07x17 - Episode 17

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[music playing]

ANNOUNCER: Previously on "Big Brother All-Stars,"

Janelle won Head of Household for the third time

in six weeks.

JULIE: Congratulations, Janelle.

Yeah!

Woo!

I'm here to crush dreams.

What can I say?

ANNOUNCER: And the houseguests were

teased that a new secret power could be won.

JULIE: Beginning tonight, there is a new power up for grabs.

You'll be given clues to a well-known phrase.

The first person to answer correctly will win this power

and could make Big Brother history.

ANNOUNCER: With only the first of three clues revealed--

[sheep bleating]

Cool.

Hey, we got a pet!

ANNOUNCER: Four people took their one and only guess.

My official guess is do not assume.

Pull the wool over your eyes.

Do not assume.

You are expected to expect the unexpected.

ANNOUNCER: James tried hard to protect Danielle.

I have to have Dani leave.

She has to go.

Marcellas has to go up.

ANNOUNCER: But at the nomination ceremony,

Janelle targeted her biggest adversaries.

If you're going to declare w*r on someone,

you better finish the battle.

Erika, I kind of feel like you've

been floating this entire game.

I think she'll be shocked to find

out that I'm just a simple girl from a small town named Chill.

ANNOUNCER: Who will win the power of veto,

and will it be used to save either Danielle

or Erika from eviction?

Find out tonight on "Big Brother All-Stars."

[theme music]

I nominated you, Danielle.

I just feel like you're a really strong player in this game.

Erika, I really enjoy you as a person,

but I really despise your gameplay.

OK.

With that being said, this nomination ceremony

is adjourned.

Surprise, surprise.

I'm nominated.

Second time.

Let's go.

I know you're a strong player, Janelle, but woman to woman,

maybe I'm stronger.

It's kind of like going from the penthouse to the outhouse.

Because one minute I have the key around my neck,

and I'm, you know, thinking about who I'm nominating.

And then, you know, hours later, I'm on the block.

Despise?

That's a little, like, harsh, don't you think, Janelle?

Despise?

Sorry.

I was going to use disdain.

[laughter]

Erika, to me, is just a scumbag of a player.

I don't like floaters.

Since week one, she's been hiding behind season ,

just making us do all the work.

I don't respect players like that.

No surprise there that Janelle nominates two women.

It's kind of like her history.

But I need Danielle to stay in this house.

Legion of Doom, baby, has to stay in this house.

Whatever.

Despised your game?

[laughs]

She despises my gameplay.

How could you despise a game--

I mean, that's just-- that's probably the dumbest thing I've

ever heard in my entire life.

Well, it was a good speech.

It was?

[laughs]

Don't take it personally.

You can't take any of it personally.

I don't take any of it personally.

Dangit.

Oh!

Don't think for a second that that whole thing with the you

can't sit up in my room, pretend to be my friend wasn't

a backhanded slap at me also.

You know, when people are up in the HoH room,

and they're pretending to be my friend,

when they're ready to just backstab

me when they get the chance, I take that personal.

One of you all come down, I'm going up.

There are so few people that are going to play

in the Power of Veto this week.

We're going to throw it.

We're going to throw it to you to take yourself off.

Either Chicken George or Marcellas can go in your place.

I didn't even think of this plan.

Thank you, boys.

I was down and out, and you guys lift me back up with that plan.

Let's do it.

Let's-- let's let's get down and dirty.

OK.

Erika, can I have one kiss?

One more.

Are we continuing the charade?

Which one?

That we're not madly in love with each other?

I really like Mike Boogie.

I have hung out with him a few times outside,

and I think people are on to us.

It kind of doesn't help when your secret alliance

is sleeping in your bed.

It kind of just gives it up just a little.

We like each other, and there actually are genuine feelings

between the two of us.

Big Brother just brings out the romantic in me,

or maybe it's just the showmantic in me.

Whoa. OK.

Who are we kidding?

She's got a nice rack.

Her body is John Blaze.

It's off the hook.

Oh my god!

But she's smart and nice, too.

Mike, let's just leave and go have kids.

Yeah, let's go somewhere.

We don't have to get married, because I know, you like,

have, like, this thing against marriage.

Don't always believe every story you hear.

You're the [inaudible].

I tell little stories in here.

I know, but see, you can't ask me to marry you

on another reality [inaudible].

We've already done it.

Same show.

Let's not even wait for the finale.

Let's just do it.

Like, now.

OK.

The other night, I decided to do a fake proposal to Erika.

We were joking around about my engagement

from season of Big Brother.

I want to know, Kristen--

No you didn't.

Oh my God.

Will you marry me?

OK. Erika--

Yes.

I came on this show looking for a lot of things,

fortune, competition--

Mhm.

Me.

Time with Chicken George.

[laughs]

And instead, I found your heart and my happiness.

Would you marry me?

Yes.

Oh.

Let me tell you the real deal, folks.

It may be a very rough week for Erika.

She's on the block, and she could be evicted this Thursday.

So she's going to need to uh, show me a little loving to try

to swing my vote her way.

Thanks, Boogie.

She said yes.

So I'm going to play around with her a little bit.

Trust me on this one, things may not be as they seem.

Oh.

You're not going anywhere.

For a long time, Janelle was my closest friend in the house.

And that sort of dissipated, and I needed

to find out where we stood.

What is your objective now, sweetheart?

With what?

So I'm working on the assumption

that we still have a deal to go to the final two.

How come you were talking [muted] about me then?

Why are you talking [muted] about me?

I'm not.

Now, who told you I was talking about you?

Um, Will, Boogie.

You are going to believe Will and Boogie?

We have a deal to get to the final two,

and you agreed to that, Janelle.

Yeah, but Marcellas, you are in an alliance

with Danielle and Erika.

I have one deal in this game.

I'm looking you in your face, and I'm

telling you that that deal is the deal

I made with you the first week.

I would have said anything if I thought there was a chance

she was going to backdoor me.

Then how come you--

You keep throwing me under the bus,

and your team keeps throwing me under the bus.

No I don't.

Marcellas, I was, I mean, seriously,

everyone's just saying, like, Marcellas used you.

You know, he was up in your HoH room,

and now he's not your friend anymore.

I never hated you.

My allegiance was and is to you, and I hope

you feel the same way about me.

Yeah, I do.

She was the Head of Household.

I know what she's capable of.

You were never under attack, Marcellas.

That makes me feel somewhat better.

Oh, good, Marcellas.

[laughs]

I still love you.

I still love you.

I never not loved you.

I just felt like you didn't love me.

Janelle, everyone thinks we have beef.

That works to our advantage.

Yeah?

Just keep on acting like you hate me, I guess.

If I win Head of Household, the buxom blonde is toast.

Bye.

Bye, Marcellas.

[theme music]

ANNOUNCER: Big Brother.

Have you thought any more about what

the special power is?

No.

But we need to--

hopefully there'll be a clue this afternoon,

and then we'll kid of just chill, we'll think about it

and see what it is.

Julie Chen informed us that a new power is up for grabs.

And we got the first clue.

It looks like a sheep.

It's got a pink bow.

Is it a female sheep?

Is it a ewe?

I'm not really sure.

You know what I need?

Another clue.

And Danielle told me her answer.

You know what her answer is, right?

Which is--

DNA, DO NOT ASSUME.

It's a good guess.

We're at a crux here, though, because it's

imperative Chilltown win this contest.

We need to get this clue right, because we're

in a precarious position this week.

We need another clue.

Clue number two was a giant needle and thread.

Since a needle actually pulls thread when it's--

you know, when you're sewing.

So pulling the wool over someone's eyes, which

was my guess, I don't know.

It still looks like it might be pretty good.

I would love to win this power.

Was it a wolf in sheep's clothing?

That's the only one no one's guessed.

But the thing is, what does that have to do with that?

It could be the Green Giant's toothpick.

It's a giant needle of some kind.

It was a sheep, was it-- or a lamb?

Probably a sheep.

And she had a pink bow on, implying she's a female.

There's a spool.

Isn't there a name for a female sheep?

I think it's a ewe.

Sew.

Something about sewing.

You sew.

Some phrase that applies to this game.

It's not web of lies.

You reap what you sow, a stitch in time saves nine,

spinning the yarn.

Blanket of immunity.

Oh, what a tangled web we weave?

Wolf in sheep's clothing.

Yeah.

If there's a wolf or clothing in the next one, it's a done deal.

Yeah. - Should I?

Yeah.

Why don't you guess it, and I'll try the next one.

I gave Howie what I thought it might be.

So I told him to guess a wolf in sheep's clothing,

thinking that it would sewing, maybe next clue is a sweater,

and the final clue is a wolf.

Because if you don't get it, I will, the next one.

Uh-oh.

Big boy!

Am I in your way, dog?

Excuse me.

We've got a guess here.

Uh-oh!

Uh-oh!

My official guess is wolf in sheep's clothing.

Howie, come here.

Howie.

Yeah.

Did you tell them what you guessed?

Yeah.

So?

Dammit.

Why?

You told me to.

I didn't tell you to tell the whole house what you guessed.

No.

I didn't tell the house.

Oh, OK. Good.

Don't tell.

He didn't say nothing.

You just got out of the Diary Room, right?

Yeah.

OK, don't-- don't tell the other

houseguests what you guessed.

- No, I didn't. - Here.

Here. One second, Georgie.

It's fine.

Howie, tell the other houseguests

you guessed spool of lies.

Really?

Yeah.

Yeah, that's it? Done deal?

Yeah. No.

It's done.

Seriously?

Yeah?

Spool of lies.

[laughs] Spool of lies.

Spool of lies.

That's pretty good.

That's pretty good, Howie.

Oh, be honest.

That's not what you said, did you?

Yeah, spool of lies.

Sheep, the rug.

You lie on a rug.

Spool.

Spool of lies.

- Is that what you said? - Yeah.

Seriously?

Are you telling me the truth?

What do I got to lose?

I already said it.

I already went to log it in.

OK.

So spool of lies?

Howie, why you lie?

You're spooling of lies now.

Stop lying.

Have you heard spool of lies as a saying?

So Howie's guess is spool of lies.

Spool of lies?

I've never heard of that expression.

Oh, what a common phrase.

You always hear people saying that.

Oh, it's a spool of lies.

Oh, what's that?

A spool of lies.

That's the dumbest fake answer I've ever heard.

Did you say spool of lies?

Did you, Howie?

Are you lying to me?

Would I lie to you about this game?

[laughs] Spool of lies is his guess.

Works for me. - Spool of lies.

Howie wouldn't lie.

Really?

But why-- would the sheep--

Um the sheep, you can make, like, rugs and stuff like that.

Lie down.

Carpets. Sheep.

Like the yarn.

The yarn, the-- the sheep.

OK.

Spool of lies.

Hey, everybody to the living room.

It's time to pick players for the Veto Competition.

It's time to pick players for the Veto Competition.

[cheering]

Now, usually, there are six house guys who compete.

But last week, I gave up my right

to play in this week's veto.

Who is willing to not play in next week's veto challenge?

As HoH, I will pick first.

Right now, and I need Will, Boogie, or James.

Because they're telling me that they're going to throw it so

I can win.

Will.

Doctor's in!

Yeah!

Will!

Congratulations.

Erika.

Storage room for me.

[inaudible].

Houseguest's choice.

James.

Oh, Marcy.

Marcellas.

Marcellas and I are friends, and I trust Marcellas.

And that is-- you know, that is why I picked

him to play for the Veto.

Danielle.

[inaudible].

Here we go.

James.

James.

[cheering]

I'm on another Veto!

I'm on another Veto!

By having Will and James and myself in it,

I knew I had a pretty good shot of winning

this Power of Veto competition.

Since I'm not able to play the Veto this week,

I was counting on James to win the Power of Veto for me

and keep the nominations the same.

James, what if you accidentally win it?

If I get it and use it, Janelle and Howie

are going to be pissed.

Yeah, but we'll have your back.

The problem is, if I win this Veto,

I have to use it to save Danielle.

But if I do use it, I'm exposed.

We're discussing all the scenarios.

As it is right now, unless you have another suggestion,

we're going to need to go after Marcellas and Erika,

but just make them lose.

I don't like taking chances.

If we don't pull it off just right, the Legion of Doom

will be exposed.

It's time to compete for the Veto competition.

[cheering]

Wow.

Get me on there, baby!

Janelle.

So we go outside, and I-- and I'm looking.

Flamingos.

A spinning chair.

And then the mechanical bulls.

I've seen these in past Big Brother competitions.

OK, houseguests, we have a surprise host

of the competition today, and that person

is Nicole from Big Brother !

What's up, houseguests?

Janelle announced that there was a surprise host.

It was Nicole from season .

My first thought upon seeing Nicole was how fast

can I climb over this wall?

This crazy woman is going to stab me with a knife.

All right.

All Stars, welcome to Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Veto.

You ready?

[cheering]

Yeah.

To win this competition, you're going

to have to square off against some

of the most expl*sive houseguests

in Big Brother history.

You will all watch a former houseguest

compete on a timed event.

Once they finish, you must write down

a time that's better than the former houseguest's time.

The All-Star who thinks they can beat

the ex-houseguest by the most amount of time

will get the chance to prove it.

To keep the Legion of Doom intact,

we had to make sure that Danielle won this competition.

All right, All Stars, please welcome from Dallas,

Texas, the buxom blonde, April!

What's up, Busto?

April and I, you know, we had our differences

last year on BB .

Can I call you Busto for short?

You think that you can low blow me, and I'm going to cry--

- Yes, absolutely. - --and I'm going to break down.

Yes. %.

No.

But it was really good to see Busto.

She's looking good.

Her boobies are looking bigger than ever.

You know, I kinda do miss you, Busto.

April is going to eat pieces of sushi

as fast as she can.

Oh yeah.

All right, April.

Let's see it, baby.

Ready, set, go!

Come on, April.

Go April.

Go April!

Pile that sushi!

Chew, baby.

They could have given you some wasabi and soy sauce, at least.

Oh, and the water is coming.

Oh.

Oh, how did I get talked into this?

[gagging noises] - April!

April!

April!

Oh, yeah.

Yes!

[cheering]

April very bravely finished her sushi in five

minutes and four seconds.

So now, houseguests, how fast do do

think you can eat your pieces?

We had to write down the time that we thought we could beat

the former houseguest in, and whoever

had the best time got to go head-to-head against them.

If you meet or beat the time you wrote down,

you earn the right to eliminate one

All Star from the competition.

If you aren't up to the test and fail

to reach the time you wrote down, you will be eliminated.

Please write your answers on your chalkboards right now.

What is your bid, Erika?

:.

Marcellas?

minutes and seconds.

:.

I knew it.

All right, James.

What you got there?

Three minutes and seconds, beating

Marcellas' : at this point.

And Wilma, what do you got for us?

:!

What!

What!

All right, Will.

You wrote down the fastest time of two minutes and seconds,

so now you need to eat the pieces of sushi in at least

that if not better.

I'm about to show April why she's not an All Star.

All right.

Ready, set, go, baby!

All right, Will, let's see it!

Look at him.

He's a garbage disposal!

I'm in a very precarious position walking

into this POV competition.

Because one, I have to show Janelle I'm a good competitor.

Two, I have to make Janelle believe

that I'm trying to eliminate Danielle from the competition.

Three, I have to keep the Legion of Doom intact

and make sure that Danielle wins this POV.

You're not going to do it.

You keep fooling around.

He was making me nervous, because he's fooling around.

I'm like, what are you doing?

Eat the damn sushi.

, , , !

Yes!

[bell]

[cheering]

All of them.

All of them.

Congratulations, Dr. Will.

Please choose your guest to eliminate.

I'm going to have Marcellas sit down.

Oh!

Oh!

I never get to play.

I don't understand this.

And it's like Mike, Boogie, and Will,

they're always trying to throw me under the train.

They're gayer than I am with each other.

All right, houseguests.

Riding in on his trusty steed from season , one of the four

horsemen, [inaudible].

Yay!

[cheering]

[laughter]

Just when you think Mike Boogie is

the craziest person in Big Brother history,

out runs this crazy guy.

Looked pretty cool.

Maybe we'll give him a Chilltown application.

All right, houseguests, in season ,

Scott battled it out in the Floringo Toss, and he's back

to show you he cannot be beat.

Look at him.

Yeah, baby.

Scott, you must score points as quickly as possible.

The flamingos are worth either one, two, or three points,

depending on their location.

All right, Scott, ready, set, go!

points.

This is for Jace.

Oh!

Obviously, I missed it because you're a loser.

Whoa!

Oh!

[bell]

[cheering]

[bell]

[inaudible].

[bell]

[cheering]

[bell]

Oh, the answers!

[inaudible]

[bell]

Nice job!

Nice job.

Savage!

Great job, baby.

It took you a minute and seconds to score points.

Now, houseguests, how fast do you

think you can score points?

I didn't really pay a lot of attention

when Scott competed in the flamingo competition.

You know why?

I knew I wasn't even going to compete.

James and I discussed it, and we said, James, you get the lowest

score, you compete against him.

OK, houseguests, it's time to reveal your bids.

:.

All right.

All right.

Mm.

All right, James.

Bring it, brother. - No love.

Damn.

:.

And Will, :.

So that means James, you must score points

under a minute and seconds.

Do it!

Yahtzee!

Whoops.

It's harder than it looks, James.

- Got one. - There, got one.

This guy is faster than Savage.

[bell]

And he-- he's copying me.

Come on, James.

[bell]

There ya go.

Pick up the pace, dude.

[bell] - Oh!

Yeah!

Oh!

Got it.

Does this mean Scott replaces, uh, James--

[bell] - Uh-oh.

Yeah!

[cheering]

You did it!

Woo!

Congratulations, James.

You win, and you can eliminate somebody from the competition.

Since she did almost win two HoHs,

I have to eliminate you, Erika.

I told James we need to get rid of Danielle.

It's all speculation, but I mean,

it looks like he has a deal with Danielle.

Wow.

It's time for the third event, Spin to Win.

Coming to us straight from Birmingham, Alabama,

Jack is back, baby!

[cheering]

It was awesome to see Jack today.

It was like seeing a member of my own family.

He took a spill during this competition in season ,

but he never backs down from a challenge.

Take your time.

Plant your feet.

[laughter]

OK, houseguests.

Jack is going to sit in the chair

for two miserable minutes.

When the horn sounds, the clock will start.

The clock will stop after he places his glass of champagne

onto the pedestal and rings the bell, all without his glasses.

Be careful, Jack.

Whoop.

[inaudible]

Take your time.

Yeah, I'm not going to get up yet.

Be careful.

Be careful, Jack.

Be careful!

Oh, he's looking very steady, people.

Looking solid.

Wow.

Oh my gosh.

No movement at all.

I had a good teacher.

I had a good teacher.

Yeah!

Jack, you completed the challenge

in an amazing seconds.

Nice job.

All right, houseguests, how many seconds do you

think you can complete it in?

So my-- my strategy right now is you

two boys need to throw this.

Throw it like you throw a baseball.

I hope you guys are pretty good actors.

OK, houseguests, time to reveal your bids.

seconds.

seconds.

seconds.

So James, you must complete the task in seconds or less.

I was looking to throw the competition because Danielle

had to win this.

But I had to walk a fine line and just kind of--

you know, it just had to look good.

One, one thousand.

One, one thousand.

Two, one thousand--

I got it.

Three, one thousand.

Weird.

Come on, James.

James walked around and-- and pretended to spill

the champagne glass and all this stuff, and I was like,

give me a break, buddy.

He's just a bad actor.

OK, James.

You have been eliminated from the Veto Competition.

Good try, James.

Everyone knew he threw it.

I was embarrassed for him, and I was embarrassed that he

was in the Legion of Doom.

OK, houseguests, it's time for our final event.

Yeah!

Bull riding.

Straight from season , one of the hottest men

to ever play this game.

Please welcome Hardy!

[cheering]

Hardy is a very good-looking guy, so it was just

kind of nice to look at him.

OK, Hardy, let's see what you've got.

The girls want to see you ride the bull!

Ready, set, go!

Ride it!

Weak!

So far, so good.

Is that a kiddie ride?

Put Boogie on there, and it will be bourbon cowboy.

[laughter]

Oh.

[grunts]

Ah!

[grunts] [buzzer]

Hardy!

Hardy!

Hardy!

Hardy lasted a delicious seconds.

How long do you think you can stay on?

One minute is your bid.

What have you got, Dr. Will? - Try to catch me.

Riding dirty.

Three minutes.

Big daddy's ready to ride the bull!

Will is such a c*ck little b*tch.

Because he's not going to be able to beat Hardy.

It's impossible. Three minutes?

Are you kidding me?

Come on.

Let's see what you got here.

Where am I at?

:.

:.

Use your legs, man!

Use your legs!

Don't show off.

Get two hands on there.

Hang on!

[grunts]

He's on!

He's on!

- I'm really not on! - A minute !

He's still on.

He's still on.

Well, those horns are like [muted]..

[buzzer] - That was bad.

All right, that kind of sucked.

Ah.

Hey, have you ever had , pounds

of steel smash against your family jewels

for about a minute and a half?

I highly recommend that you avoid all activities

resulting in that.

I have an ice pack on, and I'm never going to be the same.

All right, Dr. Will.

You managed to ride the bull for one

minute and seconds, which means, unfortunately, you lose.

That means Danielle, you win the Veto, girl!

[cheering]

Thank you.

Great job.

Thank you.

[inaudible].

My boys represented.

I feel so good.

Janelle, maybe when you start a w*r, you better complete it.

Ultimate betrayal.

James can kiss my a*s.

He's holding onto Danielle for some stupid reason.

It's pissing me off.

I-- I lost a lot of respect for James today.

[sighs] [giggles]

Things went almost perfectly today.

We wanted Danielle to win the Power of Veto,

and it was extremely successful.

They're all mad at him because they think he threw it.

Are they going to put him up instead?

You think they are?

They're mad.

They can't put him up.

Because they need him.

They need him.

Howie said to Janelle, right as you

were getting awarded the thing, he goes, the ultimate betrayal.

Meaning James.

Danielle won the Power of Veto.

I thought I made it very apparent to James

that I wanted Danielle to not win the Power of Veto.

What the hell?

You told me last night, the most

important person to not getting the veto, you said, was Erika.

Why the-- would I--

Why the hell would I say that?

I said Danielle needs to go.

On the block with Danielle.

No, you knew that Danielle has to go.

- OK. - That's stupid.

We wanted Danielle gone.

It's not-- if you're going to sit there and tell her to her

face and not mine that you think I threw this competition,

and Dr. Will just happened to lose on accident, well then,

[muted] bring everyone up here and start

asking stupid questions then.

Because that's why I'm so pissed off.

Why didn't you eliminate Danielle?

Because you asked me the thing.

I told you why did it, and I realized I had f*cked up.

I-- you-- you were supposed to eliminate Danielle.

You were supposed to get rid of Danielle.

You knew that.

And I-- I said it to you when l looked at you yesterday.

I just can't believe that you're that stupid.

I don't believe James.

He lies too much.

He's not a very good liar.

You guys are barking up the wrong tree, here.

Like I said--

Why do you want to protect Dani?

Why? So you can parachute to safety?

Um, no.

Her alliance is going to be decimated if Erika leaves.

She's powerless now.

All right.

Erika's going home this week.

We'll get the HoH and finish the job next week.

Is that good? - That's fine.

You want to shake on it? - No we're fine.

Believe me.

I just don't understand.

Like, we completely trusted you, and now

you're like, right here.

This is alliance right now.

Marcy and Danielle are not in it.

All right? - Exactly.

Exactly - Neither one of them.

That was my point week one.

Neither one of them.

Can we agree that the information stays between--

who do I-- who do I put up then?

To make sure Erika leaves?

If you want her to go home, then put up Chicken George.

Why not put up Chilltown?

Because that way, Will will have to vote to keep--

Boogie.

Janelle's pissed.

Do not say anything.

Janelle, she says she want to put up on of you

guys to secure the votes so Erika leaves.

So our plan now has backfired.

OK?

But I told her she needs to be careful

how she talks to you guys, because we don't

want to lose their allegiance.

Janelle's infuriated that Danielle won the POV.

However, she's a little more mad at James than she is at me.

Clearly, James is with Danielle.

Obviously, he's in the Legion of Doom with her.

But I want Janelle to be suspicious of him at all times,

because I'm suspicious of him.

Will, you've got to go fix this, dude.

- You both go. - Both right now?

Did she tell you to send us up there?

Yes.

I said, I'm going to go send Chilltown.

All right. Let's go.

[doorbell]

Come on in.

Come in.

The thing is, is like, the main thing was to get Danielle

out if she didn't win the veto.

What the hell happened?

I mean, you tell us.

James is in your alliance, and I'm the one

who thinks he's throwing [muted],,

and then he saves Danielle.

You didn't get rid of Danielle though, you

got rid of Marcellas.

Well, I mean, so what?

Boogie wants Marcellas out.

I mean--

That's great.

She's the HoH.

What do you think Marcellas was going to do if he won?

You know he's in alliance with Danielle, right?

No, he would save Erika.

No, he was going to save Danielle.

He was going to save Danielle.

He's in an alliance with Danielle.

He's-- if Marcellas won, he was

going to use it on Danielle.

Well then put up Marcellas.

Because if we are going to lose somebody to an accident,

we're not losing George.

- Fine. - You're putting up Marcellas.

What?

Because if we do lose somebody,

we're losing a-- we're losing a competitor

on that side of the house.

You're not going to lose-- you're not

going to lose anybody.

You're not going to lose anybody.

You want me to put up Marcellas, Howie?

Yes, yes.

It's the ultimate test of us, too.

Because you know how much we hate Marcellas.

Marcellas will get voted out.

No, he's not.

Then-- then that means you guys are with us if he doesn't get

voted out.

Well, the main thing is is we didn't want Danielle to win it.

I don't think Marcellas--

Well, we didn't either.

But I mean, she didn't want you to win HoH, but it happened.

I mean, the tension with Howie and Janelle

was absolutely palpable.

We had to deflect any suspicion away from Chilltown.

The weak link in this chain is James.

Why do you guys not see that?

I don't care. We need the numbers.

Last year, we put him up, and it [muted] our whole game up.

We're not doing it this year. - Yeah, I did.

It's not happening.

But it's a different game.

It's a different game.

Does that look like Kasar?

It's not.

It's Mike Boogie.

If you guys don't trust James, how

are we supposed to trust James?

James just came to us, and he's like, Danielle--

Janelle's mad at you.

I'm like, mad at me?

I ate [muted] pieces of sushi and got

my a*s beat like a bull.

You're the one who went out like a b*tch.

I'm mad at him for not getting rid of Danielle.

Maybe you should consider getting rid of James.

Will, why are you scooting away from us?

Yeah?

Don't be afraid.

Listen, I'll just let go.

I'm going to sit [muted] alike.

Vipers.

No we're not.

Oh, OK.

- Will, you're very handsome. - Thank you.

Very handsome.

You guys are not bad.

Not too shabby.

What would you-- what would happen

if there weren't cameras here?

I'd take your shorts off.

[laughter]

That's it?

If I-- OK.

This is the last three of us in the shower.

Can we-- I mean-- [muted]

You wanna take a shower with us?

Yes, you do.

No, I mean in the game!

I said in the game!

All you have to do is give Will attention,

he'll do whatever you want.

Take a shower with us.

Like, the three of us are going to go shower right now?

Mike Boogie can join us in the shower.

Go get him. - Go get him.

And meet you there?

Mhm.

Yep.

Bye-bye, Dr. Delicious.

See you soon.

You. Now.

Come with me.

[inaudible] Just get up.

Why?

We want to take a shower in the HoH.

Now.

Chilltown is on a little mission right now called--

BOTH: Operation Double Date.

And the way it works is I get very close to Erika,

Will gets very close to Janelle, using our charisma, good looks,

and winsome personalities, and what these girls think

is that they're winning our hearts,

and they're manipulating us, but what we're really doing is--

Ripping their hearts out of their chests

and squeezing the blood in the pocket of their cheap blouses

before they can blink twice.

What's-- what's going down?

They're going to take a naked shower together?

Yes.

Naked, right?

Because I got up out of bed.

I got woken up.

So I better see some boobies.

Boobies.

Boobies.

It's all fun and games until she gives it up and then gets

voted out by me on Thursday.

All right.

Let's set it up.

Will, come here.

No, stop!

Police!

OK, Janelle, let me rub your back.

Erika, you--

Oh, I [inaudible] now?

Kind of showering stuff going on.

A lot of washing each other and maybe a few random kisses

here and there.

Oh yeah.

Once again, Howie gets the shaft.

He doesn't get to compete in the first Big

Brother orgy of the season.

Oh my God!

Mike might have taken his shorts off.

I didn't see anything.

I think Erika saw something.

I was like, uh!

I'm not a good kisser.

I don't believe you.

Just one little kiss.

If you kiss, I'll kiss Janelle.

Oh, you're definitely doing it, dude!

Oh yeah.

Oh, God.

No, I can't do that.

You just did it.

You just did it.

The entire shower sequence tonight is all strategy.

These girls are--

We took no pleasure from it.

Where are you going?

Where are you guys going?

So everyone's asking why I'm not putting you up.

You-- if you want to put me up, you have

to do what's right for you.

Well, let's just-- if I did, I can

promise you that you're safe.

You put me up, I'm going to go.

No you're not.

If you put me up, I'm going to go.

OK.

I won't then.

I've just been under so much pressure

from people, once again.

We can't hang out anymore, Marcellas.

I'm going to get myself in big trouble.

I won't put you up though.

What the hell's going on?

I'm going to eat Kasar's food.

[laughs] That's what's going on. - What?

Well, he's gone.

What's going on with you?

Nothing.

I had a talk with Marcellas.

OK.

He's, like, totally being nice to me, and I feel horrible.

I can't do this, Will.

Sweetheart, look. There's no.

OK. Check it out.

You have to decide who's in your alliance or not.

And I-- what I like is honesty.

If Marcellas is in your alliance--

He's not.

You and Boogie.

OK.

Then people have to leave.

Someone has to leave every week.

Nominate him, he will cry the whole week.

He will not go home, and he will be devastated for the next HoH.

And James is shady, and Marcellas is even shadier.

I know.

And when Boogie and I say we have your back,

we have your back.

[inaudible]

You're a competitor.

You are a competitor.

You are a warrior.

This is a game.

Now, you've won three HoHs, you've won two POVs.

You are a competitor.

You're going to have to be strong,

put your chin up, and put his [muted] a*s on the block.

When I won the veto, I'm thinking, I'm safe,

but is Boogie, Will, or James?

Are they safe?

Everybody to the living room.

It's time for the Veto Ceremony.

Welcome to the veto ceremony.

Janelle, you nominated myself and Erika for eviction.

The thing about this veto is that I'm happy to have it.

But at the same time, someone has to go home.

I have to do what I have to do to protect myself.

I choose to veto myself and save myself from eviction.

Janelle, since I saved myself, you, as HoH,

have to pick a replacement.

Not many.

Well, It's been discussed, and pretty

much everyone here has been nominated

except for two people.

So I'll have to put Marcellas on the block.

Ooh, ouch.

Can he survive?

[panting]

[laughs] Oh.

Well, with that being said, the Veto Meeting is adjourned.

Let me just say this.

I want to walk up to a busted blonde bombshell

and pull that brassy blonde hair out by its black roots.

Then I want to rip out her black heart

and shove it down Will's cold, stupid, throat.

Chilltown and Legion of Doom had some success today.

We were able to take Danielle off the block,

and with a lot of hard work, I managed

to get Marcellas on the block.

It's a win-win situation for Chilltown

and the Legion of Doom.

I hope that Erika goes home this week.

Because if Marcellas leaves this house, then I'm in big trouble,

because people that are really close to me are lying to me.

ANNOUNCER: Who will be evicted next, Erika or Marcellas?

And who will win the coup d'etat,

earning the power to overthrow the Head of Household?

Find out live, Thursday at :, : Central on "Big

Brother All-Stars."