01x14 & 01x15 - Captain Kelp/Teensy the t*rd

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ Baby Shark, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Baby Shark, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Baby Shark, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Baby Shark ♪

♪ And this is my show, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ That's my mom, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ That's my dad, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ That's William! ♪ - Whoo-hoo!

- ♪ We live here ♪

♪ We do fun things ♪

♪ And through it all ♪ - ♪ Do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

- ♪ We dance and sing ♪

♪ This is Baby... ♪ - ♪ Baby... ♪

all: ♪ "Shark's Big Show" ♪

- ♪ Do, do-do, do-do-do ♪

[upbeat music]

- Hmm.

Bait, Switch, what do you think?

- Fin-credible, boss!

- Uh, very nice sand castle, Boss.

- Yeah, I know it is. It just needs one final touch.

all: ♪ Baby Shark ♪ - What the?

all: ♪ Do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Baby Shark, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Baby Shark, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

- Baby Shark!

[laughter]

- [groans]

Why does Baby Shark get a song?

I should have a song.

When is it gonna be Shadow's turn in the sun?

[both humming "Baby Shark"]

Um, Bait? Switch? I'm ranting.

- Sorry, Boss. The song is catchy.

- Ugh. I don't get it. Why is Baby Shark so popular?

- Well, Baby's loyal, smart, nice to his friends.

- Ah! That's it!

If I want fishies to adore me, I need to get some friends.

- We're your friends. - Don't be silly.

You're not my friends, you're my cronies.

You work for me.

both: Right, boss.

- Hmm.

I need some kind of scheme

to trick fishies into liking me.

But what?

- Just one final touch on our amusement park and...

- [gasps] That's it!

I need an amusement park!

both: Huh? - Excuse me?

- We'll turn the Wreck into an amusement park--

my amusement park!

- Wow.

Baby Shark doesn't even have an amusement park.

- Exactly.

That's why Baby has to be nice to everyfishy.

- But boss, it'll take days to build!

- At least.

- Well, then you two better get started.

Call me when it's done.

- Uh, boss? Aren't you gonna help us?

- I'd love to, but remember:

you're my cronies.

You work for me.

both: Right, boss.

Welp, we better get started.

[exciting music playing]

- Whoa. What's this?

- Introducing Extreme Shadowland!

Home of extreme rides and extreme fun!

- Isn't that... - The Wreck?

- At Shadowland, we crank up the fun-fun-fun!

both: Yeah!

- We have games and rides.

And tasty flossy moss in the shape of me!

- Flossy moss!

- So come to Shadowland today,

where playtime isn't just fun...

all: It's extreme!

- Shadow turned the Wreck into an amusement park?

- I kinda wanna go.

- Yeah, we gotta see this.

[jaunty music]

- Step right up, everyfishy!

- Tickets! Get your tickets!

- Vola! Chucks! Hank! Goldie!

You guys came to check out Shadowland too?

- Uh-huh. It looks extreme!

- Keep it moving, keep it moving!

- I've never seen so many fishies at the Wreck before.

- That's right, Chucks, and they all love Shadowland.

Soon they'll all want to be my friends.

- But making friends isn't about what you have.

- Sure it is! Come inside for a tour.

[menacing music]

Welcome to Shadowland.

all: Whoa!

- Test your bravery on the Slide of Doom.

- [laughs]

Doom!

- And over here, we have the Wild Riders.

Now with % more eyebrows.

- [groaning]

- Ooh, are those swingies?

- The most epic swingies of all time.

The most extreme ride in all of Shadowland--

the Riptide Ride.

all: Ooh.

- Plus, check out this merchandise!

Hats, flags, shirts-- my face is on all of it!

- Hate to say it, but I'm impressed.

- Shadowland is cool, but why do you think

it'll make fishies want to be your friend?

- I'm glad you asked.

♪ I have some jaw-some stuff ♪

♪ And that should be more than enough ♪

♪ Why be kind to make some friends ♪

♪ When you can give 'em fun that never ends! ♪

all: ♪ Yeah! ♪

- ♪ Kindness just isn't required ♪

♪ When my caramel squid-apples haven't expired ♪

♪ We are getting closer ♪

♪ 'Cause I have a super sick roller coaster! ♪

♪ Come and sail down my slide ♪

♪ I'll take you for a wild ride ♪

♪ Don't be nice, just be extreme ♪

♪ Playing in Shadowland is everyfishy's dream ♪

♪ Be extreme! ♪

all: ♪ Yeah! ♪

- [vocalizing]

♪ Impress them big time, make 'em scream ♪

♪ 'Cause buying friends isn't that hard, you see ♪

♪ If you're like me ♪

♪ I'm extreme ♪

♪ I'm Extreme! ♪

[Bait and Switch vocalizing]

♪ I'll give them the ride of their fishy lives ♪

[all screaming] ♪ 'Cause I'm extreme ♪

♪ Oh! Yeah! ♪

[Bait and Switch vocalizing]

♪ 'Cause I'm extreme! ♪

- But Shadow, friendship isn't about how many fishies

are wearing hats with your face on them.

- It's about being there for one another.

- [scoffs] Spoken like a couple of no-fishies

who don't have their faces on anything.

[jaunty music]

Ah, I see everyfishy is so impressed they've lined up

to take a picture with me.

- Wait, isn't this the line for flossy moss?

- No. That's over there.

- Hey, everyfishy!

The line for flossy moss is over there!

- Wha? Wait!

They should have wanted a photo with me.

- Do you have a lot of friends yet, boss?

- No, and I don't get it! I have an amusement park.

That should make everyfishy want to be my friend.

- Real friends might care more

about you than your amusement park.

[pensive music]

♪ ♪

- Nah, Shadowland just isn't extreme enough.

But I'll show them. I'll show them all.

Set the Riptide Ride to extremely extreme!

- Uh, but boss, I don't know if it could handle it.

It might break.

- Do it.

Once everyfishy sees this,

they'll all be forced to be my friend.

[air horn blares]

Hey, everyfishy! Look up here!

[all gasp]

You can't spell Extreme Shadowland

without Shadow!

Hit it, cronies.

both: Yes, boss!

[dramatic music]

- Hey, what's Shadow doing up there?

- Faster! More extreme!

both: Yes, boss!

- [gasps] - He's going so fast.

- Boss, it's too extreme!

- No such thing!

Pretty impressive, huh?

all: Wow! Whoa!

- I have to admit, it is!

[Shadow screams]

- Bait! Switch! I changed my mind.

There is such a thing as too extreme!

Get me off of this thing!

both: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

- No dice! It's outta control!

- Whoa!

♪ ♪

[all screaming]

- [gasps] Oh no!

Shadow's in trouble.

- Baby Shark, you gotta help him!

- Please!

[Shadow screaming]

- I just wanted everyfishy to be obsessed with me!

- Shark strength!

♪ ♪

- You're okay! - Phew! Close one, boss.

- Yeah, yeah, get off of me. Huh? What?

Everyfishy's leaving? No! Wait!

Uh, don't forget your souvenirs.

The party's not over.

We can still hang out. Uh.

Want this? It's got my face on it!

- No, thanks.

[brooding music]

- [groans]

- Look at the bright side.

Shadowland was pretty extreme.

- But everyfishy left.

- Not everyfishy. Bait and Switch are still here.

[both grunting]

- Let go! - I saw it first!

- My flossy moss! - They don't count.

They're my cronies. They're always here.

- Exactly.

- Baby Shark, let's get flowing.

- See you, Shadow.

[both grunting]

- Ugh! Give me that flossy moss.

- Wait a minute.

They're always here because you're my friends!

- Uh, yeah. What about it? - But why?

- We like you for who you are.

- You mean, somefishy really cool and impressive, right?

both: Yes, boss.

- Uh. What is this feeling?

It's warm and fuzzy, and I don't like it.

- That's the feeling of friendship!

[pensive music]

♪ ♪

- Nah, I probably ate some bad flossy moss.

Aw. So much for Shadowland.

- It was glorious while it lasted.

- What should we do now, boss?

- Ah, you should probably clean this place up.

It's trashed.

- Wait, you're gonna help us?

- Nah, but since I'm feeling nice,

you can keep any Shadowland souvenir you find.

- Yay! - Aw, Boss. You're the best.

[exciting music]

- Ladies and gentlefish,

welcome to Medieval Tides!

all: Whoo-hoo! Jaw-some!

- Your grandparents are so cool

for bringing us here, Baby shark!

- What can I say, Vola?

Grandma loves the action

and Grandpa loves eating with his fins!

- It's better by the fin-full!

- C'mon! Show Grandma the knights!

[lively fanfare]

all: Huzzah!

We are the Knights of Medieval Tides!

- I, Sir Gilliad,

with Sir Splash-A-Lot and Sir Gup,

protect the king, queen, and princess from danger!

- And I stare longingly out this window.

- 'Tis what we royals do, darling.

- Shiny crown, royal throne, the earnest admiration of all?

A queen is the role I was born to play.

[lively fanfare]

[menacing music]

- Rawr!

all: Oh no! A sea dragon!

- Oh, my! - Fear not!

We shall stop the sea dragon with our knightly dance!

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

all: Ha!

- Squeal. Yelp!

[panting]

all: Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah!

[cheers and applause]

[upbeat music]

- Wow! Medieval Tides was the best!

With the knights and the huzzahs!

- Yeah.

But you know what's better than watching knights?

Being knights!

- From now on, I shall be known as Sir Baby-Lot!

- I am Sir Williad!

- Call me Sir Chucksival!

- And together, we are...

all: The Knights of the Tidal Table!

- Simply marvelous!

But you can't have knights without royals!

'Tis I, Queen Goldie of the Tidal Kingdom.

- Presenting King Hank!

At least that's what my mom always calls me.

- [laughs] And I'm mighty Princess Vola

with my mighty princess hat!

- As knights, we must build a castle for the royal family!

[laughs] - Great idea, Sir Baby-Lot.

I'll ink out a plan!

Let's get to it.

- But fair Princess Vola!

You can't build your own castle.

That's for us knights to do.

- Oh, then I'll just be a princess and a knight.

- I don't think it works like that.

Knights are knights and princesses are princesses.

Now, allow us!

knights: Huzzah!

both: Chum-believable. - Wow!

[all gasp]

- Ooh!

My throne has an even tinier throne

just for Rocky!

He's my royal advisor.

- Look, Princess Vola.

We even built a window through which you can stare longingly!

- Uh, thanks?

- [plays fanfare] Okay, knights.

Now it's time for a knightly quest!

- 'Cause we're knights!

all: Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah!

♪ ♪

- Ugh, my lucky spoon is stuck in this barrel of chum-yums!

Why?

- Aw yeah!

This mighty princess can pull that spoon out!

- Stand back, fair Princess!

We knights shall take care of this!

[grunting]

Welp, that spoon's stuck for good.

- Well, I could give it a-- - [gasps]

I've got it!

Hi, Briny! Keep the change!

- Thank you! - Fair citizen!

I hereby present you with a brand-new spoon!

- And I hereby decree this spoon to be...

Royal!

- A royal spoon? Wow! Thanks, knights!

- Of course! Now our quest continue-eth!

all: Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah!

- Tentacle grip, twist, and... [grunts]

See? I can be a knight too.

♪ ♪

- What a funny looking flag.

- That's no flag!

- Splish splash! I've had a whoopsie!

- Looks like the mayor's gotten himself

tangled up in the flagpole again.

- Fear not, Mayor Anchovy!

We Knights of the Tidal Table will save ye!

- Well, I can untie even the trickiest of knots!

See?

- No, no, no.

We must protect your royal tentacles!

Let us handle this.

I can shake the mayor loose with my Shark strength!

[grunting]

- Splish splash! What a wild ride!

- Oh, my. - Oh, no! What are we gonna do?

- Trust me, I can-- - Wait!

Sir Chucksival knows what to do!

Okay, boomerang. Time to do your boomer-thang.

- I'm free! Thanks for saving me!

- No problem, Mayor Anchovy. 'Tis what we brave knights do.

all: Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah!

- [sighs]

I wish they'd just see

that I can be a princess and a knight.

[jaunty music]

- Now that our knightly quest is done,

we should all enjoy a royal snack.

- My royal advisor approves.

- There's nothing more fabulous than being royalty.

Right, Princess Vola?

- Yeah, totally.

- We're so good at being knights.

We could probably take on a real sea dragon if we had to.

all: Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah!

Huzzah! Huzzah!

[chanting continues]

[sea dragon growls]

- Ah, these truly are the finest chum-yums

in all the land, are they not?

- [sighs]

all: Whoa!

- Shaking shellfish! What is this chaos?

[sea dragon growls]

- [gasps] A sea dragon! A for real one!

[sea dragon roars]

- My mailbox!

[all screaming]

Swim!

- All right, big guy. It's on!

- No, Princess! It's much too dangerous!

- But I'm sure that I can--

- Leave this to your brave knights!

all: Huzzah!

[sea dragon roars] [fish screaming]

- Fine.

Guess I'll just go stare longingly out the window.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Hey! Mr. Sea Dragon!

We're the Knights of the Tidal Table.

You've probably heard of us.

- We're gonna take you down

with our powerful, knightly dance!

♪ ♪

Ha!

- Huh.

It worked a lot better in the show.

[all screaming]

- [gasps] The knights are in trouble!

I have to help them!

- But Princess, you're the princess.

- I might be a princess, but I can still do this!

I'll be the knight, I'll save the day!

[upbeat music]

Just watch me.

♪ Everyfishy thinks they know me ♪

♪ But no, I don't agree! ♪

♪ I'm bold, I'm fierce, I rule the sea ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Just watch me! ♪

♪ So what? I'm a princess ♪

♪ I am still the strongest ♪

♪ I'm so ink-tastic, I'll prove it ♪

♪ I can be more than what they say ♪

♪ I'll be the knight, I'll save the day! ♪

♪ Who's got eight arms and saves the world? ♪

It's me! This girl!

♪ I'm jaw-some and I'm on my way ♪

♪ I'll be the knight, I'll save the day! ♪

all: ♪ Do, do-do, do-do ♪

- ♪ I'll be the knight, I'll save the day ♪

all: ♪ Do, do-do, do-do ♪

Whoo! Yeah!

♪ Who's got eight arms and saves the world? ♪

It's me! This girl!

♪ I'm so much more than what they say ♪

♪ I'll be the knight, and I'll save the day! ♪

[sea dragon yelps]

[sea dragon whimpering]

Oh, yeah!

[all cheering]

- Wow, Vola, you totally saved our scales.

- Well, yeah. I'm a princess and a knight!

I can kinda do whatever.

- You're right.

I guess you really proved

that you can be more than just one thing.

- Vola, we're sorry

for not letting you play knights with us before.

- Yeah. We got a little carried away.

- It's all good.

I'm just excited we can play knights together now!

- Then we shall make it official.

- I hereby decree Princess Vola,

the newest Knight of the Tidal Table!

- To Vola! The knightly princess!

[all cheering]

- [giggles] Huzzah!

- ♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end ♪

♪ Of our show ♪

♪ But don't go ♪

♪ Let's just flow ♪

♪ To the next episode of ♪

♪ "Baby Shark's Big Show" ♪

♪ Do, do-do, do-do-do ♪