Mud Key (2024)

[bunniefuu]

[tropical music]

[seabirds squawking]



[quiet hum of chatter]

[chicks peeping]



[clucking]

[man] Hey, man.

Spare some change?

Whatever, jerk.

[clucking]

[car horn honking]

[driver] f*ck you,

you f*ck' snowflakes!



[backup indicator beeping]



[Liz] He's fine!

No, he's doing that

hunching thing again.

[Liz] Baby, he's fine.

Hey, Dave!

-What happened to the $20?

-I gave it to you.

[Liz] f*ck.

Oh, here it is. Here it is.

Thank you, sir.

Bye, Dave!

-Are the bumpers out?

-[Liz] Yeah.

[motor rumbling]

You might wanna

straighten her out.

Thank you!

-You gave him water, right?

-[Liz] I sure did.

I'm thinking maybe

we go to Mud Key today,

instead of Boca Grande.

Whatever you think.

Yeah. It looks like tide

isn't gonna be low there

'til, like, 3:00 or 4:00,

and we'll be long gone, anyway.

Unless you'd rather

go to Boca Grande.

You know how much

I love you, right?

["Montserrat"

by Rich McKay playing]

Hi, there!

We're going to Montserrat

In the Caribbean Sea

Montserrat

My friends and me

Don't go so close

to the mooring ball.

[Jodi] It's fine!

We're fine, babe.

You ran over that

other guy's anchor yesterday.

I wouldn't say we're so fine.

I didn't run it over.

We just got tangled in it.

Montserrat

Where we can be free

We will go to a volcano

Have a ball

Going up to the fall

We're going to Montserrat

In the Caribbean Sea



-Look out for the grass there.

-[Jodi] I see it. I see it.

[boat bottom grinding]

-Oh, God. Ugh!

-[Liz] Oh, my God.

[grunts]

I don't know what happened.

I swear I was following tracks.

Maybe low tide came in early?

'Cause tides

are whimsical like that.

Of Christ their King

Splash in a stream

In a warm sunbeam

[Jodi] Get the dog!

-[Pepe yips]

-I got him.

They will burst

When the land gets thirsty

[Pepe yips]

I know, right, Pepe?

sh**t me if this ever gets old.

Oh, I will.



Oh, great.

We have neighbors today.

[Liz]

And such lovely ones, at that.

Maybe we'll recognize them

from the Capitol attack.

Yeah, that could be

the bullhorn lady.

Hopefully these yahoos

aren't in the mood

to string up any lesbians.

I'd pull in to the right,

over there.

I would love to,

if she would move.

She has to.

This isn't her island.

Hi, there. Uh, excuse me.

We'd like to pull in here.

[country music playing on radio]

-Okay, get the dog!

-Thank you!

-Do you have the dog?

-Yes, yes, I've got him.

Jesus, Jodi, not so fast!

-[boat bottom grinding]

-[man] What the f*ck?

-[Liz] That didn't sound good.

-[Jodi] f*ck!

All right, check the anchor.

-I-- I'm holding the dog!

-All right, I'll get the anchor.

f*ck! Jesus.

-[Pepe whining]

-It's okay, it's okay.

["Tractor Tattoo" by Cliff Cody

playing on radio]

Naughty farmer's daughter

With a tractor tattoo

[Pepe whining]

I'm so sorry. Baby, are you

gonna come get him from me?

[Jodi] I am working on it.

You don't need to do that.

You got it beached pretty good.

Y'all ain't going anywhere.

We're total newbies,

if you couldn't tell.

Baby,

I need you to take him from me.

-Here.

-[Pepe whining]

Okay, hold on.

Here you go. Watch his ear!

[Jodi] Oh, my God! Oh, my God.

Okay, ready? Look!

-Look! Where's his thing?

-[Liz] Baby. Baby.

-Thank you. Thank you.

-That's what I'm here for.

Go, go, go.

[Pepe barking]

God, is this gorgeous.

-[Jodi whistles]

-What happened to

taking it easy with him?

He wants to play.

What are you gonna do?

Baby,

can you get a clip of this?

Of you playing ball

with the dog?

-Yeah!

-I don't know where my phone is.

What's wrong with him, anyway?

Well, he tweaked his back in the

Chihuahua Races a few weeks ago.

Believe it or not, he's a mix.

We're hoping to

not have to do an MRI,

or even worse, spinal surgery.

So for now, we're trying

acupuncture and laser therapy.

-Jesus Christ.

-[Jodi] I know. It's a lot.

He's also on anti-inflammatories

and muscle relaxers.

Where y'all from?

Here.

Well, part-time here,

part-time California.

-[Liz] This is our second home.

-But we come as much as we can.

What about you guys?

We live here. Year-round.

Oh! I am so jealous.

Are you guys Conchs?

-We're here over 20 years.

-Originally from West Virginia.

Oh, nice. So what brought

you guys down to the Keys?

-DJ was in the Navy.

-[DJ] For a second or two.

Well,

thank you for your service.

Babe, can you please

get me a beer?

[scoffs] You couldn't have

asked me that a second ago?

Women, am I right? [snickers]

Ow! Jesus, babe!

I'm sorry,

I thought you were looking.

That hurt!

You could've hit me in the head.

Thank you so much.

-[Liz] Women, am I right?

-That's not funny.

-I'm sorry, baby.

-Are you?

Okay, thank you.



[seabirds calling]

Y'all need something

to keep your drinks cold?

Oh, thank you so much!

-Thank you.

-My name is Liz, by the way.

And Little Mouth That Roared

over here, that's my wife, Jodi.

DJ. That over there is Amber.

-Hey.

-My better half. Sometimes.

You hydrating between rounds?

Oh,

I'm just not drinking right now.

-Why?

-I'm just taking a little break.

You're allowed to say

you're not drinking, babe.

That's a good thing.

You should be proud.

Liz is an attorney,

and she thinks you're gonna

somehow hold it against her.

The lawyer part

or the not-drinking part?

Exactly.

So, uh, DJ,

you had a stint in the Navy?

What do you do now?

Mmm, I'm mostly in construction.

Jodi flips houses.

I mean, that's what I do in LA.

I just started doing it here.

-Babe?

-Yeah, I don't know.

I just kind of feel bad.

It's not the most socially

acceptable thing to be doing.

-Ugh.

-[DJ] Yahtzee.

f*ck socially acceptable.

Okay, thank you!

I mean, if I wasn't doing it,

someone else would, right?

It's not like

I'm single-handedly

raising property values.

I'm just playing the game.

We rent a condo

over in Searstown

and our owner decided to sell

it, so he just gave us notice.

Does it need a lot of work?

[chuckles]

sh*t breaks all the time.

What is he asking for it?

I'm just curious.

We're looking at places

up the Keys.

Sugarloaf, Big Pine.

-[Jodi] I hear

it's really nice up there.

-[scoffs] Yeah.

And how great would it be if

you guys could buy something?

Uh, we can't.

You know what?

Jodi should get DJ's number.

She's always looking

for a good contractor.

I'm, uh, more of a handyman now.

Smaller projects,

things like that.

[Amber] Yeah.

Real f*ck' small.

It's just hard finding

good workers down here.

Right, right. What with

everyone being so transient.

I don't know about that.

People come and go all the time.

He knows what

"transient" means, babe.

They're all a bunch of illegals.

Now, hold on. Let me finish

before y'all go off on me.

They gotta be paid

under the table.

They don't pay

any taxes on that,

and then send all that money

back to whatever the hell

country they're from,

and none of it

goes back into our system.

DJ, they don't wanna hear it.

You know what? It's okay.

It's okay. I get it.

I'm a big rule-follower.

It isn't right.

Huh.

What?

I like to do things

on the up-and-up.

-Mmm.

-My wife here, not so much.

What are you even talking about?

Uh, right now she's

trying to beat the system,

be an influencer,

and not have to work anymore.

-What's your handle again?

-I'm-- I'm not trying to beat

the system and not work anymore.

And it's @FlippinAwesome,

no "G," dollar sign,

exclamation point.

And you've got,

like,1,800 followers?

Almost. Almost.

I need some new content.

Good poopie, buddy!

[Liz]

Should I get a clip of that?

That's funny. That's cute, babe.

I'm trying to

pull back the curtain

and be open with my audience,

establish a lifestyle,

grow followers.

You don't get it.

That is a beautiful poopie.

[Liz]

Are you just gonna marvel at it,

or are you gonna go pick it up?

He hasn't been going

since he's been on his meds.

And, plus,

he's a**l-retentive anyway,

so when he does go,

I like to make a big deal.

Are we still talking about this?

Thank you. Welcome to my world.

You're not gonna believe it,

she actually has a song

that she sings about it.

And if you're lucky,

you're gonna hear it.

I'd rather lick a razor blade,

and then eat a lemon.

[DJ chuckles] Honey!

And then put Tabasco on it.

[DJ] Write that one down.

So what do you catch here, DJ?

Oh, snook. Lemon shark.

Uh, mangrove snapper, sometimes.

[Liz] Lemon shark?

You can eat that?

Yeah, sure.

You can eat just about anything

you catch out here.

That's amazing.

What do you use for bait?

Well, Chihuahua mixes are best,

but I wasn't sure how y'all

would feel about that.

[chuckles]

Very funny, DJ. Very dry.

It kind of creeps up on you.

I like that.

But seriously,

what do you use for bait?

Oh, just some mullet.

Not your wife's hairdo, babe.

By the way, you guys,

this is intentional.

They're back in style. So.

That's unfortunate.

Did not know.

You fish?

It's been a long time,

but I love it.

Hmm.

[Liz] Yeah,

my dad and I used to go out.

I did not know that.

-Yeah. He would take me

off the pier in Oceanside.

-[Jodi] Hmm.

You're welcome to grab a rod,

and have at it.

-Are you serious?

-Mm-hmm.

[Liz] That'd be awesome.

[DJ] Yep. Right on the cooler.

-That's the one.

-Awesome.

All right, hook's out,

so be careful.

-Okay, okay.

-[DJ] In fact,

let's switch these.

-Okay.

-[DJ] Let me take this one.

-Okay, thank you.

-[Jodi whistles]

[DJ] And...

Need me to bait that for you?

Oh, no.

Can you just give me a mullet?

-[DJ] Yep.

Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.

-[Liz] Thank you.

[DJ] Flies love 'em.

Thank you, sir.

You can go through the mouth,

but you might wanna go through

the back, under that fin.

-Right.

-[DJ] A little stronger.

[Liz] Harder than it looks.

But I got it, I got it.

-[DJ] You got it?

-[Liz] It's coming back to me.

What are you guys planning to do

here with all the accoutrements?

Uh, you got

a lot of stuff out here.

We're camping here tonight.

Okay, that sounds awesome.

Baby, we need to do that.

Okay, babe.

Well, with the tide

not coming back in 'til 10:00

or 11:00 tonight,

y'all may not have a choice.

Wait.

I got an important Zoom at 7:00.

Baby, I gotta get back by then.

Yeah,

and if we all push, though,

we're gonna be fine, right?

[DJ laughs]

No, we're not staying tonight.

I didn't pack anything.

We don't have treats.

We don't have his meds.

Baby, we're gonna be fine.

But I just love that

your biggest concern is the dog

and his needs.

I don't know who needs who more.

Look at you!

-Yep.

-You did it.

Right? Woot, woot!

-[splash]

-f*ck.

Okay, now you gotta

release the reel.

-Oh, right, right, right.

-Here, watch this.

Just like this.

-[reel hissing]

-Jesus.

Okay, I gotcha.

[splash]

I'm gonna have my sandwich.

Do you want yours?

-[Liz] No, not yet.

-Okay. I'm gonna have mine.

Ah, f*ck!

-[DJ] Cast it on out there.

-[Liz] Okay.

As long as you get your bait

wet, you got a chance.

[Liz] Mm-hmm.

-[DJ] That'll play.

-[Liz] Okay!

You're a great teacher, DJ.

Do you guys have any kids?

We got four

between the two of us.

I had a practice husband

before him, and so did he.

Did you have

a practice husband, too?

-What, me? f*ck no.

-[Amber cackles]

I'm just teasing.

But I love that.

Practice spouses.

So how old are your kids?

22 to 27. And six grandbabies.

[Liz] No way.

Mm-hmm. We started young.

That's amazing. You guys

don't look a day over 50.

We're not.

At least I'm not.

DJ here just turned 51.

I got me an older man.

[clicks tongue]

I can't wait to have grandkids.

How many of your kids

did you guys have together?

None.

Well, we have three of our own.

We got an 18-year-old,

a 16-year-old,

and a 14-year-old.

She had them with her ex.

I'm the step-monster.

Are they with

their dad right now?

[chuckles] No.

They're with their other mom.

I had a practice wife, too.

She's got 'em

for two weeks in Maui.

[Jodi] Woot, woot!

Babe.

I like my downtime. So sh**t me.

I'm still waiting for Peter Pan

over here to grow up.

-Oh! Fish on.

-What is it?

-[grunts] Lemon shark, I think.

-[Liz] No way!

[Jodi] Babe, he said

he catches them here.

f*ck! f*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck!

sh*t! sh*t!

[Pepe barking]

-[Jodi] Oh, boy.

-Babe, get it!

-[Jodi] I am!

-[Pepe whining]

-[DJ] Get my knife, Ams.

-[Amber] I'm on it.

'Cause you're gonna

cut it loose?

Little catch and release action?

'Cause I'ma eat it.

[Jodi] What, babe, isn't that

how you and your dad used to do?

[Pepe whining, barking]

Now just drop the tip

and reel 'em in! Come on.

[grunts] Jesus Christ, Amber!

I know what I'm doing.

[Pepe whining]

Shut that dog the f*ck up!

[Pepe whining]

Mine eyes have seen

The glory

Of the coming of the dog

-[Liz] Oh, good. Here she goes.

-I swear to God,

that dog's going in the water

if you don't shut it up!

We could really write a blog



He has loosed

The faithful lightning

Of his poop

That's like a log

God f*cking damn it!

[DJ grunting]

[Amber] Good job, DJ!

You break, I buy.

Yeah, tell yourself what

you need to tell yourself. Okay?

It wasn't my f*ck' fault.

g*dd*mn it. You can be

such a d*ck sometimes.

I tell you what,

you're big f*ck' baby.

That's what you are, a baby.

Everything you touch

turns to sh*t.

You're lucky I didn't snap that

f*ck' rod over your fat head!

as*h*le.

I-- I don't know about you guys,

but I'm a big believer

in everything happening

for a reason.

-[Amber] Ugh. Oh, my God.

-Oh, Jesus Christ.

What? What? It's true.

Jodi and I were this close

to swiping the other way

for each other.

Babe, they don't know

what you're talking about.

Yeah, y'all met on a sex app.

[Liz] It was a dating app.

-Isn't that the same thing?

-You haven't been single

for a while, have you?

No, I have not.

We met the good

old-fashioned way:

drunk at a bar.

[Liz] I hear that.

That works, too.

["House of the Rising Sun" by

Andrea Cummins playing on radio]

Oh, my God.

I love this song. Turn it up!

[volume increases]

And she makes fun of me

for singing to the dog.



Come on, baby. Dance with me.

[singing] In New Orleans

[Jodi] I'm great. No.

They call the Rising Sun

That's been the ruin

Of many a poor boy

And God, I know I'm one

[Amber] What was she like

when she drank?

You don't wanna know.

If this is so wrong,

I don't wanna be right.

[Liz humming along]

She sewed my new blue jeans

I am one lucky, lucky lady.

-[crunch]

-[Jodi exclaims]

Babe?

-Babe!

-[music stops]

Boo!

Hey,

your friend's calling for you.

-My friend?

-[Jodi] Babe, I need you!

Okay, okay! What happened?

I broke my f*cking tooth!

-Are you in pain?

-[Jodi sobs]

I'm ready to go back now.

Okay. Hey, what can I do, baby?

[Jodi] Sober up from

your sparkling water

and get us the f*ck out of here!

[Liz] Okay. It's okay.

You know what?

We're gonna get you

to an emergency dentist.

-It's all gonna be okay.

-Good luck with that.

[Liz] Well, there's gotta be

someone around here!

I mean getting out.

Well,

what if we all push together?

Come on.

Here we go.

-[all grunting]

-[DJ] Go!

-Oh, look, it didn't work.

-Baby. Baby.

Should we have her

trim up the engine?

If anything, she needs

to hop out, and help us push.

Okay. Come on, my love.

Come on. It's gonna be okay,

I promise you.

-On your count.

-On three. One, two, three. Up!

[all grunting]

Okay.

What if I trim down the engine,

and just f*cking floor it?

Okay, okay. Okay.



[motor rumbling]

-Okay, go.

-[Jodi] Babe,

you're breaking the boat!

[Liz] I'm not breaking the boat!

-You're doing more damage.

-[Liz] Well,

what do you want me to do?

-Get the radio!

-Okay. Okay. I got the radio.

My God, the radio!

-I got it!

-f*ck!

g*dd*mn it.

Are you f*cking kidding me?

Un-f*cking-believable.

What, are you calling a dentist?

I'm saving myself,

because my wife was too busy

whooping it up to do it herself.

[Jodi panting]

I would prefer

no love right now.

Sorry.

-Channel 16?

-For dental emergencies?

I'm not sure.

Mayday.

Mayday.

[radio operator]

What's your emergency?

I busted my tooth

on a cherry pit,

and I'm in a lot of pain

and there's a lot of blood.

Are you still there?

[radio operator] Yes, ma'am.

What is it that

you'd like for me to do?

Well, the tide is

really low right now,

and I did a real number

when I parked our boat,

and we can't get out.

We're in that little beach

over on Mud Key.

[radio operator] Ma'am,

this channel is designated for

distress and emergency calls.

It's not used for conversation.

I'm sorry to hear

about your tooth.

I do know a pretty good

periodontist up in Cudjoe

I can recommend.

Uh, no, thank you.

But thank you anyway.

Baby, get the number.

Okay,

I'll take the number, please.

Sweetheart, this is something

you're gonna be needing

to Google on your own.

I believe they're called

Keys Dental Solutions.

Thank you so much.

Thanks a f*cking lot.

I can't believe this is

where our tax dollars are going!

Oh, yeah.

Don't get DJ started on that.

Tell you what. Let's find

something to apply pressure.

You two sit tight

for a few hours, and wait

for the tide to come back in.

Define "a few."

Five or six.

That's several, not a few.

All right,

what about your shirt?

-It's new.

-Okay?

[Jodi] It wasn't cheap!

[Liz] Honey, that's okay.

We'll get you a new one.

I don't want a new one!

Okay,

now you're just being a baby.

[DJ] What about your buff?

Okay,

I don't really like this one.

[DJ] Stuff it up in there.

It's sweaty and it's dirty.

Now is not the time

to be a p*ssy.

Right in there.

[Jodi whimpers, exclaims]

All the way.

[Jodi] Ah! Ah! Ow. Ah.

Now what?

Well,

now you chill the f*ck out.

You can make

one of your videos, baby.

[Amber] There's a--

there's this, uh, plant.

It's called, uh,

cera-- cera something.

I don't know.

But it's supposed to be good

for, um, kidneys and your skin.

It's also good for, um, blood.

It's a good blood, uh-- What's--

-Coagulator?

-Yeah. Yeah.

We have a bunch of it.

It's all over here,

all over this island.

We have some

outside of our building.

[DJ] Yep, right back

by the propane tank.

-It's probably out here

in the mangroves.

-Yeah.

-How do you spell it?

-[Amber] I don't-- I don't know.

[Liz grunts]

Okay. f*ck.

-[Amber] Is that AT&T?

-Uh-huh.

[Amber] If you stand

over there by that bush

and hold it up real high...

-Okay. Okay. Okay.

-...you can at least

get one bar.

Is it cerasee?

-I-- I think it is.

-[Amber] I don't know, maybe.

-No, that's what it is.

-[Amber] Okay.

But it doesn't say anything here

about being a good coagulator.

I don't know. I don't--

f*ck, I don't know.

[Jodi whimpers]

So you're saying it could be

growing around here, too?

Yeah, maybe over

in those mangroves.

[muffled] Babe, want me to

get your water shoes for you?

[Liz] Honey, what was that?

Yes. Thank you.

[DJ] Bon voyage.

[Jodi, muffled] I'm sorry

I yelled at you earlier, babe.

I was stressed, and I'm scared.

One more time, princess?

I'm scared, I'm stressed,

and I don't wanna

have a missing tooth.

I know you are, baby,

and you won't. I promise.

Girl. It ain't no big thing.

I got two of 'em. Look.

One up here

and one down here. See?

You know,

I don't even think I'd know

what it looks like if I saw it.

All right, fine. Come on.

-I'll take you.

-Okay.

It'd suck if she got

poison ivy in her mouth.

-Or poison oak. Come on.

-[Liz] Okay.

Wait.

I've gotta put it in my mouth?

Be right back. Hey...

and while we're gone, DJ, don't

you go hitting on my wife, okay?

-[Jodi] Oh, my God.

-What? It's not my fault

I'm married to the hottest

woman on the planet.

-[Amber] Come on!

-[Liz] Okay, okay. Coming.

I'm sorry. She thinks

I'm, like, a supermodel.

That's, uh-- that's nice.

And she's, like,

insanely jealous, too.

Yeah.

I'm gonna go-- go

get my fishing pole.

Okay.

[whimpering, panting]

[Pepe whines]



[Liz] So what'd you say you do

for work again, Amber?

I didn't.

I work over at Hideaways.

Oh! That's on Duval, right?

The place with all the license

plates all over the walls?

No, it's a vacation

rental company.

They pay me to deal with

all sorts of bullshit.

Like, uh, "Oh, mangoes

keep dropping into the pool,"

or, "There's ghost ants

all over the counter

on the bread we left out,"

or, "The AC stopped working.

Waaah!"

I don't know.

So, what, you're a lawyer?

Yeah.

At a big streaming company.

Oh. Well, that's cool.

Which one?

-The big one.

-[gasps] Seriously?

-Seriously.

-Oh, you need to tell them

to bring back

that cooking show with Paris.

[Liz] That's programming.

I'm public policy.

[Amber] Oh. Okay.

[Liz] You don't watch that crap,

do you?

Mm-hmm. I like to know

how the other half lives.

Well, you know

it's not real, right?

Well, it's different

from my life. Okay?

And that's good enough.

Sometimes it's just

nice to get away.

[Liz] I get that.

sh*t. You know what?

We should've brought beers.

Oh, sh*t. I'm sorry.

I forgot you stopped drinking.

-I'm so sorry about that.

-Hey, hey, that's okay.

-You didn't do anything. I did.

-What's that?

Why did you stop drinking,

anyway?

-Primarily health reasons.

-Well, duh.

Nobody drinks

'cause it's good for you.

You know what?

Hey, life's too short. Woo!

[Liz chuckles] Yeah.

That's right. Life is too short.

-All the more reason

for me to quit.

-Mmm.

There aren't any snakes

around here, are there?

Sure there are. We just

stepped over one a second ago.

-What?

-Jesus Christ! Holy-- Dang--

[muffled] I'm sorry if

we ruined your time here.

Come again?

[Jodi whimpers]

I'm sorry if we ruined your day.

No, it's fine.

Everything was probably nice

and mellow, 'til we rolled up.

Not exactly.

Amber does this thing sometimes

where she doesn't talk to me,

so it actually

wasn't all that nice.

Were you guys in a fight?

I don't know

what the hell I did.

That's just

how she gets sometimes.

I bet Liz would love

if I stopped talking to her.

She tunes me out

half the time, anyway.

I don't think she'd like it

as much as she thinks.

Not as great as it seems.

Hey, you don't have

any Advil, do you?

Not on me.

You still in pain?

[Jodi] Yeah. I think

when I broke my tooth,

something might have

gotten exposed.

You got any gum?

Don't you think that's the

last thing I should be doing?

I'm talking about taking

a little piece of chewed-up gum,

stuffing it up in there,

to protect it.

That's actually

a really good idea.

No, I wish I did.



Oh, I couldn't.

Not the whole thing.

Just a little piece.

Mmm...

I don't have cooties.

I've already had Covid,

like, four times.

Eh...

Whatever. Stick your buff

back in your mouth.

I don't care.

Okay. Thank you.

All right. There you go.

Ball that up,

get it up in there.

Thank you.

[DJ] It's gonna hurt,

but it'll feel better after.

[Jodi gasps]

Ah!

What's the matter?

I'm scared to touch it.

Here, give it over.

You're gonna do it?

Yeah. Sit down.

Will you be gentle?

Yeah. Is that as wide as

you can open your mouth?

-Mm-hmm.

-Oh, Jesus Christ.

Tilt your head back.

You're not gonna bite me,

are you?

All right, hold still.

Get up in here.

All right. Oh, there it is.

-[Jodi shouting]

-Okay. Almost done.

Ah!

Thank you so much.

Don't mention it.

I thought I could do it,

but I couldn't.

You'll get it next time.

[mellow music]

[Liz] God, is this gorgeous.

[Amber] Mm-hmm.

f*ck the cerasee.

I could stay here all day.

True that.

[Amber snorts, hawks]

[spits]

You okay, there?

Yeah. I'm just looking

for that plant sh*t.

Yeah, it seems like you and DJ

have got a good thing going.

-What's your secret?

-Sometimes I think you people

have the right idea,

just ditch the men,

and not have to deal with

all of their bullshit.

I'd be right there with you...

if I could stomach poontang.

And it's true.

I couldn't eat out another

woman's twat if you paid me.

-No offense.

-Hey, none taken.

Oh, you know what? Don't hold me

to it, but I think this is it.

Mm-hmm. Come here.

Okay, hold on a sec.

-It-- it's close, but--

-[sniffs] No.

[sniffs] This is it. This is it.

Okay, here, let me get some.

-Take that back for you.

-Okay, thank you.

And...

ooh, there's some here. For me.

-I mean, who wouldn't want

good skin and kidneys, right?

-Right.

And if I'm wrong

and it's poison ivy,

we'll know in about

12 hours or so.

Ooh, here's some more.

[DJ] Okay, you put your index

finger here, like a trigger.

Take it back,

push it down with your thumb,

-flick it and let it fly. Okay?

-Mm-hmm.

-I'm not gonna do it for you.

-You gotta do it yourself.

-Okay.

Bring it back.

That's it. That's right.

Thumb down. Let it fly.

-[reel hisses]

-Ha!

You're a natural!

Look at that! High-five! Yeah!

Wow! What did we miss here?

Your fiance is a total angler.

-Fiance?

-I'm sorry, I don't know what

y'all are calling it these days.

Um, for starters, she's my wife.

Just like you have a wife,

I have a wife.

Oh, gentle! Gentle, babe.

Well, at least

someone's feeling better.

Yeah, she just needed some time

for the bleeding to stop.

Let it sit. Let it sit.

Who put the bait on for her?

[DJ] I'm telling you, she did.

She's a regular

little fisherman.

-Fisherwoman. Yeah.

-Dang it. I don't--

Fisherperson? I can't keep up.

You're fine, you're fine.

Leave it.

Here I thought my wife

was on her deathbed,

so I go off into the muck

hunting for God knows what,

and little do I know, you two

are sitting here on the beach

having the time of your lives.

-Here, babe.

-Thank you.

I will-- I will use those later.

Thank you!

[DJ]

Yep. They're gonna come to it.

It's right where you want it.

-Hold it still.

-Mm-hmm.

[DJ] All right.

Yeah, bring it a little.

Well, I'm just glad

you're feeling better, baby.

Thank you. Me, too.

I was in a lot of pain.

But DJ's gum really helped.

Come again?

DJ gave me a piece of gum,

and I put a tiny piece

of it on the broken tooth,

and it helped to protect it.

What's going on here?

Nothing.

-Jodi Cohen-Jimenez.

-What?

Nothing happened!

I-- I needed it to cover the

wound.

I-- It was crazy sensitive,

I was in a lot of pain,

and he gave me a tiny piece

of gum, and it did the trick.

Then why are you

acting like such a weirdo?

I'm not! You're the weirdo!

Hey, DJ? I'd like

a piece of gum, if you have.

I don't think

there's any more gum.

Where's the wrapper?

-I don't know. I threw it away.

-Where'd you throw it?

It's in the cooler somewhere.

Oh, my God, babe!

It came from his mouth, okay?

We were in crisis mode,

and we didn't have a choice.

"We"?

What is he, your boyfriend now?

-Come on, babe.

-Don't "come on, babe" me.

This is about the stupidest

thing I have ever heard.

We just finished

a global health crisis.

I don't care

what the naysayers say.

He-- he's already

had it a bunch of times.

Wonderful. Even better.

You're just jealous

because something that was

in his mouth went into mine.

Well, yeah!

I think you got

something there.

-Ooh.

-Yep.

You took used gum

from a complete stranger,

who can't even acknowledge

that we're married,

and you put it in your mouth,

and you chewed it.

No! I didn't chew it!

I did not chew it.

I-- I just put the little

piece in there to cover up

the exposed part.

Fish on. Snap it up. Snap it up.

-Drop the tip, and bail it! Woo!

-f*ck!

[DJ] There's an art to it.

You gotta go up and down.

That's right, baby.

Work it! Yeah!

-That's right!

-Up and down. You gotta go

up and down.

Up and down!

-[Amber] You gotta work it!

-[DJ] Up and down.

-[Jodi] What is it?

-Oh! Mangrove snapper, baby!

-[cheering, laughing]

-She's a beaut! Gonna make

a couple tacos out of her.

Jesus Christ,

that was my f*cking dinner.

-f*ck you, dickwad.

-[Liz] f*ck you first.

Keep your hands off my wife,

as*h*le.

[scoffs] Are you kiddin' me?

I got zero interest in that.

Why? What's wrong with her?

Wait, don't tell me.

I know exactly what you are,

you h*m* scumbag.

-Excuse me?

-You heard me,

you "let's go, Brandon"

election-denying dipshit.

What the hell

are you talking about?

m*therf*cking misogynist.

My body, my rights.

[DJ] What did you tell her?

[Amber] I didn't say anything!

You know, I don't have to listen

to this psychotic bullshit.

The second I saw the two of you,

I knew you were a couple

of anti-American libtards

ruinin' my f*cking country.

You and that prissy-a*s,

woke-a*s dog of yours.

"Your" country?

I'm just as American as you are,

you supremacist f*ck.

And by the way,

that attack you just made?

Let me teach you something,

called an ad hominem fallacy.

Speak f*ck' English, b*tch!

It's the least you can do.

Oh, Bubba, you just crossed

a very serious line here.

Congratulations!

You're in hate crime territory.

Are you getting this on camera?

I think he was referring to the

legal term you threw out there.

I don't give a flying f*ck

what he was referring to!

This piece of sh*t is just

another angry white man,

unhappy in every element

of his life. No offense.

He blames everyone

else for his problems.

He rejects facts.

He rejects science.

Why aren't you

catching this on camera?

This is heavier stuff. Audiences

tend to go for lighter content.

And you know what?

You've gotta stop with

the "fiance" bullshit.

This is my wife, DJ.

We're married,

just like you are.

Our marriage is just

as legitimate as yours.

At least in this moment,

it still is.

It is impossible to know

what the f*ck you people

wanna be called

because it changes

every f*cking day!

Wives and wives, DJ!

Is that so hard?

We're wife and wife,

just like you are.

You know what sickens me most?

These two insurgent idiots,

-who very well may be cousins...

-What?

...somehow will always

have a marriage that's

more legitimate than ours.

You know what sickens me?

You people need a whole

f*ck' month to celebrate

your stupid f*ck'

prancing around, rainbow

special-attention bullshit!

[Liz scoffs]

Give me a f*ck' break.

What? Seriously!

When is straight people day,

huh?

When the hell is

straight people day?

Explain that one to me!

Every f*ck' day

is straight people day, DJ!

Every f*ck' day!

[grunts]

[grunts] f*ck!

[DJ grunting]

Let's go.

[gentle music]

Thank you.

I love you.

I love you, too.

Can I get you your sandwich?

My--

How dare that clueless jackass.

He's never had to stick

his red neck out for anything.

He doesn't even

recognize his privilege.

Entitled communist. She has

everything handed to her,

and it's still not good enough.

Thought this would be

f*ck' nice.

Like I would know.

What are you doing?

I'm gonna get us

the f*ck out of here.

By calling us an Uber?

No! I'm gonna hire

a charter company.

Well, and we just

leave the boat here?

Maybe they could tow us out.

I don't know, honey.

Okay, well, what if we get

Duck Dynasty to help

pull us out with their boat?

I'm sure they don't

want us here, either.

I am not asking them

for anything.

Maybe we could

tug 'em out of there.

I mean, not to be

neighborly or anything, but...

just to get rid of 'em.

They're beached pretty good.

Look how bad the boat's listing.

-[Amber sighs]

-They're not going anywhere

for a while.

I used to always judge toothless

people, like,

"What the f*ck is wrong

with you? Fix that sh*t."

And now I'm gonna be one of 'em.

You're not gonna be one of them.

We are gonna get fixed.

[distant thunder rumbling]

[DJ] Mmm.

Check it out.

[Amber snickers, snorts]

-Sucks to be them.

-Yes, it does.

[snickering]

-Buddy,

you got to eat something.

-[Pepe whines]

Eat, buddy. Come on.

He-- he ate this morning.

He's fine.

[thunder rumbles]

Oh, my God, of course.

What are we supposed to do?

[Liz] Are you kidding?

You're the one who took

the online boating class.

Yeah, but it was all crap like

how many times to honk your horn

when you're going

around a barge.

Why do I feel like

I have to handle everything?

All you do is play

on your phone,

and relax,

and do whatever it is you do.

-Do I look relaxed to you?

-[Liz] No.

It would just be so nice

for once to be taken care of.

Is this because I gave the dog

a piece of your sandwich?

Where's your sandwich?

I might have split it

with DJ earlier.

Where are the leaves?

Babe, look. Look!

I'm-- I'm gonna use one of

those leaves that you got me.

[Jodi whimpering]

Oh, my God. You know what?

I think they're working already.

I think they're

actually working.

And we're sure

they're not poisonous, right?

Would it be okay...

if I put the dental putty

back in?

[Liz] You mean

that dickwad's used gum?

Go ahead.

[thunder rumbling]

If it's okay with you,

I think I'm gonna cry.

Of course.

Thank you for letting me know.

Yeah.

At least the rain

may get us out of here sooner.

You're not supposed to do that.

[Liz] Do what?

The whole toxic optimism thing.

You're trying to talk us

out of our feelings.

-You're right. I'm sorry.

-No, it's okay. It's okay.

I can't tell. Are you crying?

Yeah, I am.

[Jodi] What can I do?

Maybe console me?

[scoffs] I just wish

that you cared about me

half as much

as you care about the dog.

Mine eyes have seen the glory

Of the coming of my wife

She is trampling

Out the vintage

Drinking lots of Herbalife

Okay, I'm good.

I'm good, I'm good.

-No more?

-No, I'm good.

Are you still crying?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

[Liz sighs]

[thunder rumbling]

[rain pattering]

[country music

playing over radio]

I should be eating snapper

right now, or that shark.

Better yet, feminist h*-bags.

Watchin' you

What the hell is this?

-It's a vegan burger.

-Ah, f*ck!

-What?

-Come on.

I saw it on that

Paris cooking show.

Are you f*ck'--

You didn't even f*ck' try it.

[Liz] I thought you checked

the weather this morning.

[Jodi] I did! This morning.

Well, at least the rain

can cool things down.

I wouldn't wanna

be them right now.

-[DJ] I wouldn't

wanna be them, ever.

-[both snickering]

-I'm gonna go get 'em.

-[DJ grunts] The hell you are.

What?

It's the right thing to do.

Now, you can stay down in your

gutter right there if you want,

but personally,

I like to take the high road.

Since when?

-I thought you loved

country music.

-Not today.

Hey! Y'all wanna come

hang out in here with us

'til the rain stops?

No, thank you.

Ain't gonna fit.

Two-person tent.

What? I'm not going. You can.

[Jodi] Oh, my God.

Thank you so much.



[Pepe whining]

Suit yourself!

I tried again

[thunder rumbling]

["Landlocked" by Arlis Albritton

playing over radio]

Oh, for f*ck's sake!

-Knock, knock!

-[Amber groans]

Thank you for having us.

-It's like a clown car in here.

-[Amber] Jesus Christ.

If I don't make it

What would everyone think

[Jodi sneezes]

-[Amber] Bless you.

-Bless you.

At least nobody in here

has Covid.

-Stop it.

-What?

Hard as I try

To leave this dock

I'm an anchor

Dropped in the sand

Can I get y'all a drink

or something?

It's-- it's pretty much just

beers and White Claws, but...

We're fine, thanks.

[Amber] Oh!

Oh, uh, no, thanks.

[song ends]

[Pepe whining]

[DJ] What the hell's

wrong with him, anyway?

He's not a huge fan

of getting soaked.

[thunder rumbling]

[rain pattering]

What kind of music do y'all

wanna listen to? George Michael?

Oh, what about that guy

who f*cked his cousin?

Allegedly, that was

Ricky Martin. Um...

but, uh, we're gonna be

getting out of here as soon

as the rain stops, thanks.

[thunder rumbles loudly]

[sighs]

Y'all are vegetarians, right?

How would you like a delicious

vegan-style hamburger?

We're not vegans or vegetarians,

uh, thank you very much.

But at least

she made you a sandwich.

My wife gave my sandwich

to the dog.

[DJ chuckles]

More toxic optimism, babe.

Oh, Jesus. Sorry, Genesis!

Y'all into the Bible?

[Liz] She's our therapist.

When you tell someone

to look at the bright side,

you're actually

discounting their feelings.

Okay.

[lively music, sound effects

playing from phone]

[Liz] How do you have a signal?

She doesn't need it for that.

Boy, have they got her number.

The money she spends

on that game...

Oh, yeah,

and who makes that money?

And you spend more than your

fair share of money on bullshit.

[game] So sweet!

Oh, speak of the devil.

[Liz] Oh, we're fine, thanks.

Does my patriotism offend you?

Not at all.

I am in love with my country.

Ha!

No, she really does.

Why does that surprise you?

Am I somehow less of an American

than you are?

Not at all.

My bad.

[inhaling]

[game] I like it!

Nicotine or cannabis?

Who's asking?

[coughing]

Jesus Christ, DJ.

Turn your head.

[DJ] It's not Covid.

[Amber] Okay. You still

cover your f*cking mouth.

Super Lemon Haze.

It's weed, right?

It's-- it's DJ's Pepe.

[game] You suck.

-[Jodi] Babe!

-What?

How do you use this thing,

anyway?

You just put it in your mouth

and suck it.

Should I wipe it off first?

Your spit's already been

in my wife's mouth.

I think we're good.

I don't think

you should be doing that.

-Okay, Mom.

-No, come on.

You know what I'm talking about.

What? You think I'm gonna

get high all the time now?

-Yeah.

-[inhaling]

Jesus Christ!

[DJ] Atta girl.

[coughing] She's got

major abandonment issues.

-f*ck off! f*ck off.

-[coughing]

I'm sorry, but you do.

Oh! Okay.

[inhaling]

[Amber inhaling]

[Jodi laughs]

[Liz] Look at us

all smoke a mean peace pipe.

-[Jodi] Babe!

-What did I do now?

That's so offensive. Isn't it?

See, now what the f*ck

is so offensive about that?

It's only been in about

a million movies and TV shows.

That's DJ's excuse

for everything.

If he sees it on TV,

then it's got to be okay.

I know it's a trope.

I was just being ironic.

And besides, I can say that.

-'Cause I'm part

Native American.

-Really?

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Most Mexicans are

at least 20% Native American.

-[Amber] Huh.

-I did not know that.

The things one learns when

stuck on a deserted island.

-How? [laughing]

-Oh, no. Oh, my God.

-How?

-How?

We're just having fun here.

So it's fun when you say so,

but otherwise, not so much.

Womp, womp.

Why are you such a party pooper?

So DJ, the ganja's your thing?

[scoffs] I'll say.

I think it's important

to have an outlet.

-[Amber] Here we go.

-Boom!

[DJ] DJ's weed playlist.

[mellow hip-hop music playing]

Liz isn't so great

at dealing with reality, either.

You're not! She likes to call it

"focusing on the positive,"

but, really, it's sweeping

everything under the rug.

Potato, po-tah-to.

Oh, my God. I think

I know why I pick on you.

-[exhales] Why?

-Oh, you're gonna love it.

Because you're so happy

all the time, and I'm not,

and it pisses me off because

I wanna be, and I try to be,

and then I get more upset,

because I feel like

there's something wrong with me.

[laughs] Oh, my God, sweetheart.

I'm not happy either!

You're not?

Nope. It's just a show.

I'm just completely covering

for all of my pain.

Oh, my God, babe! I knew it!

All along, deep down,

I knew it. Ugh.

Ugh.

My miserable self loves you.

-[inhaling]

-[snapping] Hmm.

You remind me of, um...

ooh, what's her bucket?

-Ellen.

-Yes! That's it!

How'd you know?

-We're both lesbians.

-[Amber] Yes!

[inhaling]

What-- Hey.

-[Amber giggles]

-What are you doing?

[Amber giggles, snorts]

[coughing]

-[Jodi] Damn.

-[coughs]

f*ck!

[Pepe whines]

[voices echoing slightly]

So tell me, DJ.

Why is it that you

feel the need to check out?

I'll give you my reasons,

but tell me yours, first.

Hmm.

That's an excellent question.

Never really

thought about it before.

I guess it's because

my life didn't turn out

how I thought it would.

I played baseball

in high school.

Our son Gavin plays baseball!

What position?

Babe, let him finish.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I just got excited.

Please continue, DJ.

And you know what?

I'm sorry that I picked on you.

Please continue being excited.

Deej?

I pitched.

That's all there is to it.

I think I thought I was

better than I probably was.

I bet you were great.

I can tell.

Williamson College of the Trades

wanted me.

For baseball?

It's in Pennsylvania.

Good for you.

But then he went and got

his practice wife pregnant.

[Liz] Tale as old as time.

She wasn't my practice wife

at the time.

We got married after that.

[thunder booms]

What happens

to a dream deferred?

Does it dry up,

like a raisin in the sun?

Or fester, and then run?

[voices return to normal]

-[Jodi] Babe?

-What?

I'm just trying to relate.

Is that what that was? Are you?

Yeah.

Liz went to Stanford.

Who cares?

[mouthing]

I studied Comparative Lit

before law school. So sue me.

So, DJ, is that why you...

[inhaling, exhaling]

Because you didn't get to play

college baseball like you hoped?

Junior college baseball.

[Liz] Hey!

We all got to start somewhere.

It makes a lot of sense.

I never thought about it

that way before.

Uh, it's pretty basic sh*t, boo.

You're not happy, you numb out.

Case closed.

What, you thought you smoked

your way out of the Navy

because you were

so thrilled with your life?

They got

a zero-tolerance policy.

I didn't have any follow-through

on that one, either.

This life business ain't easy,

compadre.

Sometimes it feels like

everybody's winning but me.

[exhales]

[sniffles]

[inhaling]

[exhales] sh*t.

[sighs] Feels really good

to face this sh*t.

You know,

I have spent all my life

people-pleasing, trying

to make everyone else happy.

And it is absolutely exhausting.

Well, then why do you do it?

'Cause I'm deathly afraid

of conflict.

[laughs] You could've fooled me.

So, I had a tough mom who had

way too many expectations of me,

and I spent so much time

trying to make her happy,

and win her approval.

And that was never gonna happen,

'cause she hated you

for being g*y.

That's right, she did.

Man, that's gotta suck.

-I mean, not only

were you Mexican...

-[Liz] Still am.

Right. So, you're still Mexican,

and then you're

also this other thing.

g*y. You can say it.

g*y. And then you got your

whole family turning on you.

Then, of course,

my mom had to die, like,

a couple years ago.

And now I can never

make it right with her.

That f*ck' blows.

What if you don't need to make

it right with your dead mom?

What if you just need

to make it right with you...

in here?

[Liz sniffles]

What is that?

It's the ASL sign

for "I love you."

-Oh, my God.

You people deaf, too?

-[Liz] No!

I'm just feeling

happy, and emotional,

and connected with you.

-You are so f*cking high, babe!

-I am. I really am.

-Hey, Jodi?

-Mmm?

You're a wonderful wife,

most of the time.

Thank you for putting up

with all of my crap.

Aw!

And I put up

with your crap, too.

Yeah, but it's not

a competition, babe.

I put up with so much from you.

Oh, my God.

I don't wanna hear it.

-[Pepe whining]

-Hey!

You and me are the only

males here, buddy.

We are stuck on an island

with a bunch of angry Karens.

Oh-h*-h*! Thank you.

Karen? I'm not a Karen.

That makes no sense.

-Hey, give me five. Here you go.

Give me a little five.

-I'm a l*sbian and a Latina.

[Amber] Welcome to my world.

And what about you, Ams?

What's your story?

Uh, I don't know.

My childhood was normal enough,

I guess.

I heard worse.

[Liz] Come on.

What is normal, anyway?

What are your goals and dreams?

What gets you

out of bed in the morning?

[scoffs]

That sh*t's just a time suck,

and it's just setting you up

for disappointment.

[Liz] But look how great

your life turned out, anyway.

You're happily married.

You've got wonderful kids,

and grandkids.

[scoffs] You haven't met 'em.

I mean, isn't that what

you're supposed to do, anyway?

Get married, and have babies?

I mean,

what else the hell is there?

Whatever you want!

Life is what you make of it.

Yeah. Okay, Pollyanna.

Jesus.

That sounds like an awful lot.

[clapping]

Bravo. Encore.

Encore.

She had you guys, didn't she?

Did you fall for all her

"woe is me" bullshit?

I used to. "My mama left us.

My daddy beat on us."

And then there's the one

she'll tell you that

I made her give up the baby.

-But she didn't want it, either.

-That's not true.

I would've kept it

if the situation was better.

Not having any money, or 'cause

we were married to other people?

-Both?

-That's a load of crap,

and you know it.

I didn't want it.

You didn't want it.

Neither of us did.

[rain pattering]

Let's see if the rain's let up.

Nope!

Uh--

So, wait a minute.

If you had an ab*rtion-- which

I am in no way judging you for--

I'm pro-choice,

if you could've guessed.

Not that I advocate

k*lling babies.

It's just that I think

everyone should have the choice.

My point is,

why are you anti-ab*rtion now?

-Who says they are, babe?

-Oh, we are.

[Jodi] Both of you?

So how can you be against it,

when you guys

went through it yourselves?

Well, it's just like you said.

We're against it

because we went through it.

I don't think a day goes by that

I don't think about that baby,

and what he could've been.

Or she.

And what my life might've

been like with them in it.

Look at you,

all gender-inclusive.

-Them?

-What?

[tender music]

-Let me give you a hug.

-[Amber] I'm not a hugger.

[Liz] Are you sure?

[Amber sniffling]

-[Amber weeping]

-[Liz murmuring softly]

You're not filming this,

are you?

Um, yeah, but it's for Genesis.

I think she'd be

really proud of you.

Tell me you didn't do anything

with that video of me

singing and dancing.

I did, uh, try to do

a live broadcast,

but I didn't have reception.

[Liz]

So you deleted it, correct?

Correct.

Now,

don't get any ideas here, Amber.

I already told you,

I don't eat p*ssy.

[Liz] Oh, that's right.

[Amber crying]



[water lapping]

[Pepe whining]

[Amber] Holy sh*t.

Longest two hours of my life.

[DJ] Tell me about it.

[DJ grunts]

[Jodi] No humping Mommy, buddy.

[DJ grunts]

[Amber belches]

[tropical music]

[Liz grunting]

Good job, babe!

On three. Ready?

One, two, three.

Give it some power.

[all grunting]

Hang on, hang on.

Are you trimmed down?

-Okay.

-Mash it. Really mash it!

-Woo!

-[motor revving]

-[DJ] Yeah!

-[grunting]

There you go. Come on!

[all cheering]

That's what I'm f*ck'

talking about! Yeah! Woo!

Woo, woo, woo! Woo!

-Baby, do we have everything?

-Yes, babe.

Well, thank you so much for

helping us get out of here.

Oh, it was our pleasure.

And thank you so much for

harboring us during the storm.

That part was not our pleasure.

Well, it-- it was

real nice meeting y'all.

You, too.

You're just a normal couple.

Like, you have fights,

and hold grudges.

And you're just

as miserable as we are.

That's right. We are.

-Babe!

-[Liz] What?

Let's get out of here

before it gets dark.

Ah... okay.

Should we exchange numbers,

or Insta, or...

Oh, no. I'm sure we'll

run into y'all here again.

How about another hug?

Oh, nope.

I'll give you one.

-Hope you know

you are my favorite squaw.

-[Amber] DJ!

What? I'm just complimenting her

in her own language.

I knew you were.

And you're my favorite cr*cker.

[Liz grunts]

Babe!

-Got it. Bye, guys.

-[Amber] Bye!

-Y'all be careful.

-[Liz] Okay.

Good luck with your tooth!

Oh! Thank you so much.

We'll let you know how it goes.

Pepe!

Pepe. Come here. Come here.

-You got it, babe?

-[Liz] Yeah.

All right, I gotcha. Be careful.

-[Liz] I got it. I got it.

-Yeah.

-I got it.

-I got you. All right.

[DJ sighs] There they go.

Well, that was exhausting.

Tell me about it.

I thought we were bad.

[DJ chuckles softly]

[serene music]

I need a beer.

Oh. I'll be right back.



That was a lot.

It's so easy to forget that

we all come from the same place.

But there's something about

being out here on the water...

it's a big reminder.

Okay, Yoda.

Seriously.

We're all essentially the same.

We're all hurting, and angry.

We all want something

we can't have.

And we're all looking

for a means to escape.

-But thank God we're not them.

-Amen to that.

Jesus Christ.



f*ck. f*ck you!



[Jodi] We should

probably get that.

Here you go, babe.

[Liz] Okay...

-[Jodi] Got it?

-I got it. Yeah.

Four o'clock. 4:30 toward 3:30.

I got it. Can you get closer?

Jesus, babe. Come on!

Put it-- get it down.

You got it, babe.

Get it! Come on! Get closer!

-All right, f*ck it. f*ck it.

-[Liz] f*ck it.

-f*ck it.

-All right.

-[Liz] How's the tooth?

-[Jodi] Fine.



[motor revs]

-Get the dog. Get the dog!

-[Liz] I've got the dog!

-[man] Hey!

-Jesus, babe, slow down!

[thud]

-Why aren't the bumpers out?

-You didn't tell me

to put the bumpers out!

-How many times have

we done this?

-Too many!

[insects trilling]

Hey.

Does my chest look red?

sh*t, maybe.

f*ck' cera-cera-- f*ck!

f*ck.

You put any of that sh*t

near your face?

I don't know.

I might've smelled it

to make sure what it was.

-Jesus Christ. Amber!

-What?

It was an accident!

Which hand means money's

coming in? I forget.

[garbled] Could this leaf

had been something else?

What's that, baby?

Is your tooth acting up again?

Oh, my God.

[gasps] Oh-- oh, my God.

-What are you doing?

-I am taking you to the ER.

[Jodi whines]

-He's not coming with us.

-Then I'm not going!

What? It was a gift.

Who are you?

[frogs croaking]

[phone ringing]

[receptionist] Keys Urgent Care.

Mine eyes have seen the glory

Of the coming of my wife

[receptionist] You need to

call 911 for that, ma'am.

[DJ] How about "strife"?

I have chosen

To still love her

Though she causes me

Much strife

What about "knife"?

I have opted for death

By a thousand cuts

With a butter knife

[garbled] That's not funny!

There's too many syllables.

-What about "blythe"?

-That's not a word.

Something with "pro-life"?

[Calypso version of "The Battle

Hymn of the Republic"

by Julia Ward Howe]





[Jodi] Good boy, buddy.