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01x10 - Brainiac

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Superman: Red Son". Aired: June 1, 2009.*
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In the 1950s, the Soviet Union reveals that its newest asset is Superman. The sudden revelation causes panic in the United States, shifting the focus of the Cold w*r arms race from nuclear weapons to superhumans.

01x10 - Brainiac

Post by bunniefuu »

[Music]

you were supposed to steal Moscow not

Stalingrad Superman lives miles away

from Stalingrad God I would have

expected a level 12 intelligence to be

able to understand a blasted road map

where is he Luther where is brainiac 8

million Soviet citizens condemned to

spend the rest of their lives no bigger

than a full stop unless of course you

manage to catch him in time Man of

Steel game over Luther 58 seconds you're

slowing down Superman Brainiac ship was

only 45,000 Mi away Brainiac Central

Processing Unit Lex I used it to access

every file in the ship's database I

can't find any means of returning

Stalingrad to its natural size tell you

what I'm always reading how smart you

are how nothing we mortals can imagine

is beyond president Superman's

limitations

correct well now's your chance to prove

them right alien best of

luck Temper Temper Superman hardly the

behavior one would expect when a foreign

head of state pays a visit to America's

most enterprising

Corporation and so this marked the end

of the shortlived Luther Brainiac

partnership but only the beginning for

the tragic people of Stalingrad the

Soviet Union was just a fragile assembly

when Superman first came to power two

decades later and the whole world is our

Ally poverty disease and ignorance have

been virtually eliminated from the warsa

pack States Disobedience to the party

has been virtually

eliminated whatever helps you sleep at

night comrade

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