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04x07 - A Day with Dad

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Bobby's World". Aired: September 8, 1990 – February 23, 1998.*
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Series follows the daily life of Bobby Generic, with his very overactive imagination and how he sees the world.

04x07 - A Day with Dad

Post by bunniefuu »

Well, Bobby, another great show.



Tell them about it.



-Ladies and gentlemen,

this is Little Richard!

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]



Wop bop-a-loo-mop a lop bam-boo!



Whooooo!



-He will not be in today's show.



[THEME MUSIC]



BROCK [ON TV]: All right,

Squash, say your prayers!

[EVIL LAUGHTER]



-Come on, Captain

Squash, get him!

BROCK [ON TV]: You're headed

for the last salad bar, Squash!

[EVIL LAUGHTER]



-You'll never get

away with it, Broc!

-I already have!



And with the doomsday

machine, I'll

turn earth into a

fly-infested compost heap!

[EVIL LAUGHTER]



-Look, Roger!



They're falling out of orbit!



CAPTAIN SQUASH [ON TV]: Oh, no!



We're falling out of orbit!



-We've seen this one before.



ANNOUNCER [ON TV]: Stay tuned

for the exciting conclusion

of the adventures

of Captain Squash!

Brought to you by Peter Potter--



BOBBY AND TV

ANNOUNCER: the wizard

of handy household gadgets!



-Yay!



He's the guy who invented

"Socks in a Can,"

Uncle Ted's favorite thing

to get as a wedding present.

Yay!



AUDIENCE [ON TV]: Ooh!



Ahh!



PETER POTTER [ON TV]: You say

your husband forgot to tell you

the boss was coming

for dinner, huh?

You say the flower

arrangement you bought

for Junior's bar mitzvah

has seen better days?

I say--



BOBBY AND TV AUDIENCE:

Nooo problem!

With the Peter Potter

perfect processor,

just set the dial to

the garnish setting--

-Here comes the

best part, Webbly!

PETER POTTER [ON TV]: --add your

vegetables and flip the switch.

In just seconds, you'll have a

veritable cornucopia of flowers

for that perfect table setting.



AUDIENCE [ON TV]: Ooh!



-Wow!



I don't know what a terrible

cornucopia is, but I want one!

PETER POTTER [ON TV]:

And that's not all!

What would you say if I told you

that if you act right now, you

not only get the

perfect processor,

but I'll throw in,

absolutely free of charge--

BOBBY AND PETER

POTTER [ON TV]: Peter

Potter's Portable Soda Jerk!



PETER POTTER [ON TV]:

Just add powdered milk,

powdered chocolate,

and powdered limitation

Maraschino cherries

and power up!

BOBBY AND PETER

POTTER [ON TV]: Why,

you'll have a

mountain of sundaes!

-Ruff!



-Wow!



If I had Peter

Potter's gadgets, I

bet I could save Captain Squash!



[ALARM]



-I'll save you, Captain Squash!



Ah!



Ooh!



Eeh!



Uuh!



Ah!



Ugh!



I've only got my shirt.



CAPTAIN SQUASH [ON TV]: Quick

thinking, Co-Pilot Bobby!

[BOING!]



CAPTAIN SQUASH [ON TV]:

Bobby, the Doomsday Ray

has robbed me of my superpowers!



I can't fly!



-Nooo problem!



We'll just use Peter Potter's

incredible "Socks in a Can"!

CAPTAIN SQUASH [ON TV]:

We're too late, Bobby.

Planet earth is doomed.



BOBBY: Nooo problem!



If we act now, we can use Peter

Potter's Portable Soda Jerk.

Why, we'll have a

mountain of sundaes!

CAPTAIN SQUASH [ON

TV]: This is amazing!

-And that's not all!



What would you say if I told

you, look out, Captain Squash!

CAPTAIN SQUASH [ON TV]:

I'd say, Aaaaaaaaah!

BROC [ON TV]: One false move,

and it's showtime Squash!

-But wait.



That's not all.



BROCK [ON TV]: Noooooo!



ANNOUNCER [ON TV]: Well,

Bobby, for saving the world,

I'm going to take you to--



PETER POTTER [ON

TV]: That's right!

Legumeland!



I'll be there in

person this afternoon!

-Legumeland!



Maybe my dad will take me!



I'm almost ready to power up!



Help!



-H--hold up here.



For the-- Bobby,

what's going on here?

[COUGHING]



Bobby, maybe you should spend

some time with your father.

-That means I don't

have to help clean up.

-After we clean up this mess.



-I knew it was too

good to be true.

-Hey, there you are son.



I've got a big surprise

in store for you, today!

-You're going to take

me to Legumeland?

-Well, sure, I--I

guess we could do that.

But you know what we're

going to do first?

Uncle Ted's coming

over and we're

going to let you fix the

light switch in the bathroom!

-That's great, dad.



How come parents think if

they say a boring thing

real loud that it makes it fun?



Maybe helping dad and

Uncle Ted won't be so bad.

-Ah.



Ooh.



-Mm, I don't know.



-Dad, when are we going

to go to Legumeland?

-Oh, uh, w--we'll

go around 3 o'clock.

-Is it 3 o'clock yet?



HOWARD: No, son, n--not yet.



-Real electricians always

wear their pants like this.

-Yeah, yeah, I think

we're going to be

some electrical tape, Howard.



You know, safety first--

that sort of thing.

-Great!



That's a gr-- hey, Ted,

that's a great idea.

Now uh, where did

that darn tape get to?

-What's it look like, dad?



-Well, it's-- it's

black and shiny.

You think you can

find it for me, son?

-Nooo problem, dad!



Because I'm the

one that lost it.

I'm helping dad already!



Ah!



Ooh!



Ugh!



HOWARD: Bobby, what's

taking you so long, son?

-[MUFFLED] Coming, dad!



Ugh!



Aah!



I found it!



-Uh, gr-- great, Bobby.



But what we-- what we

really need is uh--

-Duh--



-Ted?



-Those pliers that

have a needle nose.

Needle nose pliers!



Needle nose pliers.



-That's it!

UNCLE TED: That'll do it.

HOWARD: Needle nose pliers.



UNCLE TED: Yeah, we'll

get this job done.

-I'll get them, dad!



What are they?



-Well, they're uh, they're--

they're kind of like scissors

with a long, pointy

nose on the end.

-Oh, you mean my wormhole maker!



I used them yesterday.



-That's great, Bobby.



Why don't you go find my pliers?



-This is great!



Dad and Uncle Ted

really need me!

I'm going to get

those missing flyers.

Excuse me!



Are you my dad's missing flyers?



-No.



I'm just a guy looking

for the Bermuda Triangle.

-Not me.



My name's Amelia.



I'm not missing.



I'm just sort of lost.



[MUFFLED VOICE]



-Aaaaah!



Ooh!



These are my wormhole makers.



I wonder if dad can use them.



-I don't know, maybe it'll

just uh, fix itself, Howard.

-Is this what you needed, dad?



-Oh!



Oh, I--I-- I knew I

could count on you, son.

Uh--



-So, how are my heroes doing?



-We're doing great, mom!



-Oh uh, you know it,

Sis, a piece of cake.

-Yep, we'll be ready

to go just as soon

as we get the faceplate

off this switch.

Honey, do we have a

Phillips head screwdriver?

-Shouldn't Phillip

have his own head?

-Oh, Howard, I think you

broke the gee golly thing when

you and Ted put in

the garbage disposal.

-Oh yeah, th-- that's right.



Uh--



-I know-- light bulb

maybe Bobby can borrow one

from those nice new

neighbors down the block.

-Think you can handle it, Bobby?



-Oh, it's a big,

important job, Bob-O.

-You can count on me, fellas!



If I don't hurry, never have

time to get to Legumeland.

[HOWLING WIND]



[BARKING]



Mush!



If we don't get back with the

medicine before nightfall,

all is lost!



[GROWLING]



-Get away from us, you-- you--



-Hi, Bobby.



-Huh?



[DOG PANTING]



-I said, hi, Bobby.



-Oh, hi, Petey.



I came to borrow a Phillips

head on a screwdriver.

-I don't know any Phillip.



But let's ask my father.



He knows lots of stuff.



[COUGH]



-Wow!



Just like on the

Peter Potter Show!

[COUGH]



-Ah-choo!



-I wonder what they'd have to

do to make the garage door open.

-Come on, my dad's

in the basement.

Dad, Bobby wants

to borrow a-- um--

-A head!



Ph-- Phillip's head

on a screwdriver.

PETER POTTER : Glad you asked!



But why waste your time

with a screwdriver, when

you can have my

latest invention?

The Peter Potter

Pocket Carpenter!

It wrenches, it

drills, it hammers.

[SINGING] It hammers

in the morning,

it hammers in the evening.



BOBBY AND PETEY [SINGING]

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!



-Wow!



I've never seen one

of these in real life!

PETER POTTER : And

that's not all!

Act now, and I'll throw in,

absolutely free of charge,

the Peter Potter Sandwich Master

and Perfect Loaf Pocket Bakery!

Just plug it in, and

it'll do the rest.

And if you don't

believe me, just

come and say my

in-person demonstration

this afternoon at Legumeland.



-I-- I-- I can't believe it!



Your dad is Peter Potter?



PETER AND PETEY POTTER: Uh-huh.



-Wow!



UNCLE TED: Oh, now, no, now

[INAUDIBLE] to watch it there,

Howard, but y-y-you

don't want to crack it.

Yeah, once you crack the

cover on the light switch,

you got trouble.



-Ted, I am not going

to crack the cover.

I'm just going to pry

it loose so that I can--

-Hey, dad!



Look what I got from

Petey and his father!

-[BREATHLESS]

That's great, Bobby.

But did you get a screwdriver?



-I can do better than that!



Petey's pop is

Peter Potter, and he

gave us all this

really neat stuff.

And that's not all!



Petey's dad invited us to come

and see him at Leguuuumeland!

Is it time yet?



Can we go?



-Well, I-- I did

say we'd go at 3:00,

but-- Come on, dad, pleeease!



Petey wants to go, too.



Parents can never say no when

you have your friend with you.

-Well, I-- I suppose

it wouldn't hurt.

What do you think, Ted?



-Aw, go on.



I'll stay here and finish

fixing the light switch.

-Well, if you're sure

you can handle it, Ted.

-What, are you kidding?



I'm really good with my hands!



-I see.



-Yay!



Yay!



[INAUDIBLE] in Legumeland!



BOBBY: Are we there yet?



I'm a kid.



I have to ask that.



-Want to play Peter

Potter Pocket Pool, Bobby?

-Pocket Pool's my favorite!



-Me, first!



[RICOCHET]



-Ow!



You boys settle down right now.



Don't make me have

to come back there.

-Making your dad crazy is

the best part of car trips.

HOWARD: Hey, Why don't you guys

find something quiet to do, OK?

We're almost there.



-Hey, Bobby, want to see

my dad story in a box?

PETER POTTER [TOY]: Once upon

a time, a long, long, time

ago, there was a

brave little tailor.

And that's not all!



HOWARD: Well now, [CHUCKLING]

speaking of tailors,

did you know that I

sell pants, Petey?

-Petey's dad knows

all about pants.

He invented Peter

Potter's Power Zipper.

-And there's only

been one accident.

HOWARD: Swell.



-Look!



There's Okra Winfrey!



-That's nice, Bobby.



Now do you remember where

I told you to go in case

we get separated?



-Nooo problem, dad!



Petey recorded it on

his "Parent on a Wrist"!

PETER POTTER [TOY]: Petey,

stop picking your nose.

And that's not all.



I told you to stop pointing!



HOWARD [TOY]: If we

get separated, boys,

we'll meet at the

Information Booth.

-What's the formation booth?



HOWARD [TOY]: It's

the building shaped

like a gigantic garbanzo bean.



-OK, dad.



Banzo beans are the ones that

look like potato bug heads.

-Yeah!



OK, boys, which veggie ride

do you want to go on first?

-I want to meet Petey's dad!



He's my hero.



-Well, whatever you say, Bobby.



B--b-- but some of these rides

are pretty darn exciting!

Yam World sure

sounds interesting.

Hey, how about that

Turbo Tuber Express, huh?

-Hey Petey, there's

your dad's group.

Let's go!



-Hey, Roaring Rutabaga.



Zowey!



That sure sounds like a doozie!



PETER POTTER:Tired

of wearing the same

old hair day after day?



-There he is!



PETER POTTER: Well, I've got

the solution to your problem

right here-- Peter

Potter's "Do in a Can."

Now watch this amazing

product in action.

AUDIENCE: Oooh!



Aaah!



AUDIENCE MEMBER: I'll take one!



AUDIENCE MEMBER: Give me one!



AUDIENCE MEMBER:

Here, please, here!

-Hey, Petey, you think

I can meet your dad now?

-Sure.



-He'll probably make us help

him demonstrate his next gadget.

-He will?



-Hi there, kiddo!



What's your name?



And how about you, young man?



What's your name?



-Petey, dad.



I'm your son.



And this is my friend, Bob--



-Just what I needed--

two volunteers!

-Hey!



What are you doing, Mr. Potter?



-Glad you asked.



-Oh, nooo!



Johnny has stained his shirt

before the big wedding!

-It's Petey, dad.



-What's that?



And you say you're out of soap?



Well, what do you say?



AUDIENCE: Nooo problem!



-Right!



Because you've got Peter

Potter's Spot Shot!

The miracle stain remover!



It removes greasy, smelly

turkey fat in seconds!

And that's not all.



It leaves your clothes

smelling like mom's meatloaf.

[AUDIENCE CHATTERING]



-I think we'd

better find my dad!

HOWARD: Bobby!



There you are!



What happened to

your shirt, son?

-I was the "before," dad.



-Oh, I--I-- I-- I get it.



Well, we'd better

get going home now.

Your Uncle Ted-- we got

to help him, you know.

-Can I come and

help, too, Bobby?

-Sure.



HOWARD: Oh, what's this, Ted?



-Oh, it's a-- trout-on-a-stick.



You want one?



Is the light working, Uncle Ted?



-Nope, nope, I've

tried everything, ahh,

but uh, no luck, Bob-O. Hey!



The garage door's opening!



Say, these gadgets really work!



-Speaking of work--



-Yeah.

-How are we--

-Maybe we should flip

it over or something.

-I don't know what to do.

-I don't know.

Mm.



-Hey, dad.



Maybe it needs a new bulb!



-Well, uh, I guess

it's worth a try.

T--Ted?



-You know, you got

to try everything.

Uh, sure.



-Can I help?



HOWARD: Sure, Petey.



-I got it, Howard.



There you go.



BOBBY: How many

Uncle Teds does it

take to screw in a light bulb?



Just one, because

that's all we've got.

[GIGGLING]



-Flip the switch!



-It works!



HOWARD: Uh, yes!



-Yay!



-We did it!



-It's a piece of cake.



Oh, I-- I could have told

you that in the first place.

-Boys, we couldn't have

done it without you.

-That was fun!



-Doesn't your dad let

you help him, sometimes?

-Well, he's usually

kind of busy.

But he did let me turn

on the "Carcass-O-Matic"

one Thanksgiving.



-Hey, Bobby.



What happened to

your new hero here?

-Mr. Potter's OK, I guess.



But he's so busy

venting stuff, he

never spends any

time with Petey.

You have time for

me, even if it's

just to put the light bulb in.



You know, when it

comes to being a dad,

it isn't what you have that

counts, it's what you do.

I'm pretty smart.



I get it from my dad.



-Well, that's our show.



I guess it's time to

say goodbye, Bobby.

-Wait!



Before we leave

today, I would like

to ask Little Richard

to sing a song.

-I don't feel like singing!



-OK.



Then I will.



BOBBY [SINGING]: She'll be

coming around the mountain

when she comes!



She'll be coming around the

mountain when she comes!

She'll be coming

around the mountain,

she'll be coming

around the mountain,

she'll be coming around the

mountain when she comes.

She'll be--



-Bye!



[THEME MUSIC]