02x13 - Something's a Ms./Slumbering with the Enemy

[bunniefuu]

Sugar,

Spice...

And everything nice.

These were the ingredients
chosen to create
the perfect little girl.

But professor utonium
accidentally added an extra
ingredient to the concoction...

Chemical x.

[expl*si*n]

Thus the powerpuff girls
were born!

Using their ultra-superpowers,

Blossom, bubbles, and buttercup
have dedicated their lives

To fighting crime
and the forces of evil!

Narrator: the city
of townsville!

The setting of
townsville.

The settee of townsville.

The cd of townsville.

[Scratching]

The pity of townsville.

The pretty of townsville.

Ooh, mama!
This technomusic
is dope.

[Cd continues
scratching]

Ahem. Ahem.

[Clears throat
loudly]

A glass of water
will clear that
right up.

Let's shut this off,
shall we?

Ahh!

Much better.

Don't you think?

Uh, sure.

Ms. Bellum?

Yes?

Is there something
on your mind?

Oh, I'm so glad
you asked.

Could I take
the rest of the
afternoon off?

The rest
of the afternoon?

I don't know,
ms. Bellum.

There's so much to do
and so little time.

[Smack]

Ok.

Thank you, mayor.

I'll see you later.

[Door slams]

[Clock ticking]

[Crickets chirping]

Mayor!

Back for seconds,
ms. Bellum?

No, mayor.
I've got to
call the girls.

Girls, townsville
bank has just
been robbed.

No clues here.

Nothing
over there.

I couldn't find
anything either.

Not one shred
of evidence.

That criminal
was thorough.

Very.

I was so afraid.

I wish I could have
called you sooner.

[Sobbing]
oh! I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry!

It's not your fault,
ms. Bellum.

Why don't you
go home now?

Yes, get
some sleep.

We'll finish up
here.

Thank you, girls.
I will.

Narrator: the very next
afternoon...

Hello, mayor.

Good day, ms. Bellum.
How is every little thing?

Thing?

Uh, pencil go snap.

Here. Let me help
you with that.

[Buzzing]

Ahblblablblbl!

Ahh...

Uh, ms. Bellum,
is there something
on your mind?

Oh, I'm so glad
you asked.

Can I take
the rest of the
afternoon off?

The rest of
the afternoon?

I don't know,
ms. Bellum.

So much to do,
so little time.

[Smack]

Ok.

Thank you, mayor.

[Door closes]

[Clock ticking]

Mayor!

We got to stop
meeting like this.

No, mayor.
I've got to call
the girls.

The jewelry store
has just been robbed.

Man, not one stinking
clue again.

It has to be
the same criminal.

But lucky for us,
ms. Bellum was
around again, too.

I don't feel so lucky.

[Sobbing]
oh h* h* h*!

You did everything
you could, ms. Bellum.

Why don't you
go home and rest?

Thank you. I will.

Narrator:
the next afternoon...

[Smack smack smack
smack smack]

You can take off
the whole week.

Narrator:
the noon after...

[Exhales]

[Sniffs]

[Clock ticking]

[Crickets chirping]

That woman
is so fired.

[Beep]

Who could it be?

Who could be clever enough
to not leave any trace
of the crime?

Maybe it was
mojo jojo.

No. It was too well
planned out.

True.
How about him?

No. Too trivial.

Gangrene g*ng?

Juvey.

Oh, yeah.

[Speaking
indistinctly]

[Telephone buzzing]

What is it, mayor?

What?

Girls, new details
have come to light.

City hall,
on the double!

Mayor: it's funny.

I look back
on a life
of achievement...

Challenges met,
opponents defeated,

Hurdles jumped.

I have accomplished
more than most men

Without the use
of my brain.

Do you know what it is
that makes a man, girls?

All: uh...

Mayor: bellum.

What?

Ms. Sara bellum,

The brains
behind the man.

[Sniffs]

Are you surprised
by my tears?

Strong men also cry.

Strong men
also cry.

I just received
this fax.

[Gasp]
sedusa?!

That's a bummer,
man.

Don't worry,
mayor. We'll get
your bellum back.

Let's roll!

There's the stone swamp!

Buttercup,
scan the structure
and locate sedusa.

I'm on it.

I'm picking up
two life forms
in the north wing.

That's them.

Bubbles, you got
that ransom?

Blossom, roger...
I mean, roger, blossom.

Ok, wing attack
plan on.

Let's move it.

Ok, sedusa, we've
got your money.
Now give us back...

Blossom: ms. Bellum?

Girls, thank goodness
you're here.

[Muffled screams]

Whoa!

Holy cow!

Dude!

Ms. Bellum, I thought
you and she...
And then how...

Both: yeah!

Girls, girls,
the details are
unimportant now.

What is important
is that I'm safe

And we can send this
criminal to jail.

[Muffled screams]

Look, it's been
a long day.

So, if you
don't mind...

Oh, yes, here,
let me help you.

Why don't you
take a skate?

[Crash]

Uh...

Girls, have you
gone out of your heads?

Don't "girls" us,
you imposter.

You expect us to believe
that you happened to
witness every crime?

Or that you happened
to be kidnapped?

And singlehandedly
subdued sedusa?

Well, think again,
sedusa!

Ha!

Look out!

Uh! Uh! Uh! Help!

I'm stuck!

How do you like
my new hair gel?

I got you, bubbles.

Buttercup, look out!

Whoa!

Buttercup!

Whoa!

Uhh! Uhh!

Sorry, bubbles.



You girls stick around
while I finish
your sister.

I've almost
got it!

You stay away
from her!

Make me!

I'm glad you asked.

You'll have to do
better than that.

Merely a diversionary
tactic.

Look behind you.

Try picking those locks.

Sorry, guys.

Both:
that's ok, blossom.

Sedusa: ah, this was
too easy.

Now, my only dilemma
is whether to finish
you off quickly,

Or do it painfully slow.

But that would be
splitting hairs!
Ah ha ha ha!

Not so fast,
sedusa!

You haven't
won yet.

You think you can
beat me, when your
superheroes could not?

Never!

Oh, yeah?

Try me.

Ms. Bellum!

All: ooh!

Ha ha ha ha!

[Gasping]

Oh...

[Coughing]

This isn't over.

Oh! My hair!

What happened
to my hair?

You broke my hair!

[Crying]

Oh, my poor hair!

That's it!

Thanks for getting
us out of that
hairy situation.

Sedusa: I don't need
my hair to beat you.

Blossom? Buttercup?
Bubbles?

Bellum?

Let's finish this,
shall we, girls?

Let's!

No, not that!

Please! Anything
but that!

No, no, please! No, stop.
No, don't! Don't!

Nooooooooo!

Narrator: and finally...

Oh, my dear sweet
ms. Bellum.

It's so good
to have you back.

I would have gladly
paid $50 million
for your safe return.

That reminds me.

Girls, where on earth
did you come up
with $1 million

For the ransom?

It wasn't really
$1 million.

It was the mayor's
dirty laundry.

The whites!

Uh, speaking of
dirty laundry,

Don't you think
we should let them in
on our little secret, hmm?

For the last time,
mayor,

It was not me
trying to seduce you.

It was sedusa
dressed up like me.

Oh. Oh, well,
in that case,
I'll see you later.

Where are you going?

To the prison.
Visiting hours
are almost over.

Toodles!

Narrator: and so, once again,
the day is saved

Thanks to ms. Bellum
and the powerpuff girls,

The cuties of townsville.

Narrator: the city
of townsville,

A friendly town
filled with friendly folks.

And who better
to be friends with?

Why, none other than
the powerpuff girls.

Girls:
good morning, professor!

Um...ah...oh...

Ahh!

[Ding dong]

[Running footsteps]

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

[Evil laughter]

Girls, here are some
fresh-baked cookies.

[Doorbell rings]

Oh, ok! Just a sec!

Coming!

Oh. Coming!

Oh! Ooh!

Uhhh!

Whoa!

Uhh!

Whoo!

Oh, hello there.
Come on in.

[Talking and laughing]

Professor: oh, girls,
look who's here.

Your friend moejisha.

Huddle!

Who does mojo
think he's kidding?

Hi, moejisha!

Hi!

Ok. Well,
what's he up to?

Definitely no good.

Right, but we can't
let our friends
know he's mojo,

Or they'll freak.

Let's just keep
an eye on him.

Who wants some tea?

It's my great-grammy's
secret recipe.

[Gasping]

[Gulp]

Ah, delicious!

[All slurp]

All: mmm! Delicious!

[Slurping]

Hey! This is
pretty good!

Moejisha:
of course it is.

What did you
think it was,
poison?

Hee hee hee!

Ha ha ha! Yeah!

Ok, now who wants to play
hide-and-seek?

Girls: I do! I do!
I do!

Ok, we'll hide,
and you seek.







No peeking!





We gotta find mojo.

And fast!

Let's check the lab.

[Crash]

Girls, girls, girls,
what are you doing?

[Crash]

We're playing
hide-and-seek.

And we gotta
find mojo...

I mean moejisha.

Yeah, he...
I mean she's
up to something.

Oh, like hiding behind
the plant in the living room?

Living room?

Hee hee hee! Ok,
you found me.

Now let's play
pin the tail
on the donkey.

I don't get it.

He's not doing
anything wrong.

[Girls scream]

Not yet. Come on!

[Screaming]

[Thwack]

Yeah! Wow!

You did good!

Wow!

I did it!

Ooh, I just love
slumber parties.
Hee hee hee!

You know,
I think he means it.

Yeah. He's not
being bad at all.

Well, in that case,
there's only one thing to do.

Hey, moejisha!

Yes?

It's party time!

[Rock music playing]

[Snoring]

[Snoring]

Wakey wakey!

[Sleepily]
huh?

[Gasp]

I knew it!

He is a party
pooper after all!

Let's get him!

Thanks to antidote "x",
I have finally defeated
the powerpuff girls!

[Evil laughter]

[Glass squeaks]

Why, moejisha?

Why? How could you
be so mean?

Moejisha? I think
you mean mojo jojo!

Aaah! It's mojo!

Aaah!
Aaah!

Aaah! Mojo!

That's right.
Scream, cower, fear me,

Because now that the
once powerful powerpuffs
are now powerless,

You have no one
to protect you.

You are without
protection,
you are sans protectors.

No more flying.
No more laser eyes.

No more super speed
or ice breath,

And no more power punches.

Definitely no more
power punches.

Oh, powerpuff girls,
look at you.

You're just like
your friends here.

You are exactly the same
as they are:

Weak, helpless,
and scared.

You are now,
dare I say it,

Normal little girls...

Useless, normal
little girls

Who can do anything
because they are normal.

Ha ha ha ha!

Narrator: go,
normal girls, go!

Uhh!

Narrator:
so for the very first time,
the day is saved,

Thanks to
the normal little girls.

♪ Blossom,
commander and the leader ♪

♪ Bubbles, she has the joy
and the laughter ♪

♪ Buttercup,
she's the toughest fighter ♪

♪ Powerpuffs
save the day ♪

♪ Fighting
crime ♪

♪ Trying to ♪

♪ Save the world ♪

♪ Here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ The powerpuff girls ♪

♪ Fighting crime,
trying to save the world ♪

♪ Here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ The powerpuff girls ♪

Powerpuff!