01x15 - Angela Who? // Rockabye Abatti

[bunniefuu]

♪ My name is Angela

♪ Hey, hello!

♪ Welcome to my very own show ♪

♪ I'll introduce my friends to you ♪

Oh no! It's Ninnypoo!

♪ Shoobee-doobee-doo wap-waa.

♪ My name is Angela

♪ And you are not

♪ Nanette Manoir is a stuck up jerk face snot ♪

And now to today's story, starring me.

And NOT starring Nannete Manoir.

Today may look like just another Saturday but it is not

on account of today I have finally gotten perfect

something I have worked weeks and weeks on,

and no one will believe it until they see it!

I did it! I did it!

Mom and Dad! Come quick!

You won't believe your eyes!

TA DA!

Amazing!

[WHISTLE]

Wow, I'm sure you're the first Anaconda

to ever have done THAT!

You certainly didn't get that from MY side of the family!

There's only one Angela!

Derek and Mark are going to be so jealous!

I don't get it.

What's not to get?!

I'm all bent up in a twisted position.

It took me all day.

I think it's stupid.

I think it's too stupid to even be stupid.

[LAUGH] Hey, good one!

[LAUGH]

You're just jealous 'cause you're not special like me!

Yeah, you're special, like circus a freak! Ah!

Yeah. Circus freaks are, like weird.

Ha-a weird!

Well for your information, Dad says I'm the first

Anaconda to have ever done it!

Maybe that's because you're not a real Anaconda.

Huh?

Yeah, like maybe you were adopted! Ha!

You're an "Un-aconda!"

"Un-aconda".

[LAUGH]

Yeah, oh, I just got that one.

I wish.

Then I wouldn't be related to you two knuckle-eads!

Dad: Tuna time!

Score!

Hey! Wait for me!

Tuna noodle casserole. My most hated meal.

Who needs to eat out when you can eat this good at home!

Mmmm, Food!

Of all my creations, this has got to be the family favorite!

Ewww, the family favorite except for me.

Even King loves dad's casserole.

Maybe Mark and Derek are right.

I guess I am a little different from my family.

Rainy day slide show for anyone who helps me clean up!

All right, old pictures!

Cool!

Great. I can starve and be bored all on the same day.

♪ "Camptown ladies sing dis song ♪

♪ Doo dah! Doo-dah!"

♪ Camptown ladies sing dis song ♪

♪ Doo- dah! Doo-dah!

♪ Camptown ladies sing dis song -- ♪

♪ Doo- dah! Doo-dah!

♪ Doo- dah! Doo--!

Dah.

Forget it, weirdo.

Leave this to the non-fake Anacondas.

[LAUGH]

Yeah, Angela Un-aconda.

Oh.

Ta da!

Oh Mark!

You were such a handsome baby!

Yeah, and now you're a big annoying baby.

There's baby Derek smashing the window with a hammer!

Awww, Lulu.

[LAUGH]

Where'd you get those pants, Dad?

And who's the hippie chick dancing around

with the bad hair?

I did not have bad - Never mind.

Little Mark spitting up on his baby brother Derek.

Hey, how come there are no baby pictures

of me spitting up as a baby?

We told you, you're not a real Anaconda.

WHOA! May day!

S-Someone call !

[COUGHING]

Oh my gosh!

I'm really NOT an Anaconda!

It all adds up, girl.

The tuna casserole, the singing,

their not being able to twist into twisted

positions, and now, no baby pictures.

I really must not be a real Anaconda.

So if I'm not a real Anaconda,

that means I must be a real something else!

Cool!

I'm gonna go find out!

Gina Lash and I are a lot alike.

We both have cloud pajamas, we both like Astro-Nutties.

And most important of all, we both hate Nanette Manoir.

In fact, Gina and I are so much alike,

we might even be twins!

Or at least sisters.

Hi Angela Anaconda!

You're just in time for lunch.

Well, I AM a little hungry.

We're having the most scrumptious lunch imaginable

-- tuna noodle casserole.

Yech, I'll never be THAT hungry.

Its intricate blend of fish oils and processed cheese

stuffs make it the best taste sensation

known to man!

Yew! And I was hoping we were sisters.

So now Gina Lash has finished her tuna casserole,

and I convinced her to come with me to Abatti's for a

slice and to help me find my true family.

The most scientific way to identify members of the same

family is by the ability to roll one's tongue

down the middle.

Half the world can do it, the other half can't.

You can do it, Angela Anaconda, and I cannot.

Therefore, we are not sisters.

Now onto more pressing issues: Will you be getting

anchovies or double cheese on your slice?

Hey!

Oh, sorry, Josephine.

Think nothing of it, my sister.

Sister?

Hey, you don't think Josephine Praline and me are -

The Pralines have at least ten children in their house.

Obviously they're not in the habit of giving any away.

I don't how you can eat a slice of pizza crust first, Angela.

It violates several laws of nature.

You remind me of myself when I was a little girl, eh.

In the old country, I always atea the pizza

with crust first.

What do you think?

Could Nonna Abatti really be my real mother?

Don't be insulted, Angela, but I think Nonna's

a little old to be your mother.

I don't think women can give birth in their eighties.

Then if Nonna's not my mother,

and you're not my sister and Josephine's not my sister,

then who AM I related to?

One large pizza, maintenant, which is French for

RIGHT NOW!

I've just mastered the impossible upside-down

pretzel in my private gymnastics class,

so what does Alfredo reward me with?

Tuna noodle casserole - a meal not fit for your dog,

Angela Anaconda!

No one in my family has ever been able to stomach it.

Did she just say she can do the upside-down pretzel?

Did she just say she hates tuna noodle casserole?

♪ Freres Jacques, Freres Jacques, ♪

♪ Freres Jacques, Freres Jacques, ♪

Yup. Perfect harmony.

Crust first!

What are you looking at?

Nanette, can you roll your tongue?

Of course. Everyone in my family can.

It's really true!

I really AM a Manoir!

That is why I do not fit in anywhere --

I am really a Manoir, which is obvious

from all the baby pictures they have of me as a baby.

No need to do house chores and homework when there are

others to do them for me.

Wheee!

The only French thing I will allow are fries.

And everything I do will be considered

perfect and wonderful.

In fact, even Mrs. Brinks will worship the ground I walk on!

And unlike some Manoirs, I will be the most popular

and generous girl in school!

But what's this? Where are we going?

A real Manoir must have fake charm and grace?

A real Manoir must think they know how to dress?

A real Manoir must like puffy clothes and puffy hair

and puffy dogs?!

Well I do not!

A real Manoir must be mean to her friends?

Well I am not!

A real Manoir must dance ballet and go to the opera?!

Well I will not!

Au revoir, you will call out as you leave me on the side

of the road.

But I don't care on account of now I know you are

not my real family!!

What is wrong with you, Angela Anaconda,

you're acting like a lunatic?!

You're not my family!

You? Family? In my worst nightmare!

Hey, but if I'm not a Manoir, then who am I?

[horn honks]

Angela?! We knew we'd find you here!

Come on, Dad got the slide projector working again.

Vanilla ice cream?!

But my favourite's chocolate.

We know.

That's why we got you this!

I'll take my fake real family over any real fake family

any day.

And here's something I found special for you, Angel-wings.

Ilch! Gross! What is it?

That's you being born.

It's the miracle of life.

Oh!

What an ugly baby! [LAUGH]

And you're still ugly.

Too bad you're an Anaconda.

The worst part is, I'm related to YOU!

[LAUGH]

Good one, weirdo!

Today Johnny Abatti wants us to guess what new thing was

delivered to his house today for immediate construction.

Oh, I know, it's a giant cheese log!

Two giant cheese logs?

They're perfect for any occasion.

Nope.

Is it two plastic garden snakes to protect your

tulips from aphids?

Nope.

But today I can hardly even guess my own name on account

of all of the sleep I did not get last night.

[GRUNTING]

Which I guess is why my brain can hardly think.

I got it- BUNK-BEDS!

Yep.

And the first night of bunk-bed sleeping will be Saturday.

"Sleeping?" Did someone say "sleeping?"

Yeah.

My mom and dad are going on their th Second Honeymoon

cruise, and Nonna said I could invite all my friends

to sleep over.

There's just one problem: there are four of us and

there are only two beds.

Oh. I didn't think of that.

Well, Johnny Abatti, I guess you will have to start

thinking of that now on account of now

you will have to pick.

But just because we have been friends for forever

and today too should not affect your picking decision.

Ahhhh!

And don't forget yesterday, or the day before that.

Gee, Angela, Gina was the one who guessed.

True, but Gina cannot sleep over at your house

on account of, um, on account of she will be too busy,

uh, walking her pet turtle at the turtle park.

Right, Gina Lash?

Um, uh, yeah. Turtle park. Right.

And Gordy can't sleep over because you have carpeting

in your house and Gordy's allergic.

I'm not allergic to all carpeting.

Maybe not, Gordy Rhinehart, but Johnny Abatti's got shag.

Shag carpeting!!

Shag gives me ankle mites!

So I am afraid that leaves just me.

Johnny Abatti's Bunk Beds here I come!

So now it is Saturday bunk-bed sleeping night and

I am packing for the best sleep of my life:

flannel cloud pajamas, night- glow toothbrush

and spearmint raspberry swirl toothpaste.

Hey Angie-Pants, you sure you just wanna do a sleep-over?

Yeah, maybe you should do a MOVE-over.

[LAUGHS]

Move-over. Good one.

What I am sure of is that tonight I will not be kept

from my best sleep ever because of helmet heads

on wheels.

Bye-bye, sweetie.

Make sure you get a good night's sleep cuz we're

picking you up bright and early to go shopping.

Oh, and don't forget your "please" and "thank-yous!"

Thank YOU, favorite mother, for letting me go somewhere

to sleep in peace and quiet.

Uncle Nicky: Here's fifty bucks.

Just hook it up so I get the movie channel for free!

Thank-YOU, Johnny's Uncle Nicky.

Yo, Johnny, your bunk bed friend's here.

Hi, Angela.

Come on in!

This is going to be the best sleepover!

Yeah and I am definitely going to over sleep.

Nonna, Angela Anaconda's here.

Johnny, your Nonna Abatti is throwing spaghetti at my head!

Aw, she's not throwing at you,

she's throwing it at the wall.

That's how she knows it's done- when it sticks.

It's an Abatti family secret!

Wow, I never knew spaghetti was so much fun to cook!

Mmmm, and eat.

Thank-YOU, Johnny's Nonna Abatti.

Basta. Basta coci!

Does that mean "you're welcome"?

No, ita means "don't you kids have something better

to do than be ina my hair?"

Sure we do, Johnny's Nonna.

BUNK BEDS!

Oooooo.

There you go, kids, solid as a rock.

Ready to show some respect?

Wow, nothing like this ever happens at my house.

But it's good luck to spit on a new piece of furniture, Angela.

Go ahead.

Well, I guess when in Rome - or even in the Abatti house.

Now that is what I call one lucky set of bunk beds.

And since I'm lucky enough to sleep on them,

I think I will just curl up under the covers and go -

Nonna: Mange!

"Mange" wouldn't happen to mean "bed time", would it?

Hey, where'd everybody go?

Well, all done!

Guess it's time for bed!

Angela, that was just the first course!

Youmean there's more?

Sure, seven more!

Seven courses?!

You want I should make more?

Well, I might not be in bed yet,

but I know one thing for sure:

I won't be sleeping on an empty stomach!

[BUUUURRRRP]

[BURRRRP]

Well, when in Rome! [BURP!]

Top bunk, bottom bunk, top bunk, bottom bunk, top bunk -

Finally it is bed time.

The time I have been waiting for.

Too bad for me, Johnny Abatti cannot decide

where he wants to sleep.

Pick, Johnny! Pick!

I'm trying.

But this is hard!

I know, let's toss a racecar.

If it falls upside down on the roof,

that means you sleep on the bunk on the top.

Wheels.

'Night, Johnny Abatti.

I knew this was going to be the best sleeping night

of my whole life.

Aaahhh!

Johnny: Hey Angela?

Yes, Johnnny Abatti?

I think you have my pillow.

[GROANS]

Ooooh!

Hey, turn off the light!

We are supposed to be sleeping.

But it's my night light, Angela.

I can't sleep without my night light!

But Johnny Abatti, the guest who is me says It's too bright.

Johnny Abatti?

JOHNNY ABATTII?

Fine, now I will just have to shut it off.

Ahhh!

Ahhh!

Well, at least with Johnny Abatti asleep,

nothing else can bother me.

Ahhh, quiet.

And quiet means back to my sleeping.

Yep, here I go, sleeping.

[SNORING]

Shhh! Some of us are trying to sleep.

[GROAN] Great.

I guess I will just have to count sheep.

One little sheep over the fence,

two little sheep over the fence.

Three sheepbrushes, four sheeptoothbrushes.

Toothbrushes?! That's it!

I forgot to brush my teeth which is something I never forget.

Now I am thinking that maybe if I brush my teeth like

usual, it will help me fall asl-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-P!

[SNORING]

What in the Abatti world is that?!

[SNORING]

Nonna??

HEY, WATCH IT! OUTTA MY WAY!

Hey hey hey, I'm [SNORES]

driving here, [SNORES]

hey hey hey move! [SNORES]

So how can a house where everyone is sleeping

be so noisy?

Oh well, as soon as I brush my teeth,

I will be sleeping too.

Brush my teeth, rinse my teeth.

Rinse my teeth, brush my teeth.

AHHH- TEETH!!!

Sleep. Sleep.

Must fall to sleep.

[SNORING]

But I can't fall to sleep on account of everyone else's

sleeping is keeping me awake!

Duh Duh Duh Dummmm, Duh Duh Duh Dummm,

Heh, heh, hem heh, hummmm.

Heh, heh, hem heh, hummmm.

And now I will say to you, house full of snorers

and sleep talkers, how about a lullabye?

"Maestro! Maestro!"

Nonna's Teeth will tell me.

"Let us keep the beat to rock you to sleep".

If you insist, I will tell them.

Bravissimo, I will say.

Bring on more sounds of sleep!

[MELODIC SNORING]

"Pronto! Pronto!" muted musicians will mumble.

Give us our cue for we turn blue!

That's it!

More sounds of sleep I will say.

The sleeper must sleep!

Sleep! Sleep! YES!

THE SLEEPER MUST SLEEP

Aahhhhhhhhh!

[SNORES]

Mark: Wake up, Angie-Pants. It's time to go shopping.

Yeah, c'mon.

Mom and Dad and Lulu are waiting in the car.

[SNORES]

Wow. Angela can sure snore!

Sometimes she's so loud we can't sleep so we just play

roller football all night.

Yeah, when Angela snoozes- Everyone LOSES!

[LAUGH]

Hey, but not last night.

Last night we got the best sleep of our lives!

[LAUGHING]

[SNORES]

♪♪