06x06 - Little Miss Interprets - Night Mayor

[bunniefuu]

Sugar,

spice...

and everything nice.

These were
the ingredients chosen

to create
the perfect little girl.

But Professor Utonium
accidentally added

an extra
ingredient to the concoction--

Chemical X.

[expl*si*n]

Thus the Powerpuff Girls
were born!

Using their ultra-superpowers,

Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup
have dedicated their lives

to fighting crime
and the forces of evil!

NARRATOR:
The city of Townsville

is enjoying a quiet,
relaxing Saturday morning,

except for our scientifically
devoted Professor,

who is hard at work...
Baking cakes?

Ooh, hot! Hot! Hot!
Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!

[crash]

Whew!
That was a close one.

Oh, I knew this
would happen.

My first attempts always
turn out to be disasters.

Blossom is all crusty,

Buttercup is hardly perfect,

and Bubbles--
Ugh! Just horrible.

Ah, I should probably
just make 3 new ones.

I mean, there's no way they
could ever be good enough.

He's making
new Powerpuff Girls!

If he--if he--
if he said Bubbles--

[crying]

And--and--and he's after--
and crusty--and making new--

Bubbles, get a grip!

Now, start over.

What exactly
did the Professor say?

I'm trying to tell you.

He doesn't
want us anymore.

That's crazy!

Have you been eating
your crayons again?

I heard it with my own ears.

Oh, who am I kidding?

I can't decorate cakes.

The surprise party
will be ruined.

Oh, gosh, they're so ugly.

I knew adding
that extra ingredient

to the concoction
was a mistake.

If I'd just stuck to
the original recipe

of sugar and spices...

Ah, well, this time
I'm getting it right.

This time they'll
really be perfect.

[sniffling]

Bubbles was right.
He is making new girls.

Why doesn't he
love us anymore?

You heard him.

He doesn't think
we're perfect anymore.

Well, that's what
we have to do, then.

We'll just have to prove to
him that we're perfect.

[telephone ringing]

Hello? Oh, hi.

Yes, it's taking a bit longer
than I expected.

Well, I'd better act before
the girls begin to catch on.

All right, then.
See you later, Mayor.

The Mayor's in on it, too?

Ahem! Girls!

What are you
doing out here?

I've been trying
to hunt you down.

Did you hear that?
Hunt us down?

Uh, yeah...I have to
run a quick errand.

Pshew!

Now's our chance to show
him how perfect we are.

Professor, look.
It's a picture of you and us.

Aren't we a
perfect family?

Sure, Bubbles.
Whatever.

Uh, now, excuse me. I...

But...I...I love you...Dad!

Professor, hey, watch me
and my super new Kung Fu moves.

Take that! And that!
Pretty perfect moves, eh?

Uh, yeah, perfect--
perfectly painful.

Hey!

Blossom, I'm busy.

Just wait. I've been brushing
up on my conversational Chinese.

[speaking chinese]

Pretty perfect, eh?

Sure, Blossom,

if only I knew what the
heck you were saying.

Jeez.

Well, in that case...

[speaking Chinese]

Don't worry, girls.
I'll be back in 10 minutes.

I'm just going
to pick up some sugar.

What are we gonna do?

He's gonna be
back any minute.

Maybe if we distract him,

he won't have time
to make more girls.

That's a great idea,
but how do we distract him?

[telephone ringing]

Hello?

Oh, girls! I--I didn't expect
you all to be there.

Is that Ms. Keane?

Well, please have
the Professor call me

when he gets home. Bye!

Even Ms. Keane
knows what's going on?

You mean she doesn't want us
around any more, either?

[car brakes screeching]

He's back!

Quick, we gotta
think of something

to distract the Professor.

Professor, why don't you
come in, sit down, and relax?

But--but I have
a lot of work to do.

All the more reason
to take a break. Lean back.

But--
Here. Take a seat.

Oh, this is great, girls,
but I really have to be--

Gee, Professor,
let's put your feet up.

That's better.

Now, how about a nice,
relaxing massage?

Look, really,
I need to--ow! Not so hard.

Ok, girls. I'm relaxed.
Please, I have to go.

Thanks, but I--oh!

How about some cooling
cucumber exfoliant?

Mud mask?

Cuticle restoration?

Please, girls.
Please! I have to--

I really, please--girls.
Girls, I have to--

I really--girls!

I have to work. I'm serious.

You girls are
acting so strange.

What happened to
my perfect little girls?

I guess we should have given
that a little more thought.

Yeah, that backfired,
all right.

What's he gonna do with us
once he makes the new girls?

Maybe he's
gonna dump us

in the middle
of a deep, dark, forest.

Where we'll have to use

our animal instincts
just to survive.

We'll be forced
into hard labor

by evil forest cobbler elves!

Evil forest cobbler elves?

Well...Yeah.

[doorbell ringing]

Coming!

Howdy. Roger McDongal
at your service.

Wiener dog?

Shh! You're
a little bit early.

You mind helping me out?

No problem.

You know,
I only take cash.

That's fine. I'll pay you
after the job's done.

Come this way,
and I'll fill you in.

You can put the
old ones in these.

He wants to throw us away!

What's he need
two garbage cans for?

We can all fit in one.

It could get messy.
Here, take the cans with you.

I have to call Ms. Bellum

and ask her to
bring a big knife.

So, you want me to
throw 'em out just like that?

Why don't I just eat 'em?

Ah, be my guest.

I can't believe everyone's
trying to do us in!

What are we
gonna do?

I'll tell you what
we have to do.

We have to do 'em in
before they get us first.

We can't stoop
to their level.

Fine. Then we'll blow up
the Professor's lab

so he can't make
any new girls.

And then we'll run
away forever!

[sobbing]

And the Powerpuff Girls
will be no more.

Oh, girls? Girls?

Girls? Oh,
there you are.

Can you come
down here, please?

Out back
behind the house.

This is our chance
to blow up the lab. Come on!

There's no time, girls.

Quick, team bond!

[rumbling]

What's going on down there?

Uh-oh.

Whoa.

M--mmm--my--
my--my--my lab!

That's right, Professor.

We destroyed your lab
before you could destroy us!

And if you think for a minute
that we don't know--

What's going on?

Uh-oh.

[honk]

I think we made
a little boo-boo.

Wow. A surprise party.

Ha ha. Ha.
We feel so silly.

I'd been working
on it all day.

I even made you
these perfect cakes.

Well, they were perfect.

The first ones
came out horribly.

I had to start over.

Luckily, I arrived
just in time

to get rid of
the old ones.

[burp]

But the second batch of
cakes looked just like you,

thanks to that picture
of us on the wall.

Gosh, everyone, we--uh--
don't know what to say.

Well, how about "thank you"?

Do you know how hard it is
to keep a secret from you girls?

[laughing]

We love you, girls.

We love you, too, Professor.

NARRATOR:
You see, girls, you can have
your cake and eat it, too.

And so, once again,
the day is saved

thanks to the Powerpuff Girls.

How come nobody ever makes
a cake that looks like me?

The city of Townsville,

where all are
sleeping peacefully.

[crying]

Wait a minute.
I take that back.

[muttering]

No! No, please. Stop.

Aah!

[doorbell ringing]

[yawning]

All right. All right.
I'm coming.

Oh, Professor, it's terrible!

You and the Powerpuff Girls,
you gotta help me!

[wailing]

Now, now, Mayor, why don't
you start from the beginning?

Oh, girls?

So, you see,

it's the same terrible,
horrible dream every night.

And I always wake up before
I can res-res-resini-rezee--

Resolve?

Yeah, resolve the ending.

Oh! I can't resolve it.
I can't resolve it.

Mayor, um, we fly around
Townsville, remember?

[humming theme song]

And we fight crime
in the real world.

That doesn't mean we have the
power to do so in the dream world.

No?

No.
No?

No.
No?

No!

Yes?

No! We're going
back to bed.

[yawning]

[wailing]

Um, girls, wait.

Actually, there is a way
we can help the Mayor.

Now, this special headpiece,

when connected to
the nocturnitron,

will allow the girls,
while sleeping,

to enter into your dream
and find out what's going wrong.

Yeah, yeah. Get on with it
so we can get back to sleep.

Now, everyone relax
and breathe deeply.

Yes. Relax. Good.

Good.

[telephone ringing]

[indistinct chatter]

Here's the Morbucks
file for the City Council.

Make sure Mayor
gets it by 5:00 pm.

Ok. Great. Ok, I'm on it.

Mayor's office. I'm sorry.
He's in a meeting. Please hold.

Yes, Mr. Mayor? I'll send
them in right away, sir.

Girls, the Mayor
will see you now.

[buzz]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[groaning]

So, I'll see you at


Ta ta, my little Gherkin.

[buzzing]
Yes?

The city emergency
finance committee, line one.

Thank you. Yes? Yes.

Bankrupt? Is that so?

Mmm. That's a tough one.

Let me think about it
and get back to you.

Whew. Ok. Simply roll over
the city's tax shelter annuities

to small growth
mutual funds.

Adjust the GPG status
accordingly.

Conduct a sweeping inquiry
that will root out

and dispose of corrupt
city officials,

resulting in a substantial
tax reduction for the people.

Then, with the
leftover funds,

make a fully
tax-deductible donation

to the home for the elderly,
minorities, and w*r veterans.

Capital. Sure. Anytime.
Think nothing of it.

Ah, Powerpuff Girls.

So good of you to come.

Why, I'd forgotten how
adorable you really are.

Aren't you girls
supposed to be in school?

Well, yes, but we're,
like, in a dream.

Yes, yes.
Aren't we all?

Education is important,
girls. Important.

Uh, right, but the reason
we're here is to--

Get an education,
and the world will be yours.

Take a look out there, girls.
What do you see?

Everything's
made of pickles?

Wrong! What you
see is potential.

Girls, someday all
of this will be mine.

But, Mayor--

Tut, tut, tut.
Not another word.

We'll discuss it over lunch.
Ms. Bellum?

Yes, Mayor?

Book a lunch for 4
at that little german place.

Yes, Mayor.

You like pickles,
don't you, girls?

Hi, Mayor!

We love you, Mayor!

Good day to you.

Cheerio.

Yes, I love the flavor
of this city.

It has...Uh, excuse me.

As I was saying,
I love this town.

You see, it's not the love
that's sustains commitment.

[gasping]

Oh, my gosh!
It's the Mayor.

Hi, Mr. Mayor.

My friend thinks
you're totally hot.

Shh! We're, um,
going to Bill and Jeff's

to get some ice cream.
Wanna come with us?

Not today, girls.
I'm on a straight pickle diet.

Have to watch this
girlish figure of mine.

Now, you stay
out of trouble, ok?

I wanna marry him.

[alarm ringing]

Come on, girls.

I'll handle this.

[gibberish]

[high-pitched squeal]

Youch!

Ow, ow, ow, ow!

Da, hey!

Ugh!

Hey.

[boom]

[cheering]

Thank you. Thank you.
Think nothing of it.

Mayor, we came
into your dream

to find the cause
of your nightmares,

but I can't see
what the problem is.

I mean, this is
a dream dream.

[roaring]

That's it! That's what's
causing the Mayor's nightmares.

He's been having
the perfect dream

until that giant
pickle monster shows up

and ruins everything.

[roaring]

Mayor, no!

Let's go.

[moaning]

Ok, girls. Now!

Get him!

Huh?

[roaring]

No!

[crying]

What's wrong, Mayor?

We saved the day, didn't we?

No! You ruined the day!

[sobbing]

I remember it all
too clearly now.

All I wanted to do was just
to give that giant pickle

a--a--a hug!

[heart beating]

Huh?

And then you girls
get in the way every time

with your punching
and your kicking

and--and your trapping,

and--and, oh, who asked
for your help, anyway?

Um, you did.

Yeah? Well, whatever.

Now that I know what's
causing them nightmares,

you can just forget it.

Who needs you, anyway?

Ah, yes. Once again,
peace is restored

to our darling
Mayor's dreams,

and the
Powerpuff Girls...

[moaning]

[screaming]

NARRATOR:
And so, once again,
the day is saved...

Thanks to the
Powerpuff Girls.

[snoring]

♪ Blossom,
commander and the leader ♪

♪ Bubbles,
she is the joy and the laughter ♪

♪ Buttercup,
she's the toughest fighter ♪

♪ Powerpuffs
save the day ♪

♪ Fighting crime ♪

♪ Trying to
save the world ♪

♪ Here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ The Powerpuff Girls ♪

♪ Fighting crime ♪

♪ Trying to
save the world ♪

♪ Here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ The Powerpuff Girls ♪

Powerpuff!