04x06 - Near Mint Condition

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dude what's wrong with your brother how

much time do you have he's been sitting

there for an hour I don't even think

he's breathing ignore me it's like this

whenever he's waiting for a delivery

what kind of delivery a toy what else

the online tracker said you'd be here by

one you're 42 minutes late

I'd appreciate your lack of respect for

the sanctity of the buyer shipper

relationship

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dude what's in the box it's just some

lame old toy from the Dark Ages it's not

just another toy

it's the toy

a vintage Robo bear see a teddy bear

playing unless something like that cost

I got a good deal five thousand

five thousand

you spent your car money

dude mom's gonna k*ll you this is way

cooler than a car

I give you

mingler

or like mangled

collectors go forever without seeing one

of these

it's the rarest of the rare

of course I would love to have its

original display box but that would have

cost me a lot more than five thousand

dollars you can bet on that is she a

little old too playing with stuffed

animals I'm not playing with it

I'm collecting it which means YouTube

cretans aren't allowed to play with it

either who'd want to yeah I mean that's

nasty

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hey uh do you think you could take us to

the mall for lunch

no

I'm hungry mom left you in charge

so you're completely helpless yes feed

me

go away

go check the fridge go to Jason's house

or something

how's your day very Ted I just heard

that Teddy loves teddy bears

you giving it a bath

so weird and sad what's sad is your

complete lack of intelligence

this is the Holy Grail of toy collecting

it's an epic find

from 1982 to 1984 Robo Bears was number

one rated animated show on TV

setting 3082 in a world where evil

robots have taken over at Humanity's

Last Hope is this heroic band of cyber

Bears to protect them from the cold

heartless machines that enslaved them in

season two

they introduced Mangler a double agent

who claims to fight for good but really

he fights for the machines

he was an instant fan favorite spawned a

huge line of toys

here look at this

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sold separately it's so cheesy right

anyways surely after mango hit the

shells people started dying dying

yeah

scared people to death literally

kids who had the bear got an accidents

and a few of them died they never link

the desk directly to Mangler but parents

boycotted the Robo Bears and due to

public pressure they recall a Mangler

a couple years ago a few servers on the

collector's Market there are seven

left in circulation and I have one

don't use the flash the harsh line can

damage the fur

you get out

get out now go I've searched forever for

a mango and I will do anything to keep

him in mint condition

anything

okay

mark

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Roar Mangler

we're dead

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thank you

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thank you

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494

99

tonight

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what's going on something attacked Jason

his mom found him with all these

scratches and he won't talk like he's in

shock what do they think happened I

don't know the paramedics it looked like

an animal attack but Jason's mom said

all the doors were locked well maybe

they missed one no she's obsessed with

Home Security

no animal could have gotten in there

at least not a normal one

remember what you told us

about how the kids who play with mango

they got hurt

if you're saying Mangler came to life

got out of his case and went across the

street and attacked Jason

yeah I guess that's what I'm saying

and you're nuts then how do you explain

this Jason dropped this before he got in

the ambulance

like evil wrong I just told you an urban

legend so you would leave him alone

clearly it didn't work

what if it's true

you said some kids died I mean what if

Mangler tried to k*ll Jace not possible

no now get out check his claws please

what see blood

this is paint

or food coloring you and Jason think you

guys are so clever no Ted we wouldn't do

that life was so much easier when I was

an only child you have to get rid of

them no I have to clean it and you have

to leave

I don't want you to ever touch my stuff

ever again we didn't touch your bear I

swear okay

Jason's in the hospital even he wouldn't

go that far for a prank

the Bear's a sociopath

I want to improve it

where to get it away from my desk that's

the address of the woman you bought

Mangler from let's go talk to her are

you nuts I can't go to her house

do you know anything about internet

auction etiquette

people ship things for a reason so crazy

people are like you don't show up to

their homes

maybe she knows something

maybe she sold Mangler because it was

bad maybe she maybe she knew she had a

gold mine and wanted some cash

just drive me there

try yourself

you know my Learners and you're in

charge remember

look I just want to ask this woman why

she sold Mangler find out if anything

strange happened while she owned it and

if I'm wrong

and we'll talk about that dumb bear for

the rest of my life we never talk again

for the rest of your life period

fine good

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yes uh hi hi ma'am I'm Mark this is my

brother Ted he recently bought a stuffed

teddy bear online I packed that thing

well if it got damaged it's the

Courier's fault besides the listing said

no refunds oh no we're not looking for a

refund I wouldn't sell mango for

anything well I mean if you're just

wondering he's such a red collectible

why would you sell them I belonged to my

brother about we needed the money could

we talk to him no since it's just please

I mean we'll be quick he's dead

ah

do you mind if we ask how we died it was

an animal attack at least that's what

police concluded which is weird because

he never left his room too busy

obsessing over his toys I'd say did you

get the groceries he'd say no I got a

new

so he started hiding them from me now I

keep finding them in the pantry under

the bed behind the TV thanks have a good

day toys toys toys

everywhere we started selling them to

pay for the funeral casket alone costs

four thousand did he say anything was

weird about Mangler like Supernatural

weird what do you mean

wow I think he hurt my friend

and maybe even your brother

you're an unpleasant child look if

you're not telling us everything you can

go now did your brother have scratches

on his face leave me alone

this is why you follow internet auction

etiquette things I've k*lled that guy

Ted if you keep missing

are you alive

come on

you're alive do something

why haven't you destroyed that thing yet

I told you to go to bed

I can't sleep with that thing in the

house

he's not gonna hurt us

you sure

fine but only because you're nervous

I'll put him in the garage

thanks

all right

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huh

don't even do it died what are you doing

it attacked me I put him in the garage

you told me to put him in the garage and

I did and and you did this

I woke up and it was on me

you set this up and now you owe me five

thousand dollars are you listening to me

I'm gonna spend the next 10 years of

your life paying me back look I'm not

imagining this okay maybe we're both

imagining this

oh mom goes away for one weekend and we

both lose our minds

I've heard of this

it's called Mass hysteria what will it

take for you to believe me

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that'll do

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ah

where'd it go

I got loose in the house

hold on

where is he I don't know

there he is

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I missed

yeah you think

foreign

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wait scissors be careful dude I want to

leave batting title three years in a row

okay

I got this I want to destroy the resale

value scissors

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I almost had him

look there he is

you know I always thought you were an

idiot but you were right about this bear

can toys have rabies or something I

don't know I don't know how to k*ll

what's that I mean that's what you do

with werewolves right well that's what

they did in the 1967 horror classic a

wolf of them but it was a little bit of

a breach of werewolf Laura since

typically need a silver b*llet

people argue that because the dagger was

dipped in the wolf's pain that it made

sense but the argument still rages the

empires need wooden Stakes uh zombies

had to be stabbed in the brain but

I don't know honestly there isn't any

empirical data petitions are otherwise

on how to k*ll a stuffed teddy bear okay

okay the long you caught the anger it

gets I'm just saying this is completely

new territory we've got to do something

we can cut off his head

should be the one to do it that's on the

geek we got us

all right

on my couch move out of the way in the

door

one

two

three now

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thank you

what do we do now

I don't know

I'm gonna try and resell it though

recoup some of the money

but isn't it still dangerous

mark

we cut off its head

it's a shame

severt had really lowers the resale

value

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it's so harmless why are we doing this

better safe than sorry

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alone anymore

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