03x11 - Powerprof.

[bunniefuu]

Sugar,

spice...

and everything nice.

These were the ingredients
chosen to create the perfect little girl.

But Professor Utonium
accidentally

added an extra ingredient to the
concoction-- Chemical X.

[expl*si*n]

Thus the Powerpuff Girls
were born!

Using their ultra-superpowers,

Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup
have dedicated their lives

to fighting crime
and the forces of evil!

NARRATOR:
The city of Townsville

is having quite a
lovely Saturday, isn't it?

Just look at
all the townspeople.

What a perfect day
for an outing.

Ah, you can just
smell all the love

and togetherness
in the air.

And here we find our
girls sleeping in,

anxiously dreaming of their big
day off with the Professor.

Finally,
some quality time

to spend with their faithful
father figure--

an opportunity to bond,
to grow,

to become closer,
to establish ties,

to learn...

To love.

[HOT LINE BUZZING]

[RECEIVER PICKED UP,
THEN REPLACED]

[SNORING]

[AUDIENCE SCREAMS]

[DRILLING]

[HAMMERING]

[MONSTER SCREECHING]

[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

Oh, Powerpuff Girls...

Help!

[SCREAMING]

[GIRLS GASP]

Aw...

[GIGGLES]

GIRLS:
Professor!

Hi, girl--uhh!

What are you
doing here?

And what
are you wearing?

Well, you see, girls,

I missed you so much
that I made this super suit

so I could spend
more time with you.

And you know
what they say--

"If you can't beat 'em,
join 'em."

So I figured if I joined 'em,
I could help 'em beat 'em.

Ha ha ha!

[GIGGLING]

That means you're
a Powerpuff Girl.

Oh, well, why don't
you just call me...

Powerprof.

Yay! Yay! Yay!

Now, girls,
let's go get 'em.

NARRATOR: Well, it looks like the family
that slays together stays together.

[ALARM BELL RINGING]

[ALARM BELL RINGING]

BLOSSOM:
Oh, no! A prison break!

Well, girls,

like you young
people like to say,

let's get jiggly
with it.

Hey, Blossom,
totally tubular!

Wow, Bubbles,
that was groovy!

Word up,
Buttercup!

Oh, that is so lame!

And maybe this
will teach you to leave jail

before you've paid
your debt to society!

No, no, sweetie,
let me help you.

But, Professor--

Now watch.

See, it's all
in the wrist!

But I know--

Now you try.

[SIGH]

That's much better.

[PANTING]

PROFESSOR:
That's my little sugar muffin,

dumplin', lumpy-pie,
angel cake,

sweetie pants,
honeysuckle, booger bear,

beating up those mean
old convicted felons.

Yeah,
sugar muffin...

Puddin' pie...

Cupcake...

Booger bear!

[PRISONERS LAUGHING]

Oh, no, you don't!

You're going
back to jail.

My little Bubbles.

You'd never guess
that only a few months ago,

she had
a bedwetting problem.

[MAN SCREAMING]

Professor!

[BUBBLES CRYING]

Poor Bubbles!

Look out!

Ow!

Grr!

No, no, Sunshine.

I'm beginning to think
this type of work

is too dangerous
for girls your age.

What?
Hush, now.

You just let your Professy-wessy
take care of this!

This stinks!

He won't let us
do anything!

He's treating us
like babies!

And he's
embarrassing us!

Well, I think
that's all of them.

Pretty good day,
huh, girls?

Well, uh, actually...

Ooh! Did you
get a boo-boo?

Well,
don't you girls worry.

I have just the
thing at home

to get rid of
mean old ouchies.

Great! When what
we really need rid of

is annoying
old Powerprof.

I know, but how?

We don't want to be
too hard on him.

Or do we?

Come on.
I have an idea.

[BUZZING]

Hello?

Really?

Ooh...

Oh, yeah!

That sounds good!

Well, girls,
looks like Mojo

is wreaking
havoc again.

But he's no match
for Townsville's

number one
super family, is he?

Ha ha ha...Sure.
Piece of cake.

PROFESSOR:
Ok, girls, up, up, and away!

Ha ha ha!
Get it? Get it?

[GIRLS GROAN]

PROFESSOR:
Girls, what did we discuss yesterday?

[GIRLS SIGH]

That's better.

Now, let's
hasta la vista, babies!

[GIRLS GROAN]

Ha ha ha!

If this does not lure the
Powerpuff Girls into my clutches,

nothing will!

[CRASH]

Not so quickly,
Mojo Jojo!

It's "fast,"
Professor, "fast."

Oh, this is new.

Give it up, Mojo!

You're no match for
my little sugar lumps!

Aw, jeez,
come on!

Oh, h*, h*,
I should say not!

Oh, how will I ever defeat
the Powerpuff Girls

when they're wearing
helmets and elbow pads?

Ha ha ha!

Pumpkins!

So,
Professor Utonium,

I was not expecting
a fourth opponent.

But no matter!

I will eliminate you
in an alternate manner!

Bring it on, Daddy-O.

Oh, that is so lame.

You will pay for your use
of inappropriate dialogue!

[LAUGHING EVILLY]

Uhh!

Ha ha ha ha!

At last,
victory is mine!

With the
Powerpuff Girls

and their pathetic parent
out of the way,

the city will be under my
control within the hour!

But first,
you needn't worry about

your little pumpkins,
Professor Utonium.

I know the perfect
recipe for...

Powerpuff pumpkin pie!

[LAUGHING EVILLY]

[GROANING]

Go... Professor... Go!

Whoo!

Are you girls all right?

Wow, Professor!

You beat Mojo
all by yourself!

And you
beat him good!

We can't
wait to see

what you do
next time!

Next time?
Ohh...

Girls, there isn't
going to be a next time.

What? What? What?

Being a superhero
is hard.

I'm tired, and my
muscles are all sore.

You girls
can protect the city.

I'm just gonna stay
home from now on.

No! We need you!

Come on. Please?

BLOSSOM:
Oh, come on, Professor!

I'm just not cut out for this
like you girls are.

It's been a long time since my junior
varsity bocce ball days in college.

Besides, there are
bills to pay,

and the dishes
have been piling up.

You girls
don't need me.

GIRLS:
But--

No buts!
My mind is made up.

Sometimes in life you just have to
accept disappointment, girls.

I'm through with the
superhero biz, and that's final!

Ooh, boy, am I gonna
feel this in the morning.

BLOSSOM: Gee, Mojo, thanks for giving
the Professor such a wallop!

[GROAN]

BUTTERCUP: Yeah! We knew after he
went head to head with you,

he'd never want
to be a hero again.

But who knew he would put
up such a good fight?

[GROAN]

[GIRLS GIGGLING]

GIRLS:
Yes!

NARRATOR:
And so once again, the day is saved

thanks to
the Powerpuff Girls!

Yo, they be chillin'
on the girl power trip, y'all.

Yo, yo. Peace. I'm out.

♪ Blossom,
commander and the leader ♪

♪ Bubbles,
she is the joy and the laughter ♪

♪ Buttercup,
she's the toughest fighter ♪

♪ Powerpuffs
save the day ♪

♪ Fighting crime ♪

♪ Trying to
save the world ♪

♪ Here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ The Powerpuff Girls ♪

♪ Fighting crime ♪

♪ Trying to
save the world ♪

♪ Here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ The Powerpuff Girls ♪

Powerpuff!