01x13 - Party Night/The Mask of Braino

[bunniefuu]

What do you want to do today?The same

thing we do every day, Pinky. Endure

Elmira, then try to take over the world.

The

situation's changed for Pinky and the

brain. No laboratory

alone in the rain, and someone's

looking round for where they might be

found. It's Pinky or Pinky and the

Brain Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain,

Brain, Brain, Brain.

Trapped inside a store, a girl ran in the

door. She bought a discount turtle

but ended up with more. Now Pinky

and the Brain share a new domain.

It's what the network wants. They bother

to complain The earth remains a goal

Some things they can't control They're

pinky Elmira and the brain, brain

I deeply present this

Trolls! Mousie!

Summertime is here, away we go Don't you

know now, don't you know howCrank a

party up, we're all gone home Getting

down out, to the ground out Love is in

the air So is pollen Love will make you

cry So appalling Love can make you

happy Pollen can't do

that Don't you know summertime

is here Don't you know now Don't you know

now Summertime is here

Wait, let's get you with cranky

big ads. Bye-bye. Oh,

congratulations, Brain. You've won

another round in a happy bottling game.

What a lasting sense of accomplishment.

Now that school's out, we can look

forward to lots of new Elmira games. If

we don't find something to occupy the big

oaf, this will be a long, hot, painful

summer. Oh, a party, Marty.

You're my best friend forever, Vanity.

Of course I am. I want you by my side the

whole evening so I'll it twice as radiant

for Andy. I want to look radiant, too,

for Rudy Rudy. Oh,

I don't think Rudy would be comfortable

at my party. I mean, our house is so neat

and clean. But, Beverly,

I can't go to a party without my Rudy.

Oh, please, please, please say he'll be

there, please! Sure,

Elmira. I'll just dash next door and make

sure Rudy has an invite. Bye! See you

Saturday! Tell Rudy he's my big rolly

moon of fun!Of course, there are all

kinds of ways to invite someone.

Once my tests are complete, we shall

build a scale model of the Omni Extractor

and set it up at the ocean. But, Brain,

what's the point of extracting sea water

from gold?Pay attention, Pinky, as I

have explained in painful detail.

I got to look good.

Elmira's going to a party. Lucky, huh

Zort. Splendid. That should easily keep

the great Clod busy for days. Pinky, our

luck is changing. Oh, what do you

know?Barbie's having a party at her dream

house. Yeah, I'll go. Elmira will

be so pleased. She can't wait to hug and

kiss you in front of everybody.

And my parents will be happy 'cause with

you there, they won't have to hire a

clown. Bye, Rudy. See you Saturday, okay?

Real funny smart talk. You can stick your

party in a gopher hole.

I love planning social occasions.

Going to a party with my Rudy Bear Got a

head like a bucket but I don't care

When Rudy's around my heart goes dump

People say he's crazy, he's a lovable

lump Yes, he's my honeyI do

declare going to a party with my

Rudy Bear.

Hey, open the window!

A dream come true.

Hi, Rudy Tooty Looty Smooty Hooty.

What you eating?Ice stew. I keep a

couple cans in the freezer for hot days.

Hey, you going to Vanity's party?Why,

yes, I am.

I'll give you five bucks if you put a

dead rat in the potato salad. I already

got the rat. But Rudy, Rudy, aren't you

going?Vanity's a jerk. I don't want to go

to her dumb party. Where's those talking

mice?

Now you got something to talk about. I

gotta go get another can of ice stew. See

ya. But Rudy, what about the party?

I told ya, I'm not going nowhere,

especially with you.

Stop crying. Go to the party without him.

You'll have a better time, believe me.

It's not the same.

Uh, what a mess. On top of this, we have

to listen to Elmira's forlorn baying.

Brain, couldn't we do something to get

Rudy to the party?We could say they're

giving away Claymore Mines as a door

prize. Other than that, I draw a blank.

You know, Brain, Rudy would go to the

party if Patty Anne

asks him. Have you ingested zinc?

I only wish to rule the world, not solve

everybody's personal problems. You're my

brain. I guess Elmira will just have to

cry and cry and cry.

Are you going to keep that up all summer?

Yes. Ohh

My life is like a box of decayed

chocolates. Come, Pinky.

Elmira, stop crying. I happen to

know that Rudy was only...

kidding. He actually will be at Vanity's

party. Do you mean it,

Rudy Bighead?As much as I mean anything.

I'm so half-half-happy,

my Rudy, Rudy's coming to the party

to see me. Great.

You are such an old softy brain.

Old easy, soft, Mr. Softy brain. Mr.

Mushy soft, old easy cake.

Softy soft brain. Softy old.

Stop or I shall hurl myself upon you in

Vesuvian fury. Cake. No.

Oh, I so love a party. You won't be there

long. We should deliver Rudy and then

flee. And that will be that.

I lined my pockets with

plastic. That way I can take home plenty

of free chow. Smart, huh,

Patty Ann?Could you get me a soda?My

throat is parched with girlish

excitement. Oh, sure thing. I could

use a little grub myself. Mission

accomplished, Brian?Yes. Now we'll

just-- oh, drat. Hi, Pinky.

So, Patty Ann, I haven't seen you since

the meat festival. Where have you been

keeping that little walnut head of yours?

I've been busy purchasing dreamy

undergarments. Oh, Elmira, look

who just showed up with Rudy. Oh, that

jaboozle. I've

had it with you, Patty Ann, you low

thing. Elmira, Rudy wanted to

surprise you. Girls fighting over

Rudy. This is just too much. Ohh But

Rudy likes you. He thinks you're very

loud and refreshing. This crumble tastes

pretty good later on tonight.

Hi, Rudy baby. Aw,

man.

Ah Hey, Vanity, you look like Cowlop,

Chuck.

Food fight!

Now you have something to talk about. Uh,

that was a really

fun party, Rudy Groody.

Oh yeah, I had a blast. Can I

walk home with you, my round planet of

love?I guess. Just don't get weird on

me. Whatever you say, baby.

Oh, isn't that sweet?It's not much, but

I sense it will do for tonight. Brain, do

you think we learned an important lesson

about relationships and being popular and

peer pressure?No, I don't believe we did.

Phew, that's good. We did learn that

human desire is a powerful motivation, a

fact that will serve us well tomorrow.

What are we going to do tomorrow, Brain?

The same thing we do every day, Pinky.

Soak our outfit in warm water and bleach,

then try to take over the world. The

Pinky, Elmira, and the Brave Don't you

know how brave Don't you know how brave

On a dog who's a cat, rides a hero

who's called Brain.

Bad guys, he will scare if he

can get them to care. And nobody

knows his neighbor.

Braino, he looks so good in a cape.

Braino,

he made it out of a dress.

Braino. Traino.

Groucho. Harpo. Shapo.

Gumbo. Chico. Yo-yo.

Hello. Oh, oh, Oucho.

My name is Braino. I'm sorry, Brain, but

it's not a very good secret identity. I

mean, it's just your name with an O on

it. Even I figured it out. Well, I was

busy making the costume. I didn't have

time to think of anything better. I mean,

it sounds like a drain cleaner. And the

name of your loyal steed?Oh, please.

What's wrong with Senor Pusso Wusso?It's

Spanish for Mr. p*ssy Wussy.

My horse's name is Veronica. Zort. She

has wavy rooted hair. We can argue about

this later. Right now we have to put my

plan into action. Now go do something

bad and I shall leap to the rescue and

stop you, thereby spreading my thing.

Oh, the pinko

bandito. I've stolen this grape from off

the sidewalk. You can't stop me, coppers.

And now I'm taking this gum.

Is that it?Maybe not. Power and fear,

evildoer.

Braino is here. Oh no,

it's Drano. That's Braino.

Braino Stefanovic.

No, just Braino. Now hand

over those ill-gotten gains. But all I've

got is this grape. Give me that.

Lo, I have stopped this foul deed and I

am returning this plundered good. I don't

want that. It fell on the sidewalk.

Your gratitude is not necessary, humble

shopkeep, for I am Braino,

righter of wrongs, protector of the

innocent. And he dissolves greasy clogs

fast. Hey,

you owe me a quarter for that nectarine.

I'm afraid I'm not carrying any change.

Why, you. Uh, yon comes my

faithful steed.

And Braino was his

name. Oh, Braino, he can't

stop guys who are bad. Braino,

he makes the shopkeepers mad.

If you would take this more seriously,

Pinky, I might be more successful. What

do you think of these sequence?Maybe you

should try coming up with one of your

more sciency plans, Brain. You're not

really the masked hero type. What?

Well, you know, you're more of a thinker

or something. You will eat those words

once the populace is dazzled by my new

swashbuckling costume.

Costuming?Is it darling dress up time?Oh,

no. Brain's just pretending to be a drain

cleaner. And you're pretending to be a

sentient being and barely succeeding.

Cranky Big Head Mouth eats the stinkin'

and naughty potty things, and hiddies to

get his mouth washed out with soup. No,

you'll ruin my masked hero outfit. You're

playing masked hero?I'm not playing

anything. I am a masked hero.

I want to be a masked hero, too. You

can't be a masked hero. You don't have a

mask. Oh, yeah?Here.

I'm underwear head.

Ooh, underwear head. Now there's a good

hero name. Nuff! What?You

think that's a better name than Drano?I

mean, Brano?Oh, yes, it's very creative.

And I shall be her sidekick. Sidekick

guy! You know, Pinky, I think you need a

sidekick. Really?Yes.

You're right. Yay!

Underwear head defeats Drano. Now

I'm off to make the world safe for

underwears. Yay! Underwear head!

Underwear head! Underwear

head! My

name is Brano.

Hiding her hair. Need her pink underwear.

But she can't see where she's going! I

knew her head! I knew her head! I knew

her head! And shark can go!

Stop! Stop

He stole my purse!

Ohh That's him, officer. And that little

girl stopped him. I knew her head!

You're going to jail, and you're a

hero!I'm Underwear Head.

Here's a shiny quarter. And this is the

little masked hero who stopped the thief.

I'm Underwear Head. I have a shiny

quarter. That should have been me, Pinky.

I must prove that I am the greatest

masked hero. It is time the public met

the new, improved Braino. Now we're

scrubbing bubbles.

Stop right there. Can you not read

yon signs, Scofflaw?You have 11

items when the limit is clearly 10. Who

do you think you are?I am the righter of

wrongs, the protector of the innocent. I

am. Hey,

Christ check. I am not an item.

I am Brano. Drano



We're being robbed. I knew

a head. I knew a head. Yay!

Who was that masked girl?Oh, that

was Underwear Head. Narf. Good name.

Underwear Head stopped another criminal.

But didn't you see what I did?No. That

man was trying to get through the 10

items or less line with 11 items.

Who cares?Why, that inconveniences

everyone in the store. Get

lost. But who do you think they passed

the cost on to?You, the consumer.

I'm Underwear Head.

I'm Underwear Head. I'm Underwear Head.

Brain-o is in pain-o.

If I am going to become the most

respected hero in this town, we shall

first have to discredit Underwear Head.

You know what to do, Pinky?Oh, yes,

Brain. 'Tres, I am Underwear

Head. And?

AndOh, yes. And I

have no respect for the norms and customs

of your society. Oh, I don't know,

Brainer. It doesn't really sound like

underwear head. That's all right. The

resemblance is uncanny. Now go and smash

that gazebo. I, Brainer, will be waiting

there to save the day. Right out. No.

I am underwear head. I have no

respect for the normal.

Oh, what was that?The drawers.

Oh, no, I've lost it.

Pinky, no. Turn right. Head for the

gazebo. I found a brain. Yay.

Zod. Or an underwear. And I

have no respect for the

normal costumes. You know, I

can't even read my own writing.

Oh, my.

Look, underwear head has saved the

gazebo. And stop the bad guy.

Good thing I wore clean underwear. You're

under arrest. Thanks, underwear head.

No, no, noI'm supposed to save the

day. That's not even the real underwear

head. Look, here comes the real.

Underwear head! Underwear head! Hey,

there's that masked nectarine vandal. He

owes me a quarter. A quarter?I got a

shiny quarter. You can have it, Mr.

Fruity Man. Why, thank you, underwear

head. You certainly are a fine,

upstanding masked hero. I'm underwearhead!

That does it. Braino is getting out of

the masked hero business. Good move,

Brain. Leave it to your betters. Come,

Senor Pusso Wusso.

Let us return to our humble yet

frightening abode and prepare for

tomorrow. Why?What are we going to do

tomorrow?Pretend to be a heroic floor

wax?No, Pinky. We shall do the most

heroic thing of all. Try to take over the

world. Back to the house goes a sad

little mouse who was formerly known as

Drano. That's Grano.

He failed at his task, but he looked so

good in the mask. The pinky, the

brain and underwear head. Head, head,

head, head. I'm underwear head.