01x06 - Episode 6

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question I get most often and every meat

Saku asks thinks he's the first one to

cook it up how the hell do you get

through the metal detector at the

airport with an adamantium skeleton and

here's what I tell him I got a stealth

jet I don't go to the the damn airport

oh got to go till

today sorry pal once they figure out the

grenades made out of soap they'll let

them go probably code red we need

security over a gate for

ASAP Hong Kong

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yesterday I want to dance want to dance

all

night nice singing you want to pick that

up Logan there's a necklace on that

thing over there put it on you mean the

nightstand yeah I mean the damn

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nightstand that's not a necklace sure it

is put it on or what or I'll k*ll your

boyfriend if you knew where Bruce was

you wouldn't be here threatening me he's

taking a commercial flight to Casablanca

from Vietnam tomorrow morning smart you

two splitting up after Tibet Fury will

be looking for you to travel together

how did you find me that's what I do

honey Now put on the damn

necklace can I ask you something no

Bruce he wasn't hurting anybody and you

agree to find him and m*rder him for

nothing why would someone k*ll for

nothing I think it's because you're

jealous of Bruce because he found

something you want yeah and what do I

want you want the same thing everybody

wants a little

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piece piece of

what well so much for

reason you never should have come here

and you never should let me get this

close the first claw just punctured your

spleen it'll bleed but you'll live the

third claw sticking into your kidney

good thing you got two I pop the middle

one it goes right through your liver and

that'll be that I got your

attention yes I'm going to let you live

you're going to turn back to normal and

put on the Coller I'll call an ambulance

on my way out and then I'm going to go

finish up my business is if you get it

in your head to stick your nose where it

don't belong and try and help him again

I'll turn you into Co SLA you green

Floy you should have stayed out of this

Ross I don't like hurting

girls please don't k*ll

Bruce I love

him too

bad one day later in other words now

headset for the movie sir no thanks well

I'm going to give you one

anyway

you me how did you find me you shot it

out meet me in Casablanca before that

nuke fell on us I wasn't talking to you

well I overheard it so here we

are what happened to your eye your

girlfriend squashed it I thought you had

a healing Factor an eye ain't a finger

it's complex machine erery takes time to

grow

back is she okay Betty did you she's

fine

so what is this about ego you want to

fight me again just cuz a guy's got a

hairry back don't make him an idiot

Bruce ain't going to be no rematch

you're going to k*ll me right here on

this

plane no B you're going to k*ll you this

callar you put on me

if I change it'll choke me to death

won't it that's the idea that's how do

you come up with something like that

back into to bat came to me right about

when I felt my spine pop out of my hip

bones I was looking down at you thinking

it's time to be more creative why not

just stick your claw into my brain and

be done with it cuz I don't got any

problem with you Bruce I want you to die

as him what

the would have ripped me in half and

would have eaten my leg if I didn't have

a b*mb land on my face I won't change I

can control it

now we'll see why are you doing

this I'm a good person I don't deserve

this well I'm a bad person Bruce and

deserve ain't got nothing to do with

nothing I don't believe that believe

what bet you're a bad person well well

shs I'm flattered I can prove it if I

have to you can huh you're not leaving

me much Choice I'm going to have to ask

you to remove the collar from around my

neck and why the hell would I do that

wait son of

change damn it no take the collar off

I'll survive this you won't now change

if I change this thing you put on me

strangles me to death I'll go with the

instantaneous impact thank you you want

me to tell your girlfriend you committed

suicide you're not going to let me die I

am going to let you die you said you

didn't want to k*ll me you wanted to

k*ll the Hulk and as I won't change into

the Hulk unless you remove the collar

I'm putting you in a hell of of an

ethical situation no time for logic

Logan that leaves Instinct so what'll it

be save him or k*ll me you are Instinct

do

it now pleas damn

it about time

hello

gentlemen well ain't this

awkward

Logan you stole my look tell you what

I'll give you the patch once my eye

grows back should be about an hour deal

where's your backup Nick or you just

going to drop another nuke on us I came

alone and I have no intention of hurting

either one of you how'd you know he'

jumped that we'd end up here because I

know

what you want what I want my jolly green

friend is to tell you this you can go

live your life you can be free but

thanks to him we now have in our custody

the one thing you care

about

buy I can see you're angry but don't

blame poor stupid Logan he didn't know

we enabled his escape from the trilion

so we could follow him directly to you

Betty however is now locked up far far

away and undergoing many exciting tests

in an effort to reverse engineer what

she did to

herself I've come Hulk just to let you

know that we have her I've also come to

let you know that should you ever decide

to stop hiding and come back to work for

me I could see fit to make sure that we

stick you in the cell next door to her

at least you'd be together no how stupid

you think Hulk is despite the inherent

irony in the construct of your sentence

you're not stupid at all but I know I

can't k*ll you so if I can't k*ll you I

have to be able to control

you never work for you again Hulk

probably not but there's someone inside

that disgusting green pile of Twisted

muscle that is deeply in love with the

woman currently in my custody

heal work for me B and

huler

same oh no they're not but I'll let you

and him take some time with that Talk

Amongst yourselves figure things out

nowhere to find me once you

decide as for

you you lied to me Logan that puts you

on my

Blacklist you don't want to be on my

Blacklist I'm a mutant Nikki I'm on

Humanity's

Blacklist so you

are goodbye boys I'm sure we'll be

seeing each other

soon you chilled out now yeah no more

Hulk smash crap

no sorry about the Betty thing not your

fault I'm still pissed at you RI me in

half you should talk to someone about

that about what being pissed all the

time it's bad for your soul I ain't got

a soul was ripped out of me a long time

ago I thought you grow everything

back shut up Banner

be

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