03x02 - Town and Out - Child Fearing

[bunniefuu]

Sugar,

spice...

and everything nice.

These were the ingredients chosen to
create the perfect little girl.

But Professor Utonium

accidentally added an extra
ingredient to the concoction--

Chemical X.

[expl*si*n]

Thus the Powerpuff Girls
were born!

Using their ultra-superpowers,

Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup
have dedicated their lives

to fighting crime
and the forces of evil!

PROFESSOR: The town
of Citiesville.

It's home to the top
research lab in the world.

Yeah. But why
are we moving there?

PROFESSOR:
Well, I took a job offer at their lab,

and we have to move here
for me to work there.

Bye-bye, Townsville.

PROFESSOR:
I tell you, girls,

I'm really excited
about this move.

A new start, new places,
new friends...

Oh, I can't wait!

And if what I've heard
is true,

Citiesville is a great
place to live.

Hey, I'm going
to work, Jim.

I'll be back
in a while.

Here we are.
Looks nice and safe.

[SIREN]

Wow! This is great!

Well, look at that.

It's got a bathroom
right there in the kitchen.

I don't see it.

Professor, how are we
going to fly to school

if we don't know
where it is?

[SIGH] [SIGH]
[SIGH]

Hi. You must be
the new kids.

Oh, my gosh!

I just love
your matching dresses!

Really?

No!

Ha ha ha!

[ALL LAUGHING]

BLOSSOM:
Anyway, there will
just be certain emergencies

where we'll just
have to be excused.

Take your seats.

But--

[CHILDREN GIGGLING]

BOY:
Psst!

Ahh...

You guys!

We know.
We know.

[SIREN]

GIRLS:
Teacher, may we please be
excused to save the town?

[DOOR CLOSES]

Hi, Girls!

Professor, what do you
think of this town?

It's great! I just
absolutely love it!

It's like
a real city here.

And the people...
You know what I mean?

Can't you just feel
the energy?

I love this town!

MAN:
Oh, shut up, you jerk.

City folk.

So how was
your day?

Ha ha. Um...Uh...

Oh...Yeah. Great.

Oh. Yeah.

A-amazing.

Jeesh, are
you kidding?

Just great.

Great.

Great.
Great.

Look, as soon as we sort everything
out with their Mayor,

everything will
fall into place.

BLOSSOM:
We're superhero crime fighters,

and since we're
new in town,

we thought we'd drop by and get
acquainted with the Mayor.

Aha. Well, that
sounds just great,

but since you don't
have an appointment,

you're going to have to wait
over there, hmm?

[CLOCK TICKING]

RECEPTIONIST:
Powder Puff Girls?

Here!

The Mayor will
see you now.

Come on in, boys.

Here's that very
important document, sir.

Ok. Now,
how can I help you?

Actually, Mr. Mayor,
we're here to help you.

You see, we're
the Powerpuff Girls,

and we're superheroes,
and we have superpowers,

and we fight crime and beat up
bad guys and stuff.

And we can fly around.

Whoosh! Whoosh!

And we brought you
this hot line phone,

so if you're ever in trouble,
you can just give us a call.

Um...Ok. Well,
I already have a phone,

so if you could please
get to the point.

As you can see,
I'm a very busy man.

Uh...Now what?

We're superheroes.

We're here to help
you fight crime.

[TELEPHONE BUZZES]
Yes. Uh, Philip?

The Chief of Police is
on line 9.

He says it's urgent.

What is it, Chief?

CHIEF:
Tom! The City First Bank
was just robbed again!

If I don't get more officers,
I don't know what.

I'm working on
the bill as we speak.

I don't know what else
I can tell you.

The bank's been robbed!
This is our chance to prove ourselves!

This is car 54.

They just passed
the children's hospital,

and they're heading
north on Miller.

There they are.

Watch this.

[LAUGHING]

GIRLS:
Not so fast, bad guys!

Hey, go play somewheres else,
you little brats.

Brats?

Aah!
Aah!

He's heading
for the bridge!

Quick.
Starburst formation.

Aah!
Aah!

People of Citiesville,
fear no more.

Behold your saviors--
the Powerpuff Girls,

here to stamp out
crime and villainy

and bring safety to all.

No thanks necessary,
officer.

Just doing what
comes naturally.

Hey, let's get
out of here.

Professor?

What a day!
Am I right?

Oh, brother!

[HOT LINE BUZZING]

Well, I guess
it was pretty good.

Hello? Uh-huh.

Yes. Ok.

It's the Mayor's office.

He wants to see
us right away.

Let me tell you
some words.

At what point did it seem
like a good idea

to blow up
the Cityville bridge?

Uh...
No!

Do you realize the 2 crooks
that you caught

stole approximately $400?

Do you realize that you
did over $3 million

in property damage
to that bridge?

It's not replaceable!

[SIGH]

Also, that bridge is--
or was--a historical landmark.

I mean, it's on our flag,
for pete's sakes.

It's also the main
thoroughfare into the city.

Nobody actually lives
in Citysville.

They commute.

[CRYING]

This is a bill prohibiting
the use of superpowers

in the town of Citysville.

You're hereby
forbidden by law

to use any of your powers
within the city limits.

Now get out of my sight.

[SIREN]

Attention! This is the
Citysville Police Department.

You are flying in a no-fly zone.
Land now.

Looks like
we're hoofing it.

[COUGHING]

I guess it could
be worse.

Hey, ladies.

Nice dresses.
Ha ha ha!

Hi, now.

I'm trying to get
to $3 million.

Can you help me out?

Ah, forget you, then.

Someday you'll learn the
importance of helping others.

Oh, man! Uhh.

What now?

We live over there,
remember?

Oh, cold!
Cold! Cold!

[DOOR SLAMS]

So...How did it go
with the Mayor?

Professor, we tried to
tell you before, but you--

this place stinks!

I want to go home!

We tried to tell you,
but you wouldn't listen,

and we know how much
you like it here, and--Professor?

Professor?
Professor? Professor?

Oh, girls.

You don't know how
happy this makes me.

Huh? Huh?
Huh?

Oh, I've been hating
it here so much.

Hating, hating,
hating, hating it!

Oh, they pick on
me at work,

and they call me
square, and--

Oh, so what do
you say, kids?

Bye-bye, bad old
Citysville!

NARRATOR:
And hello city of Townsville!

So once again,
the day is saved,

thanks to the Powerpuff Girls!

NARRATOR:
The city of Townsville

is host to the annual
meeting of the minds,

where our man Professor
is not only guest speaker,

but he's also...

Late! I'm late!

Got to hurry.
Got to hurry.

Bye, girls.

Oh, Professor.

What?

Forgot your hat.

Thanks. Bye.

[DOOR SLAMS]

Forget
the baby-sitter?

No, no. I forgot
the baby-sitter.

FAIRY:
Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Hey!

Oh! Blast it!
[TELEPHONE RINGS]

Yes? Uh-huh.

Uh...Uh, sure.
Baby-sitter.

Uh...Ok. I'll be
right over. Bye.

Hello, Warden?
I need a baby-sitter.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Full pardon. Bye.

Oh, rats! Darn fairy!

Now, be good, girls,
and listen to the baby-sitter.

GIRLS:
We will. Good luck.

[POUNDING ON DOOR]

[ALL AT ONCE]
Mojo Jojo?

That is correct.

It is I, Mojo Jojo,
who is your baby-sitter!

I will be sitting
you babies,

which means
you will listen to me!

You will obey
every command!

I give the orders,
and you will follow them.

Therefore, I order you
to help me...

Take over Townsville!

GIRLS:
We're hungry!

Perhaps you did not
hear me.

Dinnertime!

Ok, ok, ok.
If you want dinner, you will get dinner,

but after you eat, you will,
without hesitation,

help me take over
Townsville.

Now, girls, prepare to have
your taste buds delighted,

for I, Mojo Jojo,

am not only number one
villain in Townsville,

but I'm also...

number one chef
in Townsville.

Huy!

Huy!

Huy!

Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!

Huy! Huy!

Huy.

Yay! Yay! Yay!

Huy! For dipping.

Next the shrimp.

Huy!

Please.

No dipping shrimp!
Fish only!

[GIRLS SPITTING]

Gross!

GIRLS: This food stinks!

What? You dare
to insult chef Moj--

Game time!

No! As your baby-sitter,

I say it's time
to take over Townsville.

Ok.

But first we have to
play our favorite game.

Blind hide-and-seek.

What? What are you doing?

To win the game,
you got to find Bubbles.

Ready, set, go!

Ok. But as soon
as I find her,

we take over Townsville.

[GIRLS GIGGLING]

Curses!

[GIRLS GIGGLING]

She's in the next room.

Ooh! Curses!

No, the other room.

Curses!

[CRASH]

Oops! Sorry!

Quick! She went into
the Professor's lab!

So this monkey,
he walks into the room and--

[CRASH]

So, like I said,
this monkey--

I have had enough games.

Forget taking over
Townsville.

Just please go to bed.

TV time!

Yay! Yay! Yay!

[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]

All right!

Please, if it will make
you shut up, watch TV.

Yay! Yay! Yay!

Ahh, peace
and quiet.

[IRISH ACCENT]
Top of the morning, kids.

It's me--Blarney,
the singing sea serpent.

Bet you can't guess
what I be.

Bunny rabbit!

Aye. A bunny rabbit.

Why don't we sing
a bunny rabbit song?

♪ If I were a bunny, I'd ♪

♪ Hop! Hop! Hop! ♪

♪ Hop! Hop! Hop! ♪

♪ Hop! Hop! Hop! ♪

♪ Hop! Hop! Hop! ♪

♪ If I were a rhino, I'd ♪

♪ Stomp! Stomp! Stomp! ♪

♪ Stomp! Stomp! Stomp! ♪

♪ Stomp! Stomp! Stomp! ♪

♪ If I were a fish,
I would ♪

♪ Scream! Scream! Scream! ♪

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Ok, lads and lassies.

Now let's all join in.

Oh, no! No! No!

♪ If I were a log,
I'd roll, roll, roll ♪

♪ If I were a ball,
I'd bounce, bounce, bounce ♪

♪ If I were a rake,
I'd rake, rake, rake ♪

♪ If I were a hammer,
I'd pound, pound, pound ♪

♪ If I were a candle, I'd-- ♪

Enough!

I have had it!

It's time for bed!

Whew. Finally.

Mojo get peace.

BUTTERCUP:
Where are you going?

Aren't you going to
read us a story?

We can't sleep
without a story.

Yeah!

[CRYING]

All right! But only
if you go to sleep.

Very well, then.

I will tell you
my favorite story

about the greatest
conqueror who ever lived--

Napoleon.

He was a mighty man,
feared by all who looked up to him.

Using his genius
and his loyal army,

he conquered all of Europe,
then all of Russia,

and finally the whole world.
The end.

GIRLS:
Boring!

Your story's all wrong!

Napoleon's 1807
seizure of Portugal

and the subsequent
rebellion by the Spaniards

cost France over


untold sums of money,

and contributed
to the eventual weakening

of the Napoleonic empire.

And your analysis on
the invasion of Russia

is also incorrect.

Napoleon's invasion
of 1812

resulted in massive
casualties of his troops,

due to starvation and
inclement conditions,

and ended in a disastrous
retreat from Moscow

with his army
defeated!

Yeah, dummy!

And when he returned
to France,

the allied nations of Europe
united against him,

which led to
his eventual defeat

at the Battle of Waterloo
on June 18, 1815,

whereafter he was exiled to
the island of St. Helena,

where he died a miserable
death from stomach cancer

on May 5, 1821,
Stupid!

No! Stop!

I ordered you
to stop! Aah!

No! I command you
to stop!

Help! Please save me!

BUTTERCUP:
There he is!

[DOORBELL RINGS]

Ooh, yeah!
Free at last!

Ha ha ha!

GIRLS: Bye, Mojo! Bye!

Thanks for all the fun!

Girls, what are you
doing outside?

We were, uh, just saying
good night to the baby-sitter.

Oh, my little angels.

But it's time
for bed now.

NARRATOR:
♪ If I were a narrator ♪

♪ I'd end this show ♪

And so once again,
the day is saved,

thanks to the Powerpuff Girls!

♪ Blossom,
commander and the leader ♪

♪ Bubbles,
she is the joy and the laughter ♪

♪ Buttercup,
she's the toughest fighter ♪

♪ Powerpuffs save the day ♪

♪ Fighting crime ♪

♪ Trying to ♪

♪ Save the world ♪

♪ Here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ The Powerpuff Girls ♪

♪ Fighting crime ♪

♪ Trying to
save the world ♪

♪ Here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ The Powerpuff Girls ♪

Powerpuff!