

- You sure? - Yeah, Pam.

- Okay, well, I'll see you later.

Hey girl. - What is it, Pam?

- You okay? - I'm fine.

- Y'all were mighty quiet in here.

- We're fine.

- You've been crying. - Pam...

- I'm just asking, you know me.

- Yes, I know you. Now can you please...

- Karen...

Okay.

- Where the hell are the police?

- They need to hurry up.

- Why?

- You wanna -- while we wait?

- No, I do not.

- Come on, I know you loved it, I saw it on your face.

- Only thing that was in my face was a g*n.

- Which one?

- Don't get cute.

- You're cute.

- Que, stop the bullshit.

- I'm just saying let's go while we wait, come on.

- [sighs] I'm not doing that.

- Okay.

Well, will you write me when I'm in there?

- Yes, Que.

- And can I call you sometimes?

- We'll have to talk about that.

- You know, I was a good dude before all of this sh*t.

I really was.

- Well, I'm sorry.

- And I know jail isn't gonna help my a*s at all,

but sh*t, I need to do something

or I'm gonna be dead soon.

- Please don't talk like that, okay?

- You got a soft spot for me, don't you?

- I don't have sh*t for a b*tch that puts a g*n

in my face.

- I understand.

I'm just happy you're still talking to me.

- I don't even know why I'm doing that.

- Because you know I'm not a bad person

at the end of the day.

- Do I?

- I just do really bad and dumb sh*t.

- Well, this was the worst.

- Definitely was.

Can I use your bathroom?

- Go on.

But if you try any sh*t, I'm gonna stomp

your -- head in the ground.

Go.

Go on.

- ♪

- I mean yeah, I heard that he was invested

in some stock, but I didn't get the name.

Bellanice?

Okay.

And it hit that big?

How in the hell did he know that?

Say what?

Oh, he's selling?

For how much?

Over a million dollars?

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Look, look, look, look, this dude is an ex-con, okay?

There is no way that he should know that.

Nah, nah, this some insider trading sh*t.

Mmhmm.

Yeah, no, I'mma get to the bottom of it.

Yeah, yeah. Alright, thanks.

Look, let me get into this.

Alright.

Alright Zac, you gonna try to play me, huh?

Alright.

We got something for this -- .

Hey, yes, yes, this is Hayden.

Hi there, how you doing?

Good, good.

Look, I need to talk to Bill Watts

at Securities and Exchange.

Thank you.

- Hey. - Well, if you don't need

anything else, I'm gonna go ahead and head out.

- No, I'm good.

- Okay.

- Have a good night.

- Yeah, you too.

And thank you for today.

I'm sorry again.

- It's fine.

- Okay.

- Did you tell Zac?

- Yeah, I did.

- What did he say?

- He said he was going to call Karen.

- Okay.

- But I told him not to.

It's just too messy.

- ANDI: Yeah? - Yeah, that sh*t is bad.

- I know.

- I'm sorry.

- It's not your fault.

- Andi, I--I really do want to be with him.

- Then Fatima, you should be.

- Okay, I'm gonna, I'm gonna go on and go.

- You know what? Wait for me,

I'm gonna go with you. We should go together.

- Okay.

- Oh, after you. - Oh, okay.

- ANDI: [laughing]

- [phone ringing]

- Alright Preston, I've been calling you

and you were supposed to call me.

What's going on, huh? What are we doing?

- [knocking]

- Ooooooh, hi. - Hey.

- Mmmmm, are you ready to go?

- Yeah. You know, Karen never hit me back.

- Really? - Mmhmm.

- Huh. Well, let me try.

- She's not answering.

- Alright, I'm gonna call her real quick.

- [phone ringing]

- Hello?

- Hey Karen, did you get the text about Club Eden tonight?

- [snaps] - Speaker.

- KAREN: I can't make it tonight.

- Come on!

- KAREN: Is Andi gonna be there? - Yes.

- Did she tell you what happened?

- SABRINA: What happened?

- I'm not coming, okay?

- Okay Karen, can you think about it please?

- KAREN: I'll think about it.

- Okay, text me if you change your mind.

- KAREN: Bye. - Alright, bye.

- Now I want to know why she answered the phone

for you and not me. - Danni...

- No, I'm serious. That's -- up.

It ain't right.

- You look amazing! - Thank you.

- Mmm. I'm so excited for tonight.

Okay, after this glass of wine we gotta go.

- You know she not coming.

- Who you mean, Karen?

It's okay.

Look, even though she sounded like that...

Mm, whatever, maybe she's just going through something.

- That's a no. - SABRINA: It's alright.

We're gonna have a good time.

- I need to get my mind right first.

- Okay.

- You know, Preston never called me back.

- Really? Why not?

- Twice he said he was going to call me

and then the next day he talking about something

"I fell asleep".

Okay Danni, I mean maybe he fell asleep.

- You know he's over there with this cute cousin, right?

- Danni, you've said so many things about Preston

but okay, okay...

Is he a liar?

- I don't think so.

But you know, what do I know?

- Okay, all the times you've talked about Preston

you've never said that he lied.

I think he's telling the truth, so we're gonna go with that.

- DANNI: You ever start a relationship,

and you talk all day, every day?

- Yeah, I know, mmhmm.

- And then you talk less and less,

until you're not talking anymore?

- Yeah, I know.

- Well this is how it starts, they say they're gonna call

and then they don't. - I get it.

- So I'm gonna give him the benefit of the doubt. You know?

But if his a*s doesn't call me tonight...

[chuckling]

It's on. Do you see me?

- You've never looked better. - DANNI: Thank you.

I appreciate that. I need my purse.

- SABRINA: Here we go! - Boo, whatever.

You go and call Calvin, though.

- Wait, what? What, why?

- Yeah, just call him and see how he's doing.

Check on him.

- I did, he said he was fine.

- That's good. - Yeah.

And thank you, Danni.

- That's all I have to say.

- SABRINA: Thank you. - Proud of me?

- SABRINA: Yeah. He's on his way back.

His dad is okay too. So..

- That's good. - SABRINA: Thanks again.

You ready? - DANNI: Yes.

- Alright, let's do it. - I need my purse.

- Woo, woo, woo, woo.

- Find my purse.

- No, it's okay, I got everything.

You ain't paying for nothing anyway. Let's go.

- That's true.

- You look better with less things.

- [laughing] - You gonna hold my phone?

- Yeah, I can do it too.

- ♪

- Gary. - GARY: Yeah.

I'm leaving.

- Okay.

- I just wanted to talk to you.

- I'm gonna go out with my girls

and it's been a long day so I...

- Okay Andi, just go ahead blow me off.

- I just, I don't wanna do this again.

- Okay, then listen.

- I know what you're gonna say.

You're gonna say "I'm sorry", right?

You're gonna say, "I'm sorry, I wish

things were better."

And, "I'm sorry, I'm gonna find a new therapist."

And, "I'm sorry about my ex-wife."

And, "I love you."

Am I right or am I right?

- Well, you forgot one thing.

- What's that?

- I know the girl you were with the other night.

- What?

- The girl?

- What girl?

- You had a threesome.

She said you didn't even ask her name,

her name's Gabrielle.

- And...

- So you -- some guy and some girl?

Is this who you are, Andi? - If that's who I want to be.

- Okay, so all the sh*t you thought I was gonna say,

and you're the one that's wrong.

- Are you done?

- Yeah, that's it. - Okay.

Oh, Gary...

How do you know her?

- I just do.

- Oh, um,

I find that fascinating

because I did talk to her afterwards

and she was delightful.

And I went on her page and she posted

the cutest selfie.

And I saw you there.

Not your face, but your a*s.

And I recognize your a*s.

- That was a long time ago. - No, it wasn't.

It was two days ago when you said you were going

to the gym.

- Okay, so actually, what does it matter?

I mean, we're done right?

- It matters because you're a lying snake of a man.

- [chuckling] - Yeah, laugh.

- Said the wh*re who's having threesomes

with strangers. - Get out of my house!

- Oh no, I'll gladly leave, Andi.

This, this lil' sh*t, it ain't nothing,

and neither are you.

- Careful.

- Of?

- Saying something you're gonna regret.

- I regret everything I ever said to you.

- Back so soon? - Yes, Pam.

- That a pregnancy test in that bag?

- How the hell could you tell there was a pregnancy test

through the bag? - You wasting all that money

and I got all them pregnancy tests in the back.

- You got problems. And you mad nosy.

Karen, please come get your girl, yo!

- sh*t. - KAREN: Pam,

let me talk to you.

I'm getting sick of this.

You being in my business.

- I'm sorry.

- If one mother-- finds out

I will fire you. You hear me?

- I'm not gonna tell anybody. - I dare you.

- I swear. I know--

- How do you know, Pam?! How the hell do you know?

- 'Cause I'm a woman and...

I swear I'm not gonna tell nobody.

I swear.

- Okay.

Don't play with me, Pam.

- Can I go home now?

It's way too much tension for me.

- KAREN: Go ahead. Go in the back, finish up.

- ZAC: Now she wanna go.

- Why you get so many?

- 'Cause I want to be sure.

- I'll be back.

- [sighs]

- [phone buzzing]

- [sighs] Damn.

Hey. - FATIMA: Hi.

- What's up? - Where you at?

- ZAC: I'm at the salon.

- Karen's salon?

- Yeah. - FATIMA: Zac...

- You ain't even gotta say nothing. I already know.

- FATIMA: I told you not to call her.

- I didn't call her. I came here.

- So you playing games?

- ZAC: No, I'm not playing games.

Trust me, I'm not playing games.

- Then why are you there?

- We're just talking.

- FATIMA: About what?

- Look Fatima, this I gotta talk to you face to face.

- FATIMA: Zac, what is it?

- I...

Listen, as soon as I leave here and I'm done,

I'm gonna come right there. - No!

Look, I don't like this.

You telling me you gotta tell me something

but you can't tell me. - I can't tell you right now.

I'm here with her.

She about to come back in here.

- Look, I don't like this.

It sounds bad.

- Listen, I'm sorry. Okay?

I'm sorry. Just, I'll be right there.

FATIMA: Okay, fine.

- Listen, just don't think the worst of me, okay?

Just wait.

- FATIMA: Okay.

- Alright. sh*t, I gotta...

Alright, I gotta run to the house,

I'mma sign the paperwork and I'll be right there.

- Look, I'll just talk to you when you get here.

- ZAC: [sighs] Okay.

- Alright.

I'm not dealing with this sh*t.

I'm so sick of Karen. g*dd*mn.

- [knocking]

- That's the--

Who is it? - MAN: Police.

- Come in.

- OFFICER MURPHY: What's going on?

- I got my hands up.

- Why? - 'Cause y'all like to sh**t us.

- Sir, what's going on?

- He's right here. - Who?

- He's wanted for robbery.

- What's your name, sir? - Que.

- OFFICER MURPHY: Que?

Is that your legal name?

- Quincy Delano.

- Okay, run him.

Sir, I'm gonna need you to walk over to me slowly

and put you hands behind your back.

- You don't have him back yet?

- Just as a precaution.

- Are you gonna arrest him? - Yes.

- Do you need my handcuffs?

- Sir, please.

- I'm sorry, Officer.

- Look, I'm gonna be counting on you, Maurice.

- Okay.

- Come on, don't play with me.

- Sir.

- I'm not, Que.

- I can call sometime?

- Yeah. - Maurice.

- MAURICE: I said yeah.

- Come on.

I don't wanna go with them.

- Bye, Que.

- Are you gonna call me?

- Yes.

- ♪

- What the hell?

- I didn't know he was here.

- sh*t, let me check my damn--

- I watched him the whole time.

- Why was he here?

- I thought you were in Florida.

- Planes go both ways.

- They say the same thing about you.

- Damnit Maurice, why was the boy here?

- He wanted to turn himself in.

And he asked me to be with him.

- So why was he calling you?

- Everybody needs support from Mother.

- Yeah, I get that.

But why bring him here?

- Why are you being so dramatic?

- Oh! I'm dramatic?

- Yes.

- And why was he asking you to write him

and call him?

- Calvin, I was trying to tell him anything

to get him to go with the police.

- Mmhmm.

Your a*s probably about to get a pen and paper

and write him right now.

- Well, maybe I am.

The -- was perfect.

- Okay, stop.

Just stop.

- I'm just saying.

- Don't say anything.

Just go, just go.

- You go!

sh*t.

My mother-- house anyway. You have nowhere to stay.

- [sighs] I pay half the rent, Maurice.

- b*tch, you paying most of it.

[unintelligible]

- MAURICE: My mother-- house!

Lost the only man that ever loved me to jail.

- ♪

- I'm waiting.

- Okay.

- I didn't have to pee, so it took a minute.

- Okay.

- We should know any minute, though.

- Okay.

- Whatever it says, Zac,

I just don't-- - What?

- This ain't what my life was supposed to be.

- ZAC: You said that.

- And where we are...

- And where we are...

- [sighs]

- So, um...

- What, Karen?

- It's positive.

- Of course it is.

- What are we gonna do?

- That's on you.

- It's on me?

- Yeah.

- Okay.

Well, I don't know what other choice I have.

- What's that mean? - KAREN: What do you mean?!

- I mean...

- I ain't having an ab*rtion.

- I didn't ask you to.

I understand it's your body, but I'm just asking, like...

- But you think I should?

- That's not fair.

But, no.

I think you should do what you've been doing

more recently, which is what's best for you.

- I'm gonna do what's best for this baby.

- Yeah, okay.

But Karen...

- What?

- No matter what you decide,

we're not gonna be together.

- You have made that so clear.

- I moved on.

So...

I'mma go. - KAREN: Go.

'Cause you standing here being an as*h*le about this

is really pissing me off.

- I'm the as*h*le-- - Just go.

- Alright.

So check it, once you figure out

what my role is gonna be in all this, you call me.

- And by "role" you mean?

- I mean my role, money,

fatherhood, family. Whatever it is.

I mean, I know you got Aaron now.

So once you figure that sh*t out,

let me know where I stand.

- Okay.

- I'm sorry.

- I'm sorry too.

- Yeah.

- I ain't do this one by myself.

- Okay, Karen.

- PAM: I'm just coming to make sure you're okay.

- I am fine.

- Is it a plus sign?

- Yes. - PAM: I'm sorry.

- Why now?

Why now, Pam?

--!

- I'm sorry, Karen.

I swear I'm not gonna tell nobody.

I swear.

- Thank you.

- But I am a really good babysitter.

- No, let's just take this one day at a time, okay?

- Okay girl, my bad.

- KAREN: --.

- Come here.

- ♪ It's gonna be just fine ♪

- You like your dress?

- Mmhmm. - Mmhmm.

It was a lot better than what we had going before.

Glad we changed you. - Yeah.

Ah, what are we doing here again?

- It's a lot better than being at home.

- What's going on with you?

- Preston.

- Mmm, right.

What's happening?

- I told you he's with the pretty cousin...

- Go on.

- I called him earlier. - Mmhmm.

- And he was, like, rushing me off the phone.

And he thought it was off, right?

I thought he hung up.

I hear her in the background offer him a cold drink

and he's complimenting her sundress.

- Her sundress?

Was it in a flirty way?

- Hella flirty! Kissing-cousins flirty.

- Okay.

Yeah.

- What's going on here? You're coming across real loopy.

- What?

I, the Valium, you know, I took it earlier.

But it's coming down.

- Okay, what's going on here? What's...

Why are we pill-popping, friend?

- What?

You were just nice to him, right? Right?

- I know, I know. You can tell me.

I'm not gonna be... I'm gonna listen.

- It's whatever.

I'm just stressed, I'm just stressed, that's it.

Just stressed over Calvin.

Calvin's strap-on.

So I took a Valium, and all is better with the world.

That's it.

Just coming down.

- Are you gonna take a Valium everytime you see him?

- Until my anxiety goes away.

- DANNI: What anxiety, Sabrina?

- Mmm, I just feel, like, very anxious

when I talk to him. You know?

Not...

More when it comes to the sex and stuff.

- Mmhmm.

- Mmmm.

Look, if I could take that one little small part

away from him...

I would probably be with him.

- Okay.

Well, um, are you gonna strap on and you know?

- No.

Nope, nope, I'm not doing that.

- Alright, so you must be getting a few prescriptions

because how else are you gonna manage, then?

- Do what I have to.

Can we open this bottle yet?

- DANNI: Alrighty, then.

Alrighty.

- Where is this girl?

- DANNI: You know, we're trying to wait, right?

And be nice before we open. - Hello.

- Oh, hi. - Wow!

- You like? - Yes! Beautiful dress.

- I like that dress, I do. - Thank you.

You have a beautiful dress and you have a beautiful dress

as well.

Thank you, Danni, I really needed this.

- Every girl needs bottle service.

- Oh there it is. - DANNI: I told you.

- SABRINA: He hooked us up. Good job.

- Indeed. - ALL: [giggling]

- So what's going on with you and Karen?

- She told you about that?

- She was acting real funny when we told her

you were coming tonight.

What's going on?

- Well, if you must know, Karen and I had a incident.

- DANNI: Sounds like entanglement to me.

What's happening? - SABRINA: What happened?

- Karen came up to my job to show me

the certified letter that I am taking care of.

Anyway, yeah, she came up to the job.

- The job.

- But why is she so mad?

Andrea?

- I, um, she may have walked in on me

telling Fatima that she should go for it with Zac.

- DANNI: What in the hell would make you go and say

a thing like that?! I'm surprised she didn't

whoop your a*s on sight. - SABRINA: Right, I'm

surprised too. - ANDI: Zac has moved on.

- I know that, but she has not. - SABRINA: Yeah.

- Like.... - SABRINA: At all.

At all.

Andi.

- Look, I don't want y'all to be mad at me too.

What was I supposed to do? I was just telling the truth.

- You're supposed to stay your a*s out of it

like the other day when she was asking you questions.

- What she said.

- ANDI: I tried. Did I not try?

I tried!

- She loves him so much.

- She does. - So, so much.

Like, you should have seen it. - It's a little sad.

- Passion.

- Mm, pathetic, maybe?

- Okay, that's a little harsh.

- It was a little harsh, but I'm over it.

- Andi's here telling her side of the story?

What did she say?

- Just that, um, at a certain point in time you may have

walked upon her as she was speaking to a so and so

Fatima. - This is great.

Yeah, yeah, doing good. - Is that all?

- DANNI: Heretofore, thus and so.

- KAREN: Is that all? - What should we know, Karen?

What, what would you like to add for the record?

- I mean, just that she was encouraging her to be with Zac.

- SABRINA: Karen... - What?

You think that's cool too?

- No, it's just you and Zac are over.

- He has, he has indeed moved on.

- KAREN: So everybody says.

Would have been nice if he told me that.

- I don't really understand why he hasn't.

- He wouldn't tell me it was over.

- Let the record show that he did.

- Danni, that was a lie, okay? - ANDI: Danni.

- He knew what he was doing.

How many times have we broken up? Be serious.

- Karen, Karen, Karen...

He said it.

- He said it? He said it?

- You need to let that go, Karen.

Let him go, Karen. - ANDI: Please.

Karen, um,

Zac told Fatima

that he loves her.

- Damn, he is moving fast!

- Must be that money.

- ANDI: What? - The stock?

The stock?

- Y'all not really supposed to know about this part.

- Tell us.

- It went up, girl. - What?

- Oh my.

- About . million.

- What?! - Oh my.

[laughing] Oh my.

- sh*t, man!

- Yeah, I'm sorry Karen.

- [unintelligible]

- SABRINA: I think Zac is on a whole new thing.

So much so, he bought a house.

Well, he started the paperwork on the house.

- He bought the house? He bought it?

- SABRINA: He was supposed to close today.

- He's not telling me anything.

Okay. Wait 'til I call him.

- Sorry, Karen.

- Why am I so mad?

- 'Cause of all the sh*t you did to help him get here.

- Let's just forget about it, okay? Can we order?

- Yeah, let's get you a drink. - Yeah.

- I don't want a drink.

- Karen, I think you could use it to relax, baby.

- I said I don't want a drink, Danni.

- [unintelligible] - [people clapping]

- Ladies and gentleman, welcome to the stage M.

- This sh*t better be good. - Oooooo!

- [people cheering]

- Okay, here you go.

- Thank you. - Mmhmm.

And sign here.

Alright, that's it.

And here are your keys.

- Wow. - That was fast, right?

- Yeah, it was real fast.

- Well, congratulations.

You are officially a homeowner.

- Well, thank you so much.

It's been a pleasure.

- Well, um, enjoy.

- I will, trust me.

Thank you.

[giggling]

Yeah, baby.

I'm getting my own home, baby.

Got work to do, though.

This ain't gonna be easy.

- HAYDEN: Knock knock.

- This clown.

- How you doing, Zac?

- You know this is trespassing, right?

- [chuckling]

You gonna want to talk to me.

- I don't got time to play with you today, Hayden.

- Okay. - I don't.

- I heard you closed on it. Congrats, man.

- Thanks, I appreciate that. - Mmhmm.

You may want to talk to me, though,

about this, uh... insider trading.

You know that's ill*gal, right?

- WOMAN: Next on Sistas...

- You talk a good game, I'mma give you that.

- Ain't gonna be no more talking in about seconds.

- ♪ - [people cheering]

- Let me stay for a bit. - Mm, no.

- I'll dance for you.

- [sighs] - It's good to see you.

- I thought you were leaving.

- Yeah, uh, plane issues.

- Her husband's a senator, so that makes it--

- Insider trading.

- When you were in the hospital, I spoke to your mother.

- You did what?

- You ain't seen nothing yet. - Oh yeah?

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