05x11 - Documentary - Girls Gone Mild

[bunniefuu]

Sugar,

spice...

and everything nice.

These were the ingredients
chosen to create the perfect little girl.

But Professor Utonium
accidentally added

an extra ingredient to
the concoction-- Chemical X.

[expl*si*n]

Thus the Powerpuff Girls
were born!

Using their ultra-superpowers,

Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup
have dedicated their lives

to fighting crime
and the forces of evil!

The city of Townsville.

This is where
the Powerpuff Girls live.

Oh, you might know them
as those 3 cute little girls

saving the day
before bedtime.

Well, to me,
that's not enough.

I want to know
what makes them tick.

Where are they from?
Where are they going?

I want to know
everything about them.

Yes, the Powerpuff Girls.

What are their hopes
and dreams?

Their desires
and aspirations?

Do they fight
crime all day?

Do they set aside a certain
portion of it for leisure?

How tall are they,
and what are their shoe sizes?

Where do they sleep, and what
do they eat for breakfast?

Do they put jam
on their toast,

or don't they put jam
on their toast?

And if not, why not,
and since when?

I'm Brian, and this
is my documentary.

And you're going
to find out firsthand

just who those cute
little crimefighters are.

So buckle up. This is
going to be a wild ride.

Sugar, spice,
and everything nice.

Yep, those are pretty
normal ingredients, all right.

Mix them all together,
and they pretty much make mush.

But to the city
of Townsville,

those 3 special ingredients together
make a totally different result.

The city of Townsville:

a great city with many of the
same things as any other city--

Shops and malls
and movie houses, too,

great parks, corporate art,
a fantastic museum,

the newly renovated and
revitalized old Townsville district.

It even boasts
an animal shelter.

But Townsville has
something extra.

Townsville has
the Powerpuff Girls.

Although this bus looks better
than that corporate art,

it's actually a reminder of
another battle that took

place here in Townsville.

There are other reminders
and countless monuments

where 3 little girls
saved this wonderful city.

Their photos have graced newspapers
and tabloids numerous times.

They have merchandising
and even their own TV show.

They live here in this
quiet suburb of Townsville,

and what better place to begin my
journey into their inner workings

than at the home of
the Powerpuff Girls?

My first visit was unannounced,
and just as I arrived,

the girls flew away.


through the daytime sky.

I hoped they were off to fight
crime and not avoiding me.

Ok, I'm driving up
through the city,

and there's
loads of traffic.

I can't really see
anything yet.

I keep trying to get closer,
but the battle keeps moving.

Oh, no!

[monster roaring]

Ok, now, I'm gonna get out
of my car to get a better--

and just when I thought I was going
to capture something really great,

it was over.

All that I caught was


And although I played this
cat-and-mouse game with them

all day with no success,

I wasn't gonna let that stop
me from making my film.

If I couldn't get to
the girls personally,

I was going to have to settle
on the next best thing--

Talking to the
people who do.

I started at their school,
the Pokey Oaks.

Ms. Keane is their teacher,

and I sat with her
to find out what I could

about the Powerpuff Girls.

Well, let me tell you,
the girls are fantastic.

All of their grades
are good.

Buttercup is really
coming out of her shell

and learning how
to play with others.

Oh, and just look at
the drawing Bubbles did--

Absolutely adorable!

Oh, and Blossom told
this joke the other day

that had the
entire cafeteria

squirting milk
out of their noses!

Ha ha ha!

Could you tell me more about
the Powerpuff side of the girls?

About their commitment
to fighting crime

and the preadolescent behavior
of dealing with violence

at such a young age?

Well, um, ahem.
I'm their teacher.

I really don't know
about that part of their lives.

As I left the school,
I happened upon the trashman.

His name is Carl.

About the
Powerpuff Girls? Phew!

Well, they keep me busy cleaning
up all the trash and debris

they leave behind
after all their fights.

Helps the economy,
you know--

always building
and rebuilding

and working and whatnot.

Tell you what, though.

It's a problem
for traffic.

Ha ha! [snort]

I didn't get
much from Carl,

but he gave me an idea.

This is Dave, the local
cop who hauled me in

for sifting through
the Powerpuff Girls' trash cans.

Oh, yeah, I been in a few
sticky situations with them.

I mean, really sticky.

One time there was
this Taffy Factory--

but you really
had to be there.

You know,
they really don't have

law enforcement training
in the classical sense.

I've certainly had to back
them up more than once.

Uh, copy that. 10-4.

Nah, I don't have monster
enforcement training

or special powers

or save the city
on a daily basis,

but, hey,
what's your point?

Hey, you wanna
work the sirens?

With little luck
on the grass-roots level,

I decided to go
to the one person

who calls upon their
services all the time--

The Mayor.

Ok, everyone.

That about does it
for the pay raises

and extended vacation time.

Mayor, hi.
I'm sh**ting a documentary,

and I was wondering if I
could ask you a few questions.

Look, I don't know
nothin' about nothin'.

You can't prove it.
I wasn't there.

I was young,
and I needed the money.

I'm sorry, but you're
going to have to leave.

Just let me ask
a few questions.

This is an
unannounced visit.

Security!

Don't touch the camera!

That really didn't
get me anywhere.

With my interview lacking any
real information or substance,

I decided to hit
the streets again.

I'm a talking dog.

That is so much better
than 3 boring girls.

No report or documentary
has ever been done on me--

Not one question.
Not one survey.

I mean, huh,
come on.

I'm a talking dog!

Having dealt with the
positive side of the spectrum,

I decided to find the people who
knew them on a working level--

Their evil counterparts.

But this proved
even more fleeting.

Sorry, no interviews!

Get off of my property,
dagnabit!

But wait!
I just want to--

No trespassing. Off!

[buzz]

Mr. Mojo?

Uh, hi.
My name is Brian,

and I'm making
a documentary.

And I'd like to
talk with you--

Can't talk.
Planning evil scheme.

[dial tone]

With all the opinions and facts I
gathered about the Powerpuff Girls,

I decided to go
back to the source

and see if I could capture
the girls in action around town.

I found officer Dave
again in hopes

that he could alert me to
the Powerpuff Girls' battles.

After officer Dave showed
me a few police tricks,

we hit the road.

And it wasn't long
before we got the call.

Monster attack
on the west side.

All available units,
please respond.

[siren]

But by the time
we got there,

the battle was over,
and the girls were gone.

Battle after battle,

the Powerpuff Girls
eluded my every effort.

Yo, yo,
you totally missed it.

It was tight.

I mean, it was
totally wizzack.

I even got the thing
on camera, dog.

I see the Powerpuff Girls
all the time.

They help me
cross the street.

Yes, they offer me
help all the time.

Can't get them
to stop bugging me.

Yeah, I worked with them.

They're about this big.

It was as if they
were avoiding me.

Ok, this is a reenactment of
the Powerpuff Girls in action

saving Townsville
from Mojo Jojo.

Mojo doggy!

That is it, Brian!

I am through with you and your
obsession with the Powerpuff Girls!

I am leaving!

But Beth, honey,
come on, wait!

Yay! Attack doggy!

Beth was right.
Who was I kidding?

I'm just some
film school hack

trying to obtain
the unattainable.

My documentary
on the Powerpuff Girls

was turning
into a documentary

on how to fail in making a
documentary on the Powerpuff Girls.

That was until I was packing
up my gear and suddenly...

[expl*si*n]

[people screaming]

Oh, my gosh!
It's Mojo Jojo!

[burglar alarm ringing]

[brian panting]

Oh, my gosh!
I can't believe this!

Ok, ok, stay calm.
Breathe, breathe, breathe.

Keep the camera steady.

Remember what they
taught you in film school.

Ok.

[breathing heavily]

[expl*si*n]

Give it up, Mojo!

Never!

[people screaming]

Uh, I'm standing
right in front of Mojo Jojo,

and he seems to be
looking right at me.

[Mojo Jojo laughing evilly]

[people screaming]

Not only do I have
a hostage,

I have a camera, too.

Hello.

What are you gonna
do with him?

Mmm, I might drop him.

You wouldn't dare.

Aah!

Gotcha.

Stay here, Mr. Man.

Oh, wow! Oh, wow!
Oh, wow! Oh, wow!

Hey, look.
We're on camera.

Hi, Professor!

Whoa!
Can you believe that?

I mean,
that was so awesome.

I can't believe it.

I mean, this is great.

Never in all my days did I think
I could get something like that.

I realize now that it's not
about what makes the girls tick.

It's about the fact
that once again

the day is saved,
thanks to the Powerpuff Girls.

Whoo!

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

The city of Townsville
is very concerned

about the Powerpuff Girls'
influence on their children,

so Stanley and I are here to
discuss the situation with you.

Stanley!

Oh, yes, right. Ahem.

Mr. Utonium, in case you haven't
been watching the news lately,

there seems to be an awful lot
of Townsville kids

"pretending" to be
superheroes.

Oh, yes,
I watch the news.

Got cable.
I mean, satellite.



That's nice. Ahem.

Well, the reason these kids
are pretending to be superheroes

is that they're trying to be
like your, uh, Powderpuff Girls.

Well, that makes
perfect sense,

since my girls
are superheroes.

I'm sorry?

Mr. Utonium,
we understand perfectly well

that the business
of punching, kicking,

is all part of--ahem--
"Saving the day,"

but it's imitatable behavior.

That means
able to be imitated.

Behavior that is inappropriate
for normal children.

Mr. Utonium, we insist that
you speak to your daughters

and have them cease this
destructive behavior at once.

Mr. And Mrs. Practice,
certainly you can't be serious.

I mean, that's like
telling a bird not to fly,

or like telling a fish
not to swim, or like--

We have a petition here signed
by all the parents of Townsville

who have joined together
to form P.A.P.P...

we are demanding
that your girls

immediately discontinue
their overly bold superheroics,

or you'll be sued.

Here is a legal contract
clearly stating

the things your girls can
and cannot do from now on.

Good day, Mr. Utonium.

This stinks.

How are we supposed to fight
crime without our superpowers

and obey everything
on that stupid list?

I know, Buttercup.
It does stink.

But maybe if we just follow
these rules for a while,

they'll ease up on us.

Besides, they didn't say anything
about not using supervision.

Look! That guy over there.

He's trying to
steal that car.

Let's get him.

Wait! Stop! The rules say
we're not allowed to fly.

We'll have to stop him
on foot. Let's go!

No!

We can't punch, either!

[car alarm]

He's gonna get away!

If we're gonna follow
that contract,

then we have to do this
exactly how it says.

[sigh] Right.
Ready, girls?

Ready.
Ready.

Now.

[ringing]

[car alarm]

Yes!

Come on!

Police department.
Please hold.

Dud. Dud. Dud. Dud. Dud.

[jazz playing]

Come on, come on!

Can I help you?

Yes. I'm calling to report
an auto theft in progress

at Townsville park
between First and Broadway.

Suspect attempting
to steal a black--

Excuse me.

You need to slow down and
give me the details slowly

so that I can
understand you clearly.

Now, give me
the details slowly.

Hey, what's up?

Oh, nothing.

Yeah, I'm in the middle
of a grand theft auto.

Friday's game?
I was there.


in the third alone.

Incredible.

Ok. Let me read
that back to you.

We have an auto theft
in progress, blue S.U.V.--

Black! Black!

Black S.U.V.
Between First and Broadway.

We'll send a unit
as soon as possible.

Great. Thanks!

Large pepperoni
with a cola.

Keep the change, buddy.

What's taking
them so long?

I'm telling you,

the only reason he could
score 26 points in the third

was 'cause Malone
was on the bench.

Otherwise, Utah would've
cleaned them up.

Unit 12, we have
a G.T.A. in progress.

First and Broadway.
Black S.U.V.

Great. I'm gonna
pull over and get a coffee

before those
get cleaned up, too.

I don't believe it.
You ate the last bear claw!

Every day, I drive
to the Krispy Krumb,

and this is the
thanks I get?

What are they
waiting for?

I don't know, but we better
try to get their attention.

Yeah, well,
you can forget about

those Lakers tickets
from now on.

Look at that!

I tell ya, people letting
their kids play alone

in this part of town. Mmm.

Hey, I think
they're pointing at

this black S.U.V.
In front of us.

Well, what do you know?
I'll take care of this.

Uh, yes, officer.
Can I help you?

You know you're in
a no parking zone there?

Uh, no, I didn't, officer.
I'll move it right away.

I don't believe it!

The city of Townsville, without the
involvement of the Powerpuff Girls,

has experienced an
alarming increase in crime.

And with the police
overwhelmed

with the amount of calls
they've been receiving,

crime is now starting to spread
to more affluent suburban areas

outside the city.

With the increase
in lawlessness,

officials fear that
roving gangs of villains

like the g*ng Green g*ng
and the dooks of doom

are leaving the
Powerpuffs powerless.

Oh, this is hopeless.

We're completely useless.

I mean, look at this.

This is just not working.

I know, Buttercup,

but at least
it can't get any worse.

[woman screams]

Look out!

Oh, no!
It's the Dooks of Doom!

[people screaming]

[barking]

Aah!

[dooks speaking gibberish]

Aah!

Look!

[screaming]

Great.

Dooks of Doom hungry!

Eat yummy mailbox!

Eat yummy garbage!

Eat yummy car!

[people screaming]

Now what are
we gonna do?

Station, send backup
to Maple Street.

Maple Street?

This is the street where
Stan and Sandra Practice live.

Look!

That's the Practices'
house there.

Mr. And Mrs. Practice,
open up!

Well, if it isn't--

The Dooks of Doom are
terrorizing the neighborhood.

We came to warn you.

Listen, if this is
some clever attempt

to get us to change
our minds, you can--

[roar]

Gull-gorr still hungry.

Eat yummy people!

Aah!

Mr. And Mrs. Practice,
please listen.

If you'll just let us--

No! No, no, no,
no, no, no, no.

You listen.

This house is protected
by a state-of-the-art,

fully fortified and reinforced
security system.

Grrrr!
Gull-gorr need b*mb.

[speaking gibberish]

Yep, nothing can
penetrate this fortress.

Fire b*mb!

[screaming]

Listen, you guys.
It doesn't have to be like this.

Aah!

Yummy people!

Blossom,
try the police again!

Forget the police!

Use your superpowers!

But what about
the contract?

Forget the contract!
Forget the contract!

It's butt-kicking time!

Huh?

Aah! Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh! Aah!

And so once again

the day is allowed to be saved,
thanks to the Powerpuff Girls.

♪ Blossom,
commander and the leader ♪

♪ Bubbles,
she is the joy and the laughter ♪

♪ Buttercup,
she's the toughest fighter ♪

♪ Powerpuffs
save the day ♪

♪ Fighting
crime ♪

♪ Trying to ♪

♪ Save the world ♪

♪ Here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ The Powerpuff Girls ♪

♪ Fighting crime,
trying to save the world ♪

♪ Here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ The Powerpuff Girls ♪

Powerpuff!