06x13 - Episode 13

[bunniefuu]

NARRATOR: Previously on "Big Brother

," the house was divided.

What's gonna happen is this.

It's gonna be you and Howie, me and Janelle, James and Sarah.

The final six.

NARRATOR: Head of Household Maggie avenged

her partner Eric's eviction--

I nominated James and Kaysar.

NARRATOR: --sending Kaysar's alliance scrambling.

You know I'll fight like hell to get you off the block.

NARRATOR: Worried for his safety,

James played both sides.

Promise.

NARRATOR: But at the veto competition,

Sarah came through for James.

[dinging]

[laughs]

Congratulations, Sarah.

NARRATOR: Though he was safe from eviction--

I do have to use the veto on James.

And let's replace James with Janelle.

NARRATOR: --James's betrayal quickly

got back to his alliance.

We're going have to have a scheme to get rid of him.

NARRATOR: At the eviction ceremony,

friends were pitted against each other.

JULIE: By a vote of to , Kaysar,

you have been evicted from the Big Brother House.

ALL: Kaysar!

NARRATOR: During the Head of Household competition,

the power changed hands once again.

JULIE: Congratulations Howie, you

are the new Head of Household.

[cheering]

JULIE: Maggie, please give Howie the key to your HOH bedroom.

[cheering]

NARRATOR: But before the dust settled,

another shocking secret was revealed.

Next week, one of the House guests will be coming back.

[cheering]

NARRATOR: How will this latest twist affect the game?

And who will Howie nominate for eviction?

Find out tonight on "Big Brother ."

[theme music]

JULIE: By a vote of to , Kaysar,

you have been evicted from the Big Brother House.

My duties as HOH were to eliminate

a very strong strategic player.

I think I accomplished that. - [SINGING] Hey, Rachie.

Hey, Sarah.

Janey and James and Howie, what up--

ALL: Kaysar!

[laughing]

We got a nice little song for him. [SINGING] What up, Kaysar!

We're losing a tremendous ally in this game.

A tremendous friend, a powerful, powerful player.

Enemies, allies, friends, foes in this house.

They all love the guy.

Saying goodbye to Kaysar was very, very, very hard today.

I'm even more sad that the vote was only to .

He deserved a lot more votes than that.

Good luck, Kaysar.

ALL: Bye, Kaysar.

Bye, guys.

Good luck.

[interposing voices]

[clapping]

It sucks that Kaysar's gone.

I'm going to miss him a lot.

[SINGING] What up, Kaysar!

I'm just going to miss his presence.

[exclaiming]

[LAUGHING] Oh, that's scary!

Oh, fix Kaysar.

Kaysar was so composed.

And it's just-- that's how Kaysar is.

He's very considerate and polite of others.

And the way he left was wonderful.

And everyone was so sad when he left.

JULIE: In the veto competition "Couch

Potato," the television set had to land on what channel?

[ding]

JULIE: Howie?

Channel .

You are correct.

Congratulations, Howie, you are the new Head of Household.

[cheering]

[YELLING] Super Bowl, baby!

Super Bowl!

Whoo!

Super Bowl, baby!

Howie knew the answer just like I did.

But when it came down to it, I know

how bad he wanted to be HOH.

I couldn't take that away from him.

[laughs]

I want to say, "Congratulations to me!"

You know Howie's a great looking guy.

Finally amounted to something in the "Big Brother " House.

Oh, Howie, I'm so proud of you.

[YELLING] What up, Kaysar!

[cheering]

Oh my God, if everyone keeps their word,

I get to stay here an extra week.

I don't have to compete in the veto contest to save my hide.

Oh, thank God.

HOH.

[cheering]

[clapping]

Having Howie as HOH is a crap sh**t.

I don't have any idea who he's going to nominate.

[inaudible]

[cheering]

The last HOH game is really interesting

because it really showed who was grouped with who,

and who had problems with who.

Rachel, I'm holding a grudge.

You took me out. [LAUGHING] I'm just playing.

I'm sorry.

I'm playing.

I took Sarah out too.

I would like to eliminate April.

JULIE: Sorry, April.

Please step down.

When Rachel eliminated April instead of Sarah,

that was absolutely a red flag.

I felt like we had a big problem.

Very.

That's my first impression also.

If Howie plays to avenge Kaysar,

I think there's a very good chance that I'll be nominated.

[WHISPERING] Maggie.

JULIE: Which House guest finished with the slump.

Ivette.

Cappy, Eric.

JULIE: You are correct, Ivette.

Who would you like to eliminate from this competition?

I vote to eliminate James.

JULIE: James, you're out.

Please have a seat on the side.

You've been eliminated.

Ivette is worried because she feels like she may have just

blown the cover on keeping James as an ally,

because now James knows that she chose a friendship over him.

James's word can't be taken here.

Seriously, he goes back on every word that he says.

I saved her a*s two weeks ago.

OK?

And she pulls me off that game before she

pulls Janelle from the game?

Who she's supposed to hate?

Yeah.

I know where your-- are now.

Yeah.

JULIE: Next week, one of the House guests

will be coming back,

[cheering]

JULIE: Which one?

That decision will be up to the viewers.

ALL: Oh!

Sent shock waves through the "Big Brother

" Household, that's for sure.

It changes the whole philosophy and theory and strategical

planning in the game.

[cheering]

If Eric comes back into this house,

it would turn this game upside down.

It would be awesome.

I would love it more than anything,

I want to see Michael or Kaysar.

I would love to have them back in the game.

And I miss both of them so much.

[laughs]

Yeah, because--

Oh, he's coming after me.

He hates me.

With Eric possibly walking back in the door,

and he felt betrayed by me, I think.

And he felt that I was partially responsible--

and I probably was-- for him walking out the door.

And that concerns me.

I hope How nominates Maggie because I can't stand her.

And even if Eric does come back, I'd like to see

him pass her in the hallway.

James and Sarah, they are two of my strongest allies.

But when James knew he was going up,

he was up there bargaining my life and Rachel's Big Brother

lives away.

Like that he didn't care anymore.

There was no alliance.

I win HOH, and all of a sudden, they're a lot nicer.

He shot himself in the foot.

You better be nervous right now.

Rachel and Janelle should feel safe this week.

The rest of the house--

if you're not Janey or Rachel, you

better be nervous right now.

[laughter]

Oh, seriously.

I got any volunteers for Howie's new HOH room?

[cheering]

Oh, I got to have a light saber in the HOH room.

Kaysar?

Kaysar!

Oh, he's gone, I forgot.

Maggie, did you give me the key?

We all went upstairs when Howie got Head of Household.

This is Howie's new HOH room here.

Let's see what we got here.

[cheering]

Oh, Twinkies!

He had a lot of food.

That whole basket was overflowing with cupcakes,

and Twinkies, and Cherry Cokes.

Cupcakes!

[cheering]

I'm dying to see Howie in his new Speedo.

And I'm really hoping he's not embarrassed to put it on.

Because if he's not embarrassed to run around

in those tacky s underwears of his,

he shouldn't be embarrassed to run around in the black Speedo.

I don't believe it!

[laughs] That's awesome.

Oh my God.

[laughs] Howie got some unique items.

[LAUGHING] Howie.

Oh God, I thought he was a dancer.

Yeah, I think it's a stripper.

My favorite was his photograph of him in his stripping days.

Oh my God, he really was a stripper.

Howie!

He actually looks like a blow up doll with his head on it,

but it's actually him and his body all greased up.

[laughs]

The same shirt.

You do wear that shirt in public!

[laughter]

There's this picture of him and his father.

He has one of the same shirts that he brought here,

one of the tank tops.

Cut off jean shorts and a fanny pack.

It's just absolutely so funny.

You guys all have the same exact smile

and the little rosy cheeks.

I saw a picture of him with his mother and his sister, Ashley.

You guys all look alike.

Yeah.

Where's my light saber, BB?

He was a little disappointed that he

didn't get his light saber.

Where's my light saber?

Hopefully, if he gets HOH again, maybe then

he'll be able to get his light saber.

First of all, I want to say congratulations to me.

[laughs]

We have to Sarah and James out of here.

The whole thing is, what if Eric comes back?

Right.

If we get rid of James, that leaves us as a target.

If we put up James and Sarah--

Oh.

one of them's going %.

We cannot put James up and risk him winning the veto.

What is our choice there?

To get rid of Maggie.

To get rid of Maggie?

It's safer, I think, for the three

of us, if we get rid of Maggie.

It is.

Here's the thing.

If we can backdoor him, fine.

If not, Maggie's to go.

But at the same time, if we do that, Sarah's against us.

Us.

There's three of us.

And there's only three of us.

If Eric comes back we are through.

I don't see why we should have to do the dirty work

right now to get rid James.

I think that now it's too risky for someone like Eric

to come into this House, and get rid of James, who could

have very well got rid of Eric.

The prospect of him coming back just changed it.

I talked to Rachel and Janey.

I thought we were going to just go for it all

and throw Sarah and James right up there.

And there was always a question mark to, "Oh, he's

too dangerous.

He'll win the veto."

And he probably will.

I'm trying to protect Rachel, myself, and Janey.

James is my target.

I don't want to go for him and lose.

He's the most dominant player in Big Brother history.

Look, Howie.

We take Maggie out.

You've got four of them, potentially six of us again.

Your odds are better by screwing her

than screwing James and Sarah.

And you know that.

[music playing]

[music playing]

So what's up, Howie?

This is our time.

We thought we'd come in together as a pair.

Oh, sorry.

You want me to leave?

It's up to you guys.

Might as well stay here.

I'll sit here.

OK.

I guess we've been battling with each other here and there.

You know?

Position and strategy in this game.

But I don't know who to really trust in this game

anymore to be honest with you.

Like for example, if I were to say Maggie, Beau, and Ivette.

You trust them?

I feel like I do.

OK.

If Sarah and James were talking to you, would you trust them?

- Nope. - No?

Because I've seen them talking--

about every single one of us.

April and Jennifer came in.

I said, "Who don't you trust in this game?"

And they said James is the scrappiest--

He's playing all sides of the game.

--most deceitful--

He came up here and told us "Y'all should

put up Rachel and Howie."

--scandalous--

He swore on the Bible.

--insidious--

Once that son of a b*tch goes, it's

not going to be so divided.

--disgusting--

I can't even look at him, guys.

--player in this game, so to speak, in probably

"Big Brother" history.

I walk past that son of a b*tch, and I seriously

want kick him in his-- nuts.

I can't stand him.

[knocking]

Good?

You done?

Come on.

We're about to leave.

I've got things to do.

I got to shower, I got to go to sleep,

there's a food competition tomorrow.

So you want Ivette and Beau just right on the seats,

and that's the way we'll do it?

Is that what you want to do?

Peace.

Thanks, April.

Thank you, honey.

OK, thanks.

Well, we all have a common problem in this game.

Do you know who it is?

Mm-hmm.

Well, my problem is James.

He's heartless.

You know what I mean?

The only thing is that, like I said, if we put them both up,

and when I get one of them out of here,

no matter who wins HOH the following week,

we just got to finish the job. - Of course.

Oh yeah, no.

But that's something that we all have to stay in pact on.

And then after that, everybody just plays the game.

You know what I mean?

My word is as good as gold.

I have yet to go back on something.

I cut a deal with Beau and Ivette.

Basically they said, "You put up James and Sarah this week,

we'll finish the job for you next week,

and you're home free."

[knocking]

- And that's our word. - Shh.

OK?

[knocking]

What's that?

The moment I walked up there and Ivette and Beau freaked out

when I came through the door, I'm nervous because the a*s

kissers were at it again.

Really?

Yeah.

I'm on their side so--

[knocking]

Come on in.

I mean, they're trying to act like all of a sudden,

he's turning on us.

I feel comfortable with what Howie told me.

If Howie was trying to work behind my back,

he wouldn't have told me that Ivette

and Beau had said that Sarah and I were part of their group.

Because James has been gunning for you

and Rachel since week one.

They're on our side.

You know that don't you, Howie?

They're fighting with us.

James and Sarah.

They're two of my biggest enemies in this game.

But at the same time, they're my ally by this much.

I'm just like-- [dinging]

Come in.

Come in.

Here's [inaudible]

Rachel, I have a confession.

You might want to sit down for this.

OK.

I'm on Beau and Ivette and Maggie's side.

OK.

Your a*s is gross.

I don't trust him.

He's proven himself to be completely untrustworthy.

And I didn't like him from the beginning.

Although I believe that there are star players,

and there are bigger threats in this house.

The prospect of Eric coming back is my biggest concern.

It's huge.

It's huge.

His team with Maggie gone is nothing.

So I am not scared.

Bring Eric back, and I'll send him home next-- week.

I'm not worried about Eric coming back.

America, you can send Eric back, because I'll send him right

back to your a*s the next week.

If Eric comes back in house, we have to be strong,

and we have to be united.

Don't second guess each other, OK?

Because it is scary to hear other people saying other

things about your team members.

James made a very good point of Eric

possibly coming back into the House.

And I knew that if Eric came back in the House,

and he and Maggie got back together as a team,

they're going to be very, very strong.

And I knew if James was still in the house,

and Eric came back, they're going after him immediately.

And that keeps Howie and I safe for a little bit longer.

We just need to make sure we get

Maggie gone for the possibility if Eric comes back.

Because if they're back here together, that's not good.

- No. - OK.

[knocking]

Shh.

That's Maggie.

Come on in, former HOH.

Can I have a minute?

Sure.

Then the Sovereign Five walked out the door,

and it was me and Maggie one on one.

About what?

About me.

I can't trust anything in this game.

I don't have a partner.

But we all have a consensus problem in the House.

Are you kidding?

Rachel's walking around talking like her

and James are best friends.

She has to.

If you become his best friend, does it make it

easier for you to take him out?

[laughs]

He still thinks that Janey and Rachel and I are his strongest

allies in this game.

And that's all the edge that we need.

Unless we as a group work together, he's going to win.

The goal of this week is to ensure

that no one from the friendship gets nominated.

That way if someone does come back and it is Eric,

we will have a strong friendship.

He can't take on the whole House.

He can't.

As good as he is, and as much as he

destroyed all his credibility.

I'll give you my word.

Yeah.

That's why they don't want to go after this guy

if I don't have the whole House's support.

You have the entire House.

Maggie said if I put up James and Sarah this week, no matter

who comes in the doors next week, whether it's Eric,

I'm safe from Eric for another week.

So right now, we're putting [inaudible]..

As of right now?

I mean, no.

Yeah, no, no.

I haven't talked to Rachel yet, but that's the way

it's going to be for sure.

That's the way it's going.

That's the way it's going.

They're going up.

They're going up. - Your word.

You have my word, they're going up.

Going out of here.

And you give me your word that they are going up?

They're going.

And Sarah's and Jame's [inaudible]

will be the two that are not in the box.

OK.

I did promise that we'll both get them out of here.

At the same time, you failed last week at getting James out.

And now I'm stuck doing your dirty work.

So if Cappie comes back, Eric comes back,

then we're sitting ducks after that.

All right. Thanks, Maggie.

Thanks, Howie.

I think my back's actually starting to match my front now.

Let me see.

You should feel this thumb that sticks out my back pocket.

Shut up, for real.

You're going to freak out when I let you feel.

Just feel it.

No.

Well, I'm going to throw up.

April and I were just talking about certain things.

She's like, "Oh, you know, my back is always hurting."

I'm like, "What do mean?

Do You have like a tail or something?"

She was like, "Well, actually I do."

I'm like, "What?" - Feel it!

- No! - Beau Beau!

Feel it.

- No! - Yes.

She's like, "Touch it."

I'm like, "No, I'm not going to touch it,

because it freaks me out."

I totally refuse to touch it.

Gross.

Ivette.

I fell off a horse, and my tailbone is crooked now.

And I'm going to get you to feel it, because you'll be like,

"Holy crap."

You're gonna flip.

It's [inaudible] like above your butt crack.

Ew!

[screams] I have dubbed April "The Lemon."

When you look at her, she's beautiful.

But then you start to get to know April,

and April is broken.

She's got a little tail in the back

because she fell off a horse, so a little bone

pops out like a tail.

She says her butt crack's deformed.

She is just funny.

Just feel of it.

Everybody has that.

She says everybody has it, so why--

I don't have that.

No.

Nobody has that.

[laughter]

It's like a dog.

When a dog gets its tail clipped, like a boxer's tail.

It could wiggle when she's happy.

Can you wag it?

Just feel of it.

[screaming]

Ew!

Is it that bad?

[laughs] I do not have a tail.

When you're happy, do you feel funny back there?

It's not a tail!

Like a dog tail.

Y'all are stupid.

[laughs]

[music playing]

If we evict Maggie, and Eric comes back,

Eric and James are gonna clash, and that's going to be great.

If we vote Maggie out, and Michael or Kaysar come back,

we're all going after James.

I just promised everybody James on a silver platter.

You were supposed to keep that a secret.

I can't believe you promised everybody that.

I can't even express what went through my mind

when he told me that he and Janelle

spilled everything and made these agreements

with the other team.

So you told April and Jennifer, Beau and Ivette, and Maggie.

They said they all want him gone.

and I said-- they all promised me

if we go ahead and put him up, they'll finish

the job the following week.

I seriously thought Howie was just going to listen

to what everybody had to say.

I didn't think he was going to sit there and make a bunch

of deals without talking to me.

I seriously didn't think he was going

to do something that dumb.

God, every week you're different.

No!

I'm not different.

First it's James has to go.

No, James does have to go.

The idea was to put one up, and back door James in.

But now with the possibility that Eric could return,

we can't do that.

Some people in this House just need to learn how to shut up

and listen not spill a plan.

We sat there and said it was our plan,

and we're not telling anybody til we do it.

Right.

Well, it's screwed.

We're screwed now.

They go back and tell James.

Now I'm mad.

I cannot believe you guys.

I should have stayed up here.

I don't know why the--

you left.

Because--

Oh, please.

Then Janey opened her big mouth.

Then my [inaudible] to follow.

He was HOH for two hours, and he screwed us.

I threw that HOH contest so he could have it,

and now I'm wishing I hadn't.

I mean, basically, what we have now is a double edged sword.

And we have to figure out which side of the sword is sharper.

They want him gone.

Now I have to treat the whole house like he did.

They're gonna come after me.

This is a big mess, Howie.

I know.

You guys ready to compete for some food here?

[cheering]

I need Janelle to be on that team.

I need a blue team and a read team.

Oh, Janelle's going on that team.

[LAUGHING] Oh.

I knew I had the PB and J pass.

That's why I picked the people that weren't

closest to me to be on my team.

I to eat regardless.

Obviously, Janelle gets to eat regardless.

Are you guys ready? ALL: Yeah!

All right.

Let's head to the yard and go win some food.

[cheering]

[music playing]

When we walked out there and saw

something out of a video game.

When I used to play Donkey Kong or something.

What color are we?

What color are we?

[interposing voices]

One team pick blue.

One team pick red.

Welcome to the Big Brother Bakery.

In this competition, each team will

have to eat anything and everything

that spits out of the Big Brother Bakery Sweets Machine.

In order to win the food for the week,

each team must stuff their faces with more

treats than the other team.

We all thought we were going to have to make something.

But once we get out there, we're told

that we're going to have to eat, and eat, and eat,

and eat, and eat, and eat.

Any uneaten food will continue down the conveyor belt

and fall into the bucket at the end.

Oh my God.

When time runs out, I will take the bucket from each team

and place them on the scale.

The team who eats the most food will have the lightest bucket,

and will win food for the week.

The losers, the ones with the heaviest bucket,

will be stuffing their faces with PB and J.

I as HOH, of course, eat with the winners.

Your menu for the week is at stake,

so get ready to eat your heart out, and do not welch.

This competition is called "Conveyor Belch."

ALL: Oh!

[clapping]

I was kind of nervous at first.

I think other people were too, that it

was going to be gross food like the Snack Shack from Hell.

Yeah.

If you throw up, it's used.

Oh God, oh God.

[yelling]

Oh, it's easy.

Let everybody get one of those.

No way.

[laughs]

When we found out it was baked goods,

we were like, "Oh, this is great."

Oh, here comes your favorite.

So leave these.

My strategy was basically to eat everything that came out.

So when the competition started,

little Hershey's kisses came out.

And then it came out, and it was a couple snow caps.

And then it was a little cookie.

And so as it started coming out, it started

getting bigger and bigger.

Oh, these are heavy.

These are heavy.

Put down--

[interposing voices]

Our whole strategy was basically to eat heavy things,

not light and fluffy things.

Oh, [inaudible]

Poor Maggie is allergic to dairy products,

and she tried to avoid all dairy.

Oh, cheesecake!

Yes!

I love cheesecake.

It's my favorite thing in the world.

Give us cheesecake. [inaudible] cheesecake.

I can eat it.

[interposing voices]

[laughs]

[groans]

Rice Crispies cake!

Ew!

OK, I don't want to eat ever again.

Cookie.

Today's food competition--

it was like an episode of "I Love Lucy" gone bad.

Oh God.

Oh God.

I never want to eat sweets again.

[laughter]

[yelling]

Whoa!

Oh my God!

Take it!

How heavy is it?

[interposing voices]

I have always wanted to be able to dig my hands

in a big cake and just eat it.

[inaudible]

Is it heavy?

Is it heavy?

Is it heavy?

Is it heavy?

[interposing voices]

[laughs]

I got a cake!

I got a cake!

There was no way that we could have eaten all that.

I don't think an entire fat farm could

have eaten all that stuff.

[laughter]

Look at Janelle.

Look at Janelle!

Look at her!

[laughs] I freaking love her.

Janelle ate like a champ.

Ate like if she was competing for Kaysar or for Howie.

[groans] It's cream.

I didn't really eat that much.

I wasn't trying to help my team.

I was stuffing my face into the cake to make it

look like I was a team player.

It was it fun for me because I love playing make believe.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

What?

Two.

[inaudible]

I was very impressed with Janelle.

Janelle was definitely taking one for the team.

It was set up perfectly.

She was smashing food in her face,

but she wasn't eating any of it.

She's the only person in here right now

who doesn't have a stomach ache.

[laughter]

Good job.

[groaning]

Way to take it for the team.

I won the respect of the four people that used to hate me.

It's great.

[inaudible]

Oh, this game sucked.

Oh my God, I feel sick.

Blue team, when you're ready, let's get your bucket over here

and see how much food you ate.

Damn.

Blue team, you're remnants come out to and / pounds.

[cheering]

[clapping]

[groans]

[cheering]

My team won, of course.

Duh!

[squeals]

We eat.

They don't.

Thank God.

Red team, you came out to . five pounds.

You're eating for the week.

[cheering]

Blue team.

Blue team, you're peanut butter and jelly.

But you also have a competitor over their, Janey,

you are the peanut butter and jelly free

pass as long as you're a Big Brother House guest.

And you have the ability to do whatever

you want with that pass.

Well, guys, I'm sorry, but I'm going to keep it for myself.

OK.

That's OK.

[clapping]

Of course she's going to use the PB and J pass on herself.

Hello.

[clapping]

Can I vomit now?

I've gained pounds now.

I'm going to throw up.

I'm disgusted right now.

[groans] I don't want to have peanut butter and jelly again.

[music playing]

What are you going to do when they run out of cigarettes?

Huh?

I really do not smoke this much, but yes, I am now.

I am smoking more.

April came into this House, and she would say, "You guys,

I don't smoke.

You guys, I don't smoke.

I mean, really, y'all, I don't smoke."

Then it went to her smoking three, four times a day.

Then every time you'd see April, she'd say,

"I'm just going to have a cigarette."

Anytime we were outside, she was smoking like a chimney.

- Uh-huh. - Oh.

Yeah.

You're not a smoker, but you brought cigarettes?

I'm not saying I'm not a smoker, but I'm not like--

A smoker.

She's a smoker--

Oh, you didn't emphasize the "a."

You know what?

That's where you got me. - I don't want y'all--

I mean, I'm not--

you know what I'm saying.

I've always hated cigarettes, but I

tend to like to smoke a cigarette

when I'm having a beer or when I'm really, really stressed.

So I brought in a handful of cigarettes in the House.

[buzz]

No!

Two.

Like three.

I think I had three cartons.

Like three cartons.

How many things are in a carton?

I don't know.

I've never bought a carton before.

times .

That's cigarettes in one carton.

cigarettes.

Janelle and Beau are smoking mine.

- They are? - Yeah.

Janelle--

Well, why do you leave them out here?

Because I don't care.

I mean, if I run out, I run out.

Oh, I need cigarettes, Janelle.

If you like to smoke cigarettes,

you got to bring your own supply.

You got bring three months worth of cigarettes.

If not, and you run out, Big Brother will

not supply you with cigarettes.

Can't y'all at least go to a tobacco place and get me some

that don't have nicotine or tobacco to where

I can at least smoke something?

Do I get cigarettes if I win HOH?

I want cigarettes.

Are you serious?

I think April did a great job quitting

smoking when she ran out of all the cigarettes in the House.

[groaning]

Nominations today.

Nominations today.

If I'm going up, just someone tell me that most likely I am.

Just so I'll be aware.

After Howie told me about the agreement he made with Maggie,

I basically told him we're going to have

to figure out how to fix it.

We could put James and Sarah up, and one of them goes home.

We could put Maggie and somebody else up,

and try to get Maggie out.

Excuse me.

Yeah.

She screwed up.

Poor Maggie is feeling a little ill right now.

But of course, Maggie perked up to talk about strategy.

[WHISPERING] So what do you want to do?

I knew that if Eric came back in the house

and he and Maggie got back together as a team,

they're going to be very, very strong.

Me, Maggie, Ivette, Beau, Jennifer.

We have never made an alliance.

All we promised to each other is that we

would be honest to each other.

Everything in this game is about deals

and securing yourself more than just one week.

So I understand that they needed some security.

OK, what can I promise to that--

out of here?

Him or Sarah this week.

We're willing--

Oh, I know that. I know that.

I know that.

If somebody comes back in, and you want to be safe,

you don't want to go on the block.

OK.

You said two weeks.

Done.

The details of the deal were that for the next two weeks,

James and Sarah would be the ones that were evicted,

and that Rachel and Howie would stay off the chopping block.

If I were to win HOH next week, I would

honor the deal that I had made.

But I can't be positive as to what

other people in their friendship are going to do.

There's no guarantee that anyone's going to stick

to any deal in this game.

[music playing]

On of my duties as Head of Household

is to nominate two people for eviction.

[music playing]

[groans] I'm just so done with the nominations.

I could easily be up.

Just got to hope to God I'm not going home this week.

[music playing]

I'm feeling really good about the nominations today.

I really don't have any worries.

I really trust Howie.

[music playing]

Until I see my key come out of that slot,

I do not believe I am safe.

And if you ever do feel comfortable,

you're probably not paying attention.

This House changes day to day, week to week.

I mean, I just got tensions and pressures of people polling

and asking me ideas from every angle of the House.

[music playing]

Nothing is safe.

Nothing is guaranteed in the BB House.

I never doubt myself not going up on the chopping block.

I'm a big target.

[music playing]

Nominations are coming up today.

I'm feeling pretty good.

It's going to be a nice, relaxing week.

With great power comes great responsibility, whether you're

Superman, you're a Jedi.

And I just think I'm going to do the best

thing in the interests of myself and my close partners in crime.

[music playing]

Time for the nomination ceremony.

Everyone please gather around the dining room table.

[music playing]

Thank you all for attending the nomination ceremony.

But I haven't found my key.

Have you guys seen it?

[laughter] - Oh, right.

Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.

[laughs]

I've seen a lot of good things here.

I've seen a lot of bad things here.

I've been since day one--

I was a strategical player in this game.

I play this game for strategy, to give myself the best shot

at it, and ultimately, I came here

to try to win "Big Brother ."

So let's-- I guess let's get this game started.

Get it going.

[music playing]

Janelle, you are safe.

Oh, Howie.

[music playing]

Rachel, you are safe.

[music playing]

Beau, you are safe.

Thank you, Howie.

You're welcome, Beau.

[music playing]

Ivette, you are safe.

Thank you, Howie.

[music playing]

Jennifer.

Love you, Howie.

[music playing]

April, you're safe.

Thank you, Howie man.

[music playing]

Last, but not least, Maggie, you are safe.

[music playing]

Sara and James, I nominated the both of you.

James, I think you're a dangerous, dangerous player.

That concerns me tremendously.

I mean, with you in the way, I'm not going to be

a "Big Brother " champion.

I really believe that.

And because of that, I nominate you.

I understand.

Sarah, I really didn't know about you for too long.

You know, you're kind of hiding out there.

A lot of people get a free ride in this game,

and I was one of them.

And that's not really a bad thing.

If you're good around here, it's bad.

You'll put a target on you.

And then you look at you and James,

boyfriend and girlfriend.

I mean, James is strong enough, and the way

you guys work together--

I mean, that's a disaster for me in this game.

There's no question about that.

But this meeting is adjourned.

I stand by my decisions.

I mean, some people are saying that I'm a liar and I'm wrong.

Well, I may look back and say I made the wrong decision.

But for now, there's no regrets.

Obviously, this is very, very, very unexpected.

I mean, not only could I potentially

be losing my boyfriend at the end of the week.

I just don't think I could take it, because I right

now just found out that I don't have

a single friend in this House.

I'm completely stunned.

It has to have been in the works because Rachel,

Howie, and Janelle cannot be that stupid.

When I pulled my key out I went, "Oh my gosh."

I'm so thankful because at least that way I know one of them

is going home this week.

I never give up.

They're not going to win.

They're not to beat me.

Sarah and I will decide who leaves this House.

I think I'm going to have a motivation and a rage that

will be legendary.

NARRATOR: Who will win the power of veto,

and will they use it to save either James or Sarah?

Find out Tuesday at :/: central on "Big Brother ."

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