02x08 - Mo Job/Pet Feud

[bunniefuu]

Narrator: Sugar, spice...

And everything nice.

These were
the ingredients chosen

to create the perfect
little girl.

But Professor Utonium
accidentally added

an extra ingredient
to the concoction...

Chemical X.

[expl*si*n]

Thus the Powerpuff Girls
were born!

Using their ultra-superpowers,

Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup
have dedicated their lives

to fighting crime
and the forces of evil!

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Narrator: The city
of Townsville,

where you can plan on seeing
the Powerpuff Girls.

And drawing upon that fact,

the evil Princess
saw to a scheme

that would leave the girls flat.

Princess: Aah!

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I can't think
of a good plan! Uhh!

The Powerpuff Girls
defeated?

Not quite.

Blblblblbl!

There will be no more
monkeying around

for self-denounced simian
Mojo Jojo,

for that dastardly
doer of evils,

most arch of archenemies,
is behind bars now.

But it was a close call
for our heroes,

for they only narrowly
escaped the clutches

of the ingenious plan
crafted by that best

evil plot planner...Mojo Jojo.

How long till
his evil plans take hold?

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Ohh...ha ha ha!

[Blows]

Ooh. Mmm.

Ahh.

[Doorbell rings]

Hmm?

[Ding-dong]

[Ding-dong, ding-dong]

What?!

Hey!

You talking to me?
What?

[Screaming]
Are you talking to me?

[Screaming] Of course I am,
you nincompoop!

Who else would I
be talking to?

How am I supposed to know,
you crazy kid?

Princess, screaming: Aren't you
the evil villain Mojo Jojo?

Who wants to know?

I do, you buffoon!

I'm not a baboon,
you insulting twit!

I said "buffoon!"

Buff-oon!

That's it.
I don't need to stand here

and be insulted by an insulter
such as yourself.

Begone,
you cheese puff.

I can pay you
a lot of money!

What?

What?

Uhh!

I said, "what?"

Gee, you don't need
to get angry.

What?

[Screaming]
Okay. Listen, Mojo.

I'm here to hire you

to help me devise
a secret evil plot.

Ooh. Really?

Well, I'm very good
at evil plots.

Duh. I know.

But I'm not
a g*n for hire.

But you need to give me
an ingenious plot

against
the Powerpuff Girls.

[Snickers]
Yeah. Right.

And what makes you think
I'd do that for you?

Because I can pay you
a lot of money!

Hmm. Good point.

What?

Uh...how much
are we talking?

Daddy?

[Helicopter approaching]

[Snap]

[Crash]

I'll do it.

Princess: What?

Mojo: Okay. Here's the plan.

I'll make Chemical X
to give you Powerpuff powers

and an antidote to remove
the Powerpuffs' powers.

I got it!

Finally.

Okay, give it to me.

Puff me now.
Puff me now!

Patience.

We still need to make
the antidote.

Well, hurry up, then.

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Now, with this liquid electron
hypodermic laser

set to positive,

it will inject you
with Chemical X

and, with it, all the powers of
the Powerpuff Girls.

Great, great.
Now, let's get going!

When I switch it
to negative,

it will sh**t an injection
of antidote,

sapping the power
of its victims...

the Powerpuff Girls!

Yeah, yeah.
I got it, monkey boy.

sh**t me now! sh**t me now!
sh**t me now!

Uhh!

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[Roar]

I feel the power!

Oh, man!

Now, all we need to do

is zap those Powerpuffs
of their power,

and then I'll be the only
Powerpuff power around!

Ha ha ha!

[Bell rings]

[Children talking]

Here.

Ms. Keane: Buttercup?

Here.

Blossom?

Here.

Princess?

Princess?

Where's Princess?

Well, knowing Princess,
she's probably...

Princess: Help!

Wait.

Narrator: Using
her ultrasonic hearing,

Blossom picks up
a distress signal.

Help!
I need somebody.

Help!
Not just anybody.

Help! I need
the Powerpuff Girls.

Help!

Oh, my. Where is she?

Princess: I'm being
held hostage at Mojo's.

Let's go!

Unhand her, Mojo Jojo.

Oh, no.
Powerpuff Girls.

We'll
save you.

You're done for, Mojo.

Oh, dear.
You've ruined my plan.

You're free.
Let's go.

What the...
What the...
What the...

Hey, look!

Thanks for being
the heroes,

but there ain't
enough room in this town

for 4 Powerpuff Girls!



Hey! There's only


Not anymore.

[Gasp]
It's a trap!

Get her!

Whoo-hoo!

I think it's time
to heat things up.

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Eat this!

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[Coughing]

[Italian accent]
That's a spicy meatball.

[Cough, cough]

Then try choking down
a little thunder.

[Rumble]

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[Gasp]

Ha! Faced.

Hmm. Not afraid
of thunder, huh?

How about some lightning?

I'll give it
a whirl.

Uhh.

Princess:
You idiot!

Get them with
the laser! Now!

[Moaning]

Laser? I ain't afraid
of no laser.

sh**t, you idiot!

[Gasp]

[Blossom reading]

[Slow-motion]
No! Buttercup!

[Slow-motion]
sh**t!

Whoo-hoo!

[Roar]

Yeah!

No!

[Normal speed]
You missed!

Hit them! Hit them!
Hit them!

Girls, don't let the laser
hit you.

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Watch it!
You're going to hit me!

Hit them!
Hit them!

I'm trying.
I'm trying.

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Huh?

Huh?

Aah!

[Gasp]
[Gasp]

A-ha!

Reflect pattern
omega.
Got it.

No, you buffoon!

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[Slow-motion]
No!

Aah!

[Normal speed]
Newman.

Aah!

Bubbles: It's back
to jail for you, Mr. Monkey Man.

Blossom:
And as for you,

it should be
punishment enough

to have known Puff
and lost it

than to have never
Puffed at all.

Really?

Yeah, but you can do some
hard time anyway, sucker!

Oh!

Narrator: Oh, Buttercup.
You are one cold mama.

So once again,
the day is saved

thanks to
the Powerpuff Girls.

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Narrator: The city
of Townsville,

where most folks,

after being put
through the paces of daily life,

have put their dogs up
and called it a day.

But for one man,
science marches on.

How goes it, Prof...

Oh. Well, sir,
I can't rightly blame him

for wanting his privacy.

For, you see, old Professor has
been locked up in that lab

going on a week now,

working on his latest
pet project.

And though they understand
the importance of his work,

our girls are growing
a little concerned.

Not to mention...lonely.

[expl*si*n]

Girls. Girls!

I've done it!

I've created
the perfect pet!

Aah!
Aah!
Aah!

Aah!

Oh, Professor,
he's perfect.

Yes. The biogenetically
engineered,

experimental
bipedal organism...

or Beebo,
as I like to call him...

is perfect in every way.

He knows a variety of tricks.
He makes no waste.

He will never grow old.

He's playful, loving,
and not to mention

one of the cutest
little guys in the world.

But, girls,
there's one thing

you must remember
about Beebo.

You must only feed him once.

Do you understand?

Good.

Now, get out of here,
you little scamps.

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Narrator: And so,
as the days passed,

the girls' love for Beebo
just grew and grew.

Blossom: Okay, Beebo.
Come find us.

Ha ha ha! Okay, Beebo.
You found me.

You found me! Eek!

Aah! Okay!
You found me!

Okay, Beebo.

Now you hide,
and we'll seek.

Girls: 98, 99, 100.

Ready or not,
here we come!

[All gasp]

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[Gasp]
[Gasp]
[Gasp]

Oh, girls,
it's time for...

Holy cow!

Girls, what
is this hole?

Girls: What hole?

Don't play dumb.

We're not.

We're playing Hide-and-Seek
with Beebo.

Professor:
And where is Beebo?

Well,
if we knew that,

it wouldn't be
Hide-and-Seek.

Oh, okay.
Just answer me this.

Did you remember
to feed Beebo only once?

Yes.
Yes.
Yes.

I did.
I did.
I did?

Girls: Whoops.

"Whoops" is right.

You see, girls, by feeding Beebo
more than once,

you've tricked his brain

into thinking it needs
to constantly eat.

I designed Beebo
to need to eat once

and only once
in his entire lifetime,

but now that you've triggered
this compulsive eating habit,

there's no telling
what he'll do.

Duh. He'll eat.
What's so bad about that?

Aah!

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[People screaming]

Buttercup: Uh, maybe
he just wants to say "hi"?

He-hello?

Mayor: Hi, Blossom.
How are you?

Oh. I'm fine.
And how are you?

Oh, I'm great. Just great.
In fact...

Miss Bellum: What do you mean,
just great?

What about
that giant fur bag

that's eating
the town?

What's wrong
with you?

Why do you think you called
the girls in the first place?

The town is in danger.
We need their help.

Is everything
okay, Mayor?

Mayor: What?
I can't hear you.

Miss Bellum
is yelling.

Miss Bellum: I'm yelling
because we're about to be...

[Crash]
Aah!

Mayor:
What? Aah!

Mayor?

Mayor? Mayor?

Powerpuff Girls,
move out!

Mayor: Should we
call the girls?

No, Beebo, no!
Don't eat...

Girls: Mayor!
Miss Bellum!

That's it.
Let's get him.

No! Don't hurt him.
I love him.

But...

Bubbles is right.
He's our pet.

It's our fault
he's like this.

Let me talk to him.

Narrator: And so, with her
ultra-super negotiating powers,

Blossom tries to soothe
the savage beast.

Beebo?

Blossom!
Blossom!

That's it!

No!

You hungry, Beebo?

How about
a knuckle sandwich?

[Gasp]

Buttercup!

Aah!

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[Stomach rumbling]

[Gasp]

No, Beebo. No!

I love you!

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Narrator: Oh, no!
With the girls devoured,

could this be
Townsville's darkest hour?

Oh, I hope everything
comes out good in the end.

[Stomach rumbling]

[Arf arf arf]

Girls: Beebo go boom.

Wait, girls. Look.

Girls: It's raining Beebos!

I want one.

I want one.

I want one.

Crowd: I want one.
I want one.

Oh, how cute! So cute!

[Everyone talking at once]

Professor: Wait!

[Panting]

I got here
as fast as I could.

Hold on. Give me a sec.
I...Oh...

Okay. When I heard
the expl*si*n,

I knew that could only
mean one thing...

that the biogenetically
engineered

experimental
bipedal organism...

or Beebo...must have
eaten too much

and thusly exploded!

But thanks to the fail-safe
I built into his system,

instead of ceasing to exist,

he just broke into
the many cute little guys

you hold in your hands.

But heed my word,
citizens of Townsville.

If you plan to keep
the Beebo as a pet,

you must remember to feed him
once and only once.

Mayor: Uh, Professor?

You're holding up
two fingers.

Oh, okay. I get it.
Once a day.

No. Once.

Right.
Once in a while.

Got it. Cool.

Mayor, you can't have one.
Give me those.

[All laughing]

Narrator: Ha ha ha!

Hey, what's so funny?

I didn't get one, either.

So once again,
the day is saved

thanks to
the Powerpuff Girls.

♪ Blossom,
commander and the leader ♪

♪ Bubbles, she is the joy
and the laughter ♪

♪ Buttercup,
she's the toughest fighter ♪

♪ Powerpuffs save the day ♪

♪ Fighting crime,
trying to save the world ♪

♪ Here they come, just in time ♪

♪ The Powerpuff Girls ♪

♪ Fighting crime,
trying to save the world ♪

♪ Here they come, just in time ♪

♪ The Powerpuff Girls ♪

♪ Powerpuff ♪