03x13 - Checking Out

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Jeremy could you please go help your

father doesn't take two people in change

of title anyone knows that signal here

is tragic I can barely get a text when

are we gonna get there anyway can't

believe you guys don't a roadside

service I know who doesn't have roadside

service no we don't have anything it's

gonna be dark soon maybe we should stop

for the night we have a room at the

lodge and it's painful it's two hours

away and you know you don't see that

well to drive at night I see fine don't

you let me drive well you don't have a

license sweetheart but I have a perfect

and Brandon's got a permit and he can

drive all the time and Brandon jumped

off a bridge you would - yeah I could

drive today I think we should find a

room somewhere where we're in the middle

of nowhere

I can't see a thing

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oh wait oh I didn't see that before

did you guys see this before look look a

hotel I was texting or trying to

looks expensive we're going we're going

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this place does anyone work here there's

not a soul in sight good idea the system

uh yes we would like a room please

I'm sorry it's not a thing available no

vacancy really there's hardly any cars

in the parking order so I think the

problem is this phone you're gonna have

to find me a better one didn't mention

you had children

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sign yeah and just everyone in your Park

you can pay when you check out thank you

yes we're so glad something opened up

I'm gonna give you two keys just in case

you get separated okay kids grab your

bags

delete people who do that I am NOT

tipping the bellman to carry the luggage

for two able-body teens oh that is quite

something

yes isn't he magnificent we called him

the benefactor that's interesting hey

he's charming I think he's creepy

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anytime's here

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anyone

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yeah okay let's go

the master bedroom

for the king and the queen where are we

sleeping yuck this isn't a vacation it's

concentration teeth give me the skipper

new service what are something with

vegetables both of you yeah just make

sure it's not too expensive all right

can't drive eat what I want

hey hey Jeremy enjoy your stay

whoever longer maybe we're just staying

the night

this is epically unfair hey there got to

go to Florida

why couldn't we go someplace nice like

Florida this is a very nice vacation

your father and I planned for you and I

think you could show a little bit of

gratitude for all the effort we put into

it and money why should I be grateful

for being dragged somewhere I didn't

want to go in the first place is there

even going to be anything to do when we

get to that log yes yes there's gonna be

bikes and there's gonna be hiking and

games room with a ping-pong table

remember how much fun we used to have

playing ping pong together when you were

little back when I had nothing better to

do they just better have Wi-Fi

yes oh so you're the new ones yes you'll

fit in fine excuse me

I'm mrs. Baker from one floor up I came

to tell you the party tonight starts at

9:00 oh thank you so much but we're

getting on the road first thing in the

morning

but if you're looking so forward to

meeting me mom dad the TV only gets

three channels here and it's not even an

HD did I mention the party is for adults

only what time hey Chelsea I'm gonna

find a pop machine

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you dance divinely my here

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ladies and gentlemen mrs. Baker is

devoted to be set free from the bonds of

disobedient offspring

one

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very twisted huh hmm whose stuff only

dude it's hard room 37 Jeremy

sorry I scared you but around here you

should be Oh because of this it's just a

party that's what they'd like it believe

see the pinata they're bashing look at

it it's dressed just like me

yeah see that Jeremy you got driver's

license a permit good enough thinking

snag repairs car keys

no one will care if we leave I'm pretty

sure my parents would care if I steal

their car during I gotta get out of here

this place is messed up they hate kids

here wait please something to be wrong

for mom since we got here it's like

she's feeling back about every little

thing like getting off in school or when

I got my tattoo but she changed and I

was like she doesn't even freaking care

if I exist

maybe you should be telling her this

therapist

dude she won't talk to me and she won't

leave we're supposed to for two days

it's been a month third please I bet

it's not as bad as you think

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we should take a walk every morning hi

hey hey you guys must have stayed up

late last night I didn't hear you come

in we were enjoying ourselves for a

change

yeah well made this party so excellent

was there dancing party games

no just grown-ups hanging out with other

grownups why are you unpacking

I will leaving soon we're staying here

for the week

why what about the launch well you made

it clear you weren't very interested in

the lodge or in spending time with us we

made our own plans but this place

doesn't have a spa Duda Channel totally

We Need to Talk look I'm sorry your

friend Todd it sounds like a head case

he was intense yeah but he said that

after they got here his mom started

acting all strange and then she didn't

want to leave and now our parents are

acting here too so what her parents are

always weird

Chelsea you know dad paid some big

deposit on the vacation at that launch

if we don't show up dad wasted that

money that's not like that at all

exactly so what are we gonna do find out

- huh oh hi yes can i dr. Todd I'm sorry

your son is he here I don't have a son

are you sure this was his room number

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now where were we I was telling the

Lawson so this options has enriched the

lives of so many of our visitors oh it's

true I'm already feeling that this huge

burden has been lifted how's the

benefactor wants you to be happy tea yes

please

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thought he never leave

it's gone

it was quite over 37 mrs. Baker she

checked into some named Todd why did she

lie it's maybe since some of these

people don't check out dates yeah

they've been here like months months

look 1984 1972 1956

these are all families they aren't your

teeth kids I haven't seen any kids just

Todd where are the rest of them

where'd they help go that's off let me

go mom please reflect hurt me I know I'm

a pain and I know I should listen to you

more like they bought my tattoo or my

grades I'm sorry mom what are you doing

mom please it's for the best time my

best so I'm sorry I stopped I'm your son

not anymore

I'm please still wrong I'll change I

promise oh yeah

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what is that steam what did it do this

time no you want stick around to find

out

well dad they're not here where did they

be can the new guests please come

forward it's time to join the ring

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there's mama dead there those two

clicker close is that supposed to be us

your children need discipline

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there's nothing wrong with paddling your

kids they deserve it they're ungrateful

demanding they don't appreciate the time

or money or effort you spend on

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yes

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it's like they really hate us probably

really got bad probably but it might be

too late to change their minds come on

grab your stuff we're getting out of

here before we end up like Todd who and

dad wouldn't let that happen

No did you see their faces when they

were knocking your head off

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let me help you with those it's lucky we

stumbled on this place hmm yeah

you may

it's kind of like our honeymoon isn't it

it's even better sweetheart you're not

nervous this time oh I hate to interrupt

you two lovebirds but it's time

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got me

well dad don't let them do this please

don't get rid of us what is going on

here excited noting the benefactor it

took mrs. Baker's son Todd he was

unhappy

I wasn't him what's the point of going

on if everyone is so unhappy it was for

the best you did agree to make a

donation to the benefactor well I

thought you just wanted to check it

doesn't need your money she older and

have a very special spark hmm think how

much easier your lives will be

mom dad they gave up the kids but you

don't have to

we love you

to Lovelace if they jumped off a bridge

would you dad no no of course not

let's leave daddy and go to the lodge I

really do want to play people why

sweetheart doesn't work that way the

benefactor wants your children you can't

have them they take you all

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you all right sweetheart so it would

have been much better

strike now Jeremy get us out of here son

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you