03x05 - Gettin' Twiggy With It - Cop Out

[bunniefuu]

Sugar,

spice...

and everything nice.

These were the ingredients
chosen to create the perfect little girl.

But Professor Utonium
accidentally added

an extra ingredient
to the concoction--

Chemical X.

[expl*si*n]

Thus the Powerpuff Girls
were born!

Using their ultra-superpowers,

Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup
have dedicated their lives

to fighting crime
and the forces of evil!

NARRATOR:
The city of Townsville,

home of one of
our nation's most prestigious

AND INDUSTRIOUS
LEARNING CENTERS:

Pokey Oaks kindergarten,

where the students take
pride in making their school

a better place for all.

[SNIFFING]

Mitch Mitchellson,
if you don't stop torturing Twiggy...

[RING]

[YELLING]

Ahem. Aren't we
forgetting something?

It's Friday.
Somebody has to take Twiggy home.

Now, which one of you
wants to volunteer, hmm?

KIDS: Me! Me!

Ms. KEANE:
Hmm. Let's see.

How about...
Mitch Mitchellson?

MITCH:
Yeah!

Mitch Mitchellson?!

But, Ms. Keane,
Mitch is mean.

Yeah! He's just gonna
t*rture poor Twiggy.

Now, now, girls,
why don't you give Mitch a chance?

See? He's harmless.

Gee, thanks,
Ms. Keane.

I'll take real
good care of Twiggy.

Ha ha ha ha!

BUTTERCUP:
I don't trust him.

Neither do I.

Come on.

MITCH:
Hey, grandma.

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

[YELLING INDISTINCTLY]

Nice hamster.

Want a hamster treat?

Gee, looks like Mitch
really is gonna be nice.

Guess Ms. Keane
was right.

Let's go.

Open wide.

Ha ha ha!

[TWIGGY SQUEALING]

Poor Twiggy.

If you don't
be nice to Twiggy,

we're taking him
away from you.

Yeah, and we'll
tell Ms. Keane.

I-I'm sorry, girls.

I promise I'll be
nice to Twiggy.

Honest.

BLOSSOM:
Well, I suppose,

but this is your
last chance, Mister.

Thanks, girls.

Aww.

Remember,
no funny stuff.

I promise.

Psst! I say we keep an eye
on him, just in case.

Good Twiggy.

Nice Twiggy.

Stop right there, sicko.

That's it.
We're taking Twiggy.

BLOSSOM:
Yeah, and we're telling Ms. Keane.

BUTTERCUP:
We should know better

than to trust you,
Mitch Mitchellson.

Let's go, girls.

Wait!

Please!

I-I'm just a lonely kid.

I never had no pets.

I'll be nice this time,

I mean it.

Please!

Well, I don't know.

Gee, Blossom,
he does seem really sorry.

I guess if we keep
an eye on him...

Yeah. You can keep
an eye on me.

Thank you, girls.

I'll show you
how nice I'll be.

There, there,
Twiggy. Good girl.

Mmm.
Hamster num-nums.

Yummy.

BLOSSOM:
Hmm. Looks like he might
actually turn over a new leaf.

MITCH:
Now get inside your scamper wheel...

and we'll
have some fun!

[GIRLS GASP]

Ha ha ha ha!

GIRLS:
No!

Ha ha ha!

H-h-how could you?!

You really did it
this time, Mitch Mitchellson.

It was an accident?

You're an accident,
you--you--

[RUMBLING]

Hey, what's happening?

[ROAR]

Aaaaahhhhh!

Should we help?

Is it the right
thing to do?

Mmm, no,
but we will anyway.

Come on!

MITCH:
Wow! Thanks for helping me, girls.

Helping you?!

GIRLS:
We're helping Twiggy!

MITCH:
No! No! No!

You see, Mitch, the real
monster isn't Twiggy.

Yeah. It's a punk
named Mitch Mitchellson.

Please help.
Let me go.

I'll do anything!

GIRLS:
Anything?

Well, girls,
I should have known.

I'm sorry for not trusting
your judgment.

You were right
about Mitch,

and I have to admit
your solution is very creative.

NARRATOR:
Huh! That Twiggy is a biggie.

So once again,
the day is saved

thanks to
the Powerpuff Girls.

NARRATOR:
The city of Townsville
loves its police force--

A group of hard-working
men and women

doing their best
to keep Townsville safe.

Except for this guy.

Officer Mike Brickowski,

the worst cop
on the force.

Aah!

He makes no effort
to fight crime

or help the citizens
of Townsville.

He'd rather let his fellow
officers do all the work.

He likes things easy.

Enjoy your ride while it lasts,
officer Brickowski...

'cause you're in for
a rude awakening.

[BRICKOWSKI SNORING]

[ALARM RINGING]

RADIO:
Car 11, come in.

Ready, partner?

Mike?

[SNORING]

Oh, man.

This is Perez.
I'm responding to a 211

here at
Townsville National.

Perpetrator is armed.

Well armed.

[g*nshots]

I need some backup, man.

RADIO:
Roger that, car 11.
Backup's on its way.

[SIRENS APPROACHING]

This is the Townsville
Police Department.

You are surrounded.

Drop your weapon and
come out with your hands up.

[SNORING]

Brickowski!

Brickowski, get your
fat butt up, man.

We have a situation here, and
you're just sitting around!

RADIO:
Stand by. Stand by.

We have word from
the Mayor's office.

The Powerpuff Girls
are on their way.

MAN:
Yeah. Ow!

[FIGHTING]

Ow!

Freeze, buster!

BUTTERCUP:
Enough pictures already.

BLOSSOM:
How'd you guys
get here so fast, anyway?

Hey, Chief, was it
a tough fight today?

Not at all, thanks to those
Powerpuff Girls.

[BRICKOWSKI SNORING]

Wha? Huh?

Hey, partner,
you missed it.

There was a robbery,
and the Powerpuff Girls.

Powerpuff Girls?

Hey, let me tell you
something, Perez,

those girls are lousy
good-for-nothings.

[SIGHS]

They're always taking
work away from good cops.

They're nothing
but little jerks.

Ooh!

I know.

BRICKOWSKI:
First hot donut of the day.

You know, I'm up
for a promotion any day now,

but those girls keep
stealing my spotlight.

But today's
my day, Perez.

You'll see.

Ooh, they're good
when they're hot.

CHIEF:
Brickowski! My office, now.

Yup, promotion time.

Hey, man.

Don't "man" me.
Sit down.

So what's up, Chief?

You're fired,
Brickowski.

I want you
out of here immediately.

Ha ha ha!

Chief, you crack me up.

This is no joke,
Brickowski!

You are the worst, most incompetent
officer I have ever known.

Now, hand over
your badge.

You want my badge?

Did I stutter?

Now hand it over.

Good.

Your sunglasses.

No, no, you can
keep that.

Little souvenir
for you.

That doughnut's
looking good, though.

Aw, yeah.

Hey, I know what
this is really about.

It's those
Powerpuff Girls' fault.

They do all the work,

and now you gotta
make cutbacks,

so you're laying off
good ol' Brickowski.

Well, I think that stinks!

Son of a g*n.

Lousy little girls.

The Powerpuff Girls
were in the news again today

as they foiled
yet another bank robbery.

Live at Townsville bank,
where earlier today...

Powerpuff Girls.

Powerpuff Girls.

What about
officer Mike Brickowski?

REPORTER: Townsville's
Police Department can just relax.

Ha ha ha!
Looks like this guy's got the right idea.

Back to you there, Kevin.

KEVIN:
Great piece, Maggie.

In other news,

the Powerpuff Girls defeated
another giant monster,

put out a fire,

stopped Mojo Jojo,

foiled a heist,

saved the world
from utter annihilation,

and still had time
to volunteer at--

Starting tomorrow,

you girls are not gonna be
on the air no more!

[RUNNING FOOTSTEPS
APPROACHING]

Mr. Mayor! Mr. Mayor!

Criminals are
attempting to rob

the Police Department's
confiscated weapons warehouse.

Who knows what terrible
villainy may ensue?

I mean,
whatever can we do?

Whoever can we call?

The...

The Powerpuff Girls?

Ooh, that's a good idea.

See, that's why
you're the Mayor.

Ha ha ha!

And I'm just some jerk
without any sunglasses.

[BUZZING]

BLOSSOM:
We're on our way.

I see him.

Yoo-hoo!
Over here, girls.

Hello, officer.
Where are they?

They're in there.

Good work.

We'll handle it
from here.

Oh, and, uh,
do be careful, girls.

Chief, this is Perez.

That was a good hunch.

He's definitely up
to something.

BLOSSOM:
"Mojo Jojo's confiscated weapons."

In here.

We'll have to
use our supervision.

BUTTERCUP:
Look, there's Mojo's robot walker.

BUBBLES:
And his giant log.

BLOSSOM:
Huh?

Isn't this from our
birthday party adventure?

It doesn't
look familiar.

Yeah. That's when
we sang our song.

♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ Makes the world
go round ♪

BLOSSOM:
Huh?!

[GIRLS GASPING
AND COUGHING]

Officer? You?

You got it.

Uh, now don't bother
struggling.

These restraints
are from Mojo Jojo.

They'll hold you.

BLOSSOM:
Officer, this is madness.

BUTTERCUP:
Yeah! What's gotten into you?

With you girls
always around

saving the day
and whatnot,

you make us cops
look like bums.

No! That's not true.

BUTTERCUP:
We need you guys.

Yeah. You guys are an important
and integral part of--

Silence!

[GIRLS SCREAMING]

[LAUGHING]

Mike Brickowski,
you are under arrest.

Good work, everybody.
Now get us out of here.

Hmm.

Come on, come on.

Maybe the battery's dead.

Try all the buttons.

GIRLS:
Hurry!

No, the battery's fine.

The battery
meter is full.

Aah!

Perez, try pointing it
at the crane.

Turn it off!

Ok.

[GIRLS SCREAMING]

Umm...

Sorry about that, girls.
Are you all right?

What do you know?
I guess acid can't hurt us.

This is just another story
of a good cop gone bad.

You're not a good cop
gone bad.

You're a bad cop
gone worse.

NARRATOR:
Ha ha ha! Bad cop gone worse.

Sorry, officer Brickowski,
no doughnuts in jail.

So once again
the day is saved,

thanks to
the Powerpuff Girls

and the fine, upstanding
men and women

of the Townsville
Police Department.

♪ Blossom,
commander and the leader ♪

♪ Bubbles,
she is the joy and the laughter ♪

♪ Buttercup,
she's the toughest fighter ♪

♪ Powerpuffs
save the day ♪

♪ Fighting
crime ♪

♪ Trying to ♪

♪ Save the world ♪

♪ Here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ The Powerpuff Girls ♪

♪ Fighting crime,
trying to save the world ♪

♪ Here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ The Powerpuff Girls ♪

Powerpuff!