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05x11 - Eureka is Not a Brand of Dog Food

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Fetch! With Ruff Ruffman". Aired: May 29, 2006 - November 4, 2010.*
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A reality game show with animated host Ruff Ruffman features real kids facing real challenges.

05x11 - Eureka is Not a Brand of Dog Food

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yeah hi I can't believe it

my person has rediscovered the joys of

playing fetch with her dog King where

did you go oh she's throwing the ba*ls

everywhere in the yard I even have to

fetch ba*ls from the pool pool Rafi

come out here in Spanish right now ah

what what give me a minute all right I

only have a minute to dry off and get a

quick snack

luckily I've come up with awesome

invention where's for the dog who needs

self drying off shake it CD and dance

back on shake and shake it shake and cry

Network and shaking and chicken - yeah

yeah hey oh yeah towel would work to

come out to mama

yikes I need to get back out there but

first my decorator it's gonna sweep the

dog world you put your kibble here and

did no time at all it dispenses a tasty

snack life was missing its mystique my

squeaky toys has lost their squeak and

then out of the blue I saw the phone and

bam my destiny was calling me

pitch my vision or a show they loved it

thought it was a problem they got my

contract back - fine so their alarm a

dog inside oh I like that name

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didn't wait to renovate found six

contestants over great can alum on the

road to fame I've got a game show and is

famous it's very catchy it was on the

top

if you want to remind me why a higher

debt and here comes a context what me

like the crank out of a toilet charming

in sixth place

it's

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820 forgettin 20 we're going to say what

a different place she always reads in

bed before going to sleep in place it's

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for Halloween she dressed up like a game

of solitaire

it's very plain in true is that subject

in school is mad in second place in

Porto she wants to be a

gastroenterologist at the Cubbies doctor

in first place hi now welcome again to

fetch the reality game show where human

beings through the fetching not dogs my

person

she's rediscovered the joys of play

fetch with her dog fetches bring you

tennis ball free what I mean oh he's

running me ragged

oh she throws the ball everywhere the

patio the pool was pretty the challenge

number one

oh crap

fills me a flying carpet walk it out

something I could ride over land and sea

to fetch stop this is peco's she's an

engineer and you might recognize her

from my bicycle challenge now how to

find her and everything else you need to

know is in the mailbox so just a minute

I'm coming

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now what my person doesn't understand is

that certain dogs prefer a life of ease

convenience which is why I put my best

mouse on the job cat I asked you to

invent something to make my life easier

so what do you got

edible cheese socks okay

challenge number to come up with

something more convenient than edible

cheese sauce

you know my great-great

great-great-grandfather Raphael ruff

Madeline's was a famous adventurer

he even invented this self-portrait that

talks when you press this button hey yo

what's brown and sticky cinnamon on what

hey stick Porco you can invent something

better than that

oh yeah and all something the battle is

useful everything you need to know is in

that mailbox so

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ah as determined by the fetch 3000 mark

and Ruby have stayed behind in the

studio what will be eligible to win

points during the halftime quiz show

and we take our fetch fairness guarantee

fresh every morning all the contestants

competed for the same number of points

by the grand finale so for the four kids

out on the challenges up to 100 points

are at stake in the triumph tally

now let's check in on Emmy and shreya

hey you must be the fetchers hi I'm Peck

oh this is a shop ruff doesn't really

like to fetch so we need to figure out

some way to get him to fetch so he

doesn't have to do any work we started I

meant an exercise but we need something

he can ride on something like that

really where people can help them out

with that I'm going to let you play a

couple rounds of air hockey and you're

going to tell me I'm a table work wait a

minute we have time to play games ladies

we need we need to develop something for

me to get that's awesome I can't help it

take it on up let's try another round

only this time let's play with the air

off well I've got spotted we do it thank

you for stopping before you just hit

softly to go like really far now you

guys put more into it to make it get to

the other side when the air is turned

off the puck and the table just rub

together Oh pulling it down so do you

know what that's called a second

direction when you need to move

something you have to apply force and if

it's sliding on a surface there's a

frictional force from that surface which

is pushing in the opposite direction so

now if I want to reduce that for horse I

can turn on the air now it moves

easy-peasy

notice I apply just a tiny little force

and a single eyes in this direction

because I

do the frictional force going back ah

because the pups trying to floating on

the air so what do you think would

happen if we turned off searching

altogether it never saw moving what's

the only way you can make it stop or

turn or speed up and forth so I could

add a frictional force or I could add

some other force for example when you

use befuddled you're applying a force to

this thing like when blossom uses her

paddle to block my shot every time would

it be great if we could build something

for rough clothes on a little cushion of

air we could ride you're going to make

me a vehicle we obviously can't poke

holes in the ground and have air coming

out everywhere maybe instead of the

floor having holes turned out what he's

riding on khatola house so coming out

good I like that okay stop hey here

comes Jay and Marco oh hey are you in oh

wow you're the place called continuous

we invent and create things to make

people boss better what is that thing

this is a microphone that you can throw

around an auditorium so anybody who

wants to say something you just throw

them the mic ruff this is amazing we're

going to make your life so much better

Thank You Jay I appreciate that

inventors are people who solve problems

inventors use the design process you

have to know the problem that you're

going to solve brainstorm ideas choose

the best one build a model of it and

then test that model and make it better

and better and better rain is a problem

right uh-huh

this is an umbrella which is a solution

and this umbrella you don't have to hold

do you use computers in school one

problem is that there are some kids who

live in places where there is an

electricity this is a laptop where a kid

makes their own electricity with this

generator a green laptop and it's green

this is a dog bone that's a toothbrush

you give it to the dog they chew on it

and it cleans your teeth

nice this is really a process a li

because I don't think I've ever seen him

brush his teeth well I don't think I've

ever seen you brush your teeth either

maybe you should no on the rubber bone

we're going to build a hovercraft all

right

piece of plywood so that's what rough is

going to sit on then we have to create a

cushion of air so we're going to use

this piece of plastic and we're just

going to fold it over out to the stables

ladies and we want to make a good feel

you never use enough duct tape on the

show okay so what we're going to need to

do is cut out these holes out of the

plastic and what are the holes for oh

that was Emmys bright idea so the air

comes out of folds in the hovercraft

instead of out of the ground and that

makes a question of errant rides on what

we are going to use one of these guys

only slower leaf blower that's kind of

like a vacuum cleaner and we're scared

of that you cleaner did you like doing

this kind of stuff when you were kid I

took apart every alarm clock in our

house the message I put them back

together so you must really have a good

sense of how things work it's the best

way to figure out how things work is to

take them apart I might want to ask your

parents before you start taking forward

things at home time to test Jake and

Matt our designers here at continuum and

they are going to help you come up with

an invention to make ruffs life better

we can think about ruff and think about

the things that ruff does day to day so

Marco I'm going to ask you to kind of

close your eyes for tenure ruff and

we're going to walk through his day okay

you're may hear a handsome dog so you're

sleeping the alarm goes off hit the

snooze button now he's ready to get on

you probably have to get up and as

I like to eat did he do it

wouldn't pick a shower did you scribe

himself is that kind of his shower yeah

I am a dog we do scratch at that point

II might want to go out for a walk you

probably go for a walk by himself min

woodshed walking

everybody's got me exercising around

here mmm that's tasty a normal treadmill

and then ruff would be running here

that's a cute idea but you know what I

really need is it's something that walks

for me and then there could be a small

treadmill for Chet to run on Wow look at

that a little treadmill projec now what

we want to do is figure out the problem

well maybe he wouldn't want the same dog

food every day so maybe if he had a

device that gave him different types of

dog food each time you wanted different

types of dog food that would be great

like a container with quite little

petals that the dog can easily push down

okay and it can send out a certain

amount of dog food scratching himself I

take some effort

I'll bet is there an easier way personal

masseuse personal scratcher

Oh ha keep it up Chet I was thinking

maybe like a back scratcher oh I like it

let's dig a little bit deeper into the

massage idea we're going to motorized

like rollers rollers now what kind of

texture is on these rollers all

different textures like soft and kind of

rough container split into three

different parts

we need a dish okay right down and maybe

like a little chute that puts whatever

dog food comes out into Bowl oh I got

both teams of fetchers designing things

for me I'm a shark dog got about as

sharp as a beach ball how can you propel

yourself forward and how can you turn

maybe Karen or he could probably heat in

place hello

so you need to use the friction between

the or in the ground

I don't want to use yours because I

don't want to have to use my arms so we

have a bunch of stuff over there to try

to steer this on our first easily

there's compressed air in here that's

how you are they are with yours like a

boat whistles on land are with a veil

you're putting crystal or as well

where's that one light grip the floor a

little bit better try a broom oh yeah

that's pretty good through work set up

your cup okay but not so great for

shopping I kind of want to try something

with the air hey whatever works it's

really powerful so how backwards right

so there's a general principle here

which says for every action there's a

reaction isn't that one is Newton's laws

as we go that's first law third so maybe

we can try it with the ball first

I'm jetan already proving it third law

practice lon growing the ball is the

action and the hovercraft moving in the

opposite direction is a reaction awesome

what are you doing you're demonstrating

action and reaction with a balloon ah

the air rushing out like throwing that

baseball and it makes a balloon fly off

of the opposite direction well now it's

time to go in a different direction

start Studio G haha with Ruby and mark

it's time for the halftime quiz show

okay let's try some other rules 50

points are available

you have 60 seconds Sandra's many

questions as you can ten questions

available at five points apiece

are you ready there's a crispy-skinned

the purpose of the air in the air hockey

table is to get rid of what curtain yes

for false if there were no friction to

slow down the puck on the air hockey

table the puck would never stop moving

yeah what convention does J fry

oh don't grill a-- yes two things Emmy

and tragedies propel and fear their

hovercraft room and our excellent the

song phone invention what purpose does

it serve other than being a good phone

if you're sitting on a lever craft and

you throw I hope you fall to the right

with your hovercraft move to the right

my life process yes anything stop or

speed on or turn you must do what course

yes jae-min to several things that is

brainstorm session that I like to do on

a daily basis named one of them need to

create an air cushion the air must come

from the ground horrible oh yes I can

control Jay's invention with blank reply

on the pedal has just created hover

pajamas and they're completely useless

yet let's check in with Emmy and Trey

and see if they're doing better than

check

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Wow look at that

compressed air works too let me give

these guys a call that's rough

I've arranged a batch off with some of

the neighborhood dogs

what's a set job a job we're all going

to bed weird it's the best time is the

best stretching dog in the neighborhood

is that river hair fashion if you know

yeah well about that ruff yeah what a

fake problem is you don't have space

here in studio G but a bad job

we need somebody's house with a really

long driveway okay you're gonna come to

my house oh right thank we'll meet you

all on Emma's house with the supplies

see you there oh hey ready so what do

you guys have you have your designs

ready to go come on with me yeah bye

thank you gentlemen this is the malt

shop where we build everything we design

all right time to build a model please

drop this is like in an airport but I

can't

area it's not my airport

that upper third excellent now I'm going

to fly these not to the surface this rod

let's step it up I'm going to eat most

of nuts now the different sleep chicken

and egg roll oh that's a good one

three two one bingo

now time discuss it up I feel great yeah

yeah that's perfect oh let me so relaxed

Hey good what's this this is supposed to

be a dog back scratcher massage chair

type thing

I like it mine is a three compartment

dog food holy cool

you don't really know how great your

design is until you try to sell so we're

going to send you to a store that sells

just dog stuff and you're going to sell

it to the owners and see what they say

cool all let's pitch the products to a

dog expert thanks rich I am trying to

run a show nice job Hank so this is a

horse a tennis ball is going to be

thrown into the wading pool you have to

fetch the tennis ball out of the pool

and bring it back cool and you're going

to be racing against the number of dogs

tough competition hi is that hose I'll

be like you got to pull ourselves up you

are allowed to use any equipment lying

around your convention water would be a

stronger force in the air right we push

up yes

our first contender it's a trek whoa

tracker oh that's a fierce competitor

right there look at that fall in the

pool

nine seconds well girls have to work cut

out for them

next up Roxy all right rock down

Roxy roughly are you going the ball

ba*ls that right already

yes Roxy I have a chance to make this

dog yeah we yeah we go rocky finally

thanks for playing in a bring it back

where are you going 120 seconds that's

two minutes if you keeping score at home

and next up we were very excited

contestant Tyler there we go oh don't

get it Tyler ten seconds oh this crack

by one second okay all are you ready

Oh Holly oh hey being on TV come on

Allie you just got to go get the ball

buddy we might have to go with a

disqualification on Holly

all right Ali's out it's a half-hour

show next up we got Sophie go get

something to carve in the woods we got

the bar bring it back now we're going to

take the scenic route okay so here are

you coming

oh she was October

okay

the time to beat is nine seconds okay so

this is it this is our one chance you

guys know what you're going to use for

propulsion yes our air tank and hose off

with the group and/or them okay that's

going to you to kind of like just handle

whatever she needs no don't go and the

tennis ball seven seconds Breck wins

with nine seconds our fetchers payment

third-gen use the order for sure that

was absolute transfer of forces that's

exactly what we were working on here

successful fetching what a homemade

hovercraft this will really help you

with mud fetching thank you for helping

I'll check out exited 0og ladies

polka Dog Bakery hey I'm Rob hey Rob

I will tell me a little bit about them

well this is kind of designed for dogs

to like lay on and just kind of move

themselves and I mean I get their belly

scratched well I can tell you very

honestly that I've never seen anything

like this that a good thing it's a

pretty interesting idea we all know the

dogs live belly rubs awesome what do you

got Jay

so this is the basic design of three

compartments with each type of food

there's three little pedals and was

rated perfect Wow

very cool like with Marco I haven't seen

anything like this so you guys really

did an excellent job that dog shop owner

said it awesome thank you yeah you know

what's really interesting with both of

your guys's

ideas here is if they can also be used

for cats this could really work for both

for both cats and dogs

you know we're not really not really

interested in that let us welcome back

our contestants riding on a cushion of

air right behind them

drones have devoted their lives at least

a few hours to make life better for

songs fun well you know a new years ago

I came up with an invention myself

I call it Emmy trap Wow forget hearing

an awesome hovercraft using a leaf

blower in some duct tape and for having

fun while you did it 80 points

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that's not all I've got another 5 points

for shreya Wow for knowing about what a

fuselage not one of meanings on that

game every you've got yourself 80 points

maitreya you've got 85 meanwhile Marco

and Jay and it's the cable dispenser a

canine back massager you call those good

invention yeah well I call them great

invention 25 points big deal that's all

the points in my day they would have

gotten a thousand points

No is that all the points a dog can give

I'm craving today's five bonus points go

to the fetcher who designed the product

not only for a dog but also for amount

there could be a small treadmill for

chest whoever Marco we're considering to

build a treadmill for me and check five

point yeah that's three thousand what do

we got

Marco with 90 points you're today's

daily winner Michael I have here two

novelty talking self portraits of by

inventor ancestor Raphael Ruffman oh

it's over here pick me pick me

lesion that one doesn't know what he's

talking about I don't know you don't

know so which is going to be portrait a

or portrait B well the first guy's

sounds the most reliable from you know

an A so young man go get your price

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it's a hovercraft it is a hovercraft

that we're going now you two can have

your mouth right around and smile until

next time

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okay guys let's see your new inventions

here's mine a combination of hovercraft

helmet toothbrush pretty awesome what do

you get

Wow an actual hovercraft capable of

reaching 400 miles per hour

pretty good blossom what do you have jet

hover cheese I don't even know you can

do that with cheese what do you think

Raphael I think I've enjoyed hanging

around with you guys everything hanging

like I'm the vault

how we turned everything off hey hey you

want to learn more about hovercraft

let's dig a little deeper just like the

air hockey tables a hovercraft uses air

to overcome friction because without the

air definitely nothing else

okay stopping but with the air reducing

friction the hovercraft is really why

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I've always known there's more to learn

from air hockey if you keep it a bit up

Johnny without Batman pepper enough okay

one last thing not only do I host my own

television show fine I have a fantastic

website to check it out

it's more fun than turning round and

round in circles before a nap

pbskidsgo.org

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you

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