05x09 - Rupert and the Water Works

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Yahoo!

Whee!

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Mmm.

Hmmm...

Gregory, that's terrific!

You really like it?

It's so life-like

I almost expect to hear it say "meow."

(Laughing)

Mine looks more like a bumblebee than a plane.

Could you give me a hand with it? Alright!

(Laughing)

This is the best drawing I've ever done.

Thanks!

Hey, where's my orange chalk?

(Laughing)

A perfect likeness, Freddy.

Yeah, he's so lifelike,

I'd almost expect him to say, "duh."

(Laughing)

Very funny, you two.

Wait, something's missing.

There.

It's Rupert the dunce!

No, Freddy, Rupert the clown!

(Laughing)

Um, if you're finished, can I please have my chalk back?

Oh, sure, Gregory, if you can catch it!

Oh! Huh?

My chalk!

Butterfingers!

Am not!

You made a lousy throw.

Very clever, Freddy.

Now look what you've done!

What's the problem?

We only borrowed one piece of chalk,

and now he's got dozens!

(Laughing)

(Bell clanging)

(Thunder breaking)

I wish I could stand up to those Fox twins

the way you do, Rupert.

Oh, there's nothing so great about that, Gregory.

I wish I could draw as well as you do.

Now that's a real talent.

(Thunder breaking)

Awww.

The rain will wash away my Tabby Cat,

and I didn't even get a chance to give her a tail.

That is a shame,

but I won't be sorry to see him go.

(Bell ringing)

Coming, Doctor Chimp!

(Thunder breaking)

Meow.

(Laughing)

Meow.

Meow.

(Thunder breaking)

Rupert, Gregory,

would you take these outside

and give them a good clapping?

The rest of you, open your Atlases

to "Ocean Currents."

(Groaning)

(Laughing)

(Coughing)

Meow.

(Gasping)

Rupert! It-it's Tabby!

Amazing!

I know I said your sketch was life-like,

but I had no idea it was this life-like!

Meow.

I think she wants a tail.

Meow.

There!

If I wasn't out of chalk, I could add some stripes.

Meow.

I don't remember anyone drawing a door.

I don't know, Rupert.

Drawings coming to life? Doors that lead to nowhere?

You're right, Gregory. This calls for a closer look.

Actually, I was thinking more of

running away.

It's spooky in here.

Now, now,

you shouldn't go rushing to conclusions that way,

young fellow.

Oh, hello.

Could you tell us where we are?

This is the Land of Chalk Drawings.

The Land of Chalk Drawings?

It's the place all of us drawings go

once people are finished with us.

Fantastic!

Let's take a look around!


(Groaning)

Ah! Hey!

(Laughing)

It's the Foxes' drawing!

(Blowing raspberries)

(Laughing)

That's enough excitement for me, Rupert.

I'm going back to... back to...

What!?

The door! It's gone! What are we going to do!?

There's bound to be another way out.

Let's ask for directions.

Excuse me!

Could you please show us the best way out of here?

Way out?

Why, as anyone knows,

there is no way out.

What!?

Although, I suppose you

could always draw your way out.

Great! I'll draw the best door you've ever seen!

Where do I get some chalk?

Well, now,

that will be a problem.

(Moaning)

There's a rule here, in Chalkland,

absolutely no chalk allowed.

No chalk at all!?

Well, you can imagine what chaos there'd be

if folks went about drawing willy nilly

all over the place.

(Laughing)

Watch out!

(Blowing raspberries)

(Laughing)

We've got to catch that prankster!

His piece of chalk may be our only way out of here!

(Gulping)

Okay, if you think it's the only way.

Come on!

There's Ottoline's butterfly!

And that looks like Podgy's work.

(Laughing)

(Laughing)

(Laughing)

There he goes!

(Gasping) Umph!

Tabby!

Meow.

What's the matter?

You're not afraid of me, are you?

Meow!

That-that clown.

Look what he's done!

Poor Tabby. There, there,

Don't worry. We can fix this.

Meow! Meow.

Meow.

Meow.

(Laughing)

Come back here!

(Train bell ringing)

Wooo! Wooo!

I'll spend the rest of my days behind schedule!

(Huffing)

Whoa!

Try hauling these around! They weigh a ton!

Whoa! Oof!

Hey, it's him!

The wise guy in the yellow scarf!

Me?

But I'm not... yeow!

Quite the little joker, huh!?

Well, you'd better stay clear of my steam ports

or I'll warm your bottom proper!

I think you're mistaking me for someone else.

This is the real Rupert,

the one you want is just a goofy drawing.

You can't fool us!

Yeah! We'd recognize him anywhere!

Maybe this will convince you I'm--

Ahhh!

Please, please don't rub us out!

(Laughing)

(Laughing)

(Laughing)

Leapin' locomotives!

You're right! There is two of you!

(Laughing)

Let's get him!

Ooh, he's getting away!

We'll catch him on this.

Yikes! Whoa!

Make... it... stop... Ru... pert!

Oh, no!

Oh, let me guess...

no brakes!

Ahhh!

Whoa!

Whoaaa!


c*ck-a-doodle-do!

Baaa!

Oooh.

You seem to get plenty of bruises

practicing this bravery business.

So there ya are, ya scallywag!

Uh-oh, here we go again!

Caught ye in the act!

Come back for more o' yer silly chalk tricks,

have ye?

But it wasn't me!

Ha! Ye can't fool me, ya young jackanapes!

I'd recognize ye anywheres!

Hmph! Must think I was drawn yesterday.

Moo!

Ah! My barn!

And my fence!

I'll set the law on ye,

ya prank playing whipper snappers!

(Sighing)

I don't think he believed us.

Well, in any case,

we'd better clip these cow's wings

before they do any more damage.

(Mooing)

Aah. Well, this is the last one.

Reach for the sky, Varmints!

Hey! But you've got the wrong person!

Let Rupert go!

Hit the dirt!

That desperado's gonna rub us out!

Moo! Ah!

Rupert!

Whoaaa!

Hey! Where're ye goin' with ol' Buttercup!?

Reckon I'm gonna need help to hogtie these chalk rustlers!

Better draw up a posse!

Moo!

Ahh, I don't like heights, Rupert.

Alright, Gregory.

Just keep your eyes closed.

I'll do all the looking down.

We've got to find that clown

before he causes any more trouble.

Not to mention before he uses up all the chalk!

(Laughing)

There he is!

(Laughing)

Dive!

Whoa!

Where's he going?

There's one way to find out.

Duck!

Rupert, we're home!

Whoaaa, Buttercup!

(Laughing)

Good girl!

I think you've had enough excitement for one day,

haven't you, girl?

I've had enough excitement for a whole lifetime!

(Laughing)

Uh-oh!

I'm afraid the excitement isn't over yet.

(Groaning)

Moo!

(Chug boat tooting)

(Whistling)

Rupert?

We'll get them, Constable Growler!

Whoa!

Great Scott! Two Ruperts?

Sorry! I'll explain later!

Now, where did he go?

Yaaa!

(Laughing)

That does it!

And you're going to be next if you don't start behaving!

(Laughing)

Think it's time I got a pair of those myself!

This way, everybody! In you go!

Shoo! This way!

(Laughing)

And don't come back!

Time to go home, girl. In you go.

Good-bye, Buttercup.

Phew! I'll be glad to close the door

on this crazy adventure.

Ahhh!

(Laughing)

Gregory, wait!

He's still got the chalk!

We can't let him run wild in there!

The other drawings are helpless!

We've got to-- I know, I know.

(Sighing)

... Help.

Ah!

You'd think he'd come up with something new.

Don't forget, he was drawn by Freddy and Ferdy.

(Laughing)


(Laughing)

Ahh!

It was him all along.

We'll see if anyone's spotted him.

Excuse me?

We're looking for a... Uh-oh!

Apparently you've met him.

It's them! The scribblers!

Yeah! I'd recognize him anywhere!

"There'z" a reward! "Let'z" get 'em!

Wait! It's all a big mistake! We can explain!

That's right! See,

we've come to...

Ah!

... help.

"It'z" a wipe out! Run for your "livez"!

Ah!

Sorry.

(Laughing)

(Laughing)

Ooh, we'll never catch him now!

Yee-ha!

Especially if they catch us first!

Moo!

Buttercup!

We got 'em cornered men!

Let's hogtie those desperados!

Moo!

Dadgummit! Hornswoggled again.

Reckon we'll need ta call out the air force!

There he is!

(Laughing)

Yikes!

Atta girl, Buttercup!

Reinforcements!

More like law enforcement!

We're the ones they're after!

Hold tight!

Whoa!

(Whispering) We lost them.

Moo!

We'd better find a safe hideout.

Poor old Buttercup needs a rest.

Even if we do find that clown again,

what if he's used up all his chalk?

(Laughing)

Now what's he up to!?

I don't know about him,

but I know what they're up to!

We're really trapped this time!

(Laughing)

Uh-oh!

He's just drawing a silly face...

and jagged teeth... and legs,

and a tail...

And we're on its back!

(Growling)

Whoa!

Help!

It eats chalk!

He'll devour all of Chalkland!

(Laughing)

(Growling)

Huh?

(Growling)

(Frightened whining)

Blisterin' tumbleweeds!

(Growling)

(Growling)

Thunderin' longhorns! Run fer yer lives!

Ah!

Ready, Gregory?

Not really, but let's do it, Rupert.

(Whistling)

Moo!

Hi-h*, Buttercup! Away!

Moo!

We need the chalk, now!

Well, slap my britches! There are two of ya!

(Growling)

Huh?

(Growling)

Eek!

Moo!

(Growling)

Quick! Draw a giant plate of spaghetti!

Hooray! Give me the end!

Rupert!

Is this such a good idea!?

I hope so!

(Growling)

Now for the tricky part.

(Growling)

Careful.

You did it, Rupert!

We did it, Gregory.

I couldn't have done it without you.

Gosh, thanks.

I don't think this beast will ever mess

with Gregory Guinea Pig again.


(Laughing)

And this here varmint won't be messin'

with chalk again, neither!

(Embarrassed laughing)

Ooh.

Well, now,

that's a mighty fine rooster, Gregory.

Thanks.

Not much left.

It'll have to be a small door.

Whew! There's a sight for sore eyes.

Going so soon?

We've already been home once.

And then we came back.

And now we're going home again.

Better take my advice

and slow down a bit, young fellas.

A person can't be two places at once, you know.

I suppose that's right,

unless...

there's two of you.

(Laughing)

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