05x10 - Lying Around The House - Bubble Boy

[bunniefuu]

Sugar...

spice...

and everything nice.

These were
the ingredients chosen

to create the
perfect little girl.

But Professor Utonium
accidentally added

an extra ingredient
to the concoction--Chemical X.

[expl*si*n]

Thus, the Powerpuff Girls
were born!

Using their ultra superpowers,

Blossom, Bubbles,
and Buttercup

have dedicated their lives
to fighting crime

and the forces of evil!

The city of Townsville,

which lies in the
heart of America.

And in the city
of Townsville

lies the home of one
Professor Utonium,

and in that home lie Blossom,
Bubbles, and Buttercup,

also known as
the Powerpuff Girls.

Girls, time to get up.
Breakfast is ready.

Bacon and eggs.

Waffles.

French toast.

Liver and onions.

One for you, one for you,
one for you, and one for me.

Eat up, everyone.

Hey, look!

The Professor
left his beard on.

That means
it must be Saturday,

which means the Professor can
spend the whole day playing with us!

[talking at once]

Um, today?

I don't think
I can do it today.

I've got a lot of work to do
in my office today.

Aw!

Hee hee hee!

Now, eat up, girls.

I went to a lot of trouble
preparing that meal for you,

and I don't want to
see it go to waste.

You will not be excused
from this table

until you've finished
your breakfast.

Liver and onions.

I hate liver and onions.

This stuff isn't even fit
for a dog to eat.

That's it!

We'll feed it to our dog.

Duh. We don't have a dog.

Ahem.

We do now.

[dogs barking]

Well, I'm glad to see you ate
all of your breakfasts.

Yep. Yep. Yep.

Ha ha ha.
Ok, girls, run along.

It's almost time for me
to, uh, get to work.

Hee hee hee!

[laughing]

Oh, no.

Bubbles!

Y-yes, Professor?

What is this?

That's a Ficus.

Not the plant. This.

Are you responsible
for this?

Um, well, I'm sure
to the untrained eye,

this drawing may seem
like one of mine.

But if you look closer,
you'll see

it's an obvious attempt
at pseudo-impressionism,

while I deal strictly
in realism.

Bye!

Oops.

Uh-oh.

Oh, no!

The Professor's
nerd award.

What am I going to do?

[humming]

M-my major brain award!

But how? Who?

Buttercup!

I didn't do it.

What in the--

Blossom.

Yes, Professor?

Did you overload
the washer again?

Professor,
I cannot tell a lie.

Oh, that's my--

No.

Come now, Blossom.
Are you sure you didn't--

Oh, Professor!

Are you calling me a liar?

Well, your pants
are on fire

and hanging
from a telephone wire.

Professor, I'm appalled.

[sighs]

Hee hee hee!

And so, the girls continued
lying around the house.

And their lies got
bigger and bigger.

Until finally...

[roars]

[screams]

What are you doing?

Huh? I didn't do it.

[laughing]

[babbles]

Hey!

Wasn't me.

[laughs]

Stop that!

Huh? Wasn't me.

[laughs]

Not me.

I didn't do it.

I don't know.

She did it.

Wasn't me.

Not me.

[laughs]

I didn't do it.

This guy is crazy.

Ha ha ha!

We've got to stop him.

[crash]

Not I.

Yeah, before the Professor
sees it and blames it all on us.

Ha ha ha!

I don't know.

But how?

To tell you the truth,
I have no idea.

Wait! That's it!

I knew there was a pattern
to what he was doing.

Hold it right there.

Your little game is over.

Huh?

I ate Buttercup's
chocolate bar.

It worked!

So it was you.

Yes, and I'm sorry.
I'll buy you another one.

But more importantly,
I figured out that this guy

is just a manifestation
of all our lies.

And all we have to do
is confess our lies,

and we beat this guy.
Come on!

To the Professor, girls!

Now, you stay right here.

Professor, we hate to bother
you when you're working,

but we have some things
we need to tell you.

Yes!

I wanted to confess that it was me
who overloaded the laundry.

Do you forgive me?

Yeah!

Way to go!

It works! Come on,
let's finish this.

Um, Professor,
I drew on the walls.

Yeah!

And I clogged the drain
with my luxurious hair.

Way to go!

And I messed
with your lab stuff.

Woo-hoo!

And I didn't return those
books to the library on time.

Yes!

And I glued all of Blossom's
hair ribbons together.

Hee hee! Sorry.

And I was doing
my homework

when I was supposed
to be watching tv.

And we all hated
our breakfast.

Well, I'm all out of lies.
Me, too.

Your turn, Buttercup.

No way.

Come on, we did it.

Yeah, we did it.

Just tell the truth.

It's easy.
We're counting on you.

We can't do it
without you.

All right! All right!

I'm the one who broke
your nerd award!

I'm the one who drank out
of the chocolate milk carton!

I'm the one who left
the skates on the stairs!

And I'm the one who left
the toilet seat up!

Girls, could you
keep it down out there?

You know I'm
very busy in here.

Hey, it grew again.

Wait a minute.

[tv playing]

Professor?

He's not here.

Look!

Baton Rouge, Cindy.
The answer is Baton Rouge.

What the--girls?

A lot of work
to do today, huh?

Not to be disturbed, eh?

I slaved over a hot stove
preparing that breakfast, hmm?

I, uh, well,
that is, I mean,

I don't like
where this is going.

Are you accusing
me of lying?

Well, Professor,
if the bull fits...

W-what is it?

It's your little white lie,
Professor.

I--I don't know
what to say.

Just say the truth,
Professor.

Uh, uh, oh, all right.

I didn't have a lot
of work to do today.

I didn't sl*ve over a hot stove
making your breakfast.

And--and...I'm the one who
left the toilet seat up.

Hmm? Huh? Wha--

Oh, man!

It's gone!
The lie is gone!

You did it, Professor!

Whoa!

Now, girls, I hope
you learned your lesson

of how tiny little white lies
can turn into a big, ugly one.

Yes, Professor.

So, can we plug the tv
back in now?

[doorbell rings]

Oh, hello, Mayor.
How can we help you?

Well, I just gave
my reelection speech,

and, well,
I need a little help.

[roaring]

And so, once again,
the day is saved

thanks to the Powerpuff Girls!

The city of Townsville

sure has been
taking a beating.

Why, you might even
get popped for a pop.

Man, beating up people
for fun is really fun.

Yeah!

Yeah! Beating up people
for fun is really fun!

Ow!

Dude, that is the dumbest
thing you've said all day.

Well, you said
the same thing.

Yeah, but it sounds cool
coming out of my mouth.

Why don't you go
do something useful?

Yeah, go get us
some candy.

Now!

And make sure
you steal it.

Can you believe
he's our brother?

I know.

Man, beating up people
for fun is really fun!

Yeah. Ha ha ha!

Come on, girls,

let's do one more scan
over the city and head home.

I don't care
what they say.

I'm not as dumb as I look.

[bell rings]

I just spent every penny
of my hard-earned allowance

to buy this candy.

Cool! Jawbreaker!

You called?

Put down the candy,
sucker.

Or else.

what are you gonna do,
beat me up?

Hey! Let me out!

Gee, Professor, you sure
outdid yourself this time

with that containment ray.

I'll say. Once again,
I have no idea what I did.

Speaking of no ideas,

Brick and Butch are going
to suspect something

when Boomer
doesn't show up.

And we don't have a
plan to catch them yet.

What are we gonna do?

Well, how do I look?

Boy, do you look dumb!

Need we say more?

Bubbles--
Oh, I mean, Boomer,

this is how we can
communicate with you,

but remember, the earpiece
and microphone are very fragile.

If they get bumped,
they could break.

Well, I guess
you're ready.

Okey-dokey.

Uh, I mean, uh-huh.

[laughing]

Where the heck is Boomer?
What's taking him so long?

[door slams]

Uh, hi. It's me, Boomer,
your brother.

Oh, hey, Fuzzy.

We know
you're our brother.

We're not as stupid as you.

Heh heh. Oh, yeah.
I forgot.

So, where is it?

Where is what?

You know, the candy.

Yeah, the candy,
the candy.

Uh, the candy?

What are you,
a stinkin' parrot?

Well, you see,
the candy, ha ha,

the candy, well,
uh, well, I ate it.

And if you want it,
you can tear open my stomach

and eat my intestines,
you...Jerks.

[laughing]

Come on, let's go.

So, what should we do?

Boomer, you got
any bright ideas?

Well, uh, uh, uh...

[muffled radio voice]

How about some
chemistry experiments?

Oh, man,
that's the lamest ever.

Lamer than lame.

Well, that's how
I usually have fun.

I mean, you know,
to blow up stuff.

Oh. Nah, we blew up
a bunch of stuff yesterday.

Ha ha ha!

Hey! I got it!

Let's punch each
other in the face

until someone says,
"Stop punching me in the face."

You first, Boomer.

[laughing]

Don't cry, Bubbles.

You'll give yourself away.

Ha ha. Funny.

Ok, my turn.

Nah, I'm sick
of that game.

I know. Let's do graffiti.

What the heck
are you waiting for?

But graffiti is ill*gal.

Ha ha! Which is why
I love it so much.

Shut up and paint,
barf bag.

What is that?

For a second there, I thought
you were turning girly on us.

Yeah, and "dumb"?

Jeez, Boomer,
if you're gonna do graffiti,

at least spell
the words right.

Sheesh! Talk about dumb.

Yeah, what a dum-bee.

They're gonna
figure out its her.

Shh! We have to think of
a plan before the boys catch on.

Well, what then?

Hey, look!

Who can spit down
that plane?

I can! I can!

Careful. Easy. Easy.

sh**t. I missed.

I'll go.

Boy, it's a good thing
we had a backup.

Darn! Well, I guess
it's your turn, Boomer.

Ha ha ha! Ok.

Ew!

You call that a spit?

That was lame.
Lamer than lame.

Bubbles, do it again.
Take a deep breath.

You really gotta snort.

[snorting]

Move those boogers in there.

Mmm...Get it all juicy.

Swirl it around
with your tongue.

Lube it up into
a nice, slimy ball.

Breathe in.

Aim and fire!

[explosions]

Did I hit the plane?

No. Better.

That's more like
the Boomer I know.

Super spitter.

I guess I just wasn't feeling
like myself at first.

Yeah, well, you've been acting
kind of weird all day,

but you're cool now.

Hey, what do
we have here?

Ew! Get it away from me!
Get it away!

What's up with you?

You've never been afraid
of no c*ck.

I don't care.
Just don't come any closer.

Hey, I thought you loved
c*ck.

Don't you love
c*ck?

Well, sure.
Sure I do.

I love those little guys.

I believe you.
Whew.

That's why I know
you'll love...Eating it!

Yeah, eat it.

Eat it. Eat it.

Eat it, Bubbles.

Yeah, eat it, Boomer.

Eat it! Eat it!

Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!

[chanting "eat it"]

I can't.

Come on, Boomer,
if that's who you really are.

Hey, we can't
hear anything.

What happened?

I don't know.

Something must have
happened with the transmitter.

So, are you gonna
eat it or not?

[gulp]

There's no way she ate
that c*ck.

She failed. I knew we
couldn't count on her.

Our plan is ruined!

Now they've captured Bubbles,
and they've taken her hostage,

and they're gonna ambush us
when we go over there to save her!

We won't be going
over there,

'Cause they're
already over here.

Oh, no!

And look!
Boomer's escaped!

What are we gonna do?

It's 3 against 2!
We're doomed!

Where did Boomer go?

In here.

Boomer?

Down here! Hey, guys!

Boomer,
what are you doing?

Huh?

This is no time
to be fooling around.

Yeah, and why did you
take all your clothes off?

Huh? What do you mean?

What do you mean,
"What do you mean?"

We're not here
to have a party.

We're here to
capture the girls.

Put your clothes back on.

I can't.

Why not?

Because--
'Cause she's wearing them!

Hi, boys.
Long time no see.

Hey, let us out of here!
Come on!

Bubbles, you're safe!

You captured them
all by yourself.

So that was actually you
in front of the house?

Uh-huh.

Which means
you ate the c*ck?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, and it was
really disgusting.

I almost blew chunks.

Bubbles, I could barely contain
myself hiding in the closet.

I was so worried.

Professor,
she ate the c*ck.

That's not all.
I also learned this.

Let's get out of here.

But what about my clothes?

Shut up!

Let them go.
We'll get them next time.

Professor, I'm really sorry
I busted your invention.

That's ok, Bubbles.

I'm sorry you had to eat
a c*ck.

That's ok.
It tasted like chicken.

[laughter]

And so, once again,
the day is saved

thanks to the Powerpuff Girls!

♪ Blossom,
commander and the leader ♪

♪ Bubbles,
she is the joy and the laughter ♪

♪ Buttercup,
she's the toughest fighter ♪

♪ Powerpuffs
save the day ♪

♪ Fighting crime,
trying to save the world ♪

♪ Here they come
just in time ♪

♪ The Powerpuff Girls ♪

♪ Fighting crime,
trying to save the world ♪

♪ Here they come
just in time ♪

♪ The Powerpuff Girls ♪

♪ Powerpuff ♪