[Music]
in the middle of the 20th century the
telephones started ringing all across
America as rumors of my existence
started circulating even in those dim
and distant days I could hear the insect
Buzz of a million conversations from
California to Metropolis and Back Again
an entire continent was waking up to
realize that their lives were soon to
change
[Music]
forever Lois Lane h i mean Luther Lois
Luther ah don't be such a jerk Chief
it's 6:00 a.m. and some of us have
social lives
no we haven't heard the radio what's
happened who knows sweetheart because
Washington just called and promised us
the story of the century what's the
inside scoop well between you and me kid
rumor has it the Soviets just developed
a brand new kind of super weapon my
fellow Americans the Soviet authorities
released to the world secret government
pictures of a costumed individual more
effective than our hydrogen b*mb an
alien Superman committed to communist
IDE deals whose very existence threatens
to alter our position as a world
superpower forever Great Caesar's ghost
Superman spotted in Denver Superman
cited in Nebraska Superman seen hovering
over a field in Arkansas what the hell's
going on here Lois it's like the whole
damn country seeing red capes under
their beds Pentagon just confirmed three
more superpowers Chief strength speed
and flight receptionist also added super
breath when I offered her 20 bucks super
breath breath what in God's name is
super breath is everybody on this planet
going nuts that's absolutely correct sir
I was just coming off duty when I saw a
human-shaped figure zip past me and then
I heard laughing up there in the clouds
rumor has it his bosses back in Moscow
are pushing for a full-blown invasion in
a matter of weeks
now look up in the sky it's a bird it's
a plane it's Superman Superman strange
visitor from another world who can
change the course of Might Rivers Ben
Steel in his bare hands and who as the
champion of the common worker fights a
NeverEnding battle for Stalin socialism
and the international expansion of the
Warsaw Pact Superman Pride of the Soviet
state symbol of our military might a
give me a break who writes this stuff
let our enemies beware there is only one
super power now the feds the Army and
the CIA are all officially obsolete boys
and girls call St labs and get me Dr Lex
Luthor on the phone the Cold w*r just
evolved into a whole new animal
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01x01 - News of Superman
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In the 1950s, the Soviet Union reveals that its newest asset is Superman. The sudden revelation causes panic in the United States, shifting the focus of the Cold w*r arms race from nuclear weapons to superhumans.
In the 1950s, the Soviet Union reveals that its newest asset is Superman. The sudden revelation causes panic in the United States, shifting the focus of the Cold w*r arms race from nuclear weapons to superhumans.