Gary: that's gracie. You're some damn private eye
If you don't know who her damn sister is.
Announcer: previously on "sistas"...
Gary: how much money you paying her to drum up this bullshit,
How much of my money?
You want it? You can have it.
I'll give all this sh*t up as long as I can have you.
Maurice: I have a friend who's bisexual.
Invite him over to dinner.
Invite calvin, see if he's interested.
- In what? - A threesome.
Zac: I'm at work.
You walked up to me and said that you was pregnant.
- Danni, what's up? - What's going on?
Karen: I am not seeing your husband.
What is wrong with you? Are you on something?
- Aah! Oh, my god! - Oh, my god!
Pam: karen. Karen.
No, no, no.
[Crying]
Oh, my god.
Somebody call--
- Oh, my god. - Call !
Pam: karen, look at me. Look at me.
Karen: why'd she do that?
Pam: all right. I don't know. I need to know if you're hurt.
Karen: oh, my god! Oh, my god.
Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
- Oh, my god. - Ok. Calm down.
Pam: karen, you got to calm down. It's ok.
Karen: why would she do that?
Is she dead?
Pam: I think so. I think so.
Karen: she can't come here and do that.
Please, god--
[Retches]
Pam: karen, calm down. Look at me.
- No, no, no. - You're ok.
Karen: get this off of me, please, forever.
Pam: you're ok. You got to calm down, karen.
You got to calm down. It's ok. Just breathe, ok?
Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Ok. We'll get it off, ok?
Karen: [crying]
Oh...
Pam: listen to me. You're all good.
You're gonna be ok.
Woman: ♪ don't my girls hold me down ♪
♪ Let them boys mess around ♪
♪ My love life is a headache ♪
♪ We're going out tonight ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm into the love ♪
Sabrina: so if you have any problems with your account,
You can just call me, ok?
My name's sabrina. Thanks for banking with us here.
Maurice: hey, you're-- you're back.
Sabrina: hey.
What's that stupid look on your face?
Maurice: I want you to meet someone.
Sabrina: maurice, we're at work.
I don't have time right now.
Maurice: come on. Come on.
Sabrina, this is javier. Javier, sabrina.
- Hi. - Hi.
Maurice: I was just telling javier that we'll be
At your house tonight for dinner at :.
- Excuse me? - Yes.
Maurice: now, I'll text you the address
So that you can know where to go.
Sabrina: maurice, I really don't--
Maurice: honey, he makes a brazilian butt roast
That'll knock you off your socks.
- Javier, I'm sure you're-- - you're gonna love it.
Javier: I have to go. Uh, talk to you soon?
Maurice: ok.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
Maurice: bye, girl. Heh.
Sabrina: what the hell are you doing?
Maurice: I told you, this is what
We need to do to find out.
Sabrina: I don't want to do this, maurice.
Maurice: invite calvin.
Sabrina: maurice, I'm not doing a threesome.
Maurice: you don't have to do the threesome.
All we need to do is find out if he's into it.
Sabrina: I don't want to do this.
Maurice: good. Then let me handle it.
Sabrina: what are you gonna do?
Maurice: well, I'll get some wine,
Get everybody a little tipsy.
Then I'll leave and leave you guys to clean up.
Sabrina: maurice, I don't--
Maurice: then you'll get tired, go to bed,
Leave the men up to see what happens.
Sabrina: uh-uh.
I'm not doing this. This is so low.
Maurice: do you want to find out, or not?
Sabrina: does javier know?
Maurice: yes. He does.
Sabrina: I don't like this.
Maurice: you're gonna love his cooking.
Sabrina: this doesn't feel right.
Maurice: but you will know how calvin feels after this.
Sabrina: you think?
Maurice: yes. Remember...
[Imitates vibrator]
Sabrina: ok, ok, ok, ok. You have a customer.
Maurice: I'm on break.
Sabrina: maurice, we just opened the bank.
Maurice: sorry.
On second thought, I will help the customers.
Sabrina: what's gotten into you?
Maurice: [imitating vibrator]
Ha ha!
Calvin: hi.
Sabrina: hi.
Calvin: hi.
Sabrina: did you come to make a deposit?
Calvin: is that some kind of sexual joke?
Sabrina: that's gross. We're in public.
Calvin: no. I'm just playing.
Actually, I wanted to come by and see
If I can invite you to dinner tonight.
Sabrina: I mean, you could've just texted.
Calvin: yeah. I know,
But I wanted to read your body language,
See if you were blowing me off.
Sabrina: why would I do that?
Calvin: well, you have been acting strange.
Sabrina: um, oh. Ok.
Calvin: sabrina, did I do something wrong?
Sabrina: no. I don't think you've been--
Calvin: I mean, we had an amazing night of sex,
- And then-- - yeah. Shh.
Sabrina: I just think that
Maybe it was a little more fun for you.
Calvin: wait. What?
Sabrina: I just feel
Like you enjoyed yourself a little more than I did.
Calvin: I don't get it.
I thought you had an amazing time, too.
Sabrina: I did.
Calvin: ok. Now I'm confused.
Sabrina: yeah. We should drop it.
Calvin: no, no. Come on. Tell me.
Sabrina: um, why don't we talk about it later?
Calvin: over dinner?
Maurice: yes. Having dinner tonight at sabrina's house...
Sabrina: maurice.
Maurice: yes, and my friend's gonna come over.
He's a wonderful cook from brazil, so join us.
Calvin: ok. Well, I don't think I was invited.
Maurice: oh, yeah, you were. Sabrina invited you.
She wants you there, I promise.
- Mm-hmm. - Really?
- Mm-hmm. - Sabrina?
- Mm-hmm. - That's so cute.
Sabrina: yeah, cute, cute, and cute.
Calvin: I guess I'll see you guys at :...
Sabrina: ok. Great.
Calvin: and, um, we'll talk about it?
Sabrina: mm-hmm.
Calvin: you're gonna tell me what's on your mind?
Sabrina: mm-hmm. Yes.
Calvin: ok. See you later.
Sabrina: ok. Later.
Calvin: bye, maurice.
Maurice: bye-bye, girl.
Sabrina: what are you--
Maurice, stop.
Maurice: you're gonna thank me
Because you'll find out if he's g*y or not.
Sabrina: I'm going to k*ll you.
Maurice: you're going to thank me
When you find out what he wants.
Sabrina: then I'm going to k*ll you.
Zac: [exhales]
- What? - What the hell?
Danni: you know, it's your p*nis.
Zac: what?
Danni: yeah. It's your p*nis that lead you to that wh*re.
Zac: will you just stop it?
Danni: no. I'm serious.
Like, your p*nis wanted you to find her,
And, by the way, what's wrong with a condom, hmm?
Zac: I know. Danni, I know.
Danni: if you know, then you would've did the right thing.
Zac: I know the right thing to do.
I was just mad like I'm mad right now.
Danni: mm, now you about to be a mad baby daddy.
Zac: damn! God...
Danni: you better tell her.
Zac: I know. I know. I know.
Danni: when?
Zac: can I get some time?
Like, I'm still-- I just found out.
Danni: ok. I can't have her being mad at me again.
Zac: oh, so now you're worried about her being mad?
See, you like when she's mad at you.
Danni: no, I don't. You do.
Zac: you know what? I'm gonna tell her.
Can i--can I just tell her, though, in my own time?
- Damn. - Ok.
Zac: I'm serious, danni.
Danni: you know, you better tell her quick
Because this town talks like--
Zac: like--like you? Yes. I know. I know.
The town talks like you, but can I tell her,
Like, this one time?
Danni: you know, I would love to be a fly on the wall
At dinner with you two tonight?
Zac: oh, no, no, no.
I'm not--i'm not telling her tonight. I'm not.
Danni: you a damn fool. You know that?
Zac: I can't tell--
We just had the most amazing dinner.
Danni: yeah, so please don't tell me about your night.
Zac: danni, it was-- danni, it was just so good.
Danni: I've seen you naked...
Zac: danni--
Danni: and I know what you're working with.
Zac: I can't talk to you. I can't talk to you.
Danni: well, you better talk to her...
Zac: I plan on it.
Danni: tonight.
Zac: bye, danni.
Danni: ♪ if you don't, I will ♪
[Cell phone ringing]
Zac: ooh!
- Answer it. - Ohh...
Danni: what? I mean--
Zac: damn.
Danni: what?
- It's her. - Answer it.
- I can't. - ♪ Answer the phone ♪
Zac: what's up?
Pam: hey.
Zac: who is this?
Pam: this is pam.
Zac: pam, why you got karen's phone?
- Um... - Where's karen?
Pam: there was an accident.
Zac: what? What-- what kind of accident?
Danni: well, what is it?
Pam: this woman, she came in.
Zac: wait. Is she all right?
Pam: yes. Karen's all right.
Danni: what?
Zac: hold on. Damn, so what happened?
Pam: a woman shot herself.
- Who shot themself? - What?
Zac: hey, relax.
Danni: tell me. What is it?
Zac: who shot themself?
Pam: this woman, she came in the salon.
She told karen to leave her husband alone.
Zac: pam--
Danni: put the damn thing on speaker, zac.
Pam: she said she was upset, and then she shot herself.
Danni: ok, so where is she?
Pam: she's dead.
Danni: pam, I'm talking about karen.
Pam: they rushed karen to the hospital.
Danni: why if she's fine pam?
Pam: she was so hysterical.
Danni: damn.
Zac: all right. All right. All right, pam.
- I'm on my way. - No. We're on our way.
Danni: you got a bike.
What, am I gonna ride on the handlebar?
Come on.
[Telephone line rings]
Karen: hey, you've reached karen mott.
Leave a message after the beep.
Andi: hey, karen, it's me. Call me back.
[Telephone line rings]
Sabrina: hey.
Andi: hey.
Sabrina: what's going on?
Andi: have you talked to karen?
Sabrina: no, not yet. What's up?
Andi: gary.
Sabrina: what about him?
Andi: I saw his wife again,
And, um, she came to my firm and--
Sabrina: right. I know all of that.
Sabrina: well, what you don't know is that,
Um, she came over here with gary.
I mean, I was gonna confront him, anyway, but she--
Sabrina: oh, andi, no, no. Are you--
I can be there in minutes, ok?
Andi: ok.
Sabrina: ok. I'm on my way.
Andi: thank you.
Sabrina: bye.
I'll be right back.
[Knocks on door]
Andi: go away.
Gary: I left my key card.
Andi: [sniffles]
She left it all.
You may as well take it with you.
Gary: why?
She's just gonna get it, anyway.
Andi: gary, this is a lot.
Gary: I get it.
Andi: I don't want to do this anymore.
Gary: no.
You don't have to say anything.
This is my fault.
Yo, I ... Up.
I met you,
I fell in love...
And I was married.
Andi: I'm tired of this.
Gary: I should have left her first,
And then none of this would be happening.
Baby, you're a good woman.
You're a good woman.
You did your best.
You don't deserve to be in the middle of my bullshit.
I'm sorry. I--
I won't bother you again, all right?
Andi: gary?
Gary: I never lied to you.
I never did.
Andi: I know.
Gary: I wish I could take this all back,
You know. [Sniffles]
Andi: I know.
Gary: but I can't, so...
Look. I know you can't say anything and sh*t--
I don't even know what the ... I'm saying, but--i mean it--
I will give her anything she wants
As long as I can have you.
Andi: she's gonna sue my firm and have me disbarred.
Gary: what--what can I do to stop her?
What can I do to help?
Well, i--i can go back to her like you wanted me to.
I will do that...
Andi: thank you.
Gary: but I won't be able to see you anymore.
Andi: I know.
Gary: huh.
You're so ... Cold.
Andi: gary, I'm just trying to process all of this.
Gary: did you not love me at all?
Andi: of course I do.
Gary: ok. Then tell me to stay.
Tell me that it's gonna be ok.
Tell me to give up everything.
Tell me that you will give up everything for me.
Andi: you know I worked my a*s off to get to that firm.
Gary: and I have, too, but you mean more to me
Than any of that,
But I don't mean more to you than yours.
Andi: gary, think about what you're saying.
Gary: I have.
Andi: you're asking me to give up my life
And career for you and--
Gary: yes, andi.
Yes. That's exactly what I'm saying.
Andi: gary, that's insane. Why would i--
Why would I do that? That's not--
Gary: 'cause I can take care of us.
Andi: I don't want to be taken care of.
Gary: well, you're the only woman I've ever met
That didn't want that.
Andi: well, I'm sorry.
Gary: ok.
I'll go stay in that hell hole so you can be happy.
Andi: don't turn this around on me.
Gary: look. That's not what I'm doing.
I'm just telling you the truth.
Andi: ok.
Gary: still so cold.
Andi: I'm not being cold. Gary--
Gary, we could still--
[Door closes]
Zac: can you drive any slower?
Danni: I can't.
Zac: uh, clearly you can because you're driving slow.
Danni: I'm riding dirty, man.
Zac: what?
Danni: yeah, ok?
Zac: yo, you got to let me out this car, danni.
Danni: all right.
- I'm serious. - Be my guest.
- Pull over. - N--
- I'm on probation, yo. - I know that.
Danni: that's why I'm driving the speed limit, ok?
Chill, big d.
Zac: what?
Danni: that's my new nickname for you.
Zac: it's not funny, danni.
Danni: I know that, ok?
Zac: like, this is serious.
Like, for once in your life, can you be serious?
Danni: I know that.
Zac: I can't believe she was with another man.
Danni: what are you talking about?
Zac: the woman that k*lled herself
Asked karen to leave her husband alone.
Danni: well--
Zac: well, what? What?
Danni: wait. I know you don't have an attitude.
Zac: go on. Take her side. Whatever, danni.
Danni: wait a minute.
You out here with a baby mama, and you mad?
[Babbles]
Zac: yeah. Wonder who this dude is.
- Oh, I don't know. - You know.
- No, I don't. - Yeah, you do.
Zac: you just been lying all the time.
Danni: zac, I'm not lying.
Zac: ok. Yeah. I know you're lying.
Danni: [sighs]
Zac: damn.
Y'all talk about everything.
Danni: well, not lately.
Zac: whatever, danni.
I'm telling you, you know, she was with another dude.
Danni: boy, if you don't--
Zac: I wonder, do I know who he is?
I know who he is. That's the dude that was at her house.
Danni: who?
Zac: the dude she was trying to clown me in front of.
That's him. I know that's him.
- Zac... - What?
- Are you really mad? - Yes.
Danni: ok. This should be fun.
Zac: how--how is this fun? What are you talking about?
Danni: oh, this should be a riot, you know?
You tell her about her man
After you tell them about you and your new bundle of joy.
Zac: whatever, danni.
Danni: mm-hmm. No. This is gonna be fun.
Zac: no. How can you find fun in this?
A person lost their life.
Like, could you just show some respect?
Danni: you don't care nothing about her,
And I don't know her, either.
Zac: you know, you're going to hell, like, straight to hell.
Danni: see you there.
- I'm not going. - Oh, ok.
Zac: I'm not. I have feelings.
Danni: because you and saint peter like this, right?
Zac: can you speed up, danni, please?
Danni: I'm riding dirty.
Zac: I can't believe this is my life, bro.
Danni: I'll speed up,
You go right to jail, ain't got to see you no more.
I'll bring you commissary money, though.
Zac: ok. Just--just do the speed limit.
Danni: mm-hmm.
Sabrina: so do i.
Andi: you don't understand.
I could lose everything.
Sabrina: slow down, ok?
Let's see what's going on first.
Andi: yeah. I don't know.
Sabrina: how do you feel?
Andi: what do you mean?
Sabrina: about him.
Andi: I'm a mess, obviously.
Sabrina: I know. I know. Just tell me.
Andi: he's telling the truth...
But I keep thinking that he's running game.
Sabrina: hmm. Andi, I don't know.
Andi: yeah.
I just can't stop thinking about his wife
Saying that he was controlling and a*usive.
Maybe that is his game.
Sabrina: andi--
Andi: what? I'm serious.
Sabrina: I mean, he would have to be doing
A lot to be putting all this together.
Andi: well, that's not what I mean.
I just mean that, like,
I believe him--
He confronted me in front of his wife--
Sabrina: I'm sorry.
Andi: but he wants me to leave my job.
Exactly.
Sabrina: yeah. I'm sorry.
Andi: I need to talk to karen.
Sabrina: what am i?
Andi: oh, no. I--
I didn't mean it like that.
I just mean that she, like--
She gives all the sage advice.
You give good advice, too.
Sabrina: you need to be talking to ms. Lisa, then.
Andi: that would be even better.
- Mm-hmm. - Heh.
[Cell phone ringing]
Sabrina: oh, that's danni.
- Oh, no. - What?
Andi: you know she's gonna go off on me
If I tell her about this.
Sabrina: why?
Andi: because gary wants to take care of me
And she's gonna say I'm a damn fool for not letting him.
- You're right. - Exactly.
- She might cuss you out. - Don't tell her.
Sabrina: hey, girl.
What did you do now?
Is she all right?
Ok, ok. I'm with andi now. We're gonna make our way.
All right. Which hospital?
Ok. All right. We're going now.
- I'll see you in a minute. - What happened?
Sabrina: um, I don't know.
She said some lady k*lled herself at karen's salon.
- What? - Yeah.
Sabrina: i--i'm not sure,
But I think we should go over there now.
Andi: ok. Is--is everything ok?
Sabrina: I don't know, girl. Let's go. We got to--
Andi: ok. All right.
Sabrina: get your purse.
Danni: hi. Uh, we're here to see karen mott.
Beatrice: and you are?
Zac: my name--
Danni: I'm her twin, and this is her husband.
Zac: yeah.
Beatrice: oh. Ok. Right this way.
Danni: mm-hmm.
Lovely, great personality.
- Hey. - Hey.
Karen: hey.
Zac: ohh...
Karen: hey.
Zac: are you ok? You all right?
Karen: yeah.
Danni: girl, what happened?
Karen: I don't know. I don't--
Danni: who was she? Do you know?
Karen: just some woman. I don't even know her.
Danni: ok, so you're ok, like, no, like, grazed b*llet?
I don't know. I'm just--i'm--
Karen: danni, she shot herself in front of me.
Danni: no. Right in front of you?
Karen: yeah.
Danni: sh*t.
Karen: I can't believe it.
Zac: pam said you were-- you were seeing her husband?
Karen: no. No.
Zac: well, why would she say that, though?
Karen: that's what she said?
Zac: yeah, but why would she say that if you weren't?
Danni: [clears throat]
Zac: are you--are you ok?
Is there something in your throat?
This is the hospital. They have stuff for that.
Danni: no. Um, there's gonna be
Something wrong with your a*s in a minute.
Zac: shut it.
Why would--why would she say that?
Why would she say that, baby? Like, why?
Karen: I only spent some time with the man, zac, ok,
Just time.
Zac: who is he, though?
Danni: [clears throat]
Zac: are you ok?
Karen: why are you asking me about him?
Danni: I told you.
Zac: I'm just trying to make sense of all this, like, this--
Karen: by questioning me right now?
- Move back. - Right now is the best time?
Zac: no. No.
Karen: good, because now is not the time, ok?
Danni: say you're sorry. Say, "you're right."
Zac: you're right. You're right.
Karen: I've never been through anything like this.
Danni: now say you're sorry. Just say you're sorry.
Zac: you're sorry. I mean, I'm sorry.
I mean, I'm sorry. I'm just--it got me, too.
Danni: hey, girl, are they keeping you here?
You good?
- No. No. - Ok.
Karen: I'm--i'm discharged. I'm just waiting on the doctor.
Danni: ok. Well, I'll go find him, yeah?
Zac: yeah. You go find him.
- Just real quick... - Mm-hmm?
Danni: shut the hell up.
Zac: go get the doctor.
Thank you, danni, for getting a doctor.
We really appreciate you in this time of need,
So glad that you're here.
Are you ok?
Karen: I can't believe this.
Zac: I mean--i mean, when you're messing around
With somebody, sometimes you don't know
How it's gonna affect you.
Karen: I wasn't messing with him, zac.
Zac: no. I--i wasn't saying you.
I was just saying, sometimes, like--like, when you've been--
Like, accidents happen, and things happen,
Other people get affected-- kids, babies, you know?
Karen: no. What are-- what are you talking about?
Zac: I'm--are you ok?
That's really what I was focusing on.
Karen: I'm fine. I just want to go home.
Zac: i--i'm just-- all right.
We're gonna--i'm gonna make sure the nurse--
Are you pregnant?
- What? - No.
Zac: I'm not asking you.
I'm just hypothetically because all this,
If you was pregnant by accident,
I'm just saying that I would be forgiving...
Karen: zac, zac--
Zac: because if it was me and I was pregnant, I know...
Karen: zac, take me home...
Zac: I'm gonna--nurse?
Karen: please.
Zac: um, danni was supposed to get the nurse.
Zac: what's wrong with you?
Zac: she--danni--come on. You--
- Hi, uh-- - hi.
Danni: so the doctor for karen mott, um--
Beatrice: yes. I paged him.
Danni: page him again, beatrice.
Beatrice: I'm pretty sure he'll be there soon.
Danni: beatch-trice? Is it beatrice?
- Danni, danni. - Danni, danni. Hey, danni.
- Where is she? - Look at me.
Andi: where is she? What is going on?
- Where's karen? Focus. Focus. - What happened?
Sabrina: danni, what happened? Where is she?
Andi: tell us something, anything. Hello?
Danni: y'all must be touched by an angel
Because you just saved her life.
Sabrina: ok. All right. What happened?
Danni: beatrice, they saved you.
- Danni, tell us something. - Ok. Come--come on.
A woman shot herself in front of karen.
Karen's fine, all right...
Sabrina: oh, thank god.
Danni: but she's here for observation.
That's all I know.
Andi: ok. Well, where is she?
Where is she?
Danni: ok. Come on, but you two don't be upsetting her
Because your energy right now is--
Andi: ok. You know what?
- Just so we're clear... - What?
Andi: you're the one that upsets her.
Danni: wow, andi, even now, right now?
Andi: yeah. You know that. Just show us where she is.
Danni: I'm trying to, but you're yelling.
Andi: danni, if you don't just tell us--
- Oh, karen. - Oh, my gosh, karen.
- Thank god. - Thank you, zac.
Andi: I'm so worried about you. Are you ok?
Danni: sorry.
Zac: really, guys?
Danni: we're close, ok? Is she discharged?
- Yes. - All right. See you later.
Zac: where are they gonna take her?
Danni: the sister circle.
Zac: what is the sister circle? That sounds like a cult.
Danni: it's us, stupid...
- Ok. - All right?
- She'll be home later. - All right.
Zac: wait. Well, what am I supposed to do?
Danni: I don't know, zac. You got a brain.
Decide. Use it...
For once.
Zac: oh...
Karen: [whimpers]
- Does that hurt? - Yes.
- Ooh, you scared me, girl. - Yeah.
- We were terrified. - Mm, you just scared me.
Danni: are we leaving? Because-- -
- Let's go. - Yeah. Ok. Come on.
Zac: hey.
Hello. Yeah.
Andi: all right. We're gonna talk all about it, ok?
- Not talking about it. - Ok.
Andi: then we won't talk about it, ok?
Karen: thank you.
- I'm just happy you're ok. - Yeah.
Karen: I'm so-- I just want to go home.
Andi: we'll get through this together.
Karen: yes.
Andi: what is it?
Well, what is it, baby?
Karen: that's her husband.
Danni: that's the man you were sleeping with?
- Danni-- - I didn't sleep with him.
Danni: karen, um, zac is right behind us.
Andi: yeah. Leave her.
- Oh, it's so sad. - Oh, my god. Oh, no.
- So? - So?
- What? - We don't care.
Danni: someone's gonna catch a case.
Zac: um, what the hell?
Andi: oh, that was his wife who died, so--
Zac: I know him.
- What? - How do you know him, zac?
Zac: that's the dude she tried to embarrass me in front of.
Sabrina: whoa.
Andi: zac, zac, zac, zac, don't go over there.
Zac: no. Uh-uh.
- Don't do that. Do not, zac. - No.
Zac: I know she was with him. I seen him with her.
Danni: zac, y'all wasn't together, so let it go.
Sabrina: danni!
Andi: zac, zac, ok. Please calm down.
Danni: you act like you don't have a baby on your way
With a side...piece.
Sabrina: what? Zac, you better talk.
- Damn it, danni. - Is that true?
Danni: yeah.
Sabrina: I was talking to zac.
Danni: well, I'm not gonna lie.
Andi: I don't care. I want to hear it from him.
Is it true?
Zac: yeah.
- Really, zac? - I cannot--
- Really? Now? -I cannot even believe this.
Zac: I didn't know.
Andi: sabrina, we don't want karen to hear us.
So...you didn't know. Does karen know?
Zac: no, and I want to keep it that way
So I could be the one to tell her.
Danni: so she can light that a*s up?
- Look-- - no. You look.
Andi: leave. We are gonna take karen home.
Danni: how is he gonna get home? He rode with me.
Andi: let him use your car.
- Oh-- - no.
- No. - Why not?
Zac: because you run dirty and I'm not trying to go to jail.
Zac: boy, you're going back any minute now
If you go in there.
- This is-- - you're going back.
- This is ridiculous. - We don't have time for this.
Zac: know what? I'll take the train, deal,
- Ok. - Right after I talk to her.
- No! - No!
- D'oh! Andi-- - no.
Zac: andi, what? I'm supposed to--
Andi: you are supposed to trust her.
That is what you're supposed to do.
Zac: trust her? I'm watching him with her.
- Shh! - Zac, now is not the time.
Zac: andi, so what am I supposed to do?
Andi: you go in there, and we're gonna tell her
About that baby.
Is that what you want, hmm?
Zac: I don't give a sh*t about that.
Look how she's hugging this ...
Sabrina: so?
Andi: zac, go now.
Zac: y'all can go to hell, all of you.
Andi: get out of here, clown.
- He mad, huh? - Let him be mad.
Andi: he should be mad. The hell with him.
Sabrina: let him be.
We could've lost our friend today.
Danni: I mean, what are they talking about?
Uh, that is a very long hug.
Sabrina: can we have a moment of silence?
Danni: I could hug him.
Andi: he just lost his wife, danni.
Danni: he's a widower.
Andi: he's so sad.
Aaron: having issues, but this?
Karen: I'm sorry.
Aaron: thank you for being here with me.
Karen: um--
Aaron: I really appreciate it so much.
Karen: aaron, I'm--
Aaron: yeah?
Karen: ok. I'm not here to comfort you.
Aaron: well, why are you here?
Karen: you don't know?
Aaron: know what?
Karen: she did this at my salon in front of me.
Aaron: what?
Karen: she came in, and she was begging me
Not to see you, and then she pulled out a g*n.
Aaron: wait. Hold up. Wait. What?
Oh, my god.
Karen: I'm sorry. I thought you knew.
Aaron: no, no. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
- Oh... - I'm sorry. Sorry.
I don't know why she pulled a g*n.
It doesn't make any sense.
Matilda: you're the one.
She's the one that you was sleeping with?
Aaron: no. That's not what happened.
Sabrina: oh, my god!
Matilda: what kind of a man of god are you
That you would lie with a wh*re when you are married?
Aaron: I did not sleep with her.
Matilda: my daughter told me. She told me.
Her blood is on your hands and on yours.
You will rot in hell for this, both of you.
Karen: ma'am--
Matilda: you should not be here.
You should not be here. You should not.
- Get out of here. - Come on.
Matilda: get out! You get on out of here.
Andi: go. Go. Let's go.
Danni: you talk to jesus with that mouth? Hmm?
The power of christ compels you.
Nice sweater.
Aaron: [sniffles]
Javier: she's not here.
Maurice: well, good thing I know where the key is.
- Oh. - Excuse me.
- Ok. - [Hums]
Javier: are you sure that that's ok?
Maurice: yeah. This is my girl.
Hold this.
- Hi. - Hey.
- She's not here yet. - Really?
Maurice: uh-uh.
Calvin: so what are we gonna do, just walk in?
Maurice: yep, just like this.
Ahh.
Here is the stove.
Calvin: oh, you must be the chef.
Hey, how you doing, man? I'm calvin--calvin rodney.
- Javier. - Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you. - All right.
Calvin: let me just text sabrina, see where she's at.
Maurice: I've already texted her.
Calvin: ok, but I'll text her now.
Maurice: hmm. Well, I need some wine.
Calvin: it's in the fridge, top shelf.
Maurice: you know where the wine is?
Calvin: I should. I brought it over.
Maurice: hmm.
Javier: so is this your girlfriend?
Calvin: oh, no. We're just getting to know each other.
- Ok. - Mm.
Javier: she's a lucky girl.
Calvin: oh, well, thank you.
Javier: I mean, you're really cute.
Calvin: uh, thanks.
Javier: you into guys?
Calvin: oh, no. I'm sorry, man. I'm not.
Javier: maurice...
Maurice: what?
Javier: you told me I was here to find out if he likes guys.
Maurice: b*tch, would you shut the ... Off.
Javier: [scoffs]
Calvin: wait. What?
Maurice: nothing.
Calvin: no. Come on. What's up?
Maurice: she still has a wonder.
Calvin: if I'm g*y?
Maurice: yeah...
Calvin: ok.
Maurice: but I know that you're straight.
- I believe in you. - Mm-hmm.
Calvin: I think you're cute.
Maurice: who, me?
Calvin: no. Him.
Maurice: oh, sh*t.
Calvin: you know what? Pour up. Let's do this.
Maurice: uh-oh.
[Scoffs]
Well, I can just go.
Calvin: no, no, no, no, no, no. You stay.
Maurice: oh...
Calvin: yeah. You can get in on this, too.
- Really? - Yeah.
Calvin: christmas came early, boys.
Maurice: well, h* h* h*.
Calvin: yeah.
Let's do this. Where the weed at?
Karen: that was awful.
Danni: so did you sleep with him?
Karen: no.
Danni: ok, but why did she come in there?
- Danni-- - yeah. Ok.
- Damn. - What?
Sabrina: I was supposed to meet maurice at my house
At :, so I'm just--
He sent me a message.
- What the hell? - What?
Andi: oh. Oh.
Danni: girl--
Andi: I have nothing to say.
Danni: what in the actual hell is that?
- Uh, I got to go. - Yeah.
Danni: don't look like they miss you much, man.
- I just-- - shh.
Sabrina: I love you, k, and I'll call you later, ok?
Karen: mm-hmm.
Danni: bye.
[Door closes]
- What's with her? - Don't ask.
Danni: back to you, b*tch just walked in
And blew her brains out right in front of--
Andi: would you stop it?
Danni: damn. There I go again.
Andi: yeah. There you go. Just--
Danni: y'all want to smoke?
Karen: no, but I don't want to talk
About this no more, ok?
Danni: I mean, girl, I wouldn't want to, either.
She came in there with a g*n.
- Danni-- - yeah. Yeah.
Andi: you know, you want to smoke?
Danni: yes. What do you have?
Andi: oh, god, I got some new new.
It's fire. It's called be quiet.
Danni: yes. Let's still the mind.
Still the body. Girl, you need that right now.
Andi: and the tongue and the mouth, that part, too.
Danni: oh, you're talking-- yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah. I got you. Yeah.
Andi: thanks.
Calvin: oh, oh, that's the spot.
Yeah. Mm.
Maurice: ohh. Ooh!
Javier: damn, child. Oh, man, that feels so good.
Right there, baby.
Maurice: ooh...
Calvin: wait a minute. That's my nip. Mm.
- Oh, yes. - Oh, don't stop. Don't stop.
Javier: whose hand is that?
Maurice: oh, mine.
Oh, yeah.
Javier: oh, come here, baby.
Maurice: ooh. Oh...
Calvin: oh, man, that feels so--
Right there, baby.
Maurice: ooh...
Sabrina: what the hell?
Maurice: hey, girl.
Announcer: next on "sistas"...
Sabrina: get out. Get out. Get out now! Get out.
Karen: I didn't sleep with him.
Zac: shorty just k*lled herself for no reason.
Danni: I just met this country cowboy at the airport.
Andi: wait. There's a black man in the rodeo?
Danni: who said he was black?
Zac: I don't want to be jealous.
I looked this dude up.
Danni: and he's fine as hell, bald head, and a big, old--
Zac: come on, man. How you know that?
- I'm sorry about-- - look. It's ok.
Karen: aaron--
Danni: are you gonna keep talking, or are you gonna
Show me that everything I need is waiting for me.
Whoo-hoo!
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01x13 - In Front of Me
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A group of single black females from different walks of life who bond over their one common thread: why am I single?
A group of single black females from different walks of life who bond over their one common thread: why am I single?