01x06 - Yule Be Sorry/How I Spent My Weekend

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What do you want to do today?The

same thing we do every day, Pinky.

Endure Elmira, then try to take over the

world. The

situation's changed for Pinky and the

brain. No laboratory

alone in the rain and someone's

looking round for where they might be

found. It's Pinky or Pinky and the

brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain,

brain, brain, brain

trapped inside a store. A girl ran in the

door. She bought a discount turtle, but

ended up with more. Now Pinky and the

brain share a new domain.

It's what the network wants. Why bother

to complain?The Earth remains a goal.

Some things they can't control. They're

Pinky, Elmira and the brain. Brain.

I deeply resent this. Trolls.

Mousies.

Then you can open her mouth and put an

orange in it.

Oh, that's a wonderful present, Elmira.

Look what Brain got me. Dirt and little

sticks. How did he know?Dirt.

Oh, Cranky Big Head Mousey is your

friendy Wendy. That's right. Hey, Brain,

I was showing Elmira your thoughtful

present. Drawers. Yes, whatever.

Some year this has been. Pinky, get

over here at once and assist me. But

Brain, we're playing with baby broccoli.

If you squeeze her hard enough, broccoli

comes straight out her nose. Very well.

I'm coming to seize you. It won't be

pleasant. A moment of your time, please.

Ow. Don't take Pinky. Big nose, cranky

big head. We're having Christmas fun.

And you should stay with us too. I have

news for you. Taking over the world is

not a union job with designated holidays.

Why not?Listen, you great towering

mullet. I have work to do, and I need

Pinky. Do you understand?You're just

a mean old ghost-head Scrooge.

Rubbish. I thought you were going to say

b*mb. Wrong again.

This model of my oxy-absorber will help

us iron out the design rough spots.

Grumpy, grumpy, grumpy, grumpy. What?

Nothing. When completed, I shall only

have to flick this switch and my oxy

absorber will draw oxygen out of the air,

causing the entire planet to fall asleep.

Taking over the world will be a snap,

provided we remember to hold our breath.

Unfortunately, its range is limited to a



We shall have to improve that.

Conditions here couldn't be more

primitive. I'd trade anything for a

brand new lab. Brain, are

you OK?You seem a bit

hostile and dangerous today. No,

Pinky, we're worse off than we ever were.

Driven from our lab, haunted by the

circle, hiding out in the room of Attila,

the little girl.

Another virtuoso performance by Elmira,

the prehistoric klutz. Oh, Brain.

I bet you'd like a nice bimble full of

ginger ale. Wouldn't that be tasty in

your big, smart tummy?No.

The bubbles do have a certain euphoric

effect. Oh, stop it, Pinky. Don't try and

wheedle me out of my mood. You are a big

part of the problem. Every time I need

you, I have to pry you away from Elmira.

Why can't you be more of a help?I'm

beginning to think I'd be better off

without you. Sorry, Brain,

I'll try and be more helpful. Oh, Mousey,

it's holiday fruitcake snack time.

If you

are

weak and Logie,

Omira shall pay for this affront. I'm

keen to help, Brain.

Well, Myra, look, I've

brought you a Christmas present. What is

it, Brandy?Big head?It's an elf

motel. There are several elves inside

right now. Just pick it up and look

through the round window.

Come out, happy little pointy heads.

Where are they, Brandy?You have to flick

the switch in the back. Then you'll be

able to see the elves inside playing

whist.

I think it's all broken. You do it.

No, there's a switch in back. It's the

only switch there is, you hapless troll.

Come down here and look in on the elves.

I'll flick the switch. That's OK, Brain.

I've got it.

Why can't you be more of a help?I'm

beginning to think I'd be better off

without you, without you, without you.

Can it be?Yes.

There's everything here I could possibly

need. Electron microscope, gas

spectrum analyzer, oscilloscope. Good

heavens, it is Christmas after all.

Pinky, have you seen it all?It's a dream

come true.

Pinky?

Pinky?

Pinky, come here at once or I shall cuff

you about.

Pinky?

Yes!Pinky, I've isolated

PGC 1A gene that is the activator of

thermogenesis. By combining this with

Pinky, is that you?

Snacky wacky time for Brandy Bighead.

It's all

Rudy.

Elmira, whatever you do,Don't

open that test tube.

Pretty bubbles.

Is there some way we might peacefully

coexist so that I may devote more time to

conquering the world?Hmm

Chalkypy! Don't you have any playmates?

Someone to occupy your time with?Nopey,

nopey, hopey, mopey,

zombey! You should be happy.

There's just you, brainy big head.

You and you alone,

forever and ever and ever

Whenever

I want baby, and want

it to come back.

Oh, hi, brain.

Pinky, stop that. I'm fine.

Oh, brain, brain, brain, brain. Oh,

you looked all funny and thinner. I

thought you were a goner. Troz.

Pinky, I just wish to say that if I

conquered the world and lost you as a

friend, I should have gained nothing.

That is a nice and good and sweet and

happy thing to say.

Please, let's try and avoid any more

mockish sentimentality. d*ck and

Bosie came back. It is a

real pleasure to be here.

Elmira, I wish you a Merry

Christmas and hope that the coming year

is filled with furry beasts and whatever

else your heart may desire. Within reason

and law. Merry Christmas,

Mr. Nudzo Cranky Head.

Pinky, come here. Right out, Brain. Ready

to work. It's Christmas. If you wish to

play with Elmira and her baby broccoli

doll, you go right ahead.

Thanks, Brain. But Are you sure you don't

need me?Believe me, my friend. You'll be

helping me more than you know. We can

commence work tomorrow. What are we going

to do tomorrow, Brain?The same thing we

do every day, Pinky. Overcome all

obstacles as we try to take over

the world.

How I Spent My Weekend

by Elmira. Once upon the

weekend, there was a beautiful little

girl named Elmira. That's me.

I'm so pretty. And she

lived in a beautiful little house with

lots of fuzzy wuzzies.

The fuzzy wuzzies loved Elmira

very much. One of her

fuzzy-wuzzies was a mousie with a big

hand. He was very cranky.

He always said things like... The square

fruit of the yuck stink potty word equals

the hypotamus of a whole bunch more yuck

stink potty words. Oh, yuck stink potty

mouth! Elmira had to wash his mouth out

with soap so that his words would be

clean and shiny.

Her other mousie had a big pilly nose.

What's that thing, Bike?No.

Let's play dollies. He was very

smart. Yes. Why can't you be smart like

me and play dolly dress-up games, too?I

know a better game. It's called What's

That on Your Head?Where?There.

Oh, ohh that's a fun game. Let's play

again. What's that on your head?

Well, there.

What's that on your end?Where?

There! Cranky big head mousey like to

dance and dance. I'm a

lovely little ballerina. Well, not

really. This weekend, he

was working on a big scary thingy.

That always makes him extra cranky. This

is a big scary thingy which I shall use

to take over the world, he said. Then she

asked, What does it do?Then he said,

It does big scary things. Then she asked,

What does it do?Then he said, It will

make people follow me. Then she asked,

What does it do?Then he gave her a

special present. We're being so

smart. Elmira, do you see that

shiny, happy light spot on the wall?

That's a magic doorway to bunny land.

Go, run, jump into the light.

Bunnies! Then Elmira

would play with the bunnies all day. La,

la, la, la, la, la, la, la,

la, la. Until it

was time for her to go back to her fuzzy

mousey friends. Cranky Big Head Mousey

would welcome her back with happy, lovey

words. Ugh, the oaf awakens.

Elmira saw that Cranky Big Head Mousey

built a giant robot man from things

around the house. This giant robot will

help me to do stuff like take over the

world and stuff. We can call him Roberto.

No, said funny Big Nose Mousey.

You are silly, Big Nose Mousey. I will

hurt you now, said Cranky Big HeadMousie.

But can't Roberto wear Dolly clothes?

Said Elmira. You would need a very

big Dolly clothes for Roberto. Oh,

you are very, very silly. You are making

my scary robot silly. I am so

cranky and yet you are all so silly

Willy. Now we must take my robot to

France or I will do my big scary plan

thingy and boy, oh boy, things will sure

get. Carry then. I am

Roberto. I will go to France.

But will you do a pretty dance?And then

Roberto danced and danced and danced.

I am a lovely robot ballerina.

Well, not really. What really happened

is Roberto grew really,

really big. Oh, my! And

then Roberto said... Hello.

I can fly. Silly big nose

mousey. Are you pondering what I'm

pondering?I think so. But where is a fish?

Oh, you silly Willy. Roberto can

fly us to France, but first he'll have to

have some pants. And so they gave

Roberto some lovely pants.

I like these pants. Let's go to

France. And sing a little song.

Roberto, Roberto, Roberto

Stop singing. Roberto the great big

robot We love him a whole lot

How he works we know not But he is

really big He flies to France He knows

how to dance He wears big pants He slaps

onHey. HeyHey

And he even danced with

ants in his pants. You

are silly.

And then we were in France. And the

France people said, Bonjour,

Roberto, and Roberto said,

Bonjour, France people, because

Roberto could speak France. And then the

France people said, do you want some

cheese with us?Because that's what France

people like most. Cheese.

Little do they know that I have built a

special beam into Roberto. It turns

cheese into something that France people

hate most. Soap?No, silly big-nose

mousey. It changes the cheese into stupid

American tourists. Then Cranky Mousey

pushed a big button on Roberto's head.

Oops. And it made a rake amount, and the

way turned the cheese into stupid

American tourists. Hi, Frenchy. Can

y'all show me the way to the Louvre?

Howdy, Pierre. How come y'all wear them

funny hats?Ah

Don't nobody talk American around here.

This made cranky Big Head Mosey very

happy. And he said...

But the France people were not laughing.

You France people must surrender all of

your France to me. Or you will never have

any more cheese which you love so much,

you France people. So they called out the

king of cheese.

I am the king. Of cheese!

Hey, that Garson put snails on the plate.

Oh no, what is it being?Stop

already with the ray and the tourists and

the robot. It's hurting! And

cranky big head Mousey said...

And silly big nose Mousey said...

Ooh la la, lizard, li nut.

And Lance said... Hello. Who

am I?And then the King of Cheese said...

Ooh, we have our own France ways of

dealing with a bad mouse like you and

your robot named Roberto. Hey,

Lady Robot! I am so

very bored being a France robot

lady.

Why don't you turn all the tourists back

into cheese?And take me to the

Robot Kasbah, baby. Oui,

oui! And Roberto and the lady

robot fell himself,

'cause France is the city of love.

And Roberto turned all the tourists back

into cheese. Hey, what gives?

I'm a cheese. And then they got

married, and we took pictures,

and they flew off together to the Robot

Kasbah on Mars.

Roberto and Lady Robot, they loved each

other a whole lot. He thought that she

was so hot, and Frankie Mousie was mad.

Together they went, away they fled,

Mousie was red, he had a big hand, his

big hand was red, and here's what he

said! Stop,

Roberto. You are a bad, bad robot.

I am always failing, but I never give up.

Zord. That is why everyone likes you.

Now we must go back and get ready to be

silly tomorrow when more silly Willy

things will happen. Boy, oh boy. What

silly Willy things will happen then,

cranky big head mousy?Oh, you know, all

those silly Willy things we do. Like

Mousy Ballet. Yes, I'm a

lovely little ballerina. Well, not

really, but that's mostly. I know I spent

my weekend. Ahem.

Elmira, you were supposed to write about

what really happened this weekend. But

Mrs. It's Tibby. Next time, try

not to exaggerate.

Yay!

I'm here for my photos. Here you

go. Thanks, Lance. Bye.

Oh, doesn't Lady Robot look ravishing in

white?And Roberto so

handsome he went to me all dressed up.

It's so romantic. Let's sing a

song. Oh, let's not.

Roberto and Lady Robot, they love each

other a whole lot. Hey, did it happen?We

know not their pinky. Roberto, Lady

Robot, Elmira and the Brain, Brain,

Brain, Brain, Brain.