03x06 - Jewel of the Aisle - Super Zeros

[bunniefuu]

Sugar,

spice...

and everything nice.

These were the ingredients
chosen to create the perfect little girl.

But Professor Utonium
accidentally added

an extra ingredient to
the concoction-- Chemical X.

[expl*si*n]

Thus the Powerpuff Girls
were born!

Using their ultra-superpowers,

Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup
have dedicated their lives

to fighting crime
and the forces of evil!

NARRATOR:
The city of Townsville--

not exactly the best place
for a jewelry store.

See what I mean?

[SIRENS]

But it's not exactly the best
place for crooks, either.

See what I mean?

Aw, fudge.

[HORN HONKING]

[ORGAN PLAYING]

Heh heh heh.

[CRACKLING]

You may be
able to run...

You may be
able to hide...

But we will meet again.

NARRATOR:
Have the Powerpuff Girls

actually failed
to catch a thief?

Is this crook that cunning,
that agile?

Is this man
a true master of thievery?

Aah!

NARRATOR: No,
just a lucky son of a g*n.

Aaaaaahhhhhh!

Aaaaahhhhhhh!

Aaaaaahhhhhhhh!

Oh! Ha ha ha ha!

You're a bad, bad baby,

running away from daddy.

But now you're safe again.

Aaahhhh!

Aaaaaahhhhhhhh!

[GIBBERING]

Aaaaaahhhhhhhh!

Wow, the last one!

This must be
my lucky day.

[ENGINE STARTS]

Oh, boy!

The girls will sure be happy
I got their favorite cereal.

[TV PLAYING]

Hey, girls,
brought your favorite cereal.

Shh.

Watching...

TV.

The Powerpuff Girls?!

You've gotta be kidding me!

What am I gonna do?

VOICE ON TV:
Ostrichman prime,

what are we
going to do?

We will fight, Koalor.
We will fight.

TV ANNOUNCER: Mech-animals will
continue after these messages.

Good luck
in the contest, Sally.

Thanks!
You too, Peter.

A rollerblading contest?

That's just
the sport for me,

especially when lucky
Captain Rabbit King nuggets

are the grand prize!

Oh, I can taste it now--

corn-crisp castles and ships

with tuna and ruby
marshmallow bits!

Oh, I need that grand prize!

And with this disguise,
I'll be sure to win the contest!

KIDS:
Yay!

RABBIT:
That's nothing.

Wait until you get
a load of me!

Massive air...

Rail slide...

Cone intimidation...



Did I win?

Ridiculous,
Lucky Captain Rabbit King.

Lucky Captain Rabbit King
nuggets are for the youth.

Oh! Ok.

♪ Corn-crisp castles
and ships ♪

♪ With tuna,
ruby marshmallow bits ♪

♪ Lucky Captain Rabbit King nuggets ♪

For the Irish
seafaring nobleman in you!

THIEF:
That's it!

[DOORBELL RINGS]

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Yeah, it's me,

the character in that
commercial you just saw--

Lucky Captain
something-or-another.

[GIRLS TALKING AT ONCE]

♪ Lucky Captain Rabbit King ♪

♪ Lucky Captain Rabbit King ♪

♪ Lucky Captain Rabbit King ♪

All right, cool it down.

Cool it down.

Now, uh, listen up.

The Captain and Tennille
has a headache.

I'm just here for some cereal.
Then I'll be on my way.

You think
we're that stupid?

We know you have to try
and trick us.

Yeah, just like
in the commercials.

So don't come back until
you've got something good.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

Hey, did you guys just see
my twin brother?

Weak.

Man, this is gonna be
harder than I thought.

I can't come up with
any more tricks.

This rabbit suit
is all I got.

Oh, baby-sitting
is so rewarding.

VOICE:
Yoo-hoo, girls!

Your new grandma
baby-sitter is here!

Gee, grandma
baby-sitter,

what big eyes
you have.

All the better
to see the cereal.

Gee, grandma
baby-sitter,

what an interesting
mustache you have.

All the better to keep
the cereal in my mouth.

BLOSSOM:
Gee, grandma baby-sitter,

you sure do have
big rabbit ears.

All the better to--

GIRLS:
Ridiculous, Lucky Captain Rabbit King.

Lucky Captain Rabbit King
nuggets are for the youth.

It sure is nice to eat
in the garden for a change.

THIEF:
A garden party. How precious.

[PUNCH LANDED]

Hey, there goes Mr. Phan,
our gardener.

Hello, Mr. Phan!

[ASIAN ACCENT]
Good morning, Blossom.

All this gardening stuff
makes me thirsty

for some of that delicious
cereal you are eating.

BUTTERCUP:
Well, throw that bad boy in reverse

and come have some!

You got it, partner!

[GEARS GRINDING]

[GASPING AND COUGHING]

Mr. Phan!

Ok?
Are you...

Wait a minute!

You're not
Mr. Phan.

Ridiculous,

Lucky Captain Rabbit King.

Lucky Captain Rabbit King
nuggets are for the youth.

This has got to work.

THIEF:
Roar!

Roar!

Another one
bites the dust!

Ridiculous,
Lucky Captain Rabbit King.

Lucky Captain Rabbit King
nuggets are for the youth.

[CHITTERING]

THIEF:
Aaaaahhhh! Aahhhh!

Get it off! Get it off!

Get it ooooooo...

[CLANG]

[GRUNTING]

[CRYING]

Santa,
are you crazy?

It's summer!

I'm not Santa.

I'm Lucky Captain Rabbit King!

All I wanted
was some cereal.

[SOBBING]

All I wanted...
Was some cereal.

Y-you really
mean it?

Ohh!

Sweetest of cereals,
you are finally mine!

[GIRLS GASP]

Oh!

The corn-crisp castles
and ships...

Oh!

Tuna and ruby
marshmallow bits.

Oh!

Whatcha got there, rabbit?

Nothing.

[SIREN]

Stupid unlucky
captured robber dude,

jail is for you.

NARRATOR:
So once again, the day is saved

thanks to green Buttercups,

blue Bubbles,
and pink Blossoms--

The Powerpuff Girls,

part of this delicious,
nutritious breakfast.

BLOSSOM: "The Metropolis
of Citysburg is in trouble."

Boom!

Nyah-ah-ah.

"Huh..?

"The morality mobile?!
no...It can't be.

Freedom gal!!!"

"With my lasso of regret

you will feel bad about
your actions and give up!"

'You're right...I'm sorry!"

"Justice is served!"

BUTTERCUP:
Boring.

That's not hard at all.

Check out Spore.

Out of the darkness he rises
to kick butt!

Kerak! Blam!

"That hurt you
more than it hurt me."

BUBBLES: Ooh,
I'm all tormented.

Where's the magic?
Where's the funny?

You need to read Kisai Bunny Bunny
Nokawa ee Po-okang Monogatari!

BLOSSOM AND BUTTERCUP:
In English!

BUBBLES:
Oh. Sorry.

The Great Funtime Adventures of
Bunny Bunny and Friend!

"Waweras, an obstacle
is evident."

"Whoa!"

"Why wasn't shifting
your decision?"

"Being a rock,
I am without movement."

"I am filled with solutions!"

"Whee!"

Man, Bubbles, Bunny Bunny
isn't even a superhero.

At least Freedom Gal
stops bad guys.

Yeah. And Spore has scabs
that never heal.

Bunny Bunny
could heal them.

No, she couldn't.
She's not a hero.

And they never heal!

[GIRLS SHOUTING
AT ONCE]

Girls. Girls!

What's the problem?

You're the Powerpuff Girls.

You're better than
any of those heroes.

Are you kidding? We don't have cool
outfits and vehicles.

We're not all dark
and tormented.

And we never get out of scrapes
with covered objects.

Oh, h*, h*! So you think if you get the
gadgets, costumes, and attitude,

you'll be better heroes?

GIRLS:
Exactly!

Thanks, Professor!

Oh, to be young
and impressionable.

Dr. Atom Magnum M.D.
Ph.D., Wizard.

"Darn it, Jane! I'm not just
mixing beverages here!

The antidote is
humanity's only hope!"

"Oh, I didn't meant to challenge your
actions, Doctor Magnum.

"It's just...

I'm so alone now."

Oh, Dr. Magnum,
you dog, you.

[HOTLINE BUZZING]

Girls, the hotline!

[HOTLINE BUZZING]

Girls!

[SIGHS]

Powerpuff hotline.

Oh, this is terrible.
Terrible!

Well, Mr. Terrible, I'm sorry,
but this line is reserved for--

No, no, no.
This is the Mayor!

I need the girls
immediately!

Oh, sorry, Mayor.
See, I thought you were--

Arrrrrrgh!

Sorry. Hold on, Mayor.

Girls, emergency!

Girls, what are you
doing in there?!

Girls, what in blazes
is going on?

Girls, emergency.
Hop to it!

I'm sorry, Mayor. They're not
answering. Can I take a message?

Yes. Townsville
is doomed!

Ok. Hold on, Mayor.
Let me try again.

The city of Townsville
is in grave danger.

They could really use
the Powerpuff Girls about now.

BLOSSOM:
The Powerpuff Girls aren't here!

W-what do you mean,
not here?

Who am I speaking to?

Hold on!

Hold on, Mayor.

Hurry!

[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

MONSTER:
Blech! Ptui!

[SIRENS]

Gi--

BLOSSOM:
Ok! Presenting...

Townsville's
newest heroes!

Liberty Belle...

Mange...

And don't forget...

Harmony Bunny.

And we are...

Too late.

Better heroes, huh?

NARRATOR:
Hey, I'm finally in the show!

The next day...

[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

[BUZZING]

[HOTLINE RECEIVER PICKED UP]

Ok. I'll try. Gi--

We slept in
our outfits...

so we'd be ready.

What's the problem?

MAYOR:
The monster's back. Helllllp!

Evildoers, beware!

For when
the Liberty Belle tolls,

it tolls for thee!

To the freedom mobile!

[TIRES SCREECHING]

[HORNS HONKING]

[GASP]

Uh...

When trouble is near,
I am not slow,

for it's hop, hop, hop,
and away I go!

I am not slow,

for it's hop, hop, hop,
and away I--

Go?

For it's hop, hop--
oh, wait, wait.

For it's hop, hop--
hold on. I got it.

For it's hop, hop, hop--

Hold it. Hop, hop, hop, hop--
where is it?

Hop, hop--aha!

For it's hop, hop, hop,
and away I go-go!

Thanks, Professor.

You're welcome.
Hurry up, now.

Harmony Bunny is not slow,

for it's hop, hop, hop,

and away I go!

[SIGHS]

Well,
aren't you going?

Uh-uh. Too bright.

Mange only travels
at night.

Ohhhhhh!

[HONK HONK]

[CLOCK TICKING]

[MONSTER SCREECHES]

MAYOR:
Confound it!

Where can those
blasted girls be?

Oh.

Sorry we're late, Mayor...

But we're here...

And ready to fight.

Splendid!

But there's a teensy
little problem.

The monster left!

Better heroes, huh?

[THUNDEROUS FOOTSTEPS]

[SIRENS]

[MONSTER ROARING]

So you're back!

Well, we stayed here
all night...

So we'd be ready.

Well, monster, prepare
to face Liberty Belle...

Harmony Bunny...

and Mange!

BUTTERCUP:
Um, it's a little bright,

so I'm just gonna sit
this one out, ok?

[MONSTER ROARING]

Using my lariat of guilt,

I will force the monster
to admit his wrongdoing.

Now, don't you feel bad about
what you've done?

Give in to those feelings
and surrender!

Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!

There!

Now you're covered with
happy stickers.

Their good, sweet powers will take
hold of you and make you smile!

[MONSTER SCREECHING]

He's not giving in!

I'll use more stickers!

Mange, help us!

Uh, maybe later.

This'll make him happy!

Succumb to
the lariat!

Feel your guilt
and admit defeat!

Stop!

Huh? What? Huh?

Better heroes, huh?

Listen, girls.
My name is Steve. I'm a monster.

I've been coming here
for 3 days

causing all sorts of
damage to your town,

and what do I get?

Two days of no-shows,
and now this--

a flag girl
who does rope tricks,

some rabbit,

and little Miss Darkness
who's afraid of a little sun.

Hey, do you have any idea
who you're talking to?

We're superheroes!

Real ones!

Yeah, well,
that's great and all,

but what am I supposed to tell
the guys back on Monster Isle?

You see, when a monster
visits Townsville,

he must fight
the Powerpuff Girls.

And if he can hold his own

and make it back to
Monster Isle alive, he's a hero.

Now, this new bit is
just not gonna cut it.

Sure, you didn't have
a thirst for vengeance,

stickers with
your face on them,

or souped-up vehicles

'cause you didn't need 'em.

See, even if you take away
the costumes, props, and angst,

you still have all the bravery and
courage it takes to save the day.

So what do you say?

Powerpuff Girls?

Let's get him, girls!

STEVE:
Now that's bet--

Oh! Uhh!

NARRATOR:
So once again, the day is saved

with no thanks to Liberty Belle,
Harmony Bunny, or Mange,

but to the one and only
Powerpuff Girls!

♪ Blossom,
commander and the leader ♪

♪ Bubbles,
she is the joy and the laughter ♪

♪ Buttercup,
she's the toughest fighter ♪

♪ Powerpuffs
save the day ♪

♪ Fighting crime ♪

♪ Trying to ♪

♪ Save the world ♪

♪ Here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ The Powerpuff Girls ♪

♪ Fighting crime ♪

♪ Trying to
save the world ♪

♪ Here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ The Powerpuff Girls ♪

Powerpuff!