01x18 - Bugaboo

[bunniefuu]

- I have a date.
- With who?

- Ask your lawyer.
- Previously on "Sistas"...

Morris: I'm gonna talk about
you coming to work for me.

Andi: What about
my bar exposure?

Morris: I'm on the bar.

- So you flirting with me?
- Yeah.

Olonzo: I guess you could say
I'm flirting back.

Maurice: Oh, how about
we meet in person?

Zac: Does she really
want me to come home?

Danni: Yes.

Morris: The judges settle on
your side because you're hot.

Karen: I really hope that you
get through this.

Aaron: You got
a really good woman here.

Morris: How about we go in
the bathroom, do a little blow?

Andi: What if I say no?

Morris: It'll be the worst
decision of your life.

Andi: Move!
Get the... out of my car.

Stop! Aah! Stop!

No!

Gary?

Gary!

Gary, Gary!

Gary: Uh! Uh! Uh!

Andi: Gary, baby, stop it!

Gary...

- ...you, man.
- Baby, stop.

Andi: Baby, stop.
Stop!

No! Please don't!

Gary, put it down.
Baby, please.

Please, please, please,
put it down, baby.

Please, please, please!

No, no, no, no, no, no.

- Aagh!
- Down! Put it down, baby.

Andi: Baby.
Gary, Gary, look at me.

Look at me. Ok.

Morris: [Coughing]

Gary: Did he hurt you?

Morris: Oh...

- Did he hurt you?
- No. Baby, please...

♪ Let them boys mess around ♪

♪ My love life is a headache ♪

♪ We going out tonight ♪

♪ Because I'm looking
for love ♪

Andi: I'm ok. I'm ok.
Baby, baby, baby...

- What's going on?
- Nothing.

Gary: Just get this damn
car out of here, man.

Man: Is he ok?

Gary: Man, did you hear me? Go!

Andi: Baby, baby,
listen to me. Listen to me.

I need you to leave him be now.

Gary: Andi, get in
the car and go home.

Andi: No. I am not
leaving. I am not...

Gary: Andi, get in the
damn uber! Go home!

Andi: Baby, not
until you relax.

Tell me what you're gonna do.

Morris: Ha ha ha!

Not as sorry as you're
gonna be. You hear me?

- Baby... no. Baby!
- Just wait.

- Baby, baby, don't.
- Oh, yeah. Ha ha!

Morris: Wait until I
tell your wife about this.

- I'll... you up, man.
- Ha ha ha!

Andi: I need you to leave
with me now. Do you hear me?

Gary: I'm fine. I'm
fine. Andi, I'm fine!

Andi: No. No. I need you
to get in the car with me now.

Gary: I'm calm.

Andi: Baby, baby, baby,
we have to go.

- We have to go now, ok?
- All right.

Andi: I don't want you
to get arrested. Let's go.

- No. Just...
- Baby, let's go.

Morris: Go, Gary. Go.
Ha ha ha!

[Engine starts]

Gary: ...!

Zac: Sorry about your last one.

I know you had it since college.

It's the same one, though.

Are you gonna say
anything to me?

Karen: What you want to hear?

Zac: The truth, Karen.

Karen: About?

Zac: About you and him.

Karen: I already told you,
there ain't nothing

going on between us.

Zac: Can I sit?

Did you want anything to happen?

Karen: When's the baby due?

Zac: She lied.

Karen: Did she?

Zac: Yeah.

Karen: Why was you so quick
to believe her?

Zac: I did sleep with her...

Karen: Yeah.

Zac: And you knew that.

Karen: That I did.

Zac: We can't keep doing this.

Karen: Tell me about it.

Zac: Like, I'm sorry.
You sorry.

Like, we got to do better.

Karen: We do?

Zac: Yes. We do.

Karen: Ok.

Zac: You don't think you're
doing nothing wrong?

Karen: No.

Zac: Really?

Karen: Look. I'm not.

What I'm doing
is what's wrong with us.

It's not with what I want.

Zac: What... what does
that even mean?

Karen: It means that I want a
man to love and provide for me.

Zac: I gave you
all of my checks.

Like, that's the best I can do.

Karen: Hold on. That's not...
I'm not talking about money.

I'm talking about my needs.

Zac: What am I not
giving you, Karen?

Karen: I need a man that's
gonna make me feel safe...

And if I can't handle it
one day, he can.

I need a man
that's gonna hold me

through the night,
even after he gets a nut.

I need a man to make love to
my mind, Zac, not just my body.

Zac: How am I supposed
to do that?

Karen: I need a man that
I ain't got to tell

how to do that.

Zac: Good luck finding him.

Karen: I have.

Zac: Who, ole boy?

Karen: Look. I never
slept with him, ok?

I never wanted to,

but that man sees me, ok?

He looks at me
when he talks to me.

I know he's listening
to me when I talk.

I know I'm being heard.

Zac: So I don't hear you?

- No.
- Yeah. Ok.

Karen: Then tell me the name
of that tree, Zac.

Zac: Are we gonna make it,
Karen?

Karen: You know, I've been
holding on to you,

was afraid to be alone,

wondering if there's
anything better out there,

scared to take a chance.

I'm getting too old
for that sh*t,

and I want something
better, so...

Zac: Are we gonna
make it, Karen?

Karen: You should
cash your checks

and try to get yourself a place.

Mm.

[Sighs]

Zac: So we're not
gonna make it?

Karen...

Are we gonna make it?

You named the tree Margaret...

After your grandmother...

Because she gave it to you
when you were in college.

I hear you.

I always hear you.

[Sighs]

- Ah!
- Uh!

- Are you ok?
- Yes.

- Did he hurt you?
- Gary, I told you, I'm fine.

- Are you sure?
- Yes!

- Did he touch you?
- No. He didn't.

- Andi, I saw him.
- Baby, he tried. He didn't.

Gary:... that son
of a b*tch, man.

Andi: Baby, you got
to calm down, ok?

Gary: All right. Look.
Where you going?

Andi: We have to go
to the police station.

Gary: No, no, no, no.
No, no, no. Andi, we're not...

Andi: Yes. We have to, baby.
We have to report this.

- All right. Let me out.
- What?

- Let me out the car.
- Why?

Gary: Andi,
that private eye b*tch

is following us, all right?

She put a tracker on your car.
Just let me out.

Andi: Well, if she's following
us, what difference does it make

if I let you out? No.

Gary: Andi, I lost her, but she
has a tracker on your car.

- What?
- Yes. That's why...

Gary: Look. I put one on hers.
She's 9 blocks back.

Andi: Gary, why did you do
that? What, are you serious?

Gary: Yes, yes. I can see her.
I can see her.

- Ok. Oh...
- All right. Look, look.

Gary: Go to the police, ok?

- Ok.
- All right.

Andi: Yes. Be safe, baby.

Gary: I love you so much,
all right?

- I love you.
- Yeah.

Andi: Baby, be safe.

- Go to the police, ok?
- Ok. Ok.

- All right.
- All right.

Madea: You got to treat
folks right.

Buddy, let me give people
their flowers

while they're alive
because when they're dead,

ain't nothing you can do
about it.

That guilt gonna eat you alive.

I'm telling you
a simple a set of things.

Got something you need
to tell him? You mad? I mad?

[Cell phone rings]

Sabrina: Hello?

Maurice: Hi.

Sabrina: Hi.

Maurice: I need your help.

Sabrina: What's up?
What do you need?

Maurice: I am going to wear
these b*tches out tonight.

Sabrina: Maurice,
what are you up to?

Sabrina: I'm giving them
old-lady fashion,

so I need your help.

Sabrina: You're really into
these drag shows, huh?

Maurice: Yes.
Will you help me?

Sabrina: What do you need?

Maurice: You know that
ugly, little,

black hat that you have?

Sabrina: No. I don't.

Maurice: Well, I do.
Girl, open the door.

Sabrina: Maurice?

Maurice: I'm just opening
your door and walking in.

- What?
- Mm-hmm.

Sabrina: What?

Maurice: So can I borrow it?

Sabrina: What do you need
to borrow?

I don't have an ugly, black hat.

Maurice: You don't? Heh.

Oh, you don't?

Sabrina: That is not ugly.

Maurice: Ok.
It's, um, very...

Whatever. I'm gonna make it
look fabulous tonight.

Sabrina: Ok. Fine.

Maurice: Mm.

No, girl.

Sabrina: What?

Maurice: You are not going
to sit here eating chocolate

and watching old
Tyler Perry movies.

Sabrina: Leave me alone.
I'm just relaxing.

Sabrina: Uh-uh.
You need to come.

Sabrina: Where?

Maurice: To the show,
to the club.

It'll be so much fun.

Sabrina: To see a bunch of guys
dressed up as women?

Maurice: Bite your tongue,
b*tch. We are entertainers.

It's more than that.

Sabrina:
I'm just gonna stay in.

Maurice: [Scoffs]

Ok. Well, you and Madea
and those chocolates

can stay here and get fatter
by the minute.

Sabrina: I'm not fat.

Maurice: Well, I am, b*tch.

Give me one of these chocolates.

Mmm, so good, nougat.

Sabrina: Ok.
Go enjoy yourself.

Maurice: I will,
me and Olonzo.

Heh. Mm mm.

Sabrina: I don't like that,
Maurice.

Maurice: I know you don't.

Sabrina: I mean, why
is he calling you, anyway?

Maurice: Well, maybe somebody
likes me for once.

Sabrina: I don't know.
This feels different.

Maurice: Why?

Didn't Calvin like me?

Sabrina: Yeah,
but, I mean, you know,

Calvin has two dads,
and you guys bonded over that.

This guy...

Maurice: I can handle him.

Sabrina: Are you sure?

Maurice: Darling,
I've been g*y all my life.

Trust me. I can handle him.

Sabrina: Ok.

Maurice: I will text you
the address

if you decide to be tired
of these reruns.

Sabrina: Ok. Thank you,

and make sure you bring my hat
back in one piece, ok?

Maurice: I will, although...

It can't get any uglier
than what it is now.

Bye, b*tch.

Madea: Listening to you talk
to this man

like he's worse than any
animal under the sea.

Do not do that, honey.

Sabrina: Ha ha! "Hellur." Ha!

Zac: Hey.

Andi: Hi.

Zac: What's up?

Andi: Is Karen home?

Zac: Yeah. She's in the back.

Karen?

[Knocks on door]

Karen?

Yo, she called you.
You go knock on it.

Andi: She didn't call me.

Zac: Whatever.

Andi: Karen?

[Knocks on door]

Karen? Hey, hey, hey.

Karen: Hey,
what's going on?

Andi: Could you come with me
to the police station?

Karen: Yeah.
What happened?

Andi: I was attacked.

Karen: By who?

Andi: By him.

Karen: Morris?

Girl, are you ok? You ok?

Andi: I'm ok. Mm-hmm.

- You sure?
- Yeah.

Zac: Did he hurt you?

Andi: I'm fine. I'm ok.

Zac: Who is this dude?

- Can we just go?
- Yeah, yeah. Yes.

Karen: Let me just get
my purse.

Aw, damn. All right.
Come on.

We'll, uh... come on.

Zac: Karen...

- Zac.
- I'm going.

Karen: Ok. Let's just...
Come on.

[Knocks on door]

Danni: Zac, I'm gonna
cuss your a*s out.

Sabrina: It's me.

Danni: Oh, hey.

Sabrina: What are you doing?

Danni: Laying here
feeling myself.

Sabrina: Well, come on.

Danni: No.

Sabrina: You don't even know
what I want to do.

Danni: I don't care.
I'm tired.

Sabrina: But this will be fun.

Danni: Just because your
ole boy is not calling you,

don't come in here and drag me
out the house.

Sabrina: That's exactly
the right word. Mm-hmm.

- What are...
- Drag.

Danni: What are you
talking about?

Sabrina: Maurice is having
a drag show tonight,

and he invited me.

Come.

Danni: No.
I don't want to do that.

Sabrina: Since when don't
you want to be

in a room full of men?

Danni: I want to be around men
that want me.

Sabrina: Danni, come, please.

Danni: Why don't you go
by yourself?

Sabrina: I don't want
to go by myself.

Danni: Girl, it's g*y dudes.
You couldn't be safer.

Sabrina: Come on, Danni.

Danni: Look. I worked
all day today,

and I got to work tomorrow, ok?

Sabrina: Ok. Fine...

Danni: Thank you.

Sabrina: But I'm gonna
remember this

the next time
you want to go out.

Danni: I know. I know.

Sabrina: Mm-hmm.
What you got in here to eat?

Danni: Nothing.

Sabrina: Damn.

Danni: Don't judge, ok?
I'm on a diet.

Sabrina: Of weed and soda?

Danni: It's working, ain't it?

Sabrina: Well, when you
gonna see Mr. Rodeo again?

Danni: I haven't
texted him back yet.

Sabrina: Why not?

Danni: He be sweating me.
You know, I don't like that.

Sabrina: Danni, he seems
like a nice guy.

Danni: He has no swag, none.

Sabrina: Ok.

Danni: What you doing?

Sabrina: I'm inviting him over.

Danni: Sabrina...

Sabrina: Oh. Yep, so he can
come over tonight.

- Are you serious?
- Yes.

Danni: How did you even
get my passcode?

Sabrina: Girl, we all have
your passcode.

Danni: Ok. Mm-hmm.

Sabrina: What are you doing?

Danni: Oh, telling him
that I'm busy

and I'm tired
and we'll talk later.

Sabrina: Ok. Fine.

You just be here
by your damn self, then.

Danni: Listen.
I've gots options, ok?

Sabrina: I know.

Danni: I choose to be here
by myself...

Sabrina: I get it.

Danni: And just because
you ain't got none,

don't be mad at me, ok?

Sabrina: Mm. Ok.
I am out of here.

[Cell phone chimes]

I will talk to you later.

Danni: Damn. He's texting me,
"when?" Already.

Sabrina: Good. Enjoy.

- I hate you.
- I love you.

Danni: Oh, my gosh.

Karen: Don't touch her.

Zac: Andi...

You ain't say nothing
the whole car ride.

You sure you're all right?

- Zac...
- What?

Karen: The reason she
hasn't said nothing

is because you here.

- Karen.
- What? He needs to know.

Zac: Fine. I'll take a walk.

- Thank you.
- [Grunts]

Karen: [Sighs]

Andi: Y'all still
in a bad place?

Karen: Worse every day.

Andi: I'm sorry.

Karen: What happened, huh?

Andi: Told you I was meeting
with him, right,

so I met him,

and, uh, we were talking.

Then he starts insulting me

and telling me that the only
reason why I'm where I am

is because of my a*s and t*ts.

- Yeah.
- What?

Andi: Yes,

and then he says,

"you should come
to the bathroom with me

so we can do cocaine
and have sex."

Karen: Damn, girl.

Andi: Yeah. He...

He said that he was gonna
stop me from getting disbarred.

He's on the board, apparently.

Karen: Andi...

Andi: So I... I leave the club,

and I go to my car,

and I notice it's blocked in,
so I'm sitting in my car.

He gets in the car
and starts threatening me

and tries to put his hands
up my dress.

Karen: Andi...

Did he r*pe you?

Andi: No.

Gary was there.

Karen: What?

Andi: He came out of nowhere.

He pulls him out of the car,
and he starts beating him.

He almost k*lled him.

Karen: Andi, uh...

Andi: Yeah. I had to stop him.
I had to stop Gary.

Karen: Oh, my god.

Andi: I can't believe Morris
almost r*ped me,

so I'm here so that I can
put it on the record...

Karen: Yeah. Tell them
everything, every detail, ok?

Andi: If they ever see me.

Karen: Ok. Just hold on, ok?
Excuse me.

My friend has been
assaulted, ok?

We need to get some help.

Man: Uh, yes.

I'll have an officer come out
and talk to her.

Karen: Ok.

They sending somebody over, ok?

Andi: Ok. Thank you.

Karen: I'm sorry.

Andi: Thank you
for being here for me.

Karen: Oh, girl,
are you serious?

Of course.

- Karen...
- Hmm?

Andi: Can you keep this
between you and me?

Karen: No, no. I'm not gonna
tell the girls. Stop it.

Ever. Stop.

Gosh.

Andi: So why was he
looking like that?

- Who?
- Zac.

- Oh.
- What did he do?

Karen: Besides tearing up
my place and fighting?

Andi: Heh. Yeah.

Karen: Oh, it's Aaron, just...

- What about him?
- I don't know. It's...

- Karen.
- What?

Andi: That man is
in a lot of pain.

Karen: I know.

Andi: You cannot trust someone
who's in that much pain.

- You can't trust it.
- I know. I know.

Andi: So do you want
to see him?

Karen: What do you mean?

Andi: You know what I mean.
Do you want to date him?

Karen: I don't know, ok?
I don't. I just...

Girl, I know that
every time he's around,

I don't want him to leave.

Andi: And what about Zac?

- sh*t.
- What?

Karen: Girl, it is what it is.
You know that.

Andi: Yeah. I know. Sorry.

Karen: No. It's ok.
You're dealing with this.

Andi: Yeah, but listen.
I'm just here with you.

Karen: You were,
and I thank you for that.

Andi: Mm.

So tell me, what's going on?

Karen: Mm. Ok.

To be honest, I'm just tired
of this relationship

being so damn hard, ok?

Andi: Are there any
relationships that are easy?

Karen: It's got to be.
It's got to be.

- Mm, I don't know.
- sh*t, is it us?

Andi: No.

Karen: Are you sure?

Andi: No. Ok. It...
No. It's not us.

I mean, if it's us,

then we got way bigger problems
than relationships.

Karen: Tell me about it.

- Andrea Barnes?
- Yes?

- Hi.
- Hi.

Juliet: I'm officer Harris.
Come this way.

Andi: Ok. Thank you.

[Clears throat]

[House music playing]

Man: Hey, can I get you
a drink?

Sabrina: Uh, yes.
I'll take a wine.

Man: Yeah. Coming right up.

Sabrina: Do you know
where Maurice is?

- Who?
- Maurice.

Man: Um, I don't know
a Maurice.

Sabrina: He's, like,
tall, black,

and just, like,
a little bit in...

Man: Oh, you mean Dominique
delicious extravaganza?

Sabrina: I'm sorry. Who?

Man: Wait. You've never
seen him here before?

Sabrina: No.
It's my first time.

- First time, huh?
- Yeah.

Man: Well, it's a lot of fun.

Sabrina: Seems like it.

Man: All right,
so we doing white or red?

Sabrina: Who's that?

Man: Ha! That's an old picture.

Sabrina: Yeah,
but what's his name?

Man: It's Calvin.

Sabrina: Is he a stripper or...

Man: Oh, no. He's just...
He's just doing that.

So you want white or red?

- White.
- Ok.

[Pouring]

Man: Hey, he'll be on
in a minute.

Sabrina: Who?

Man: Yeah. Calvin.

Sabrina: Is he stripping?

Man: No. He's performing.

Sabrina: Why?

Man: Oh, he was just doing it,
you know?

Maybe he lost a bet.

Sabrina: Oh, ok.

Man: Hey, so who did
your sex change?

Because you look amazing.

Sabrina: I was born this way.

Man: We all were, honey. Ha ha!

- Oh, keep the change.
- Oh, thank you. Oh, thanks.

Rayah: What are you doing?

Zac: Nothing.

Rayah: You don't see that sign?

Zac:...

Rayah: Yo, now you're
littering.

Zac: I'm sorry.

Rayah: Yo, put your hands
up against the car.

Zac: Are you serious?

Rayah: Put your hands
up against the car.

Zac: All right.

Rayah: Ask you more than once?

Zac: Damn.

Damn.

Rayah: You got an I.D.?

Zac: In my back pocket.

Rayah: Zachary? What kind of
b*tch name is Zachary, huh?

You go by Zac, huh?

Zac: Yes.

Rayah: Yes? Yes who?
Yes, ma'am, huh?

Zac: Yes, sir...
I mean, ma'am.

Rayah: You have any sharp
weapons on you, Zac?

Zac: No.

Rayah: Are you sure?
I'm gonna frisk you.

Zac: I don't got nothing
in my pockets.

Rayah: Not even money, huh?
You broke?

Zac: Come on.

Come on, man.
What the hell, yo?

Rayah: What's this?

Zac: It's my...

Rayah: Mm-hmm. Oh, really?

Zac: Are you done?
Come on, man.

Rayah: Yo, shut up before
I sh**t your a*s.

Zac: What?

Rayah: Turn around
and look at me.

Zac: My hands are high.
I'm turning around.

I'm not a threat.

That's not funny.
That is not funny.

Rayah: Is that all you
got to say to me?

Zac: How are you?

Rayah: Yeah.
How about "I'm sorry"?

Zac: I'm... I'm sorry.

Rayah: Yeah.

Zac: And you a cop now.

Rayah: Yeah. I am.

- Wow.
- Wow what?

Zac: No. You just look
completely different.

Rayah: Oh.

I'm not that girl
from high school

that you used to make fun of...

Zac: I was stupid...

Rayah: Oh, and then
you had sex with me,

and you never called me...

Zac: And I was a douchebag.

Rayah: And you're
still a douchebag.

Zac: No. I'm not a douchebag.
I was 16. Come on.

Rayah: You got a record?

- One charge.
- Mm.

Rayah: Well, Zac, even though
you never called me back

and I never... listen...
I never forgot about that

and I never forgot about you.

Zac: Look. I'm sorry.

Rayah: Mm. Yeah.
I bet you are.

Zac: You look nice, though.

Rayah: Oh, thank you.
Living life.

- What's your life like?
- Just as you see it.

Zac: You look happy.

Rayah: I am happy,
but you don't.

Zac: Thanks.

Rayah: No. You used
to have this...

This boyish thing I used
to like about you.

I don't see it.

Zac: It's been a rough
couple days.

Rayah: Mm. Rough?

Why don't you give me a call?
Let me...

I ain't gonna sh**t you, man.

Zac: You see, you thought
that sh*t was funny.

- That wasn't funny, man.
- I ain't gonna sh**t you.

Rayah: I'm gonna
give you my card.

I want you to call me.
We can catch up.

- You sure?
- Yeah. I'm sure.

Rayah: It was so good
seeing you, Zac.

- Likewise.
- Yeah,

Rayah: And don't let me
catch you out here smoking

because I will sh**t your a*s
and I'll arrest you.

- I might take that chance.
- You like handcuffs?

- If you're using them.
- I'm using them.

- I've been a bad boy.
- Yeah. I bet you have.

Zac: I've been a bad boy.

Rayah: I bet you have
with that charge.

Call me.

Zac: I got you.

Danni: Damn.
Got sh*t in here to eat.

[Cell phone chimes]

Damn!

You a bugaboo.

[Sighs]

[Chime]

Damn.

[Chime]

..., stop.
You just met me.

Oh, my gosh.

[Chime]

Hell, no.

[Chime]

Oh...

He better be at anot...
Is that my door?

Oh, Jesus.

Preston: Hey.

Danni: What are you doing here?

Preston: Well, I, uh... I just
couldn't wait to see you.

Danni: Preston, I didn't
text you back. I don't...

Preston: But you said
you wanted to see me.

Danni: Well, you know,
I've been busy, so...

Preston: Well, I brought food
so I could cook.

Danni: This is not
how you get a girl.

Preston: I bought
steak and potatoes.

- Steak?
- Yeah.

Danni: What kind of steak?

Preston: Fillet
and all the extras

that you left at the store.

Danni: Hmm.

Preston: What?

Danni: No. Come on in.

Preston: Thank you.

Danni: We got to lay
some ground rules first.

Preston: All right.

Danni: If I don't text you
back, don't come over here...

Preston: Ok.

Danni: And you got
to call first...

Preston: Ok.

Danni: And stop
texting me so much.

Preston: I'm sorry. I thought
you wanted to hear from me.

Danni: I've just met you...

Preston: I get that.

Danni: Ok, so slow down.

Preston: I'm sorry.

I just don't know how to play
this dating game.

Danni: It's not a game, ok?

You're too on me.
Like, lay off...

Preston: All right. I'm sorry.

Danni: And stop apologizing
so much, ok?

Own your sh*t.
Just relax.

Preston: Ok.

Danni: You are too fine to be
this damn green, Alabama.

I don't...

Preston: Look.
I'll try to do better.

Danni: Well, you better.

Preston: You think
you could teach me?

Danni: Yes.

Preston: Ok. Well,
now that we cleared that up,

do you mind if I start cooking?

Danni: Absolutely,
straight away. Heh.

Oh, here.

Preston: All right.
These are you for you.

Danni: Mm-hmm. Thank you.

Preston: Thank you.

Danni: I prefer a naked chef.

Preston: That may cause
a problem with the hot stove.

Danni: ♪ naked chef,
naked chef ♪

Preston: Ok. Ok. All right.
I can do that.

Danni: Ok. I think you can make
this whole thing work for me.

Preston: Yes, ma'am.

Woman: ♪ you got me like hell ♪

Danni: Ah, I think this
is gonna be

a good night, after all.

Woman: ♪ boy, you got me
like hell, yeah, hell, yeah ♪

Morris: Uh! Ah!
Son of a b*tch. Oh!

Robertson: So you ok?

Morris: No. I'm not ok.
I was attacked.

Robertson: Do you need
an ambulance?

Morris: No. I don't
need an ambulance.

I need you to arrest
this son of a b*tch.

Robertson: Ok. Well, we'll
get an officer

to come up and take your report.

Morris: No. I don't
need a report.

I need you to go get him.
I know exactly where he is.

Robertson: Ok.
All right. One moment.

Morris: Damn!

Robertson: Are you sure
you don't need a doctor?

Morris: Damn it, no.

Robertson: All right.

- Morris?
- Yeah?

Jasmine: What the hell
happened?

Morris: Did you tell him
where you were coming?

Jasmine: Oh, he wasn't home.

Morris: Did you tell him...
Did you text him or anything?

Jasmine: No. I didn't.
What happened?

Morris: He was with her.

Jasmine: What?

Morris: They were together.

I confronted her,
and he went ballistic.

Uhh!

[Winces]

Jasmine: Are you ok?

Morris: I'm ok, but that b*tch
is going to jail. You hear me?

He's going to... jail.

Jasmine: Damn. I cannot
believe he was with her.

Morris: Yeah, that b*tch.

Uhh! Uhh!

Jasmine: I can't believe
he was with her.

Juliet: Ok.
We have all we need.

Karen: All right.

Andi: Ok. Thank you.

Juliet: Sure,

and you don't need
to go to the doctor?

Andi: No. I'm fine.

Juliet: Ok.

Jasmine: Sleeping
with that damn sl*t

and lying to my damn face.

She's supposed to be a lawyer.

Ok.

Morris: Nngh! Nngh! Ohh...

Jasmine: Come here. Come here.

Morris: Ohh...

Juliet: One more thing.

Andi: Sure.

Juliet: We want to get DNA
from under your fingernails.

Andi: Ok.

Juliet: I'll get that kit.
I'll be right back.

Karen: Thank you.

Andi: Thank you.

[Cell phone vibrates]

[Door closes]

Andi: What?

Karen: Zac. He's texting.

Andi: Oh. What's he saying?

Karen: Come see him.

Andi: Oh. Go.
Go see him.

Karen: No. No.
I'm here with you.

Andi: No. Go ahead.
It may be important.

Karen: No. It's more
of his bullshit. Trust me.

[Cell phone vibrates]

Andi: Karen...

Karen: He's texting again.

Andi: Karen, you should go.

I'm fine.
I'm here. I'm safe.

I'll be ok.

Karen: Ok.
I'm coming right back, ok?

Andi: I know.
I know. I know.

Karen: Down the hall.

- Ok.
- Thank you.

Karen: Of course.

Get you out of here.
Love you, girl.

Andi: Mm-hmm.

Zac: [Clears throat]

Karen: What is it, Zac?

What are you doing?
What the hell?

Zac: Shh shh shh.

Karen: Look. I'm with...

Zac: Chill. Hmm.

Karen: What the ...?

Zac: You see him over there?

Karen: What about him?

Zac: I think that's the guy.

Karen: What?

Zac: I think that's the guy.

- How do you know?
- Keep your voice down.

Zac: I heard her say something
about her husband and a lawyer.

Karen: Oh, sh*t.

- What?
- Nothing.

- What's going on?
- Nothing. I said nothing.

Andi: [Sighs]

Karen: Andi...

[clears throat]

Andi...

Andi: What, what, what, what?

Karen: Uh, I think he's...
I think he's here.

- Who?
- Morris.

- What?
- Yeah.

Andi: Ok. Um, we have
to tell the officer

when she gets back because...

Karen: Look. So is Gary's wife.

- What?
- Yeah.

Andi: Damn.

Karen: It's ok. We'll just...

Let's just get the kit done,
and then we'll leave, ok?

- And then we'll leave?
- Yes.

Andi: I don't... I don't
want to see him right now.

Karen: I know. I know.
It's fine, ok? I got you.

Man: Ok, b*tches.
I got a treat for you,

haven't seen him in a long time,

but he's here
for something special,

so get your dollar bills ready.

Here is pretty Ricky.

[Cheering and applause]

[Jason Bertrand's "I want
my country back" playing]

Calvin: I want to do this
for the man that I love.

Bertrand: ♪ son,
I woke up this morning ♪

♪ with a pounding in my head ♪

♪ from that song
coming out of that radio ♪

♪ another feeble attempt
at 3 chords and the truth ♪

♪ where did my country... ♪

Javier: [Whispers] Sabrina.

Sabrina: Oh, Javier, hi.

Javier: What are you
doing here?

Sabrina: Well, I was here
to meet Maurice.

Javier: I don't know
where that b*tch is.

Sabrina: Me, either.

Well, I think that
I probably need...

Javier: Isn't Calvin
doing a great job?

Sabrina: Yeah. Yeah. He is.

Javier: Mm-hmm.

Bertrand: ♪ my heroes
have always been cowboys ♪

♪ like Willie, Waylon,
haggard, and cash ♪

♪ I've been longing
for the days... ♪

Sabrina: You know what?

I'm-I'm gonna go ahead
and take this.

Javier: You're leaving?

Sabrina: Mm-hmm.

Javier: You sure you don't want
to stay and talk to Calvin?

Sabrina: No. I think I've seen
all I needed to see.

Can you tell Maurice
that I came?

- Ok.
- All right. Bye.

Javier: Bye.

Bertrand:
♪ I want my country back ♪

Javier: Whoo!

[Cheering and applause]

Maurice: Where is this boy?

Olonzo: Ohh...

Maurice: Hi.

Olonzo: What's up?

Maurice: Thought
you were gonna stand me up.

Olonzo: No. I wouldn't
do that to you.

Maurice: Hmm.

Olonzo: Look at you.

Maurice: You like?

Olonzo: Let's talk.

Maurice: Ok.

Olonzo: You smoke?

Maurice: Um, no, I don't...

- Ok.
- But give it here.

Hmm.

[Coughs]

Olonzo: So you a f*g, huh?
That's you.

Maurice: No.
I'm a g*y man.

A f*g is not something
that you call someone.

Olonzo: I apologize. I don't
know nothing about this sh*t.

Maurice: Well,
that's very offensive.

- I got it.
- Yeah.

Olonzo: Let me put it this way.
So you into dudes?

Maurice: Yes.

Olonzo: And you proud
about that sh*t?

Maurice: Why wouldn't I be?

Olonzo: Because that's
some sick sh*t.

Maurice: Ok.
I understand.

Olonzo: Where your
b*tch a*s going?

Maurice: I'm going to have fun
with my friends.

- You ain't going nowhere.
- Man, look.

Olonzo: What you gonna do, huh?
What you gonna do?

I am so tired of you mother...
Making us black men look bad.

I ought to beat your a*s
right now.

Maurice: You don't
want to do that.

Olonzo: What the...
You gonna do about it, huh?

Maurice: Listen, man. Just...

Olonzo: What you gonna
do about it?

Uh! Huh! Uh!

Oh! Oh!

Sabrina: Next on "Sistas"...

Olonzo: You ain't
going nowhere.

Javier: I thought
you were gone.

Sabrina: Mm, nope.

Preston: You need me
to be a sparring partner.

You want me to say
things that aren't nice.

- What do you think about me?
- Zac, stop.

- I'm talking to her.
- And I'm talking to you.

Andi: If you want to be with
that man, then be with him,

and if you don't, leave him.

Karen: Speaking
of making choices...

Maurice: This is the
one and only Maurice.

You know what to do.

Aaron: You didn't make
somebody k*ll themselves.

Karen: I think you
need to talk to someone.

Aaron: I am talking to someone.

Karen: I think you should talk
to someone who knows what...

♪♪

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