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03x09 - Complicated Situations

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Sistas". Aired: October 23, 2019 – present.*
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A group of single black females from different walks of life who bond over their one common thread: why am I single?

03x09 - Complicated Situations

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- Who are you talking to? - Oh, uh, um, uh, say, hi,

it's Angela. - Angela?

- My therapist. - Oh.

- FEMALE NARRATOR: Previously on, "Sistas".

- You should come down to club Eden,

and check us out one day.

- Club Ed...

you talking about the strip club?

- So, I suggest for both y'all sakes,

leave me alone, and leave me the -- out of it.

- KAREN: Gary's wife is suing you,

and she's naming all of us as accomplices.

- ♪

- This is all business, nothing--

- This is all work. - Absolutely.

- Hi, Gary.

- Hi.

- What are you doing here?

- Maybe I should ask you that.

- We're working.

- See, I was home, and I thought...

I should just go see what's going on.

- Hi.

- I'm Gary. - Robin.

- ANDI: This is my fiancé.

- Oh! - Yeah.

- Oh, hey!

Oh, yeah, she's been talking about you all night.

- [chuckles] Is that right? - ROBIN: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh my god, you are so lucky to have a woman

who loves you this much.

- Am I now?

- Uh-huh.

- Well, thank you.

See, you know, she told me

that she was out with the girls tonight.

- I am.

- So, you're out with the girls?

- They're right there, Gary.

- Okay, so what's going on over here?

- Well, Robin's a lawyer,

and we've decided to, uh, discuss a settlement

between his client and mine.

- I see. - Yes.

- And you knew this was already set up?

- Mm, yeah, I called,

and I asked her to meet me at the Carlyle for dinner, but,

out of respect to you, she said we should meet here.

- [chuckles] Out of respect for me?

- Yeah, man, listen, I'm telling you,

you have yourself an amazing lady, loyal woman.

I wish--I wish I could be so lucky.

- Where you from?

- Well, I'm from New York, but I live in London.

- Wow! Okay, New York?

- ROBIN: Mm-hm. - London?

Who is this client?

- Gary...you know we can not discuss that.

Could we just talk about this at home when I'm done here?

It's work.

- Let's do that.

It's good to meet you, Robin.

- It's good to meet you too, Gary.

- You okay?

- Yeah, mm-hm.

- You sure?

- I'm fine, yes.

- ♪ My girls hold me down them boys mess around ♪

♪ When my love life is a headache ♪

♪ We going out tonight 'cuz I know ♪

- Ah!

- Was that Gary? - Mm-hm.

- Was he at the table? - Saw the whole thing.

- And you ain't say nothing?

- I wasn't gon' need backup.

- Oh, he left, did he leave?

- Yep, right out the door.

- He was mad, huh?

- I don't know,

can't never tell with the crazy ones.

- sh*t.

- Mm-mm.

What's going on with them?

- I'm just strapped and watching.

- Well, thank you.

- Sure, but I... - But what?

- I...I think I made a mistake meeting you in person.

- Why?

- He didn't look like it was fine.

- It is!

And thanks so much for reassuring him that I am loyal.

- You, uh, you caught that, huh?

- Of course. - ROBIN: Yeah.

- You weren't discreet.

- I just, uh, I don't-- I don't want you to have any

issues because of me.

- Robin, I'm good, don't worry about me, okay?

- [deeply exhales] All right,

well, how 'bout we, uh, let's finish this tomorrow.

- No. - At your office.

- No. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, listen--

- No! - I--something tells me

that you are not in the right head space to deal with this.

- I'm fine.

- I'll see you tomorrow.

- Are you sure?

- Yeah.

It'll give me a great reason to see you again.

- ♪

- Okay.

- You are such a beautiful woman.

- Thank you.

- All right, I'll see you tomorrow.

Yeah, okay.

- I think I'm gonna go home.

- Hm, well, we saw Gary.

- Yes.

- What did he say?

- Nothing, I told him that I was working,

and that we'll talk about it when I get home.

- And he just left? - Yes.

- Did he know where you were gonna be?

- I told him exactly where I would be.

- Mm, good girl.

- At girls' night.

- Okay, well, Andi, who is that?

- I told you, he's a lawyer that works at my office.

- That you're attracted to? - We're working.

- KAREN: Mm. - That's it.

- Andi, you in this two buttons to a -- dress, come on now.

You use to do this before you was with Gary.

- I always dress like this when we go out.

- KAREN: Okay. - Don't I?

- She got a point.

- Danni, what exactly are you wearing?

- Oh, baby, this isn't about me, but it can be.

- All your leg is out, I see all your thigh meat.

- You know, I Naired and everything.

- Okay, what is going on?

What is happening?

- What's happening, is I'm going home,

so have a good night.

- So, you not gon' talk to us

about, you know, the g*n, his wife, this lawsuit, no?

- I'll defend it.

Trust me, it's frivolous,

there's nothing to worry about, okay?

- Okay.

- ANDI: Bye.

- We need to go over there? - No.

- Are you sure?

- We need to mind our business, okay?

- We can't-- - Let her find out the hard way,

just let her find out. - That girl don't always know

where the bottom is, though, Karen.

- Well, let's hope she does before she hits it

'cuz I tried.

- I don't like this. - None of us do, Sabrina.

- I'm going home. - Yeah, me, too.

- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

I wanna hang out.

- You can do that,

you and your thigh meat in your wedding dress.

- Yeah, we gon' go. - SABRINA: Mm-hm.

- You b*tches ain't right, just want y'all to know that.

- KAREN: Go, go home to cowboy, y'all not broken up, you said.

- I guess.

- Talk to him.

- Um, why you acting all dry?

- I'm just trying to match you shriveled up old ladies.

- Okay, you know what, Danni, good night, I'm out.

- I have too many problems.

Text me, okay?

- No, let's just go home.

- ♪

- [laughing] Damn, you're shaking.

- Yes, don't--don't touch me.

What is that sh*t that you do to me?

- You like it, don't you? - I do.

- Mm-hm. - Yes.

Don't touch me, what is wrong with you?

- You so damn silly.

- I'm not, you see my leg shaking.

Oh, oh, oh. - [laughing]

- Ohh, oh!

- Yeah, I do.

- Oh, oh! - Why don't you go head,

and shake 'em into your pants, and go home.

- What? - Yeah, I'm leaving.

- Stop playing. - Zac, I'm going out.

- You ain't going nowhere.

- Get off of me, I'm going--yes, I am.

- No, you're not. - What are you doing?

- I just wanna lay here with you.

- Yeah, and you see, that right there,

that's a problem for me.

- Why?

Why, why is--

- 'Cuz that's not what we're doing.

- Then what are we doing, Fatima?

- We're --, that's what we're doing.

- Really? - Mm-hm.

Yeah, and I like doing it with you, I really do.

- What about my needs?

- [scoffs] Oh god.

- I'm not a piece of meat, okay?

- You really wanna turn me into a b*tch, don't you?

- I'm just -- with you, why you trippin'?

- Look, I'ma tell you one more time,

I was feeling you, I really was.

And then, I saw myself falling

right back into where I was with my ex.

- And was--

- The one that--that one that broke my heart.

- What is wrong with that?

- Zac, I loved him, I wanted him.

I mean, he had told me

he'd just gotten out of a relationship.

- Right. - Yeah.

I remember like it was yesterday.

I was at the salon,

and everybody was looking at me like I was stupid.

-- broke up with me on Friday, and that Saturday got married.

I was devastated.

And from that day on,

I promised that I would never be the b*tch

that loves and believes everything a -- says.

So, no, I don't want this, and I don't want you.

- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

just wait, just wait, please, please.

- What?

- So, you just gon' make me out to be him?

- Zac, when I was in that supermarket,

and we ran into Karen, Andi, and all of them,

I felt so small.

- ♪

- Fatima.

- No, I'm going out.

- Just wait, just-- - And you gotta go.

- Okay, but before you leave, just listen to me, please.

Look at me.

It don't matter how fast you run,

how many guys you date,

you always gon' feel lost

if you just don't learn to let that sh*t go,

and trust somebody.

- So, what, you're a therapist now?

- ♪

- No, I ain't no therapist, I'm just telling you the truth.

- ♪

- And I guess the next thing you're gonna say

is that I should trust you.

- Don't trust me, I'm -- up.

- ♪

- Well, I'm glad you told me something I already know.

- ♪

- Right.

- And, I'm talking about trust, Zac

'cuz you not a -- up person.

- ♪

- You see that?

- What?

- That right there,

you making a choice not to talk down to me,

I love that sh*t, turns me on.

- Here, affirmation --.

- [chuckles]

- That'll do it for you.

- It won't sound anywhere as near as good

as it does coming off your lips.

- Go.

- Listen, listen to me. - No.

- Listen, no, no. - I'm 'bout to go out.

- Stop, you not going nowhere. - Yes, I am.

- Listen to me, just listen.

'Cuz if you think

that we can keep having the best sex of our lives,

and you just gon' not get serious with me, you bugging.

And that is not an affirmation, that is the truth.

- I had better [chuckles].

- Oh, oh, you still coming with the bullshit?

- ♪

- All right, I'll give you that. - Uh-huh.

- Yeah, uh-huh. - So, give me some more.

- Mm, I'm 'bout to go.

- Mm-mm.

- Zac, I'm going out.

- ♪

- I'm going--

- Ah! Don't you move, don't you move.

- You just trying to keep me here.

- ZAC: [chuckles]

- ♪

- Hey, I'll stay. - ZAC: Mm-hm.

- I'll stay. - ZAC: [chuckles]

- ♪

- ♪ Hundred million dollar swag on these creepy dollars ♪

♪ Big body Benz, what they call me ♪

♪ When rear fender

♪ Million dollar crib what I need if you try to -- ♪

- Get it, girl. - [laughs]

- [laughs] - Yes, yes.

Woo! - You got moves.

- Yeah, I need another drink.

- Oh yeah, you turning up tonight, or what?

- Every night, mama.

- Okay.

- Woo.

- ♪

- ♪ Hot in this b*tch

- ♪

- CHRIS: There you go.

- ♪

- Thank you.

- ♪

- Oh, yeah, it is slow tonight.

- It sure is, what's going on?

- All I know, is I need these tips,

I need tips.

- Well, you won't be getting any from me,

sorry.

- You are so lowdown, like, low.

- I'm just telling you the truth, mama.

- You can do better than that.

- I can't do sh*t.

- Oh yeah, well, I can, uh, hold out on you, too.

- Child, you can't hold a conversation

as loose as that thang is.

- Oh! - Yeah, we heard.

- Oh! Okay, Ms. Maurice is on one tonight.

- Yes, every night.

- CHRIS: Oh!

[deep exhale] Well, how's Cal?

- You just saw Calvin.

- I mean your living situation.

- ♪

- My living situation is fine, why?

- I just asked [chuckles].

- No, you ain't just ask.

- I can ask, okay?

I know he took it badly when his father died,

so I just...asked.

- Yeah, he seems to be fine.

- Okay, well, that's good.

- Messy, messy.

- Speaking of fine... - What?

- Remember you asked about Que?

- ♪

- He here again?

- I told you, he can not stay away form the hustle.

- I guess he on another hustle.

- He's coming over here.

- Oh, --.

- ♪

- Hey.

- Hi.

- I was hoping you'd be here.

- Why?

- Just wanted to tell you, I'm sorry for what I said.

- Thank you so much.

- ♪

- You were only trying to help.

- Yes, that's why they call me the Mother Teresa of drag.

- Well, I appreciate you, [chuckles]

you know that, right?

- Sure, yeah.

- Yeah.

- ♪

- You wanna get out of here?

- And go where, Que?

- ♪

- To yo place? - The place that you stole from?

- Come on, look, I just wanna show you how sorry I am,

and make it up to you.

- You...want me to take you back to my house,

so you can steal my good sh*t, never, mama?

- Look, I promise I won't steal anything,

I promise, not this time.

- You don't have anywhere to go tonight, do you?

- Nope, not really.

- [sighs] Nowhere to sleep?

- We won't be doing much sleeping.

- [scoffs]

- ♪

- Come on.

We'll see you later, Christina.

- Bye, have fun!

- [scoffs] - [laughs]

- Come on, child. - After you.

- Uh-huh.

- ♪

- It's a charity center.

- Hi. - Hi.

- ♪

- You wanna talk about it? - Nope.

- ♪

- Are you okay?

- Yeah.

- Okay, good.

- Why did you lie to me?

- ♪

- I didn't lie to you. - Andi,

don't play these games with me, sh*t, don't start that!

- I didn't tell you everything? - That is a lie.

- Okay, I lied to you.

- So, why did you lie?

- I didn't tell you everything, that's--

- Say that you lied.

- I lied by omission,

because if you knew I was meeting

with a client after hours,

you would have hit the roof.

- I see. - Mm-hm.

And we're working on this whole trust thing, remember?

- Was that suppose to make it better?

- Nope, it wasn't.

- What you're doing couldn't be done at--at your office?

- I would still see him.

- But, it's not the setting of a damn restaurant, Andi,

you understand that, right?

- Don't get upset. - I'm not upset, I'm not upset.

- Okay. - I'm just saying.

- Well, say it in a lower tone, okay?

- You know what, don't be condescending.

- I'm not.

- Okay. - Where are you going?

- Out. - Gary, don't--

- Look, you need to let me be calm, okay?

I'm going to the gym. - The gym?

- Yeah, okay, listen, don't say it like that, all right?

- ♪

- Fine, go to the gym!

This is bullshit.

- [knock at door]

- Who is it?

- JACOBI: It's Jacobi.

- What do you want?

- JACOBI: Sabrina, I need to talk to you.

Please, just open the door.

Sabrina, please?

Look, I will call the police myself,

have them standing next to me just so I can apologize.

Please?

- ♪

- JACOBI: Sabrina?

I have something for you.

- ♪

- JACOBI: Hey.

- Stay there.

- Look.

- ♪

- Stay right there.

- Here.

- What is it?

- Its a letter, you know,

saying that you did absolutely nothing wrong.

You know, it even has my fingerprint on it.

- Put it by the TV.

- ♪

- Closer to me.

Don't move.

- ♪

- I'm sorry

- [sighs] Okay. - Can we--

- SABRINA: But you can not just keep coming to my house

in the middle of the night.

- Sabrina, it's only .

- It's late for me, okay?

- Okay, look, Sabrina, I'm sorry, all right,

I--I acted an a*s. - Yeah.

- For real, I was just embarrassed, you know,

that you liked that other dude when I was feeling you.

- How are you feeling me, we just met?

- Sabrina, come on, I mean,

you didn't enjoy what we did in the kitchen?

- Do you wanna leave, or you want me to call

the police for you? - JACOBI: No!

Okay, fine, um,

again, for the hundredth time,

I am really, really sorry.

I just really needed the job, Sabrina,

and, you know, I knew I blew it.

And it's not your fault-- - I know that.

- JACOBI: I say it right there. - I know.

- JACOBI: It's mine. - I know it's your fault.

- Well, I hope that, you know, that at least makes up for it.

- I don't know about that. - Come on, Sabrina,

can I at least get a break for trying to fix it?

- A break? Really, Jacobi?

Do you know how much you hurt me with all of this?

You really tried-- - JACOBI: Yo, I'm sor--

- To turn me into some kind of wicked, evil, person?

- I know, but I'm sorry. Look, I know you're not.

- I know I'm not! - It's me.

- It is you! - I know!

- So, thank you, you can leave.

- I'm sorry,

and can you please tell Maurice

that I said that I'm sorry, too?

- I'll think about it.

- ♪

- Can you please leave?

Don't come back.

- I got you.

- ♪

- Goodnight.

- Goodnight.

- ♪

- You gotta be kidding me.

- ♪

- That's it.

- Hey. - Hey.

- What's up, man? - What's up?

- This is Que.

- Oh, so this is Que,

the Que that stole my checks and cards, and all that sh*t?

- Yeah, sorry about that, bro.

- Yeah, you know your a*s should be in jail right now, right?

- Yeah, I know.

- And luckily for you that Maurice didn't call the police.

- Yeah, he told me,

I'ma do better, though, I promise.

- Yeah, all right.

- [scoffs] Come on, Que.

- Let's go. - Where y'all going?

- To my room if you don't mind.

- Wait...

- What?

- Look, I'ma let both of y'all know

that my door will be locked.

- Okay, girl.

- And I don't want y'all coming in there either.

- Why would he be coming in there

when I'm trying get him --?

- I just know that you tryna get him straight and everything, so

- Never tryna get him straight, just tryna get him.

- Yeah, well, make sure he doesn't touch any of my sh*t.

- He--he--he standing right there.

- I don't give a damn, I just want him to hear me.

- QUE: I--I heard you, bro. - Yeah, all right.

- Uh, Calvin? - Mm-hm?

- You may wanna put your headphones on tonight.

- Why is that?

- MAURICE: You know how loud I get.

[moaning loudly]

- Oh, nah, I can't...

- ♪

- That's how you get rid of him.

Come on, -- .

- ♪

- This is my place.

- Nice. - Thank you.

- So, uh, how do you wanna do this?

- What do you mean?

- I'm only a top, I don't do any kissing or -- ,

but you can do me.

- Wow, that's very cut and dry.

- Yeah, I'm cut and dry.

You have any lube?

- This is not how I imagined this going.

- What do you mean?

- Well... I want a little romance, maybe.

- You don't want that, do you?

- What do you mean?

- I mean, most dudes over there just want sex.

- I'm not most dudes. - [laughs] Come off the bullshit.

- I'm not! - You act like that.

- I may flirt, and...I like to shock people, but...

- QUE: Mm-hm. - I'm not like that.

- Well, maybe this will change your mind.

- It's not gonna change my mind.

I just told you, I am not over sexed.

- I hear you, but okay.

- I'm not, you not gon' change my...

Well [chuckles], uh-oh,

looks like I may have dropped something, excuse me.

- ♪

- Good morning.

- Hey.

- You get in late?

- Mm-hm.

- You slept on the sofa?

- Yeah, you know, I didn't wanna wake you.

- So, that's why you're tiptoeing around?

- Yeah.

- What time is it?

- It's early, go back to bed.

- And you're leaving this early? - Mm-hm.

- What time do you have to be at work?

- I'm working an early shift.

- Okay, you didn't tell me that.

- I am. - You up earlier than me.

- Yep.

- And I get up with the roosters.

- Not this chicken.

- PRESTON: Yeah.

Guess I gotta go wrestle the cows.

- That you do.

- You know we got a new contract.

- Really?

- Yeah, we're getting a bull from Wyoming, he's beautiful.

- Mm-hm.

- That's good. - Did you wanna see a picture?

- No, 'cuz, you know, I'm running late.

- Right, right. - DANNI: We'd get caught up

talking about that beautiful bull.

- PRESTON: So, what time you gonna be home this evening?

- Um, I might work a double.

- Really? - Mm-hm.

- PRESTON: I mean, you--- you never did that before.

- Well, you know, I need some extra cash.

- Oh yeah?

- Yeah, student loans are a b*tch.

- You know, I can help you with that.

- No, no, no, no, no, no, I got it.

- Are you sure?

- Yeah, I like to be independent.

- Since when?

- Oh, right, you paid three months,

and now, I'm a kept woman.

- PRESTON: Well, you know, I can go to the Cowboys

and Girls credit union,

and get whatever you need.

- There's a-- - PRESTON: You just--

- There's a Cowboys and Girls credit union?

The Yee-haw union?

- No, the Yee-haw's for platinum members,

but, look, do you want me to get that for you, or not?

- DANNI: No, I'm good, thank you.

- You sure? - Mm-hm.

- All right. Well, how much time you got?

- I gotta be there now.

- Come here.

- Preston.

- Look, I'll even let you handcuff me.

- Oh, nah, I gotta go, I'm good, all right?

- Okay, all right,

so, I guess I'll see you when you get back.

- Mm-hm. See you later.

- What the hell is going on with her?

How could she not know

there's a Cowboys and Girls credit union,

I mean, she knew about the Yee-haw?

- ♪

- I can't pay my bills with this.

[whispers] I'll call you back.

- Hey. - Hey, girl.

- KAREN: How's the books?

- It's okay. - What you mean by, okay?

- You only got a few.

- What? What is going on?

What the hell! - What do you mean?

- I mean, we usually have crazy clients on a Friday,

what is this? - PAM: Well...

- What?

- Girl, I didn't wanna tell you this sh*t...

- What? - Isaiah.

- What about him?

- Girl, he left, and started his own salon.

- I'm sorry, Isaiah quit, when?

And took my clients with him?

- And girl, this really gon' hurt your heart.

- What? - He's cheaper.

- You gotta be kidding me.

- Nah, girl, I mean, like, % discount,

half off, kinda cheaper. - That little b*tch.

I don' taught him everything he knows.

- I know you did. - You wait 'til I see him.

- And that's on period! - Mm-hm.

- Look, Pam, I need you to go ahead,

and find out every client that has gone to him, okay?

- Now, how am I suppose to find that out?

- b*tch, you nosey as hell,

how you find out everything else?

- Oh! - Yeah.

- Point, say less, sis.

- Okay, I'ma call 'em, so go 'head.

- Hold on, sis,

now, you can't get mad at them

'cuz they getting their hair done cheaper.

- [sighs] They getting what they pay for, Pam.

- Girl, this is still United America.

- Pam, it's United States... United States.

Make the calls, come on-- - It's all the same.

- Do what you gotta do, okay? [scoffs]

- It's all the same, and don't get mad at me, girl,

I'm just trying to let you know what's going on.

- Okay, well, let me know while you work,

before I fire your a*s. - Fine.

Damn, she grouchy.

She is in a mood.

Boy, you sure you wanna be in here right now?

- Right, well, how are you doing?

- Pam's good,

but the question is, how are you?

- I'm all right, I'm hanging in there.

- 'Cuz the last time you was here,

your heart was in so many pieces.

[whispers]

That was some embarrassing sh*t they did to you.

She was all up in that room -- and stuff.

Oh! You a preacher, I'm so sorry.

- No, it's all right.

- I keep trying to watch my vocabulary.

- AARON: Yeah. - KAREN: Pam!

- PAM: My bad.

- Yeah, could you go stock the shelves, do something?

- Now, you know I did that this morning.

- Do--do it again.

- Okay, okay.

- Hi. - Hey.

- Good help is hard to find.

- I've heard that before.

- Yeah.

- How are you doing?

- Well, I was concerned.

- Why?

- Because I hadn't heard from you.

- Yeah, I apologize about that.

I just, uh, you know, something important that I had to handle,

and I just took some time

to self reflect a little bit, you know?

- You okay?

- Yeah, yeah.

- You sure?

- Yeah, I mean, look, we do what we did, right?

- Okay, so you regret it.

- No, no, no, no, I'm not saying I regret it,

I'm not saying I regret it.

Just...okay, I'll put it like this,

the hard part is not doing it.

All right, the hard part is not wanting to do it again,

and again and again,

you can see where I'm going with this?

- Yeah, I see where you're going.

- Yeah, so you thought about it?

- I have thought about it.

- Yeah, I thought I was solving the problem,

I'm starting to think I made it worst.

- I get that. - Yeah.

I been thinking about you a lot.

To be honest, I'm thinking about you right now,

if I may say so. - Oh.

- So, matter of fact-- - Oh!

Oh, okay, don't let Pam see that now,

she crazy.

- Nah, she's--she's don' seen it before, so...

- ♪ I thought you wanted the truth ♪

♪ You did me so cruel - So...

- ♪ Thinking 'bout the memories ♪

- I wanna see you tonight.

- Aaron, you just finished saying that you--

- Dinner, and a movie?

- At my place?

- I'll provide the nourishment.

- And what's gon' happen after?

- Let's just enjoy the moment, right?

And then, not get ahead of it.

- Well, I can do that.

- All right, thank you.

- KAREN: Yeah. - Yeah.

- But, uh, can you?

- Of course.

- So now, you always thinking about what's next, so...

- Am I? - Yeah.

- Okay, so tonight, just dinner and a movie.

- No next?

- No next.

- Why I don't know if I believe that.

- Come on, just-- just bear with me,

work--work with me here.

- All right, but, uh, I get to pick the movie.

- Okay. - KAREN: Mm-hm.

- So, then I'll be over at...?

- I should be home by :.

- Seven-thirty it is.

- Seven-thirty it is.

- Okay, I'll see you then.

- Okay. - All right.

- [whispers] I see you then.

- [whispers] Don't let Pam see.

- [whispers] She's fine.

- PAM: I already seen it.

- Pam! - PAM: What?

Bye, Aaron.

- AARON: All right, Pam. - Oh my god.

- PAM: Let me know if you got some brothers or cousins

- Eh, eh, eh, eh, excuse me?

Work!

- PAM: That's what I do best.

- ♪

- b*tch!

- I don't wanna hear it.

- I bet you heard it last night.

- Yes, I did. - I think I'm in love.

- Maurice. - What?

- Can you please spare me?

- Calvin, please, you got two whole g*y dads,

you used to this.

- Okay, first of all, my dads were private,

and, second, they didn't wanna traumatize me

having to listen to that sh*t all night.

- You was listening at the door.

- I gotta get to work.

- MAURICE: Mm-hm.

You cooked?

- Yes, I did.

- MAURICE: Well, is there enough for three?

- No, I cooked for myself, and you can have the leftovers.

- Fine, --, I need to make him breakfast in bed anyway.

- CALVIN: Can you please spare me?

- We tried.

We knocked on your door last night.

- I may need to move out, this isn't gon' work.

- Why don't you calm down, I'm just joking.

- Yeah, but why do you do that?

- I always joke, Calvin.

- Why do you feel that you have to joke about everything?

Yo, man, that's just sad. You having that boy come in here

just so you could sleep with him.

- Dude, why are you getting so deep?

- No, I just want you to find a good guy

that loves you for you.

- Okay, what's happening right now?

- CALVIN: You always joke, but I'm on to you.

Your a*s is really lonely.

- I'm not lonely, b*tch.

- Yeah, all right.

- Don't try to put that on me,

you--you doing the same thing I'm doing.

- What are you talking about? - MAURICE: Yeah,

don't matter to me just 'cuz you straight,

don't try to ever come for me.

- I'm not coming for you, I was just stating a fact.

- Mm-mm, you projected.

That sh*t you going through with Sabrina

is what you're trying to put on me.

- I'm not even talking about Sabrina.

- I don't give a -- what you're talking about!

Just get out of here, so I can make my man some food,

cook for my piece.

- Yeah, 'cuz you ain't got no peace.

- Oh, don't come for me,

I oughta two piece your a*s like Jacobi did.

- ♪

- Mother--

- RECORDING: Please leave a message after the beep.

- [beep] - Gary, it's me.

Call me back.

- [phone vibrates]

- Hello?

- I'm just, uh, calling to check on you.

- I'm fine.

- What happened when you got home?

- Nothing, he didn't wanna talk, so he went to the gym.

- The gym? - Yes.

- Okay, and, uh, what he say

when he got back from the gym at midnight?

- Nothing, I was asleep.

- Hm, well, did he say anything about it in the morning?

- Okay, Karen, the truth is,

I don't know if he came home or not.

- What?

- Yeah, I don't think he did.

- Okay, what the hell kinda sh*t is that?

- I'm only telling you this

because you think I'm holding out.

- Yeah, 'cuz you are. - I'll talk to you later.

- Is he there?

- Yeah, call me later, Karen, bye.

- Hi. - Hey.

- Did you come home last night?

- No, I just left the gym.

- So, you've been there six hours?

- Yeah.

- That's one hell of a workout.

- Just mostly thinking.

- That's a long time.

- Yeah, um, well,

I'll get a shower, and get to work.

- We're not gonna talk about this?

- I was talking to my therapist,

and she wants to come by and talk with us.

- You talked to her this early?

- I talk to her all the time.

- Oh, okay.

- So, can she come by after work?

- Sure.

- Okay.

- ♪

- This is bullshit.

- ♪ - [cell phone rings]

- ♪

- Hello?

- NATALIE: Mr. Taylor? - Yeah.

- NATALIE: I'm sorry to call you so early,

my name is Natalie Morgan.

- Yeah?

- NATALIE: I'm Natalie with Brookhaven Bank and Trust.

- Oh yeah?

- NATALIE: I was calling about a stock that you opened.

- Yeah, what about it?

- NATALIE: With the Bellanice company.

- Listen, I already know I lost all my money, so, what's next?

- NATALIE: Uh, no, sir, you didn't.

- What?

- NATALIE: On the contrary,

your $, investment is up to ,

I was calling to advise you to sell it.

- It was so--okay, why it--it's down,

I only got $, that's a huge -- lost?

- NATALIE: No, sir, it's up to $,,

I was gonna advise you that I think you should sell.

- What?

- NARRATOR: Next, on, "Sistas".

- Wait, wait, cash in my account?

- How did you know that this stock would do this?

- I didn't.

- So, what we doing today?

- I have a job to go to, yeah,

that's what people do who don't steal.

- Okay, well, I can just chill here.

- Uh-uh. - I found a good guy,

but, it still feels like something's missing.

- You know you do this all the time, right?

- We could have done all of this over teleconference.

- Yes, I agree.

- But, I had to meet you in person.

- Am I missing something?

- You might be seeing me around here quite a bit.