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05x09 - The Legend of Ruffman's Gold

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Fetch! With Ruff Ruffman". Aired: May 29, 2006 - November 4, 2010.*
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A reality game show with animated host Ruff Ruffman features real kids facing real challenges.

05x09 - The Legend of Ruffman's Gold

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oh my darling oh my darling fluffy he

took us in head guy Goga hi how's the

German fashion business

fund Abbas in fact I'm jetting over to

America tomorrow to promote my new line

of gold jewelry to help your collection

it's shiny

I sent also jewelry to your page for

safekeeping

pick it up in 36 hours keep safe with

you yeah uh yeah I mean oh don't worry

we'll protect it huh not really sure

where to put all this stuff you know

what Chet for now just place it by the

guitar god Chad I said place it by the

guitar not encase it in tar where did

that barrel of car even come from no

this is not good okay there's gotta be

some quick eat our removal stuff in the

basement right maybe in this whole

footlocker the belongings of my

great-great-great-great uncle Gus

Ruffman the famous prospector heading

out today if I strike it rich

only the possessor of this diary will

know where I hid my treasure life was

missing its mystique by squeaky toys

it's lost their squeak and then out of

the blue I saw the phone and bam my

destiny was followed a pitch my vision

for a show they loved it thought it was

a problem they got my contract back to

fine so their alarm a dog inside oh I

like that

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I didn't wait to renovate found six

contestants over great canal I'm on the

road to fame I've got a great show and

is famous in spirit taxi it was off the

table blossom to k*ll the firefighters

here comes the contestants now he once

made 20 bucks just by telling us jump

his six plays its part the elephant

energy she likes his wife organic Center

teens from Vermont in that plane fix

Hemi

he is good at making drum noises with

his mouth in Fort Wayne Jane

when she was only four she snuck out on

the her rope do not try this at home his

home in third place it's proving

he claims his soggy anything in second

place

it's photo

take a pose alone to sum a battle in

first place

it's right up hello and welcome to fetch

the only reality game show where the

host is in really big trouble no I don't

know if you know my German fashion

designer cousin Helga

guten tag my chunky through the leva

cousin u-turn yeah it looks hatred

ha ha wait I thought you were flying to

America huh I strike simulate still

taking good care of my jewelry I hope

yep just uh polishing your jewelry right

now yeah yeah okay gotta go ruff what

happened why don't you be a genin Julie

well for safekeeping Helga sent me the

Helga collection it's the new line of

gold jewelry she's coming to America to

sell and all of it wound up covered in

far I've got a plan guys I just need to

find a lot of gold and really fast and

then make some new jewelry out of it

before Helga comes to pick it up where

are you gonna get the gold I found this

in my basement

it's the diary of my great-great uncle

Gus Ruffman oh how is that gonna help

you well I'll tell you Gus was a famous

prospector he found gold exactly I mean

someone who looked for precious minerals

cussed was also a pack rat I mean I've

been storing his stuff everywhere in my

basement in studio G in fact I mean over

by the window that's some of his stuff

too oh wow now I had always heard

stories about how he found and hid his

biggest fall somewhere in Colorado maybe

he left a clue to whereabouts in this

diary just once if it is find one of

those in there Banksy pants combination

locks and I hid all three numbers that's

right I had them good too just got a

combination lock in his numbers hmm he

asked me that's enough for a big old

root to challenge jay Park

Emmy I'm sending you guys to South Park

City to find dustman

I am putting Gus's diary and your trust

and plane ticket in the mailbox Oh No

and you take these over here - the

blinds of the wagon well as determined

by the fetch 3000 marco ruby and shreya

have stayed behind in studio G today

what they'll be eligible to win points

during the halftime quiz show

and don't forget we have the fetch

fairness guarantee you put the fetch

fairness guarantee in the barrel of car

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that's it so for the three kids out on

the challenge of the 100 points are at

stake in the triumph tally

so before Helga calls again let's get

the latest on James mark and Emmy well

they made it so what do we do now let's

walk around a little yeah let's stick

together house parts city I'm not sure

I'd call this a city there's no one here

everybody freeze nobody here this looks

like a ghost house really feels like

we're stepping back into the past

whoa it is like a general store I think

Oh an old doctor place no we don't you

see a doctor dentist we don't need a

dentist courthouse you go to a

courthouse carpenter's shop maybe we

could find a jewelry store with free

jewelry

oh let's have a drug store hey guys

Oh somebody crying excuse me sir

Oh guys how you doing my name's Steven

hi Christine I'm the caretaker here in

the South Park City yes even got the

easiest job in the world has no one to

take care of has it always been this

deserted 1559

hundreds of people were here because of

cold well now that you mention it we are

looking for gold but why is it abandoned

now when there's no gold there's no need

for people to be around so did they mine

all the gold out of here it became very

difficult and very costly well these

kids are hardworking so they'll get that

gold well we're looking for a treasure

and we think that's a person that once

had it might have left it here his name

is Gus Gus Gus ruff is Gus Ruffman a

legend

I don't know that Gus is so much a

legend but the treasury left behind

certainly is well we have a diary and a

sachet dispatcher read the clues

properly it's a very good chance if it

can lead you to a treasure clues there

are clues got desirey thank you thank

you Steve yeah why are we laughing let's

try the bank

maybe there's some gold in the bank

that's a ginormous shape when we keep it

okay

didn't rough tell us we had to find

something with numbers oh yeah and the

lock has numbers that a lock has numbers

so we have two covers Gus talk about

numbers of desirey the diary we can use

that to find clues for a century yes

second sorry Gus true yes

August 10 to 18 59 yeehaw

I'm finally in bustling South Park City

bottle looks things folks here is so

busy prospecting paying washday close in

a month

they didn't wash their clothes for an

entire month from the stagecoach Depot

I'll walk southeast found Lodge and then

the first building on the right in room

number three now if you're going to

retrace Gus's step we're going to need

Alex copies it we need like a tool or

something I could come best-trick the

satchel Oh rope found a carcass yeah

stagecoach people might be by where we

came in from the Train okay so we're

here at the depot next step is to walk

southeast and we have this compass great

there are four main points on a compass

north east south and west southeast is

right between south and east but how are

they going to find out which way to

point the compass if I remember all

compass works there's a magnet inside it

and it uses the Earth's natural magnetic

field to make the red needle always

points north so I should turn this dial

to the North symbol yep okay so it looks

like they're going to turn that dial on

the compass so north blinds up at the

red side of the needle and they'll know

what the direction southeast is so this

is right about right there my fine edge

style okay let's go all right and then

we need to go to room number three

Hey look here tree number one number two

number burning three right here

they've trying to clue dirty clothes

John fun here wait what's the 29:29 feel

like that should mean something you're

into the safe we found in the bank that

might be the first number of the

combination whoa J good big game let's

go down and check the diary one thing

they'll give us more numbers now let's

go okay okay they're reading the second

diary entry let's find the second set of

numbers fetchers need then at the two

bit stage stopped in for a bunch of days

no I got fleas in Musto's ah wheezing is

done well I guess that'll happen if you

don't wash your clothes for a month time

to pull up site our new days ain't far

just 80 paces Northwest from the end I

just wonder if other folks got pleased

mayor does too then I'm in business

business what business we need to find

Northwest North is right here in West is

going liquid that way Northwest must be

that way what's the cost of clues - wait

a minute what does it look look look

this must be some kind of as*ault like a

road or some yeah I think I remember

seeing spring in this fashion

oh yeah bro this is rope yeah on the

picture it has not

yeah wait and I'm here there are not yet

me do the measurement between this knot

and that knot is equal to about one two

three four five dog step from one not to

another five cases how many knots we

think it will be till 80 paces okay help

me here blossom one knot is five paces

but we need to know how many knots for

80 paces divide 80 by five and you get

sixteen right sixteen so we would

probably kind of like 16 knots

okay that's one so sixteen paces headed

toward away sixteen right what is that

first cottage

so we're trying to look for numbers

numbers numbers somewhere hey hey right

here

four thousand over seven I'm 47 rougher

on our way 47 is the next over in the

combination will diary my duds are dusty

and dirty but I've done found myself

with sweet old spot the cats at noontime

night it's old 60 feet from the stool

house 30 feet from the mining barn

do we have like a measuring tape or

something so we can measure smashing ah

no measuring tape how are they going to

measure 60 feet of dirty feet first we

have to sign the oh hello here we are at

the schoolhouse we need to figure out

how many feet between this knot and the

end of the road practicing by what we

saw with the footsteps that it's about

five feet well I'm about five feet okay

yeah so suppose I see right now it's

about five feet between knots on the

rope they can use that to measure I said

66 new schoolhouse 60 divided by size

well so this time we'll count out 12 not

the catch is that we don't know in what

direction we're measuring there could be

a million different direction maybe we

should make a semicircle from the door

that would measure out all the possible

areas it could be 60 feet from that

direction address yeah I see anywhere

around here so I mean do you want to

hold this by the door sure okay guys

Wow okay guys you want to find all the

different directions that that 12 not

could go okay so the fetchers are going

to make a semicircle showing all the

points that are 60 feet from the

schoolhouse Gus Ruffman nap spot will be

somewhere on that semicircle continue

the semicircle from there look at that

we're using a walk side to the rope to

draw a semicircle let's get the rope in

and we can measure 30 feet then from the

mining machinery okay so we figured out

that from one thought to another sighs

beat 30 divided by 5 equals 6 so that's

like six not six not that's 30 feet when

you get right down to it there's a lot

of math there

uncle Gus's diary and that kids are

doing a great job figuring it out

when we make a complete semicircle from

one point and then we make another from

another point and where the two seven

circles meet up that's the point that

we're looking for we need to start over

here all right I got it

all right guys start making the circle

okay all right we need to find Gus's

napping spy that 60p from the school and

30 feet from the mining barn so it meets

up right here

no one will sleep here I can't be right

that doesn't look comfy and there's no

numbers so let's keep going another

place they meet is riding wagon I would

nap there this wagon is exactly 60 feet

from the schoolhouse 30 feet from the

mining machinery area it meets up

exactly at this point so we should

probably check for the numbers hey wait

a minute and there's a number Oh three

29:47 three Boop now we can go check the

safe let's see if we have the right

combination back to the bank of all not

even in 29 29 47 47 33 come on people

oh here we go show me gold retreat is

far push down right here a giraffe ah

don't go that must be where the actual

treasure is just rub the treasure map

they just have to follow the trail pack

the cabin in the wood then cross the

stream to Horseshoe Belton mine entrance

the gold is hidden to the mind but how

do my treasures get there yes plus

there's keys come on

well you know seems kind of busy

what we found with treasure map from

where we are it looks like it's pretty

much miles away you can't get there by

foot the only way you're going to be

able to get there is my horseback no way

really I know a rancher Kevin and he can

help you get to the next leg of this

journey we're gonna rewind really Wow

that is one happy bet Harry

follow my lead you to do it I'll have

something here it'll let you listen I'm

not a big fan of them marshal cycles

intolerant that's right good luck to

your journey we're back in studio G with

marco ruby and shreya ready to earn some

points in a halftime quiz show

let's brush up on the rules 50 points

are available

you have 60 seconds to answer as many

questions as you can ten questions

available at five points apiece

you guys ready let the quiz begin

the name of the ghost town Emmy mark and

Jay were sent to was white

yes which of the following four free

buildings is offenders not see on their

walk through town a dentist's office B

jail you need general store yeah correct

what year did people begin walking for

the Rocky Mountains of mine for gold

agency yes

1859 just debentures found southwest

using what navigational tools comes next

which stretcher is wearing a black hat

mark okay final answer okay yes your

fault

a compass self-direction face of yours

gravitational field correct in the

Earth's magnetic field where did the

fetchers find the rope that they used as

the measuring site oh oh yes how does

the fetchers check the distance between

knots on the rope smart one time yes

true or false the caretaker of the ghost

town is named Phil

Oh correct before heading out on

horseback was beverage to the pressures

and each other okay

Oh No phone hello rookies I'm in America

just landed I'm hailing a taxi straight

to your pad right now but there's

one toxin oh ow

Hulk is on her way we gotta find

Dustin's gold we got to bring it back I

have it made into jewelry before her cab

gets here Hey look this must be it this

is the ranch Erica horses are you uh

Kevin Kim I'm gonna do for you well I

have this map and one looking to go to

horseshoe mountain horse you ma'am okay

saddled up okay go of technical yes this

is cool

ruff this is pretty awesome isn't she

beautiful ruff hanbin or Kevin long guys

you guys changed upon the get going

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amazing among reward oh yeah pull out

what is that

that cabin oh it is the first landmark

the cabin that doesn't look like much

though yeah but it's our first landmark

guys are going the right way

g-hold that's not my dream get the

stream this was rumored on that tree

they follow the map perfectly hey always

stay over on that Ridge

hey wait a minute Oh super this actually

shaped like a horseshoe as far as I

could take you with the horse before

wait a minute that means follow the path

and you'll make it

yeah you Kevin good luck well looks like

they're hopping it on what horse your

mountains right up here in the mine must

be inside all right let's go just the

mine is right there maybe we should

check the map um Russell Hill its

instruction wait what got left out one

important thing where the treasure is in

the mind what

look at these crease line yeah I know

someone's wrinkled this map on purpose

guy always cost rothman you tried Fulton

a spot hold it this way and

wait a second that's a pickup yes it

snacks huh look at that bike holding the

map it shows an image of a pickaxe

recently oh

it was part of old Gus's junk I've been

storing guys the walls or should be a

pickaxe there could you get it shut up

and be careful huh maybe it's a special

pickaxe or a what K pickaxe I'm pretty

sure it's really just a pickaxe

we'll take their words on you I'm saying

listen for waterfall listen for

waterfall what could that mean I have no

idea I disappeared anything today maybe

it's something to do with like his

treasure somewhere near his treasure if

you can hear a waterfalls or clothes or

something like that their direction let

me find a miner and get in touch with

them

hey kid hey are you receptive

yeah yeah I'm a friend of rough and he

told me to give you a message

listen for waterfall they'll probably

help us find the treasure guys I've been

mining this thing for 30 years there's

no treasure in there oh just a better

look than that that's not very promising

you're welcome to go look if you want

okay

you gotta wear helmets and uh I got some

light for two to cool do you need any

help I'll be right outside here sounds

good thank you very much thank you

alright listen for waterfall all right

I'm gonna listen for waterfall

Oh some reason it's got the chills

guys what goes local agencies oh yeah

every it's going this way that means

that the waterfall should be right in

front of us oh it's getting colder we're

getting deeper into the mind

look out what it is up here they're

getting wet air up this treasure better

be worth it I just got like soaked

believe me it's gonna be completely

worth it I hope I don't know this

intersection two different ways to go

here oh no that was joint them we're

just going we're alone in the mind

looking for treasure I say we take the

light way yes go with his life big fan

of that you sure water no no either do i

nope we might have to take the dark way

okay look they have to go down

I like wow great time great time

whoo don't see him like your little

danger this is very loud yeah louder and

louder all right

look I think you just said that's the

famous waterfalls no water ball the

treasure is somewhere here

let's look guys here no looking around

for any clues at all

find anything yet what about these rocks

oh just a bag in there

what is that wait pull out your level of

my passion this one okay open it open up

oh my god Oh bright shiny gold good they

call you bunny

do it again it's courier what wait I

kind of know I don't know how there's

laundry detergent property of Gus

roughly my humble opinion these borate

minerals are more valuable than gold

because you can use them mix up a main

batch of laundry detergent all right

with all the filthy duds I've seen

around these parts

Gus ruffman's laundromat gonna make me

rich laundry he was going to open a

laundromat laundry detergent we came all

this way for laundry detergent I want to

go rough we came all this way just for

something we can get at the supermarket

yeah well this place is giving me the

creeps let's get out of here yes all

right guys come on back to studio G

that's gonna make me rich ruff yep and I

do appreciate the sarcasm J thank you

welcome back our contestant the three

minor 49ers of cell change Park awesome

well you went for the gold then it came

back with a boring but that sense of

either still aren't a bunch of points

wait for you in the triumph tally saw

all gust didn't make it easy on you well

diary my duds are dusty and dirty to

crack the meaning of his diary needed

some science a whole lot of math and

some good old-fashioned horseback riding

he hold all that ingenuity and

perseverance gets the three of you from

80 points

but is that all the points it's all kids

mine out of this here computer what time

is it today's ten bonus points go to the

fetcher figured out they had to retrace

his steps now if you're going to retrace

Gus's steps which wound up leading

straight to the pressure map Emmy Chris

90 points you're today's daily winner

let me have here - guitar covered pieces

of jewelry Oh correction

- tarred and feathered pieces of jewelry

I shed under won a prize worth its

weight in gold

under the other ones it's worth his

weight in for eight so until it be

tarred and feathered jewelry piece a or

tarred and feathered jewelry needs be

I'm gonna go with a alright I mean your

prize to this mailbox hi MA

yeah awesome what a money what a money

bag I don't regard pink roots of gold

panning well actually it's the gold

prospecting kids I've got spam and some

gold that Billy Budd no half until next

time y'all have a good one well some

good news I had checks and held the

driving directions her taxi took a

detour through Wisconsin cheese country

she got a year 44 hours late this bought

me some time to try the detergent damn

because it's laundry powder got all the

tar out of eldest jewelry Gus's

detergent worked so well I've decided to

start my own laundry business

check couldn't use all the detergent one

to do laughs good hey you want to learn

more about finding favors let's dig a

little deeper when the fetchers learned

that Gus's natural spot was 60 feet from

the schoolhouse and 30 feet from the

mining barn they knew it had to be one

of these to point that they had a third

spot to measure from they could have

narrowed down Gus's napping spot to a

single point the GPS in your car uses

the same kind of math to figure out

where you are cool huh totally Bobby if

you give it a bit up chapter without

that map it separate okay one last thing

not only do I host my own television

show fine I have a fantastic website to

check it out

it's more fun than turning round and

round circles before a nap pbskidsgo.org

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