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01x11 & 01x13 - Baby Mayor/Sink or Swim

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Baby Shark's Big Show!". Aired: December 11, 2020 – present.*
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In the underwater town of Carnivore Cove, Baby Shark has different musical adventures with his best friend William, his other friends, and his family.

01x11 & 01x13 - Baby Mayor/Sink or Swim

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- ♪ Baby Shark, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Baby Shark, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Baby Shark, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Baby Shark ♪

♪ And this is my show, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ That's my mom, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ That's my dad, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ That's William! ♪ - Whoo-hoo!

- ♪ We live here ♪

♪ We do fun things ♪

♪ And through it all ♪ - ♪ Do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

- ♪ We dance and sing ♪

♪ This is Baby... ♪ - ♪ Baby... ♪

all: ♪ "Shark's Big Show" ♪

- ♪ Do, do-do, do-do-do ♪

[upbeat music]

- In this adventure,

we find our jaw-some hero She-Shark

taking on the nefarious Salty Swordtail.

- She-Shark uses her fins of freedom,

but he dodges her move with a fish flip.

Ha-cha!

- But little does he know, She-Shark's trusty sidekick,

Mighty Mackerel, is ready to help.

- The small sidekick sneaks past the Salty Swordtail

and drops a coral cage around him.

Chakoom!

- "How could I be defeated by such a teeny-tiny sidekick?"

[laughter]

- Mighty Mackerel proudly responds,

- "It's not the size of your bite,

but the strength of your might."

- You don't have to be big to be a hero,

you just have to believe in yourself.

both: Jaw-some.

[balloon whizzes]

[balloon burps, wheezes] - Aww.

My Burpin' Bubbz doesn't burp anymore.

Guess playtime is over.

- This looks like a job for Super Shark!

- And Captain Kelp.

- Fear not, fair fishy.

We superheroes are here to help.

[epic music]

- There, there, Mr. Bubbz.

[balloon burps]

- Gee, thanks. You're my heroes.

[balloon burping]

- Playtime's the most important thing to every fishy.

As superheroes, we need to protect it at all costs.

both: Superhero montage, away!

- Help!

- Tangled swings? Help!

- Worry not.

Ta-da.

- Do you think we could get a picture with you?

- Of course. - Yay!

- Hey, you can only see my fin.

- But it looks fin-credible.

- Now for the crown jewel.

This jewel.

[crash]

- Our sand castle's ruined!

- Worry not.

We can just build a crane and use it to lift that anchor.

- I've got it. [grunting]

Super Shark strength!

- You're a marine marvel, Super Shark.

- Oh.

♪ ♪

- Whoa!

I'm out of control!

- Captain Kelp can help.

both: Whoa!

- Whoa!

- [grunting]

- Whoa. Epic.

Thanks for saving us, Super Shark.

- Wait, us?

[whimpers] Oof.

[fishes cheering]

- Hear that, Captain Kelp?

That's the sound of a successful mission.

- Yeah. You really are super.

[fishes laughing, chattering]

- Gah! Oh!

That noise--

that infernal racket that never ceases.

- You mean the sound of happiness?

- Every day,

I hear the joyous sounds of little fishies playing.

It's t*rture! But no more.

Behold my latest evil invention,

the Gloom Machine!

[button blares]

[thunder crashes]

It has the power to make a giant cloud of sea foam

that will block out the sun.

- But, Vigo, how will that stop playtime?

- Ah, simple, Costello.

With the sun gone,

all the little fishies will be forced to go inside

and playtime will be cancelled forever!

[menacing laugh]

[button blares]

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Ah, what a lovely sunny day.

Ey, Captain Kelp?

[all gasp]

[ominous music]

- [menacing laugh]

Soon, every fishy will know my name.

- [gasps] It's the evil villain--

uh, "What's-his-name"!

- He must be up to no good.

- Let's go stop whatever he has planned.

- I don't know, Super Shark.

Maybe you should just go on without me.

- What? No way.

I can't do a superhero mission without you.

- Really? Okay then.

Let's do this.

- Wow. Why don't we take evil blimp rides more often?

[yelps]

- Super Shark and Captain Kelp are here to save the day!

- Pfft, as if.

Once I hit this button,

my machine will block out the sun,

ending playtime forever!

- [gasps] Ending playtime?

That's just wrong.

- C'mon, Captain Kelp. Let's burst their bubble!

[grunts]

Why can't I pop this bubble?

- Because it's impenetrable.

And now that I've captured you,

there's no fishy who can stop me!

[laughs]

- Um, hello? Over here.

- Oh, right. I forgot you were there.

- Let's see if you forget me after I go fishy fierce!

I'll stop you from pressing that button.

- [yawns]

- Let the gloominess commence!

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

[fishes laughing]

- Whoo! [gasps]

both: [gasps]

- Oh, no! both: Aww.

- Okay, little fishies.

- It's getting dark.

- Playtime is over.

all: Aww.

- Okay.

- Yes. I can't believe it.

My plan actually worked.

- I know. That's a first.

- [grunting] I'm gonna--

- Oh, right, you're still here.

Ta-ta, little sidekick.

- Whoa!

- Captain Kelp, nooo!

[somber music]

♪ ♪

- [sighs] This is terrible.

Playtime is ruined forever.

And worse, I wasn't able to save my best friend.

[sighs]

I'm no hero.

♪ Oh, it's dark ♪

♪ And it's cold ♪

♪ And every fishy's gone home ♪

♪ Now they can never play ♪

♪ 'Cause I couldn't save the day ♪

♪ I thought I was super ♪

♪ I thought I was strong ♪

♪ But now it turns out I was totally wrong ♪

♪ I'll never be a hero ♪

♪ Even if I try I'm too small ♪

♪ I'll never shine ♪

♪ I'm no hero ♪

♪ It just feels like I'm a sidekick ♪

♪ Kick to the side ♪

♪ ♪

Oh, hey, Mighty Mackerel. [sighs]

Wish I could be a hero like you.

- You are a hero, Captain Kelp. - [gasps]

Mighty Mackerel! Is that really you?

- Technically, I'm a figment of your imagination,

but close enough.

I'm here to remind you that it's not the size of your bite

but the strength of your might.

- [gasps] Yeah.

It doesn't matter if I'm small,

I can be a real hero if I just believe in myself.

Thanks, Mighty Mackerel. I have playtime to save.

♪ I really am a hero ♪

♪ Even though my size might be small ♪

♪ I'm big in might, I'm a hero ♪

♪ And I know I'm not just a sidekick ♪

♪ And I'm gonna shine ♪

- [gasps] Captain Kelp! I knew you'd come back for me.

- Of course. Now, to get you out of this bubble.

[inhales]

Fishy fierce!

[grunting rapidly]

- [gasps]

You burst my bubble.

- Super Shark, you handle the bad guys.

I'll handle the Gloom Machine.

- Aye-aye, Captain Kelp.

- Prepare to be swept away by my Whirlpool of Justice.

[grunting]

[both shouting]

- Hm, maybe this big problem needs a small solution.

Aha, I know how to clear up those clouds.

Take that!

[alarms blaring, machine explodes]

[engine sputters, stops]

[angelic music]

- Wait, what's happening?

Where has my glorious gloom gone?

[epic music]

- You did it, Captain Kelp.

You destroyed the Gloom Machine.

both: Playtime is back on!

[bell rings] [fishes cheering]

- Fishy playtime! Whoo!

[bright music]

- You heroes haven't seen the last of me.

Let's ride, Costello.

- Those silly villains never learn.

They're no match for superheroes like us.

- You know, I was worried you were the real superhero

and I was just the sidekick who didn't matter.

Now I know, any fishy can be a hero

no matter their size.

- Well, yeah.

You're the superest super hero partner ever.

And I'm not the only one who thinks so.

Look.

all: Captain Kelp! Captain Kelp! Captain Kelp!

- They like me! They really like me!

- Now there's only one thing left to do.

both: Super hero pose!

[laughter]

[upbeat music]

- Ah, what a lovely day for a family swim.

- The sun is shining,

the sea breeze is blowing, and--

- [gasps] There's a pet adoption fair.

- Uh-oh.

- Well, you look like a pet lover.

We've got clams. We've got slugs.

Bring home a sea critter in need today.

- Aww, Squiggly.

Aww, Wiggly.

[gasps] Look!

It's the teensiest, tiniest, cutest thing ever!

It's--whatever this is!

- [chatters]

- She's a t*rd.

A micro-pet and a real sweetie, too.

Bit of a daredevil streak.

- So cute.

So tiny. Aww!

Can I keep her?

Please, please, please? I've always wanted a pet.

- Ah, I don't know, squiddo.

Even a tiny pet is a big responsibility.

- Which is precisely why it could be a good idea.

Baby can learn to be responsible.

- Yes, what Mommy said.

Father Shark, please allow me this chance

to learn to be responsible.

- Ah, all right.

As long as you feed her and clean up after her.

- Yes!

- And keep her warm.

- Keep her warm? - Yep.

t*rd love to use snuggle moss to stay warm.

Here, this one is on the house.

- Uh-huh, uh-huh, I'll do all that for sure.

I shall call you Teensy.

Teensy the t*rd.

- [chatters]

- Aw. [laughs]

Well, Baby, what are you and Teensy going to do first?

- Hmm, maybe I'll teach her a trick?

And obviously we'll play fetch.

Ooh, and we'll go to the micro-pet park.

- Oh, sounds like you've got a busy day ahead of you.

- You're so right. We gotta get going.

- Wait! You forgot her snuggle moss!

Should I go after them?

- No.

- But I could just bring this to them.

- No. - But if I don't--

- Shh, shh, shh.

The thing about being responsible

is you have to learn it for yourself, by yourself.

- Oh, you're so smart.

- And now it's official.

You ready? - [chatters]

[upbeat music]

Fetch!

♪ ♪

Whoa. Good girl.

Now, do a trick!

Teensy, do a trick.

[sighs]

Do a trick, Teensy.

[laughs] You did it.

Hold on. Let's get you fed.

- [chatters]

And cleaned up.

[wind whooshing]

- [whimpering]

[relaxing music]

No time to rest!

I want you to meet some very important fishies.

William, Chucks, Vola,

Hank, Goldie.

This is Teensy,

my new pet t*rd.

- [chatters] all: Aww.

- She's so Teensy.

- [gasps] And that's her name.

Whoa.

- Your parents let you get a pet?

I wish my mom would let me have one.

- It's a lot of responsibility, but I'm ready for it.

I have to feed her and clean up after her

and, uh--oh!

Teach her lots of cool tricks. Check this out.

Hey, Teensy. - [chatters]

- Do your thing, girl.

- [chatters]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

Ta-da! [all gasp]

- Wow.

- Now that is talent.

- It's her signature move.

I call it the "Teensy Ta-Da."

- Ooh, let's all come up with signature moves.

- Ooh, good idea. Wait here, Teensy.

- [chatters]

- Move over, fishy fierce. This is the William Wave.

[elegant string music]

♪ ♪

- Oh, wow! - Oh, my.

- [chatters]

[whimpering]

- Hey, fishies, check out the Chucks-a-riffic.

[radical music]

[grunting]

- Wonderful. Bravo. [all cheering]

- The moves, they're too cool.

- Cool as a sea breeze blowing through my mane.

[wind whooshing]

- [whimpering]

Ah.

[grunts]

[chatters]

- Whoa, nice one, Vola!

♪ ♪

- Huh? [chatters]

[chatters]

all: [chanting] Go Vola!

♪ ♪

- Huh? Ah.

[chatters]

[dramatic music]

- [grunting]

Whoa!

- Ta-da! No rehearsal.

- These tricks are sick.

- I've gotta teach some to Teensy.

Hey, Teensy! Quick.

[gasps]

[ominous music]

Teensy is lost.

I can't believe it.

I just got a pet, and now I've lost her.

- But where could Teensy have gone?

- It doesn't make sense.

You fed her, you cleaned up after her.

- Oh, no. I forgot to keep her warm.

I left her snuggle moss at home.

- Hm, then she must be looking for a place to warm up.

- But where in Carnivore Cove would a teensy tiny t*rd

go to warm her teensy tendrils?

[volcano booms]

- Well, maybe she went to the purple lava fields.

Just a thought.

- The--the--the lava fields?

[grunts]

[all gasp, chatter] - Baby, wait up!

[dramatic music]

- [panting]

Teensy! Where are you?

- [chatters]

- [gasps] - [chattering]

[radical music]

♪ ♪

- [gasps]

Oh, no.

She's headed right into the lava fields.

- Talk about getting into hot water.

If she gets past those...

- She'll be lost forever.

I have to go after her.

I may have made a mistake but she's still my responsibility.

♪ Teensy the t*rd ♪

♪ You got away ♪

♪ I lost you, I'm gonna find you ♪

♪ I just thought that pets were fun and games ♪

♪ But I know I messed up ♪

♪ That's why you ran away ♪

♪ Teensy, I'm sorry ♪

♪ Now I know you rely on me ♪

♪ Will you forgive me? ♪

♪ You were my responsibility ♪

♪ I'm coming to save you ♪

♪ Teensy, won't you please come back to me? ♪

♪ You're so far away ♪

♪ My sweet t*rd ♪

♪ Teensy, I love you ♪

♪ I need you and you need me ♪

♪ 'Cause love is a two way street ♪

[all cheering]

Teensy, for such a little pet,

you certainly got into some big trouble.

- [chatters]

- Now I've gotta get you home to your warm

and snuggly snuggle moss.

[upbeat music]

[panting]

There you go. Snuggle up, okay?

- [chatters happily]

- Baby Shark, sit down and tell us everything.

- We wanna hear all about your first day having a pet.

- [sighs] You were right, Daddy.

- What do you mean?

- The responsibility was too big.

I forgot Teensy's snuggle moss, and she ran away,

and she was almost lost forever.

Then at the last second, I found her.

[groans] I know this means we'll have to take her back.

- No, it doesn't.

- Huh? But I made a mistake.

- Yep, and then you took responsibility for it.

- Hm, you're right. I guess I did.

- [chatters]

- Plus, Teensy seems to think you're ready to have a pet.

- [laughs] I guess I am.

I have a pet! - [chatters]

- So did you teach her any tricks?

- Did I! Teensy, do your thing.

- [chatters]

Ta-da!

both: [laughs] Whoa!

- Where do you even get sunglasses that tiny?

- Don't ask, it spoils the magic.

- [laughs]

Teensy, you're my favorite t*rd.

- [chatters]

- ♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end ♪

♪ Of our show ♪

♪ But don't go ♪

♪ Let's just flow ♪

♪ To the next episode of ♪

♪ "Baby Shark's Big Show" ♪

♪ Do, do-do, do-do-do ♪