01x05 - My Dad Can Fix Anything

[bunniefuu]

-Oh, hi.


I'm Howie.


Welcome to Bobby's World.


You know, it's always fun
to work in the kitchen.

I love work in the kitchen.


Because things happen
whether I like it or not.

Oh there.


Like-- just a second
ago the garbage disposal

just broke-- just like that.


Wow, that's broken too.


Well, I'm gonna need some help.


Hey, any volunteers?


-I'll help you, dad.


-Thanks, Bobby.


You're gonna get a chance
to work right alongside me.

lucky you.


Hey, There's only one problem.


I gotta change into a cartoon.


Hold this for me, will you?


-Sure, dad.


This is gonna be great.


I'm helping dad fix the diposal.


[THEME MUSIC]


[DOG BARK]


-OK, Bobby.


We're ready to start here.


Bring the tools.


-OK.


[MARCHING MUSIC PLAYS]


-Hi, Mom.


I'm helping dad fix
the garbage diposal.

[DOG HOWLS]


-Oh crimanitly-- Don't tell
me the garbage disposal

is broken again.


-Honey the garbage
disposal's broken again.

-Dad.


She said don't tell her that.


-Oh, no.


And with the ladies coming
from the PTA over now-- Oh--

I'm calling the plumber.


-Moms like calling the plumber.


-Oh Honey, you don't
have to call the plumber.

I can fix anything.


-Oh, Honey-- Howard, you know
when it comes to fixing things

-Honey


-You're all thumbs.


-No, I'm not.


[FOOTSTEPS]


[HARP MUSIC PLAYS]


-Don't worry, dear, we'll
have it fixed this afternoon

and save a bundle
in the process.

-Dad, are we going to the
bank to save a bundle?

-Well, not exactly, Bobby.


To do a job right, you need
the right tools and tools

cost money.


And-- Uh-- Well I-- Well
I'll explain it to you later.

-Howdy partner.


Welcome to old West
Days, celebrating

the 100th anniversary
of our bank.

100 years of services
and courtesy.

-Bobby, come on over here.


Now hang on to the rope, Bobby.


[HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING]


-Hurry up, Dad.


-I don't find this humorous.


[ANGRY CRIES IN
FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

-Keep going, dad.


I'll stop them.


Hang on, dad!


[SCREAMING] Whoa.


-Gotcha, dad.


Uh-oh!


[SCREAMING]


-Don't look down.


Don't worry, dad.


Follow me.


-Phew, safe now, [GULP] I think.


Yow.


-It's quicksand.


Just hang on


Bobby, don't let go.


-OK.


-Bobby!


-My daddy's gone.


-Well, your dad's over
on the phones, pardner.

Guess you were too busy
hanging on the ropes.

-Who you calling?


-A friend of mine, Bobby.


He can fix anything.


-OK.


What about me?


[PHONE RINGS]


-Hi, are you the sheriff?


-No little cowpoke.


I'm the bank guard.


My name's Lloyd.


It's my job to make sure
nobody in the bank gets robbed.

-Gets robbed?


-What's your name?


-Sally Sue.


-Well it's Rob now.


What's your name?


-P-P- Pete.


But I'm changing it to Rob.


-Smart boy.


-What's your name,
little buckaroo?

-I'm not supposed to
talk to strangers.

-Hey, how'd he know we
were the strangers g*ng?

Is there a hole in my kerchief?


-No, No.


No.


No.


-But there is a stain.


-Shut up.


What are you doing
in here anyway?

-I'm helping my dad.


-You're helping your dad?


Wow.


Hey-- Hey fellas
he's helping his dad.

Hey, pretty good.


Wow.


Whadda boy.


Yeah, great!


-Bobby.


Come on, Bobby.


Oh hi, Lloyd.


-Uh-- That's Rob.


-Oh, sorry, Rob.


Look, Bobby.


There's a bit of a problem.


My-- my friend he's
out of town so we're

gonna have to fix this garbage
disposal all by ourselves.

-All by ourselves?


Yeah.


[CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYS]


-This place is great.


It's got everything.


It's-- It's the Disneyland
of hardware stores.

Disneyland


[MUSIC PLAYING]


-Bobby, over here.


-Ah, this guy will save me.


-Yes, folks.


Follow my easy videos, and you
can fix anything in your house.

[CHEERING]


-And Handy Dan's video
library will save you

100s even 1000s of dollars.


[APPLAUSE]


-Hallelujah!


-Just follow my simple
method and you'll

learn to tighten doors, loosen
drawers, lay carpeting, strip

wallpaper, grout tacky tile
and spruce up your spa!

-My dad soundproofed
our ceiling.

-Oh yeah?


My dad put in an automatic
garage door opener.

-Uh-- My-- My dad
can fix anything.

-Wow.


-Sometimes you gotta
stick up for your dad.

Mr. Dan.


-That's Handy to you, son.


-Can you tell my dad how
to fix the garbage diposal?

-Hey kid, I get $20 an hour
to read this script, now

shuffle of before
I lose my audience.

OK.


Who will step up and purchase
the 12 volume set of tapes?

-Mom, can I please
have some new Spikies?

-Oh now Kelly, here.


No.


-Please.


[DOOR CLOSES]


-Oh, honestly , Howard?


All these tools?


And what are those there
now for Pete's sakes?

-Uh-- Do it yourself videotapes.


-So, I can't buy
Spikies, but dad

can get go and buy
all those videotapes.

-Oh now you watch--


-Oh, Kelly.


These tapes can be used
for a lot more than just

fixing disposals.


Ooh-- Uh-- Like fixing
the table, for example.

-Like-- nobody understands.


-Oh well for crying in the mud.


You can't even see
the darn TV from here.

-Well, I'm one step
ahead of you dear.

Got my helper right on it.


Bring that VCR right on in here.


-But, dad.


-Bobby I'll take it right now.


-But, dad.


[STRETCHING SOUND]


-Oh Howard.


Oh, please don't tell
me you broke the TV.

-I hope he doesn't
tell her this time.

[SHOPPING CARTS MOVING]


-OK, Bobby.


Now we can fix that shelf.


And the TV.


OK.


Everything's hooked up.


So, Bobby, press
the play button.

It's right next to
the eject button.

-All right.


The first thing to check
out your garbage disposal--

[BLENDER BLENDING]


-Is the reset button.


-What'd he say?


-I said let's begin.


Twist the mounting
plate the right.

The right-- not the left.


And carefully remove the
four mounting screws.

But don't let them drop
down into the disposal.

You'll be in big trouble.


-Uh-oh!


-Remember, keep everything
neat so you can find it later.

[HELICOPTER BUZZING]


[METAL TOOLS CLANGING]


-Now it's time to
tighten the pipe adaptor.

[MUSIC PLAYS]


-So, Captain Squash, I've
captured you at last.

First, I'm going to twist you.


-Twist.


K.


-Very clever.


But you can struggle
with all your might.

-Turn with all my might.


-But I will still break you.


[DOG WHIMPERS]


-Never fear.


It's Uncle Ted.


Haha.


Ooh.


Time for noogies.


Come here.


-Hi, Uncle Ted. [SCREAMING]


-Hey, you didn't
have to make lunch.

I brought Macho Tacos.


-Great, I thought
I smelled tacos.

-Oh, for Pete's
sakes there now, Ted.

Did you have to bring
those messy tacos, huh?

-Derek, didn't I tell you to
put that garbage in the trash

compactor.


-Oh, mom.


-Oh, come on.


It's OK.


Bobby and I will help.


-Now stand clear.


Come on.


We don't want
anybody to fall in.

OK.


Are you ready?


[MUSIC PLAYS]


-Watch it, Bobby.


The machine's giving
us all noogies.

Whoa!


-Mom!


Mom!


-This way.


[SCREAMING]


[CRIES OF PROTEST]


-Don't drink!


Don't drink!


No, no- no- no!


[SCREAMING]


-Oh wow.


Honey, I drunk the kids.


-Howard, why didn't you just
let me call a plumber, huh?

The PTA ladies will
be here in a jiffy.

-Yoohoo, Martha.


We're here.


Oh no.


I better get out there before
they set eyes on you or this

gee-willikers mess you're all--


-Ted, you wanna
have a looksie here?

-Yeah, move over.


Gimme a way.


-Bobby, you wanna-- you wanna
find us a wrench-- quick!

[MURMURING]


-Oh-- Oh and look here now.


Here is my Bobby.


-Ohh.


Oh-- he's so cute.


-Bobby!


Bobby!


Where is that kid?


-Geez, I'll say.


Ow!.


Low bridge.


-He's getting so big.


-Compared to Kelly he's tiny.


-Well, he's got
his father's eyes.

-Oh but, he's got Ted's ears.


-Oh and Martha's cheeks.


-And Derek's teeth.


-Oh, Bobby!


Hey, Bobby.


Didn't you hear your
dad calling you?

-Calling me?


-I didn't know who
I was for a minute.

[CLANGING OF METAL TOOLS]


-Oh-- Oh, now I'm starting
to get upset here.

-I'm helping my dad.


-Mm, and what's
your dad's doing?

-He's not calling the plumber.


Hey Ted, look at this
scar-- Weed-Whacker.

My backyard.


Summer of-- Uh-- 1987.


-Oh yeah?


Well get a load of this.


Hot water heater-- Winter 1982.


-Hah.


Hacksaw-- my dad's
workbench, 1961.

-h*, Look at this.


Wha-- No-- Oh, now
that's a stain.

-Oh, I'd just curl up and die
if the ladies saw this mess.

-Right this way, ladies.


Here's where my dad's
fixing the garbage diposal.

-Ohhh.


-And there's where
we made a mess.

-Ahhh.


-And there's where
the water ran.

-Ohhh.


-Oh no.


Bobby, why did you
bring them in here?

-I'm helping dad.


-Uh-- Oh, hello, ladies.


Uh-- Care for some Macho Tacos?


Oh no.


Tell me this isn't happening.


-Oh Martha, stop fretting.


This is nothing.


-Oh, should have seen what
my Harry did to the shower.

And all he had to do
was call the plumber.

-Well, "call a plumber"?


There's not a
husband in the world

who doesn't think he can
save some money by fixing

it himself.


[LAUGHTER] You're right.


[HAMMER THUD]


-Ow!


-Aw, dad.


I can kiss it and
make it all better.

-Aww.


Aww.


You gotta admit they're cute.


-Oh, yeah.


What I do without them.


[DOG BARKING]


[SNORING]


-Howard.


I'm-- I'm almost
finished, honey.

-Oh come to bed, Howard.


You can fix it tomorrow.


-It's not as easy as
you think, you know.

You can't just press a
button and it's fixed.

-Button?


-Yeah, yeah, I know.


It's OK.


[DISPOSAL ACTIVATING]


-Ow.


Ow.


Ponky beater.


-Sorry, Ted.


-Hey, stuff happens.


Hey-- Loo-- It's working.


-I know.


I can't believe it.


-You're a genius, dear.


-I know.


-Hey-- I don't mind
giving him credit.

After all, I'm helping my dad.


-So you little melon
head, what did you learn?

-Well, Uh-- I learned
that get along with dad

you gotta push
the right buttons.

[LAUGHTER]


-Anyway we have a
special surprise.

I'm now gonna tell you how you
can become a multi-millionaire.

Wanna help me on
this one, Bobby?

[GARBAGE DISPOSAL ACTIVATES]


-And that's the only way you're
going to win the lottery.

So buy from Bobby's World.


Uh-- Bobby, I think we have
a little extra time here.

-We do?


-Yeah.


Is there-- Uh-- maybe
you have something

you'd like to-- Uh--
Share with the viewers?

Hah.


-Well, I'd like to
thank my wonderful cast.

My brother, Derek.


[APPLAUSE]


-My sister, Kelly.


[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]


-My Mommy, Mom.


-Oh, he's the cutest.


-My uncle, Ted


-Hey, it's noogie time!


-And the person
responsible for bringing

over the ladies of the
PTA-- my aunt Mimi!

[LAUGHTER AND SNORTING]


-And my dad, Howie Mandel.


[APPLAUSE]


-Shucks.


-And you.


The greatest cartoon
audience in the world.

[APPLAUSE]


We'll see you later.


-Bobby's World is animated
by live cartoonists.

[THEME MUSIC]