01x33 - #AllyCat

[bunniefuu]

[theme song playing]

♪ When super me
Becomes super we ♪

♪ Suddenly, magically
Pretty automatically ♪

♪ Crushing it side by side

♪ Look out, world
We're Super Hero Girls ♪

♪ Now that we're together
Gonna get that super life! ♪

♪ Wow! ♪

[helicopter whirring]

Mr. Luthor. Welcome.
It's an honor.

Are we ready?

Whenever you are, sir.

Activate The Lexcavator!

Uh, you know,
if it were up to me,

I'd just
blow the whole thing to bits.

[laughs]

But I guess this works too.

[blows]

I told the British government
that if I was going to

dig under Stonehenge,

I insisted we do it without damaging the monument.

Ah, man, Lex Luthor.

What a guy.

You know, I've been searching for
this particular text for years.

I hope
the knowledge it contains

will help make the world
a better place.

[spits]

Lex Luthor just found
the Book of Eternity!

The what of what now?

The Book of Eternity.

The great wizard Merlin

wrote it over 1,500 years ago.

It gives whoever holds it
the power to know,

and thereby control,
the future.

The Ancients buried it
under Stonehenge

to keep it out of
the hands of mortals.

Nobody should have that book!

Not even a kind-hearted
philanthropist like Lex Luthor?

No. Not even Lex Luthor.

So what are we gonna do,
ask for it nicely?

He just spent a fortune
to get that thing.

Well, he can't keep it,
it's too dangerous.

Guess we'll just have to sneak
into Lexcorp Tower and take it.

You want us to commit a crime.

No. Stealing a car is a crime.

This is friends coming together
to pull off a complicated plan

that's legally dubious
but morally correct

while trading banter and wearing
cool outfits, all to awesome music!

This...

is a heist.

Heist! Heist! Heist! Heist!

No?

Assuming this is
the course of action we choose,

where would we even begin?

I was born for this, you guys!

I have plans,
gadgets, disguises.

I mean, I'm supposed to go to my
grandma's in Gotham this weekend,

but I'm sure
I can get out of that.

[car engine revving]

Does anyone know someone else
who can help us break into

the most heavily fortified, technologically
advanced building in the world?

Um, I might.

[Catwoman] Purrfect.

[Catwoman exclaims]

[grunts]

Fine.

Go ahead, take me in

so I can start working
on my escape plan.

We're not taking you to jail.

Yet.

We have a proposition for you.

You will help us
infiltrate Lexcorp

and recover an item
of great importance.

If you do this,
we will let you go.

But if you don't, boom,
straight to the slammer.

Wait, I'm being blackmailed?

By the Super Hero Girls?

It is not blackmail!

We are simply
using your situation

to make you do something
you would not usually do.

Sweetie, that is
the definition of blackmail.

I love it! I'm in.

All right, listen up.
Here's our plan.

The book is being kept
in Lex's private suite.

The only way in is
with Lex's private elevator.

The elevator itself is protected
by a security guard and camera.

We'll need to get past those.

We'll also need
Lex's personal keycard.

His thumbprint. And his voice.

Lex. Rules.

[Catwoman] Thanks to Zatanna,

we have tickets to Lex's charity gala tomorrow.

We'll arrive at 8:00 p.m. sharp
in dresses and disguises.

We will look spectacular.

Then the fun begins.

[Bumblebee buzzing]

[beeping]

[both laughing]

[Lex Luthor]
Oh, I'm funny. [laughs]

[glass breaks]

[cracks knuckles]

- [grunting]
- [guests gasping and screaming]

[beeping]

[Lex Luthor's recorded voice]
Lex. Rules.

And that's our plan.

Now we just have to do it
for real.

- [all talking at once]
- Oh, yeah.

- That sounds easy.
- It's wonderful.

We are gonna look so cool!

[groans]

- [clears throat]
- Shall we?

[Karen grunts]

[groans] Uh! Uh, guys,

I may need a moment.

A fine start.

Okay, keep things moving.

Assume your positions.

[laughs]

Hey there.

Oh, so where was I?

- Excuse me. Hi. Hello?
- Oh, that's right. I was about 1,500 push-ups in

when I realized, you know what,
I might just be pushing it...

- [grunts]
- I am most sorry.

Excuse me. [groans]

I have it.

Finally.

At least someone is doing
their job.

[Diana] I am mistaken.

This is a library card.

Did you know Lex's
middle name is Joseph?

- Um, hi. Uh, sorry.
- ...realized, you know what, I might be pushing it just...

- Excuse me!
- [Lex Luthor laughing]

[Zatanna chanting spell]

Can I help you with something?

Uh, yeah. You can.

You know, it is very rude to ignore
someone who's trying to talk to you,

especially when they are like
way out of your league.

- Yes! [gasps]
- [shattering]

Uh, Catwoman, small problem.

[guests gasping and screaming]

What are you doing?

You're not supposed to start
the fight yet!

I wasn't trying to.

Some of the guests here just think
they're better than other people.

- [man groans]
- We're cool. We're cool.

[Bumblebee] Come in, Catwoman.

I'm almost...

[grunts]

...free!

Yeah!

[low growl]

[Bumblebee screaming]

Well, this has
been enchanting, but...

Wait! What's your name?

You know it's Lex.

And what do you get in trouble
for breaking?

- Laws?
- No, not that, I mean...

- [grunts]
- What the...

I am so sorry!

Uh, my vision is
most clouded this evening!

[chuckles]

This says
it is a platinum card,

but it appears to be
made of plastic.

Ugh. Fine. Just try again.

No, look. All games have them?

Starts with an R?

Uh, regulations?

[Jessica] I'll take that!

[sighs]

[groans]

- [rock music playing]
- Ugh! Can you just say...

Uh, hold on.

This song rules.

[grunts]

Again?

You must think me cursed
with clumsiness.

Who invited you anyway?

Huh?

No. No, no, no. Wait.

[Zatanna] Too late.
Lex is onto us!

Supergirl! Distraction, now!

Hey, hey, meathead!
Where'd you get your face?

The ugly store?

Oh, oh, I'm so sorry.

Uh, did I do
something to offend you?

If so, please, please just let
me know how to make it right.

Seriously?

Excuse me!
You're not allowed to...

[groans]

[groans]

You are, without a doubt,

the most incompetent, bumbling,

half-witted crooks
I've ever worked with!

It is pure dumb luck that every
part of this plan still worked.

[Bumblebee] Uh...
[chuckles nervously]

Not every part.

[gasps]

[guard groans]

I like that trick.

[groans]

[Lex Luthor's recorded voice]
Lex. Rules.

[Super Hero Girls chattering]

All right, everybody decent?

Secret identities safe?

- [Wonder Woman] Yep.
- [Bumblebee] You got it.

- [Supergirl] Good to go.
- [Zatanna] I am decent.

[all groan]

[all gasp]

[Green Lantern]
What is all this creepy stuff?

[Bumblebee] Uh, guys,

could Lex Luthor be evil?

[Lex Luthor]
You might say that.

But I prefer
the term "visionary."

I don't know, that chair spin
definitely reads "evil."

Relinquish the book,
Lex Luthor!

[laughs] Yeah.
I don't think so.

Very well.

Then prepare to face...

Hold on a sec.

There's one part of the plan
I left out.

The part where I betray you.

Ooh, you should've
seen that coming.

[all gasp]