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02x14 - Tape Loops and Loop-the-Loops

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Fetch! With Ruff Ruffman". Aired: May 29, 2006 - November 4, 2010.*
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A reality game show with animated host Ruff Ruffman features real kids facing real challenges.

02x14 - Tape Loops and Loop-the-Loops

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ah blossom a little help here

stop well at least I don't have to think

about presents again for a whole year

so Ruffy what you getting your

grandmother Grandparents Day

Grandparents Day is Sunday if you are a

good grandson Grandparents Day of course

in fact uh I have your present right

here giving me an artichoke your very

first present to me was an artichoke I

was so moved I had it bronzed that was a

day we made lentil soup together we

played checkers with my parakeet Jerry

geranium ah g*ng meet Bobby and we went

from a local roller coaster 12 times

till you got sick I guess then

artichokes a really good gift then no no

it's not gonna cut it this time Bobby

but then again maybe you don't pop you

grandma well of course I love you

grandpa hello hey crema life was missing

its mystique by squeaky toys across

there squeak and then out of the blue I

saw the phone and bam my destiny was

calling me

which my vision for a show they loved it

thought I was the problem

they got my contract back to find two

very armed a dog pissed on oh I like

that

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I didn't wait to renovate town sixth

insistence only great canal I'm on the

road to fame I've got a game show and

Damon it's very catchy it was off the

tongue

sorry eyes tell me what we can catch

together and hear from the contestants

down he has no desire to set a world

record

sorry on her dream it's the end world

hunger

he knows he writes his own song that's a

probably right mine too

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she'd be lonely on a deserted island

fine she loves to celebrate oh that's

not an Italian donkeys pudgy saw Maddie

the tank Avengers highway is a scenic

road in New Hampshire and it's a fake

date with friggin update on the doors in

sixth place Maddie with an even 800

points Nina in fifth place with 850

points

Bridget is rough the fourth place she's

sliding in 855 points mike is

unconcerned with 870 points and we have

a two-way tie for the top spot Willie

and Rosario East with 885 points hello

and welcome to fetch the reality game

show where we love our grandmothers well

I'll tell you dang big challenges today

two contestants will be laying down

tracks while two other contestants will

be laying down tracks here comes

challenge number one triskaidekaphobia

fear of the number 13 this is MC Kabir

what does triskaidekaphobia and MC Kabir

have to do with the challenge number one

Mike and Madi sure about the doors or

the mailbox

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challenge number two in the mailbox

there's an envelope the envelope

contains very little information but it

also contains two plane tickets this

Disney World well as determined by the

fetch 3000 Rosario and Nina have stayed

behind in the studio this week but

they'll be eligible to win points during

the halftime quiz show and worry not the

best fairness guarantee is still in

effect all the contestants will have

competed for the same number of points

by the grand finale for the four kids

out on the challenges up to 100 points

are at stake in the triumph tally

so enough total kitchen let's catch up

with Madi and Mike oh man what's going

on

my name is Kabir I'm a rapper and fan

it's challenge for today is to create a

rap song for ruffs grandma that's right

if their grandparents a present hold up

play the song on the radio later today

whoa you have to include these five

words artichoke uranium checkers lentil

soup and justice in the phobia

these are grandma's favorite word's good

luck rhyming triskaidekaphobia Oki

scared don't you guys worry about it

Oh what is this how do we end up enough

clock well into that mouth and that's so

cool

excuse me are you Bernie and Jason yeah

we are jackpot

Bernie and Jason Imagineers they're real

engineers with a cooler name your

challenge is to design your very own

rollercoaster you're going to learn a

little bit about gravity and some other

forces and movements that make coasters

work yep for that part yeah so we're

going to start with Expedition Everest

legend of the forbidden Mountain Everett

oh that sounds exciting before they

design a rollercoaster they have to

write a few to see what they're like so

Expedition Everest sounds like a great

learning experience for the fetchers

yikes whoo the roller coasters in there

maybe they should just ride is a small

world instead a Yeti awesome what's that

laughs so we're on a train it's like a

little passenger train that takes people

up into the mountains so that they did

go on it we're going up into the

monastery that the monks live in at the

base of the mountains in the Himalayas

look at how high up we are

yes so the gravity can pull you down and

you don't rollercoasters have come a

long way since I was doing it

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Thunder Mountain Railroad that sounds

worse

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inertia want to help me out with this

blossoming inertia is the tendency of

moving objects to keep moving oh well

that means that after gravity gets the

roller coaster going down the hill

it'll have enough inertia to keep going

up the next hill gotcha

rap is a combination of feats rhymes and

creativity so this instrument right here

is a keyboard we have all different

kinds of drum sounds and percussion

sound

we've got like every drum sound in the

world in order to actually create a song

we're going to create a beat first like

that you're going to start out picking

some sounds more like that one you're

going to hit this right here on beat

number one and beat number three 1.30

gallery for one-nothing three good one

oh yes no one is ever cut there no

problem close close Madi

one two three four one two three four

one I'm doing great earthquake learner

so next Michael you're going to step up

here and you're gonna choose a snare

drum one two three four one two three

four one two

Oh Mike's got it you're done maybe we

should try to just have you guys

experiment a little bit

oh cool now they're experimenting with

different sounds in order to jazz it up

don't want to bar grandma oh oh that is

fresh for those of you at home I like to

break out build lingo

word and fresh and groovy wait I don't

think they're using that one so welcome

Britain willing to Walt Disney

Imagineering and we call this room the

dreamers den because this is one of the

places that we come to to brainstorm new

ideas and that's what you guys are going

to do today one of the things that we do

during our brainstorming sessions is

research the Imagineers actually went

all the way to the Himalayas to go to

the real not ever kind of a schlep

now what you guys did this morning was

research for your ride and now it's time

to come up with your own ride your own

story whatever you come up with for your

coaster is fine but somewhere along the

way you have to work in a volcano

how many times have I heard that speech

from Henry do whatever you want Rob just

make sure you work a volcano in okay

boss now you're going to have 10,000

feet of track and Bernie's going to tell

you some of the things that you can do

with that track you're going to have a

high heel so something that goes up

quite extensively because you need that

energy to get started

wait a minute the coaster has no engine

Oh duh it's pulled uphill by a chain on

the track and when it gets to the top

gravity pulls it down the hill and

you're going to have a loop where you go

completely upside down or you can have a

spiral a Camelback which they're just a

little hump and then you have a bank

curve and I think you can handle a

straight line so what you guys are going

to do is plot out your ride on these

storyboards so that you can see the

whole thing from start to finish and

what storyboards you guys are using a

really old movie technique and that's

how we plot out the action it is time to

brainstorm okay so I was thinking that

the first thing should be the entrance

like the hut we could do like a car

driving around and you spiral around we

might not have a much enough energy

kinda like keep going around around

in circles so I think that ones are

outside of the volcano I think we should

go right into a list I'm getting

nauseous just thinking about this back

to the rappers one two three yeah I

really like using the high-hat cymbal by

laying down a base crew life was

business it's the seat but we keep toys

that lock that quick yeah okay

now Willie and Bridget are going to try

out their ideas with a model time sorry

okay ready well it looks like the hill

wasn't high enough on that one the

roller coaster isn't getting enough

energy from gravity to make it up the

next hill Wow gravity pulled the coaster

down the hill and inertia kept it going

through the loop let's see that again

see even though gravity is still pulling

down on the coaster when it enters the

loop it has enough inertia to keep going

up we're trying to do here is we're

going to try and create lyrics and run

let's think about what rhymes with soup

so we got through loop what all right

Chuck phones and lentil soup her glasses

are in the shape of a loop okay they

just got artichoke and lentil soup into

their song three more words to go he has

a leader called

disconnects Silvia okay that's gonna be

a car I'm just gonna come home yeah it

takes a lot to do that yeah oh wait

that's brilliant think it takes a lot to

be like a good there's still two words

on that list that you haven't used yet I

had some ideas grandma Ruffman she loves

Gerry MgO with thanks Ben uses her

cranium she loves to hook and play

checkers instead of walking she rides

double deckers like that fixes that

right there so we have all the words

incorporated into the rap so hi ruff

Ruffman here back in studio G with Nina

and Rosario

I'm cost you time to get some point to

your own

halftime quiz show let's go over the

rules

50 points are available you work

together as a team you have 90 seconds

to answer as many questions as you can

there will be ten questions available at

five points apiece are you ready then

let's get this quiz started what is the

name of the legendary monster that lives

on Mount Everest what exactly if they

include a high hill for the

roller-coaster person and Willie will be

taking advantage of what course Oh God

dynamite true or false

roller coaster cars don't contain any

motors true

aces how did Bridgette and Willie fix

their model roller coaster so that it

could make it through the loop on the

road with higher and higher nine name

three roller coaster track components

you got it Bridgette and Willie use

amendment borrowed from moviemaking to

map out the action of the roller coaster

of a fine wow I didn't even finish that

one name for the five words or phrases I

assigned Mike and Madi to use in their

song are just turns and a Gregorius and

checker and checkers what does the word

triskaidekaphobia mean what are the two

main components of a rep song but boy

that was exciting to watch you're out of

time Wow

as I said my heart was going out of my

stroller was crazy but over the one you

meant what are the two main components

of a rap songs lyrical piece this is oh

that's a grand total of 40 boy nice job

guys and now let's defector Willie and

Bridget who hopefully are far away from

that jetty

so when did you imagine air for us okay

well our aim is in Hawaii

yeah the chain pulls it up of the show

over the volcano

oh great like around the tour yeah door

the volcano - artoo hurry up

that would ruin a vacation then it's

going to take them backwards

almost like you did on Everest yeah and

then this is steep enough so that they

just fall and everybody starts screaming

when it drops down and it goes

underground it has enough to be just to

go right to this blue area Josefa yeah

okay how'd it go

we want to make sure we have enough

energy to get from here all the way

around the loop is that correct

Oh there'll be plenty of energy don't

you worry and then gravity's going to

take a listen hear that right yeah all

right boom it worked great job so you

think you're getting on a train for a

peaceful tour around the volcano site

but then something goes horribly wrong

because it always does and then we go

inside the volcano and have an adventure

we didn't expect

nobody expects to go into a volcano so

it's not crossing account on um hey guys

its brah Hera why'd you guys design a

really cool coaster looks like an

awesome ride it's got twists turn lava I

have one more step for you you are going

to ride your roller coaster in a roller

coaster simulator that's at all you're

gonna have to test it on the public as

well so good luck guys alright time for

the rapper's to lay it down on take each

other to the ba*ls and lintels super

Samarpan the shake pollution from week

off just a biga for weekend and grandma

rocks with meticulous if you like your

grandma they gave you money and they're

the ones who call you honey and make me

laugh they're so funny and they get the

food inside my tummy don't describe my

even she loves your energy all wasted

cranium Club and play checkers Roxanna

welcome to my double duck to me in here

and cheering and awesome pamphlet just a

program on grandma

crap hey watch me I smell a Grammy

I wanna hate you grandma you smell fine

we still have one more thing we need to

do though yeah we got play a song on the

radio we got a play our champ or grandma

this is our roller coaster simulator so

we're going to take everything that you

designed back at Imagineering and input

it into the simulator now fetch 3000 I

don't want to get jealous here this is a

pretty cool gadget what do you mean you

have a simulator - you're going to tell

me these things I don't have time to

read the manual Cyril okay there you go

this is so cool so Willie and Bridget

programmed the twists and turns of their

ride into the simulator and now the

simulator will copy those movements

it'll be just like riding a real roller

coaster and I'm going to be riding along

with them in the fetch 3000 roller

coaster simulator fetch 3000 download

their roller coasters program blossom

you might want to stand back

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I'm picking up rain pretty cool hitting

lots of energy go here we go

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[Applause]

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just a second

Wow for simulation it sure does make

your hair move for real

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I'm surprised you turn on your glasses

well I'm still busy sorry blossom didn't

see ya what do you think I loved it I

think it needed to be faster and more

thrilled because we just went straight

for a lot of the time so they want to

make some modifications yes giving birth

- yes hi I'm jasmine

Wow Jasmine's a DJ I heard you guys

wrote a rap song yeah I'm going to go

check it out make sure everything's cool

I not be right back okay new grandma

hello Z you are about to receive your

grandparents a gift is it an artichoke

no Russell sprouts ran off it isn't a

vegetable listen to your favorite radio

station right of course yeah

oh good okay um I'm not quite sure

what's wrong but we're working there's

no hope

oh no no Bogle touch with them hello

hello guys hey it's me ruff

listen I know this is a lot of pressure

but you're gonna have to jump in there

and sing it live I know I could do it

your attitude is critical

okay if you guys treat it like it's

something you can't do you're not going

to be able to do it okay tell me you can

do this okay tell me you can do this

don't be scared guys I know you can do

it now let's check back in with Willie

and Bridget SRI design we think it's

ready for our guests to test out yeah

cuz they're gonna Ray - it's ready yeah

all right well let's see what they say

in congratulations because you guys are

honorary Imagineers thank you yeah

thanks great operation and Riata quiet

yes here we go first

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moving like the whoa what about some

never stop I think the public liked it

oh yeah okay here comes two more

laughing that's a good sign for

thumbs-up

oh these guys look like they know what

you're doing ready to ride the roller

coaster

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docile thumbs up again that makes six

everybody loves it my little ears and

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what's up everybody this is 88 9mm

special guests in with me today Neal so

this is Mike and Madi and I'm so excited

you guys ready to rock it yeah what are

they going to rock grandma happy

Grandparents Day yes Mike and Madi from

fetch with ruff Ruffman and this is our

Jam for me grandma's everywhere first

show plug be quiet Ruffy it's for me

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make me laugh there's some money gonna

keep the booze inside my grandma and I

all sit on the top deck

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I didn't say anything no no grandma it's

part of lyrics we have to roughen

grandma Ruffman he saw damn doesn't left

the building

excellent was it big grandma oh it was

wonderful

oh how they got their little bubble and

grooves on it was fantastic and now

coming back to studio G Rex masters

Maddie and I - the two of you and

overcoming gravity and utilizing inertia

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pally time Willie and Bridget for

briefly testing hair-raising

stomach-turning coasters pennpoint

another 30 points for designing your own

coaster and for testing with a model to

make sure it works an additional 15

points and in the end a coaster is only

as good as the screams 20 points for you

to grand total of 75 points

nicely done nicely done

now then Madi and Mike you got all five

of the required words in your songs at

25 points and you overcame fear to rap

live on the radio GRA GRA empty

mpeg-dash tears first you get 30 points

but the real test is what did grandma

think Oh Ruffy oh it's so it would sell

filled counted the best Grandparents Day

gift I've ever kindness how you kiss it

just darling

it's that Kipnis skippity hip-hop song

I've ever hiked well grandma's vote is

in he got yourself 30 points for a grand

total of five is that all the points a

dog can give

yeah

what very basic size bonus buy time Mike

found a rhyme for an obscure seven

syllable word chickies eka phobias he

has what we call just a back up again

and grandma ruffman's it let them feel

like yeah that is five bonus points for

you my friend which man with 90 points

you're today's daily winner

now Mike behind one of these yetis

there's a fantastic prize behind the

other Yeti disappointment which

abominable snowman will it be what are

you getting at do your thing Mike

you know the prices in the mailbox

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trust wrapping papers that's right that

big paper as in alright guys great show

until next time

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no hi grandma's loaned me Jerry for the

day and I've got 215 straight losses

blossom I think I finally got this bird

on the ropes ha you have only one check

our left Jerry you may as well give up

that Weekly do a spoof stuff sub-bass

King me Bobby

but I was close oh man I was so close I

had you what's this Oh an artichoke

thanks blossom what are you looking at

birdbrain goodly Bob give me give it up

to that fat fat b*stard

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deep enough

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[Applause]