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05x04 - The Ol' Shell Game

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Fetch! With Ruff Ruffman". Aired: May 29, 2006 - November 4, 2010.*
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A reality game show with animated host Ruff Ruffman features real kids facing real challenges.

05x04 - The Ol' Shell Game

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yay they're here good old spot spotnik

he got me a sweet deal on authentic

turtleneck sweaters I know the neck is

long that's what makes them authentic

Chad thank you now as spot explained in

his book spot spotnik explains Turtles

the necks of turtles are very long we

never see the whole neck because it's

wound around a spool in their shell what

spot made it all up Turtles don't wind

their necks around a spool inside their

shell oh I'm going to get spot back for

this hey remember when spot wanted to be

on fetch this

season hello spotnik hi yeah love the

sweaters so I'm making a new game show

called uh who's the smarty pants you

want to be on it super I'll send you the

address bye oh this is awesome when he

goes to the address he'll find himself

at the dog pound you think spot will

pull another trick on me now

nah oh I have an email D off you have

been specially selected to appear on the

new hit radio game show who's the smarty

pants what I thought I just made that

show up it's so weird but very

exciting what I could hear you

Blossom life was missing its Mystique my

squeaky toys had lost their squeak and

then out of the blue I saw the phone and

Bam my destiny was calling

me pitch my vision for a show they loved

it thought I was a pro they got my

contract back to fine to their alarm a

dog head sign Oh I like that

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name I didn't wait to renovate found six

contestants all were great and now I'm

on the road to fame I've got a game show

and it name is it's very

catchy it rolls off the

tongue Jad probably should have stuck

with a

bicycle here come the contestants

now she's determined this year to stop

biting her nails she's tied for last

she's

heavy he once made a lettuce and hot dog

soup for his parents yum in last place

with Emmy it's

Spar his mom says he's messy and he

agrees it's

day she invented bear ball it's played

with croquet mallets tied for second

it's

shya don't give him spicy food unless

you have a fire extinguisher handy also

tied for second place it's

Marco teachers who don't completely

erase the board she'll chalk that up as

something annoying in first place it's

Ry hello

Fetchers hey you like my new sweater

yeah it's okay it's a turtleneck it's

problem is it's all neck apparently yeah

that's the point of a TR neck it comes

up and then you fold it down all right

let me try folding this down a little

bit no now still more still need more

folding one big

there I've got aund of these things and

it's all spot spot next fold the only

thing these are good for are turtles

speaking of turtles oh that reminds me

it's my good friend crush's birthday I

better give him a

call what is someone's totally ringing

I'm coming

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dude I'm all right dude I'm just like

totally seeing starfish I love Crush hey

Crush happy

birthday dude I'm 150 and still young

totally dude just living on a nice

steady diet of Surfing and seagrass that

is the key to my youthful appearance

dude yeah check out the b wa wow you've

been alive aund 50 years sea turtles

haven't made whoa whoa whoa slay down

there rough dude not every sea turtle

gets the hang out as long as the crush

man dude really life can be pretty tough

for those little turtle babies yeah

little dudes have to like watch out for

like hot sand Hungry Fish pollution

sounds like things are pretty tough for

you sea turtles you know it Ru man some

of my Bros are in danger of totally

becoming extinct extinct you mean there

might not be any more sea turtles at all

oh maybe your little fetcher dudes can

tell l a flipper that's a great idea

yeah to I will put my Fetchers right on

it buddy party on my K9 friend thanks

Crush thanks fetcher

needs well you heard him Fetchers we've

just got ourselves challenge number

one tra Marco you're meeting John at the

Seas with Nemo and friends at Epcot your

plane tickets and all your instructions

are now in the mailbox go

fetch fun have fun guys bye bye so on a

separate Note have you guys heard of a

radio game show called Who's the smarty

pants can't say that I have apparently

it's a pretty big deal I just got this

invite to be a contestant on who's the

smarty pants now unfortunately I can't

go because well as you know I'm busy

doing this game show so I am sending one

of you guys instead

Jay you'll be meeting Chip he's the host

of the show your instructions are in the

mailbox go Good Luck Good Luck J

proud

J see have fun as determined by the wait

what Blossom what do you mean you can't

find any mention of this show anywhere

you think it's a fake excuse me I got

invited to do the show in an email hello

emails are never fake anyway as

determined by the the fetch 3,000 Emmy

Mark and Ruby have stayed behind in the

studio but they'll be eligible to win

points during the halftime SP show yes

and the weather forecast is always sunny

and fair with the fetch fairness

guarantee all the contestants will have

competed for the same number of points

by the grand finale so for the three

contestants out on the challenges today

up to 100 points are at stake in the

Triumph tally so as Crush would say dude

let's go totally check in with Shreya

and Mar

John hi are you John yes I am oh so you

know a lot about turtles yeah I know

some things about turtles they are eight

different species of sea turtles and we

have two of them here we have green sea

turtles and we have loggerhead sea

turtle so how are turtles born turtles

hatch out from eggs that are buried on

the beach once they hatch they dig up

through the sand and then crawl down to

the water and swim as fast as they can

to deep water because there're so

subject to be eaten by fish or sharks or

Birds now sea turtles grow pretty slowly

and so they don't become fully mature

until they're about 17 18 years old wow

and at that point they'll made out in

the water and then the female will find

the beach that she always goes to and

lay the eggs and the cycle starts all

over again cycle what cycle oh a life

cycle those are the stages in a turtle's

life a baby Turtle hatches from an egg

it grows up into an adult the adult

female lays eggs and the cycle starts

all over again now because of their life

cycle and how hard it is for them to

grow up to adults sea turtles are

endangered oh no that's very sad that

means they're in danger of becoming

extinct their population numbers are so

low that we really worry about how well

they grow we're feeding our sea turtles

Roma lettuce what kind of dressing

green sea turtles are herbivores they're

looking for seaweed loggerhead sea

turtles are omnivores so they can eat

both meat and plants as I mentioned the

turtles are endangered that's why we're

working hard to try to protect the sea

turtles so that their population can

grow well don't worry my Fetchers are

here to help I'd like for you to go see

a friend of mine Dr an and she works

down at the beach that's right Dr an is

a conservation biologist change your

clothes Fetchers it's Beach

time wow

limo hey it's Chip the host of who's the

smarty pants pretty impressive for a

fake show Blossom wow Chip's got fans I

never get to sign anything guess nobody

wants to ask a dog for his autograph

going to be on a show going to be on the

okay Jay's at the radio station look

Blossom who's the smarty pant they have

a sign see it's real hi there hey how's

it going chip Hammer hi nice to meet you

there's J's heard a lot about you meet

Olivia hi it's so nice to meet you you

guys are going to be our contestants

today on who's the smarty pants I'm so

excited Jay's going to be on a game show

well well another game show do you know

when this thing is like over I I have no

clue it's going to be so great to get

out of this dump what there's so many

things I would rather be doing right now

oh would you rather be on my show so

like why are you even here well hello

cuz I'm on fetch that show is like for

like 5-year-olds right no well I'm like

11 I don't I don't watch shows like

fetch I watch like you know cool shows

that is

cool well I'm going to win you should

just give up now I'm serious honestly I

can't how my two contestants doing we're

doing great uh Jay's great Olivia not so

much how do you feel about competition

well I guess I think that a person's

true character is shown during

competition I mean for me I guess as

long as I'm learning something I think

I've won okay this is strange now she's

being really nice J how about you man

what do you what do you feel about

competition I just say fight till you

win there you go honest answer I like it

okay it's beach time

hi are you Dr an I am oh hi um we're the

FES nice to meet you we just learned

about adult sea turtles and we were

wondering if you could tell us more

about when they were babies I'd love to

oh we can learn about baby sea turtles

here in Florida we have three different

species of turtles that come to Nest the

green sea turtle the leatherback sea

turtle and then my all-time favorite is

the loggerhead sea turtle more

loggerheads come to nest in Florida than

just about any place else on Earth so

our beaches are so important for these

sea turtles this is a Turtle Crawl when

sea turtles come to lay their eggs they

come out of the water and they're going

to go to the highest point in the Doom

to lay their eggs so a loggerhead sea

turtle is about 250 lb now the way you

can tell you've got a loggerhead turtle

crawl they use an alternating flipper

see how she's sort of moving her body up

just like this kind of like diag exactly

I can see that flipper tracks let's

follow this track up and figure out what

she's done okay now I can dig down and

try and find the eggs and show you a sea

turtl wao so how do the baby sea turtles

crawl all the way out oh yeah imagine a

hundred little hatchlings that all hatch

at about the same time and they have

this momentum that just pushes them out

so they're all digging at the same time

and it's like a little volcano of

turtles a turtle Cano and the eggs are

right back here wow you found them yep

cool that's it w so there's between 100

and 120 eggs wow that is a lot of baby

turtles one when were these eggs slay

last night wow what we're going to do

now is we're going to put three Stakes

around this nest because we don't want

people coming up here and accidentally

putting in their umbrellas or anything

in this nest and we'll disguise it from

any predator that could potentially be

coming by so they've got to put the nest

back just the way they found it and Mark

it with Stakes to help protect it so if

you want to just go ahead and write 501

on each of these Stakes so what does 501

mean that means we've got 501 loggerhead

sea turtle Nows wow that's a lot of

nests all right now what we're gonna do

is put a piece of flagging tape around

it and what we like to do is put up

little signs so that if people are

curious they can learn about sea turtles

cool so if this is the 51 nest and

there're about 100 Turtle EGS per Nest

wouldn't there be thousands of turtles

just solling around in the sea there

lots of things that can cause them to

hatch or not hatch so how about if we go

take a look at a nest that hatch

recently and we're going to dig up all

the contents and see what's going on in

that Nest cool all right great cool how

exciting a hatched turtl nest in a real

radio game

show hello radio listeners my name is

Chip hammer and you're tuned into to

who's the smarty pants the premise of

the show is simple I read each

contestant a question they have 10

seconds to answer get the question

correct you get Five Points get it wrong

your opponent has a chance to steal all

right Five Points a piece just like in

the halftime quiz show Jay the winner at

the end of the round gets an all

expenses paid train trip to the

beautiful island of

Hawaii what a great prize I always

wanted to take a train trip to Hawaii

let's meet today's contestants Olivia

why don't you tell us a little about

yourself I'm going into sixth grade at

the Woodland School um I'm a straight A

student and my favorite hobby is

volunteering with people less fortunate

than I yeah that's beautiful and our

second contestant is eight-year-old Jay

wait what I'm I'm I'm 13 well sorry

about that what an incredible show we're

going to have today for you let's get

started good luck Jay first question

goes to Jay what famous englishman's

experiments with freezing meat in 1626

caused his death from exposure what okay

see I didn't prepare for

this um and that's time sorry Who would

know that Olivia chance to steal Sir

Francis Bacon that is correct how did

she know that Olivia next question for

you what shape is a circle round that is

correct that's a little bit easier than

Jay's question Jay what trade was Greek

philosopher Socrates trained for what

okay really she she got a circle

question and I get like scholar

questions that's the way it's coming

down the pike

Jay again I got no clue I got nothing

Olivia for the steel stone cutting that

is correct the US flag is comprised of

three colors name them red white and

blue that is correct Jay who was build

as the human mop when he joined his

family's comic acrobatic Vaudeville act

at age

three carot top no sorry is this guy

chip for real Buster Keaton that is

correct Olivia next question for you a

baby dog is called a

puppy yes that is correct so easy all

right chip I'm not sure how you got your

own game show but I'll show you how it's

done Ruff Ruffman here back in Studio G

with Emmy Mark and rby duby also known

as Ruby let's turn our attention to the

halftime quiz show and let me tell you

my questions are going to be a lot

fairer than those on who's the smarty

pants so brush up on the rules 50 points

are available you have 60 seconds to

answer as many questions as you can 10

questions available at Five Points a

piece you guys ready yes yes let the

quiz begin baby turtles that have just

emerged from their shells are called

what hatchlings hatchlings

correct what does Olivia say as her

favorite hobby a recycling B

volunteering with people as fortunate

sea kayaking b b

yes name one animal that eats baby sea

turtles big sharks yes what a surprise

for the winner of the game show a train

trip to Hawaii train trip yeah correct

true or false sea turtles have very high

population numbers false correct the

track that a nesting Turtle leaves on

the beach is called

blank pass pass Dr an Compares a

hatching nest of baby sea turtles to

what geologic feature volcano

correct how many eggs does a loggerhead

turtle lay in a single Nest about 100

yeah correct true or false Olivia is 12

years old false false correct name two

kinds of sea turtles that Nest on

Florida

beaches green sea turtle yes time wow

nine out of 10 that's 45 points that is

great I can live with that what was the

answer that we pass the track that a

nesting Turtle leaves on the beach is

called this is a Turtle Crawl Turtle

Crawl so will Marco and sha see sea

turtle shells by the seashore let's find

out

all right so this is a loggerhead Nest

that just hatched last night Co that's

so cool now inside this Nest we're going

to hopefully find eggs that have hatched

there might be some eggs that haven't

hatched there might be some turtles here

it is what is that this is one that's

hatched a hatched egg now how can you

tell if it's hatched well it's open it's

open oh here's one for you this is

different here's an egg that didn't

hatch oh no there's a turtle inside yeah

there was an embryo inside there it

didn't make it that's sad but you know

what we have a pretty good hatch rate on

this beach we have about 85 out of 100

eggs making that's pretty good and you

guys are going to count the number of

eggs that hatched and those that didn't

hatch how many of these do you think

actually made it to the ocean but

actually going to survive should I say

well we predict that only one in a

thousand make it to adulthood so imagine

we're going to have to have 10 nests and

only one of those sea turtles is going

to survive to adulthood one of a

thousand no wonder crush is upset wait

so what happens to these Turtles why is

it one in a thousand these Turtles are

sort of part of the circle of life some

of them might not survive but they

provide food for lots of other animals

that are out there in the oceans oh but

as they grow up they could get hooked by

fishing line and fishing nets oh no and

the sad thing is they could also spend a

lot of time eating trash that's floating

out in the ocean because you know a lot

of the trash looks a lot like what sea

turtles would eat a floating plastic bag

looks a lot like a jellyfish to a sea

turtle and what happens when a sea

turtle eats trash gets sick it gets

really sick and a lot of times they just

don't make it so many of the hatchlings

don't make it because there's someone

else's food but adult sea turtles could

be safer if the ocean and beaches were

cleaner that would mean out of these 500

Nest maybe 50 Turtles survived I know

that's something that we can all fix you

know we need your help so by picking up

all the plastic that you see on our

beaches and keeping our oceans safe for

sea turtles it's going to make a big

difference in helping to protect sea

turtles for the future generation

so that's what we can all do to help

protect sea turtles make sure you don't

leave any trash on the beaches I know we

can do

that if someone is considered a brunette

what color is their hair say green brown

correct again Jay an average human has

46 chromosomes how many does a cabbage

have I don't know she's getting all

these easy questions what 18 correct

Olivia you are ahead with a commanding

lead Jay you've got a big goose egg

buddy a donut hole Zilo but there's

still a chance to tie it up with a 500

Point bonus buzzer question but we

really don't have a buzzer so you'll

just have to hit the table whoever gets

this right takes it

all who got pranked on this quiz

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show I'm

thinking it's me you you are correct

what you and Ru Ruffman have been

pranked by spot spotnik are you serious

spot spotnik I should have known really

a good joke poor Jay That was supposed

to be me on the show I better call him

hey J hey Ru how do you feel there a

little shocked huh pretty shocked

actually well because spot spotnik

tricked me he really wound up tricking

you you know you really can't get to

Hawaii by From a Train yeah shows how

much spot knows all right I guess see

you back at Studio grff come on back to

Studio G so far we've had 100 hasag only

five unsuccessful seven uhoh what what

what' you

find oh my God it's a baby turtle and

it's alive it it's just stuck down

there two turtles oh my God it's the

baby what happened why are they still

there so this is a little loggerhead sea

turtles they were trapped at the bottom

of their nest anyone else pushing on top

of you trying to get out exactly well

let's let these little guys go to the

ocean you ready to release them with me

wow face the water all right now it's

really important that sea turtles get a

chance to walk along the beach because

this is how scientists thinks that's how

they know how to come back to Florida

when it's time to lay their eggs wow

look at their little flippers move see

the alternating flippers how they use

one at a time one of the biggest

challenges these little hatchlings have

is when light is shining on the beach

when the hatchlings emerge from their

nests what they're looking for is the

brightest thing that they can see and

that should be the moon shining on the

water but if there's light shining

behind them they're going to head to

that and they're going to get trapped in

the Dune and never make it to the

ocean whoa wipe out they'll make it

they're strong that wave didn't do

anything to him he liked it come on guys

that's right little daddy

there he is say goodbye little guys

there he goes so we're going to hope

that these two little guys make it and

we'll see them in 20 to 30 years that

was the coolest thing I think I've ever

done well you know I'm counting on you

guys to make a difference for wildlife

we need your help to make sure that our

oceans and beaches are safe for sea

turtles so that we can make sure that

these guys have a future in the wild

we're on the job Dr an thank Youk see

you back Studio G R see you guys back at

Studio G well let's welcome back our

contestants first the heroes of the

slings Marco and nice job and now the

contestant who will always be a smarty

pants in my

book what a good sport this young man is

it was fun well spot hasn't heard the

last from me and in the meantime it's

time for the Triumph

py Jay even though Olivia seemed so mean

you kept your cool and never gave up you

should just give up now honestly I can't

so you've earned an honest 70 points y y

and now Marco treya crush is totally

stoked about the work you did today

listen to this well F you totally

rock thanks for helping out those little

grommets that's the best birthday

present ever Stellar job you two Turtle

Huggers now points you shall receive not

only do you receive points for marking a

new turtle nest and investigating a

hatched nest Nest like a real field

biologist you release two very cute baby

sea turtles into the ocean that was the

coolest thing I think I've ever done for

a total of 75

points and because this is a real game

show instead of a fake one is that all

the points a dog can give

no what time is it bonus points that's

right today's 10 bonus points go to the

contestant who because of my Feud with

spotnik took a hit for me with good

humor and sportsmanship I'm

thinking it's me J with 80 points you're

today's daily

winner now Jay I have here two identical

crafts made from my useless turtleneck

sweaters under one a prize better than a

train trip to Hawaii under the other

something about as good as a train trip

to Hawaii which will it be Turtle craft

a or Turtle craft B I'll take a all

right

hey Jay got a prize for you guess where

it's sitting mailbox you got it go get

it what is it it's a turtle turtle with

Turtle chocolate that's right eat one

Jay try one and that brings us to the

end of an awesome episode of a real game

show fetch with Ruff Ruffman all right

Fetchers enjoy the chocolate we'll catch

you later bye bye

guys okay I know how to get spot back

back for his dirty trick and all I need

is 5050 gallons of maple syrup and a

goat what I need to call a truce and

break this cycle of Revenge I need to

rise above it be a shining example to

dogs everywhere oh Blossom you're right

I don't have to stoop to spots level but

what about all those turtlenecks you

donated them to the zoo huh nice work

Blossom you know sometimes I think

you're as clever as I

am hey you want to learn more about

turtles let dig a Little Deeper do

turtles have any Predators once a sea

turtle is as large as the sea turtles we

have here there are very few Predators

primarily sharks however sometimes

Turtles get injured by man they've been

Tangled Up in fish line or in a fishnet

even hit by a boat and many are k*lled

by pollution like in an oil spill

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okay one last thing not only do I host

my own television show but I have a

fantastic website too check it out it's

more fun than turning round and round in

circles before a nap pbskidsgo.org

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