02x05 - Pumpkinhead

[bunniefuu]

[♪♪]

[Eerie wind howls]

[♪♪]

Geez, dude.

- How many designs
- you draw this year?

11, But I can't figure out

Which one I like the best.

They're all great.

[Door thumps open]

[Grunts]: ooh.

How about a little help putting

The groceries away, scott?

Dave's helping.

[Scoffs lightly]

Oh, look!

Now allie's helping, too.

- That's the best
- they had, honey.

The stores didn't order a lot,

Since most people aren't

Decorating this year.

It's okay, mom.

I can make it work.

[Mom]: I want you guys

- To listen
- to your sister tonight.

- I have to go back
- to the hospital

For my second shift,

- And I won't be back
- till after midnight,

So allie's in charge.

Joy.

- I told patti she could
- come over after 6:00,

So we have to be home by then.

But it'll still be light out!

It's not trick-or-treating

If it's not dark.

- Halloween's
- supposed to be scary.

You're trick-or-treating

In the school cafeteria,

So what's the difference?

"Ooh, scary meatloaf."

I think what the school

Is doing is great.

- They're letting you celebrate
- in a safe place.

You guys should be happy

They're even doing that

- This year,
- after what happened last year.

And... I want you

- Inside at home
- before it gets dark.

Me?

- He'll just pester me and patti.
- He always does.

You promised, when I turned 14,

- That I could
- stay out late,

- Trick-or-treating
- with my friends.

Unsupervised!

Things changed.

- What? Because some stupid kids
- disappear?

And I get

Punished for it?

- This was supposed to be
- my night!

Way to ruin halloween, mom.

My job is to keep you safe!

Okay, if you're gonna be mad,

Then be mad.

I have to go.

- Okay. I'll finish putting
- the groceries away,

- Just please tell him
- to leave patti and me alone.

Scott, don't pester

Your sister tonight!

Guess I'll draw

Something smaller.

[Front door shuts]

Dude...

You need

A real pumpkin.

- You know where
- you could get one?

Out at palmer's farm.

That place isn't open

To the public.

So?

I say we go out there,

Grab some big pumpkins,

- Then you could carve
- whatever you wanted,

Right, dave?

No way.

Oh, come on, allie.

- Is this really how you want
- to spend halloween?

- Babysitting us
- at home?

Nobody decorates.

Nobody goes out.

We have to

Trick-or-treat at school?

It's beyond lame!

- Halloween's supposed
- to be a wild night

- Where anything
- could happen!

What if dave and I

Did your chores for a month?

- -We're not going.
- -Two months.

- Come on, dude!
- You're not gonna do it!

[Sighs]: okay.

What about this...

[Scott exhales heavily]

I promise not to bug

You and patti.

You swear?

I-i won't even talk to you.

- -You swear on your life?
- -I swear.

[♪♪]

Dave, get your coat.

Yes!

[♪♪]

This place is creepy.

This place is awesome!

Look at those pumpkins!

- They're perfect
- for carving!

- [Scott]: dude's gonna
- have a heart attack.

- Don't you think
- it's weird

That old man palmer

- Has all these pumpkins
- for himself?

- I mean, it's not
- like he's selling them.

- What does he do
- with them all?

Maybe he really

Likes pumpkin pie.

- Okay, well, what
- are we waiting for?

[♪♪]

Ohh! Look at the pumpkins!

Look at this one!

Look at that one!

Awesome! Look at that one!

- I can't choose!

- Keep your voice down.

[♪♪]

Ew...

Think fast!

- Oh! You are
- so not funny.

What is that?

Scott...

[♪♪]

Hey...

I think there's something

In here.

Scott.

Scott!

Look...

- I think I found
- a way in.

Scott!

You guys...

Look at this.

Don't.

What?

Are you chicken?

Bawk-bawk!

[♪♪]

[Allie]: what is that?

Imagine waking up

With one of those things

Towering above you.

[♪♪]

[Scott]: this palmer guy

Is whacked.

[♪♪]

Why would somebody

Make all these

Just for themselves?

[♪♪]

I wonder what's down there.

[Allie]: I wanna go.

Like, now.

Yeah... Me too.

Let's just get our pumpkin

And go.

Oh, come on, dave.

- I thought you liked
- getting scared at halloween!

[♪♪]

- Just hurry up
- and pick one.

- Okay? I wanna
- get out of here.

Okay, okay, okay.

Um... How 'bout this one?

- I'll help you
- with that.

[Crows cawing]

[♪♪]

This place just keeps

Getting weirder and weirder.

[Screen door creaks]

[Door snaps shut]

- Someone's coming!
- Let's go!

[Grunts]

Allie! Dave! Help!

I can't get out!

Hey!

You got no business

Bein' out here!

Uh, I'm sorry, sir.

We didn't realize

This was private property.

[Panting anxiously]

I can smell a liar...

Smells like rot!

We're sorry. Really!

Not as sorry

As you're gonna be.

[♪♪]

Not quite ripe yet.

[Palmer grunts]:

Don't come back here! Ever!

Let's go. Come on.

[♪♪]

Don't worry,

My little babies.

No one's ever gonna harm you.

I promise.

Wait.

- I'm not leaving
- empty-handed.

He said to go!

I don't care

What farmer psycho says.

Fine. Then let's go.

Hurry up.

[Grunting]

[Allie]: go, go, go, go, go!

[♪♪]

[Car engine starts]

- [Dave]:
- did you know jack-o-lanterns

Are supposed to ward off

Evil spirits?

And they used turnips

Until they figured out

- That pumpkins
- are easier to carve.

- Well, you'd better
- get to it.

- We got to leave
- in an hour.

I can't believe we're going

To the school tonight.

What we should do

Is go back out to palmer's farm

And have some real fun.

Hah! No way.

- That place is gonna give me
- nightmares for a month.

[Phone chimes]

Oh, man, this blows.

Patti's not coming.

- Her parents don't want her
- outside after dark.

- Everybody in this town's
- turned into total wimps.

- Why don't they make candy-corn
- for other holidays?

Like candy-corn-shaped turkeys

For thanksgiving?

Or candy-corn-on-the-cob

For fourth of july?

- [Scott]: I can't believe
- you guys don't care about this.

Candy-corn?

No, halloween!

- They've taken all of the fun
- out of it!

I'm having fun.

Ahh!

[Shrieking]

- Ahh! Oh! Is this another one of
- your stupid pranks?

- No, but I wish
- I had thought of it.

Ugh...

Eww.

That is so heinous.

[♪♪]

You scared?

No.

May... Maybe.

Well, I'm not.

[Scott starts carving]

[♪♪]

[Gasps]

[♪♪]

[Sighs]

S... Scott?

Look.

What is that?

It's a tooth!

No, it's not! It's just...

A weird pumpkin seed, right?

How'd a tooth

Get in there?

Throw it away!

All of it!

That weirdo palmer's

Behind this.

He's getting back at us

For taking his stupid pumpkins.

- But how? You think
- it's his tooth?

I don't know.

- But I say we go
- back there tonight

- And pull
- some real halloween tricks.

No! No more pumpkins,

No more tricks.

Just get your costumes on.

We're going to the school.

[♪♪]

What are you

Supposed to be?

I'm zombie justin bieber.

"Zombieber." Hmm?

[Laughs]

Hey. Is this bloody enough?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Door rattles]

Does mom know

You're wearing that?

- She'd be totally cool
- with it.

- [Dave]:
- I think you look great.

[♪♪]

Can we walk faster?

I wanna get there

- Before all the good
- candy's gone.

We're trick-or-treating

In the school cafeteria.

- They'll have
- apples and nuts.

Really?

- Don't listen to him.
- There'll be candy.

Man, I should be

Out with my friends,

- Pranking like
- a bad boy.

School cafeteria?

It's criminal.

[♪♪]

[Creaks and slams]

[♪♪]

I hate to admit it, scott,

- But for once in your life,
- you were right.

That was uberlame.

- [Dave]: they didn't even
- decorate the cafeteria.

- It's like they want us
- to pretend

It's not even halloween.

- [Scott]: it's not too late,
- we can still have some fun.

- There's a monster-movie marathon
- on tv.

- All right,
- let me get changed,

- Then we'll throw on
- some popcorn.

Awesome!

- I'll find
- the channel.

Allie, wait.

I'm not talking about

Watching tv.

- We should go back out
- to palmer's farm.

- Don't be such
- a goodie-goodie.

It's halloween!

- Shouldn't have gone
- the first time.

- Maybe I'll just go
- out there myself.

It's only

A couple of miles.

You stay here, scott. Okay?

I mean it.

[♪♪]

[Microwave beeps]

Don't let it burn, okay?

[♪♪]

- [Movie actor]: I think
- we're gonna be happy here.

Bring some salt

With the popcorn, 'kay?

Yeah, yeah.

- Come on, scott.
- The movie's starting.

[Tersely]:

I'm waiting for the popcorn.

[Squishing]

[♪♪]

[Glass clinks]

[♪♪]

[Popcorn starts popping]

[Popcorn popping]

Ah!

[Muffled cries]

[Movie character cries out]

Where's the popcorn?

Scott, seriously,

Hurry up.

[Silence]

Dave, can you

Make me a promise?

When you're 14,

Please don't be as annoying

As your brother.

[Dave snickers]

- Who turned out
- the lights?

[Click]

- I told him
- not to let it burn.

Scott! Where are you?

Why is

The door open?

Scott?

[♪♪]

Scott! Get in here!

[♪♪]

- I didn't believe
- he'd actually do it,

But I think he did.

Do what?

- Went back
- to old palmer's farm.

Come on.

- I don't want to go
- back to that place!

Please, allie,

I don't wanna.

It'll be fine.

You'll wait in the car.

[♪♪]

[♪♪]

Don't be long.

You'll be fine.

Lock your door.

[Lock clicks]

[Door thuds]

[♪♪]

- [Calling out]:
- scott?

I know you're in here.

Let's not

Play this game, okay?

Scott?

[♪♪]

Scott, please.

We're both gonna get

In big trouble.

[♪♪]

[Rustling]

I saw you, scott.

Game's over.

[Mutters]: the little punk.

Is it really worth it?

All the trouble

You're gonna get into?

[♪♪]

[♪♪]

[♪♪]

Scott?

It's really sick

To do this.

[♪♪]

[♪♪]

[Voice shaking]:

Scott?

[♪♪]

[Allie panting nervously]

[Yelling]:

You're going to be sorry!

I don't care

If mom grounds me for a year

For coming out the first time,

I'm going to tell her

If you don't come out right now!

I'll give you

One more chance.

Come out now...

And we'll forget

The whole thing.

[♪♪]

[Whimpers anxiously]

[Shrieking]

I love halloween.

[Panting and gasping

[In terror]

[Allie cries out]

[♪♪]

[Gasping and panicking]

[Falls silent,

[Then gasps again]

You kids

Don't know how to listen.

Just like those kids

Last year...

- Pokin' around
- where they didn't belong.

You took them!

- Those kids disappeared
- because you took them!

They're mine now.

My pumpkinheads...

I told you

Not to ever come back here.

I told you...

You'd be sorry.

No...

Still not ripe...

But gettin' there.

[Chuckling evilly]

[♪♪]

[Shrieking in terror]

[Allie's cry echoing]

[♪♪]