01x01 - Spider-Man and Iron Man in... Training Day: Part 1

[bunniefuu]

you can't just leave us here sorry but

you guys tried to rob my close personal

friend iron man my hands were tied oh

and now your hands are tied

did i mention iron man and me are

totally bffs yeah we teamed up once

full-on team down cheers um the internet

probably

you guys can read all about it on my

blog spideyandironmanorbesties.com

oh and don't worry stark security will

be along eventually all right good talk

spidey sense nearest thin crust pizzeria

please

i said pizza i'm not impending doom

hey listen i'm really not into doing two

shows a day so maybe we can table this

for another time whoa hey what are you

doing

it's me your best pal spidey

can i call us that

too soon stun missiles fire okay i'm

sensing that's a no to pal

how about chum do people still say chum

lady buddy buddy works for me

holy guacamole

this place is awesome if you wanted to

give me a tour we could have just used

the front door instead of blasting me

through the

three-point landing clutch

okay i'm kind of getting the impression

our friendship is a one-way street

let's talk about this there's no reason

for us to do this both fight bad guys we

both like iron we should totally be

besties

so you're saying there's a chance

i just trapped you in 15 seconds i think

it was more like 20. if you're gonna

stay alive you got to step up your game

i step up my game like every day like

stopping those crooks from robbing you

does that count partial credit when you

put a suit like ours on you paint a

target on your back and that attracts

folks way worse than tweedledee and

tweedledum back there so you got your

eye on me i'm like your apprentice to be

honest i'd forgotten about you you'd

forgotten about seriously dude i'm a man

dressed in a spider theme

you're a kid in long johns and a cool

mask i knew you dug the mask you got a

lot to learn kid i'm here to help with

that um did i just get selected for

superhero school does this mean i get an

iron suit am i iron lad now cause i just

registered spidey for a super cool

domain name gotta hand it to you kid

never thought i'd meet someone who talks

more than i do

come on

time to punch stuff

i can talk less oh it's not a problem i

spent all days not talking in fact i

spent a whole month

with eyes on the target boss

he's headed your way

look out

coming through

hey didn't i punch you before